103. "The mountains are high and the waters are long, and I will see you again!" ”
Lin Yibai is a very honest person who sleeps, which can be seen from getting up on the sofa this morning, Zheng Xiuxian hugged his feet all night, and he didn't move, his mother also said before that this child sleeps with a momentum that does not move like a mountain and thunder.
As for why she woke up on Lin Yun'er's lap, I'm afraid only Lin Yun'er herself knows.
Ashamed, angry, speechless...... These words are not enough to describe the current Lin Yibai, he lowered his head and didn't speak, no one knew what he was thinking.
Lin Yun'er just wanted to speak, but Lin Yibai's next move really startled her.
"Smack~"
Lin Yibai raised his hand and slapped himself hard.
The crisp slap echoed in the corridor, this slap was very heavy, and Lin Yibai's left face slowly became red and swollen visibly.
Lin Yun'er covered her mouth in fright, and her voice trembled a little: "What are you doing?" ”
Lin Yibai's family is a little special, and the tutor is more open-minded, but only the word "li" is particularly important, which is also the epitome of ordinary Chinese families.
Chinese can lose money, but not rude.
Lin Yibai thought that he had already missed a ceremony yesterday when he straightened Lin Yun'er's hair without permission, but he didn't expect this time to be even more ruthless than yesterday, and he pillowed her lap directly.
In Lin Yibai's opinion, this is undoubtedly playing hooligan, his father is a cook, if he knew that Lin Yibai did such an outrageous thing, he would definitely beat him with a kitchen knife.
Lin Yibai looked at Lin Yun'er, his voice was very low, and he said with guilt: "I'm sorry." ”
Lin Yun'er's eyes flickered, and she did not recover from the shock just now.
"What's wrong with you?"
She didn't know that Lin Yibai was pillowing her leg just now was such a big sin for him.
"What are you beating yourself for?"
"I'm sorry for you." Lin Yibai, who has never been in contact with a woman, subconsciously thinks that he has "defiled" Lin Yun'er, so it is not too much to immerse him in a pig cage now.
"Why be sorry."
Lin Yun'er slowly recovered from the shock of the slap just now, and began to think about this question, from the two sentences he said just now, it can be analyzed that he has done something sorry for himself, and when he thinks that he woke up just now and found himself sleeping on his lap, the whole person has become different, so that he gave himself a loud slap.
"You can't do this because you're on my lap, are you?"
He lowered his head again, his tone unchanged from before, "Hmm." ”
Lin Yun'er didn't expect that her kindness would be exchanged for Lin Yibai's guilt.
"You don't want to do this, in fact, I took the initiative to put your head on my lap."
Half an hour ago, Lin Yun'er finished this acting class, pushed open the door and walked out.
Lin Yibai was leaning on the bench at this time, sleeping with his mouth open, Yu Jingman didn't know where to run, and the teacher on the side saw Lin Yibai and was a little puzzled: "This is?" ”
Lin Yun'er said apologetically, "This is my assistant." And then he explained to the teacher why he was sleeping here.
The teacher nodded, and then said goodbye to Lin Yun'er.
Staring at Lin Yibai, who was sleeping with his mouth open, Lin Yun'er smiled, her eyes were bright, like a spring breeze, she really responded to the old saying, and she smiled beautifully, but unfortunately Lin Yibai couldn't see such a scenery.
He was really real, let him find a place to rest, but he didn't expect to fall asleep at the door of the acting classroom.
But why did she sleep with her mouth open, Lin Yun'er was a little curious, and walked in front of him, her chubby face made people want to pinch it.
Stretched out his fingers, gently poked his face, and poked him out of an acquired dimple, which was soft and comfortable.
She looked at Lin Yibai carefully, his earlobes were very big and thick, fleshy, and every time he exhaled, he would tremble slightly, which was very funny.
His skin is actually very white and smooth, and he is about to catch up with himself, you must know that she has to pay a lot of money for skin care every year to maintain the current skin condition.
Does he also often go to beauty salons? But looking at a rugged person like him, it doesn't look like going to a beauty salon, Lin Yun'er wondered.
Lin Yibai would definitely laugh out loud if he knew that she thought like this, he had never been to a place like a beauty salon and plastic surgery hospital, he was just simple, the pig's trotters were gnawed too much, and the collagen was all on his face......
