Chapter 393: Internet Entertainment
Eventually, the grief will subside, the hatred will gradually deepen, the war will not appear, and everything will return to the way it was. Life still has to pass, food still has to be eaten, the country has changed dramatically, and many people have a lot of things to do. There was a constant stream of cars on the streets, and a bunch of strong men were jumping around on the rooftops, but for Kevin, it was idle and panicked.
The formalities have been completed, and Kevin has been given an exceptional entry to the Royal Academy, where there is a vacancy for the position of librarian, and Kevin has temporarily pulled him to the top. As the top university in Lou Baole Country, how can Wang Li Academy come in to teach casually? It has to go through layers of assessment and selection, even if it is recommended by the two Sword Saints, but Kevin himself does not have any teaching experience, and his outstanding military contributions do not mean that he can be a teacher.
What's more, others will also have opinions, and many of Kevin's contributions cannot be publicized to the outside world. In the eyes of others, it is a tavern bard who tells pornographic jokes, goes around the army, and can teach at the highest university with a low-ranking officer? That's a joke.
Even if he is now a librarian, in the eyes of many people, he must be a person with a strong background to get in. After Kevin finished the formalities and left the school gate, the security guard at the gate had already come up and asked tentatively, which high-ranking official was behind it? Of course, Kevin couldn't talk nonsense, so he could only answer that this was an arrangement for military retirement, and he didn't know anything. But the other party obviously didn't believe it.
However, Kevin himself can feel that the state will not arrange his affairs casually. As they say, how can a good talent make him obscure? Give him the librarian, probably in the hope that he can improve his strength in the library by himself, so that he can be of great use.
However, it has not yet started school, and it is still during the summer vacation. In addition to all the professors and experts who are conducting high-end research in the school, as well as some construction teams that are still expanding the campus, there are only some security guards at the entrance. There are no students, the average faculty and staff are on vacation, the campus is relatively empty, and Kevin does not need to go to work.
For Kevin, who has just come down from the line of life and death, the rare vacation must be to relax and relax first. For a bard, leisure travel is obviously a good proposal, not to mention that the country has changed a lot nowadays, and it is quite new to see.
But on second thought, it's changing so fast. The place I just walked through this year will be different next year, which seems to have a feeling of walking in vain, and I can only blow outdated information when I blow it with people in the future. It's better to wait for a little stability and then take a walk, anyway, there will be more time in the future.
simply settled down, and Kevin lived in the faculty dormitory of the college, with food and accommodation for free. The little tiger was handed over to the school's biology department's research institute, where they mainly cultivated it, and the crow was still with him.
Wang Li Academy should be a sad place for crows, but for now, he is also emotionally stable. Moreover, the academy basically knows about his existence, and it is basically impossible to blow up the academy. Kevin also let him go, and he walked the dog all day long for fun in the past two days, and no one from the hospital came to explain what happened back then, maybe during the summer vacation, no one was there.
After three more days of fooling around, Kevin began to get bored. You can still go to the tavern in the evening for a while, and the bards in the tavern seem to have added some new routines, so that a "Rex Biography" will not blow to death, and Kevin has been away from the country for too long, and he thinks it is good to hear. But what do you do during the day? You can't spend all day in a tavern, can you?
There is a mental illness called post-war syndrome, in which people who come down from the battlefield and return to peacetime are still often allergic. Kevin's mental condition is good, but after a long time of fighting wits and courage with others, intrigues and tricks, he suddenly doesn't have to calculate anything, and he always feels as if something is missing.
Looking at the parrots flying in the sky, Kevin wondered if maybe he should try the Internet himself, even though it is quite expensive now.
If you want to surf the Internet, the first step is to go to the website to register the address, which is the so-called web address, otherwise the parrot will not fly this way. However, this first step can be omitted for Kevin, and Wang Li College has its own website as an institution of higher learning. With the URL, whoever hits the window, shouts "I want to go online", and the nearby parrot flies down with the paper.
Kevin knows the process well, but this is the first time he's done it himself. I tried to push open the window of my dormitory and peek out to look left and right, and I always felt a little ashamed to shout "I want to go online", so I couldn't help but hesitate slightly.
Unexpectedly, before he could speak, the parrot in the air had already flown down and landed on the windowsill: "Hey, don't you go online?"
"Yes," Kevin was very satisfied, "your service is very considerate." ”
"Thanks," Parrot immediately put the paper under his paw in front of Kevin, "Come, this is today's web page." If you think it's good, you can try to get a membership...... Do you want a monthly or annual card?Our fees are very reasonable and we have a lot of content...... We're definitely faster than others, and we don't lose our internet even when it's raining or windy......"
The parrot skillfully introduced his website, and this skillful line obviously didn't know how many times he had said it. Kevin even felt a little unable to keep up with his speed: "Wait, what's the name of your website?"
The parrot replied, "Yellow makes people healthy." ”
Kevin: "......"
"Friend, I see that you are also an adult, and I don't think there is any need to hide it. Say, I'll get you whatever web page you want, orcs x humans, orcs x elves, or ......."
"Wait, wait," Kevin sweated slightly, "None of the options above are my appetite, so forget it." ”
"You haven't seen the specific content yet, have you?" the parrot was still selling, "Don't look at the one I gave you, our web page also provides dynamic graphics, and various picture clips provide options." And I also have special skills, I can learn the name of a girl. When the time comes, you listen to me while watching the dynamic picture, how exciting. ”
Kevin: "......"
"Ah~ah~" The parrot actually screamed directly.
Kevin subconsciously shuddered, hurriedly looked left and right, and found that no one had calmed down: "You give me out, I won't be on your net." Get out!" he said, and drove the parrot out.
Before leaving, the parrot left a sentence: "It's really unqualified." ”
Kevin breathed a sigh of relief, the first time he went on the Internet, he went on this kind of website, what will his colleagues think in the future? Not to mention that this is a school, even if he wants to go to school, he has to go out and change the website and go again. Kevin didn't say how serious he was, he was originally from a yellow joke, but when he thought that this thing would cost money, he felt that it was particularly worthless. After all, he was born poor, and even if he has money now, he won't spend it indiscriminately.
After stabilizing his mood, Kevin shouted directly this time: "I want to go online!"
In a moment, seven parrots flew in all directions, lined up in front of Kevin's window one by one. Kevin was taken aback: "Why did you come so much at once?"
"This generation is on summer vacation, and there are fewer people online, so we are relatively idle. One of the parrots replied.
"Don't look at how many of us come, once you order the content, wait at least two hours in between. The parrot replied.
"Now that there are fewer people, the Internet speed may be faster, but it's hard to say, it depends on what you ordered? ”
The parrots talked nonsense, but Kevin hesitated: "Do you mean to let me go to so many websites at once?
"This ......" Parrot is also honest, "Internet is a rich man's activity, if you really don't have money, then do what you can." ”
But the other parrot said, "Not much, one silver coin at a time, with your salary is enough." ”
"Let's take a look at your website first. Kevin nodded in agreement. I secretly thought that I still got a sum of money from the kobold, enough for hundreds of thousands of gold coins, so I wouldn't be able to afford to go online, right?
"Come on, look," the parrots pulled out their pages, "we work from 8 a.m. to 11 p.m. Starts at 1 p.m. and ends at 4:30 p.m. If you don't have a good time, and we fly back to the website and find that it's time to get off work, then you have to wait until tomorrow to get the page, and we don't work overtime under normal circumstances. ”
"Yes," added the other parrot, "and if it's windy, rainy, or whatever, you'll be disconnected, so be prepared." ”
Kevin hurriedly looked up at the sky, fortunately the weather was sunny today, and it shouldn't rain. Looking down at their web page again, there are a bunch of classifications of military, education, and life, and there are various subdivisions below. Just looking at the classification, it is really all-encompassing, literature, history, art, religion to cutting-edge magic science, current affairs and politics, etc. With so many categories, Kevin is a little difficult to get started.