Lin Yi's white head slept on the left side, perhaps because his head was too heavy, causing his body to be on the left side.
Just when Lin Yun'er looked at Lin Yibai, he suddenly fell to the left, Lin Yun'er subconsciously reacted immediately, sat in the position where he was about to fall, and then caught Lin Yibai's head with his legs.
Lin Yun'er's heart was beating fast, and she was a little afraid, but fortunately she caught it, otherwise it would hurt so much to let him fall down like this.
But Lin Yibai slept really dead, so he didn't wake up.
Fortunately, his head was not as heavy as he thought, and he was not burdened by Lin Yun'er's lap.
Do you want to wake him up? Lin Yun'er thought for a while, hesitated slightly, and finally didn't wake him up and let him continue to sleep.
This picture is a bit incredible, Lin Yun'er has a fat man on her lap, if she is seen by her fans, how many lemons will she have to eat.
Time passed minute by minute, and the bored Lin Yun'er wrapped her hand around his hair back and forth, and a smile slowly appeared on his face.
This guy is dreaming of something good.
……
After listening to Lin Yun'er's explanation, Lin Yibai still shook his head.
"Whatever you say, I'm guilty, and it's a heinous crime."
Lin Yun'er felt that he was making a little fuss, but seeing his expression, he was very serious.
This is the first time that Lin Yuna has analyzed his character.
Paranoia with stubbornness.
Lin Yibai looked at her and said, "Although it is not a thing to say this, I still have to say, do I have anything to compensate you for?" ”
Compensation, what is this guy thinking? Just pillowed his legs, how did he think it was a matter of the Nine Clans for him?
"You don't have to do this, it's really fine, and no one sees it."
Lin Yun'er felt that something was wrong after speaking, there was nothing wrong with it, but as soon as she finished speaking, why did she always feel that something was wrong?
"No, it won't work." Lin Yibai has been shaking his head since just now, "You may not feel anything, but I will feel very uncomfortable in my heart, and I won't be able to eat." ”
A fat man will say that he can't eat, what a big deal this must be, Lin Yun'er sighed, it seems that if he doesn't say something, he really can't eat.
Lin Yun'er thought about it and decided to perfunctory him, maybe he would forget about it in two days, so he spoke.
"Or ...... Invite me to dinner? ”
He still shook his head: "No, there is no sincerity." ”
"That'...... Buying a piece of clothing? ”
He still shook his head.
"Buy a lipstick?"
Shake one’s head.
"Buy a pair of shoes?"
Shake one’s head.
"Buy headphones?"
Shake one’s head.
"Buy a bag?"
Shake one’s head.
"Buy a mink?"
Shake one’s head.
This can't do this or that, no matter how good-tempered Lin Yun'er is, he was also beaten by him, and shouted angrily.
"Did you send me something, or did I send you something?"
Lin Yun'er twisted Lin Yibai's ears and said angrily: "Since you don't know how to compensate me, then owe it first, now, immediately, immediately, give me a meal." ”
Now that it's almost past dinner, Lin Yun'er is already hungry, she doesn't want to worry about Lin Yibai anymore about this ridiculous matter, because this will only be endlessly entangled here.
Lin Yibai was dragged up by Lin Yun'er, of course, he was dragging his ears up, his first reaction was not pain, but surprise, Lin Yun'er, who seemed to be gentle and easy to speak, suddenly did something that went against her previous character, such a contrast, Lin Yibai was a little difficult to accept for a while.
But the pain clearly coming from his ears made him not think about it for the time being, bent over and covered his ears but didn't make any sound, he actually had some happiness in his heart at this moment, he regarded this pain as a small punishment for Lin Yun'er because of his previous rudeness, so that his heart would have some good time, although this was far from enough, but at least it was a little more reassuring than not doing anything just now.
This is definitely not a shake M, but it is simply a little better in my heart.
Who told him to be "sorry" for Lin Yun'er.
Lin Yibai is 1.86 meters, he is very fat, and the whole person looks very big, Lin Yun'er is a lot shorter than him, and he looks very small in front of him, but he is such a person, twisting Lin Yibai's ears, Lin Yibai didn't dare to say a word.
Fortunately, there was no one in the hallway, otherwise I would have seen such a scene.
The little thin Lin Yun'er twisted the ears of a tall fat man, like a beautiful woman pulling a beast.
If you look closely, the "beast" still has a smile on its face.