"Huh, there's music here?" Kevin wondered, "If I order a song, can you sing it to me?"
"No," replied the parrot, "but there is a conch voice, and I can bring it to you." Of course, we do have singing parrots, and we can also bring them to sing to you on the spot, but the fee is not included. ”
"I see," Kevin nodded, "and what is this dating?" Kevin asked, pointing to another page.
"When it comes to online dating, our website is responsible for providing the platform. You can leave your information here, either with your real name or anonymously. Write a bunch of nonsense and someone else can reply to it. However, due to network speed issues, the general reply will not be visible to you until the next day. The parrot replied.
Kevin hadn't been exposed to anything like that, so he didn't understand the meaning for a while, so he just said casually, "I think it's boring." ”
The parrot also sighed: "Yes, I often fly at both ends for the sake of a 'grace' or 'hehe'." ”
Kevin: "......"
Other parrots also sighed: "We are porters of information. But please don't let us do pointless portings unless tipping. ”
Kevin smiled, thinking that they were going to ask for a tip, so he began to dig into his pockets, but after thinking about it, these parrots had no clothes on, no pockets and no space rings on their bodies, give them money, where do they put it?
I had doubts in my heart, so I simply asked.
The parrots were surprised at each other: "Are you ...... You're from out of town, right?"
"Sort of. Kevin mumbled.
"You're going to give us the money, and of course you're going to give us a little bag of money, otherwise where are we going to put it?" the parrots asked rhetorically.
"Yes, yes, that makes sense," Kevin was slightly embarrassed, looking around for a small bag suitable for parrots to make money, "Why don't I go buy a few first?"
"No," another parrot flew down, "I'm the one who sells small bags, and I can buy them if you want." Three silver coins each. ”
"So expensive?" it was just a small bag sewn from cloth, and Kevin clearly felt like a routine.
"It's all at this price, domestic prices are rising, and now gold coins are not unusual. You don't know if you're from out of town, but that's how things are sold in the capital. Parrot explained.
Kevin didn't plan to worry too much about this kind of thing, so he hurriedly bought a few small bags and tipped the parrot. But the parrot said, "Actually, we don't have the habit of tipping, so let's take it as a normal payment." ”
Kevin frowned, but after all, it was a small amount of money, and he didn't plan to care. Looking down at those categories, he hesitated for a moment and asked directly: "Why don't you recommend it, what do most people look at?"
"How to get stronger," one parrot said, "there are a lot of training courses here to get stronger, and they really work." ”
"Look at other people's spraying," the other parrot replied, "you must know that the online spraying is clearer and the content is more realistic." A lot of people like to watch it, and I remember some bards sprayed more than 100,000 words for more than ten days, and that was really ......"
"Chanting, there are often some similar activities on the Internet, and today seems to be the king's birthday, so it should be celebrated. ”
"Otherwise," replied the last parrot, "or some stage play commentary." ”
Kevin thought about it for a long time, and felt that most people were interested in things as if they were not interested in anything. If it's the first time you're online, it's better to go to a website you're good at.
Kevin immediately ordered a military class. The parrot asked again: "There are many subdivisions in the military class, do you have any requirements? Don't you be dissatisfied with my return when the time comes, and run for nothing." ”
"About catapults. Kevin replied.
The parrots were silent for a while: "This is really an unpopular topic. But since Kevin spoke, the parrot couldn't refuse, and immediately flew away.
The other parrots gathered around: "Do you want to order anything else?" and "Do you want to make friends?" write something there, and maybe someone will reply the next day. ”
Kevin thought for a moment and nodded in agreement: "Then try it." ”
The parrot handed over a form on which Kevin filled out some basic information. For the name, I filled in my pen name "K", and the rest was filled in casually.
"You can post a topic of yours, and I can show you someone else's topic later. "Parrot guides step by step.
Kevin was dazed for a moment with his pen in his hand, what should he say when he was about to make a topic so suddenly? Remembering that today is the king's birthday, then congratulate the king on his long life.