There are not many people in the canteen now, Lin Yibai and Lin Yun'er are holding a plate and standing in the food area......
Lin Yibai had a bad appetite, so he only needed a bowl of rice, a pickled cabbage, a fried saury, then two rice balls, a fried chicken thigh coated with honey sauce, a bowl of seaweed soup, a tiramisu as an after-dinner dessert, and finally finished with two cloves of apples.
On the other hand, Lin Yun'er eats much simpler, a piece of kimchi, a little soup, a little rice, and then a clove of apple is gone.
Seriously, she didn't eat enough for Lin Yibai to stuff her teeth.
Lin Yun'er also watched the food he cooked, and wondered? Is this someone who can't eat?
Finding a place, he sat down facing each other, the cafeteria was now relatively empty, and with their table, it was only four or five tables.
After Lin Yibai sat down, he started to cook without saying a word, he usually eats quickly, but today he is a little abnormal, he is actually chewing slowly, if Zheng Xiuxian wants to see Lin Yibai eating like this, he will definitely say a word.
"You're pretending to be Nima..."
In fact, Lin Yibai was thinking about how to compensate Lin Yun'er, but he couldn't think of it for a while.
Lin Yun'er is more elegant and ladylike when she eats, she eats a bite of rice, chews it in her mouth, and then swallows it, it is these few simple actions, with the blessing of her appearance, she will feel pleasing to the eye.
There was a news before, saying that it was a female star who had to chew dozens of times to eat bread, Lin Yibai was very puzzled and surprised, why did he chew it for so long, didn't that thing be swallowed in his mouth, and he still had to chew?
"What's wrong? Why don't you eat it? Lin Yun'er took a sip of soup and said.
Why do you ask like this, because Lin Yun'er also saw Lin Yibai eating a hamburger yesterday, and she felt shocked and incredible, and wanted to try it...... However, reason dispelled her thoughts, but now that he was not in the mood to eat at all, he couldn't help but be a little worried.
Lin Yibai shook his head and did not speak.
His father has told him since he was a child that a man wants to take it and put it down, not his mother-in-law's, but in his current state, let alone take it and put it down, even a glance at Lin Yun'er is almost gone.
If his dad had been here, he would have shouted.
"Dad, I can't do it."
Lin Yun'er saw his half-dead appearance and put down the spoon, "You are still struggling with that matter, I won't say everything, it's nothing, I don't blame you." ”
"But, I'm blaming myself."
Lin Yibai suddenly felt that the conversation just now was very similar to a bridge section of Mr. Jin Yong's "Heaven and Dragon Slayer".
"Zhang Wuji said to Zhou Zhiruo that we just need to have a clear conscience, what should others do? Zhou Zhiruo said: "What if I have a guilty conscience?"
It's just that others are talking about love, they are talking about hypocrisy, to be precise, Lin Yibai is hypocritical.
Lin Yun'er is really dying, this Lin Yibai is really a stone in the pit, smelly and hard, and there is no way to communicate at all.
This description is more irritable, which can also be seen that Lin Yun'er is really running out of patience.
"Ugh." Lin Yun'er sighed, she really had no choice, this was because he felt guilty, and he was about to drive himself crazy.
Lin Yun'er frowned, thinking about what to do.
Lin Yibai's mobile phone and wallet are in one pocket, which is also a habit of his, so it will seem that the pockets are bulging, she suddenly thought of something and spoke.
"What do you have on you now?"
When Lin Yibai heard Lin Yun'er ask, he didn't hesitate and took out all the things on his body now.
A wallet, a mobile phone, coins given to him by Zheng Xiuxian, a car key, a pack of toilet paper, and a jade landscape card.
"That's all?"
Lin Yibai nodded.
Lin Yun'er looked at the things on the table, picked up his wallet, bulging, and felt a lot of money.
"Can you open it?" Lin Yun'er asked Lin Yibai.
Lin Yibai nodded: "Yes." ”
There was a lot of cash in the wallet, and there were a few bank cards in the card holder, and then there was nothing, and it was said that the man's wallet would contain a woman's photo, but Lin Yuner searched for a long time and didn't find it.
"Why so much money? Paid? ”
"Uh......" Lin Yibai said with a slight hesitation: "Yes." ”
Lin Yuna looked at the denomination of the coins, and they were all 100,000 million (Korean won)
"How much do you get paid?"
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