Chapter 87 Stinky Yodelers and Dragon Lizards
"So why the hell are you following me, you stupid coward who even a snow rabbit is afraid of? Just because I hit you a rabbit while you were pouting? Or is it because I've been living with you, a super coward, for more than a month? ”
Halfway up the mountain, on a large white stone in the Shining Silver Mountains, a strange furry creature was staring at its ass with the only intact little dark red eye.
To be exact, it is a large-eyed dragon lizard following the butt (originally a dragon lizard, and the rest of the text is replaced by a dragon lizard).
"Gollum~"
The yellow-green scales of the dragon lizard opened its mouth wide, its long tongue spit out, and made a strange sound at the grumpy stuffed dwarf, but the dwarf knew that it meant to be kind.
"I don't know why I understand your ridiculous monotonous voice, but you'd better not follow me, a timid lizard doesn't make a companion for a warrior, even if you're a she-lizard! Your stink* doesn't work for me! ”
Coming down from the big stone, feeling that he had lost the blessing of his height, the little man who sighed tightened the big axe on his shoulder and pressed his stinky animal skin hat.
"Just like when you leave Bandel City, the great warrior will finally leave this damned mountain, leave the stupid lizard that inhabits the mountain, and embark on his own path of bravery, farewell, fool!"
"Gollum~"
The yellow-and-green dragon lizard's eyes widened, and it hid behind a large rock, its square head staring at the dwarf who was about to go away, and let out a pitiful sound.
After walking a few steps, listening to the whimpering sound coming from behind him, the little man seemed to feel that he was too ruthless to walk away, and suddenly turned his body, waved his little hat at the stupid lizard hiding behind the stone, completely cut off the last trace of thought, and then ran away.
"Gollum~"
Accepting the invitation of the little man, the dragon lizard made a cheerful sound, and sprinkled Huan'er to follow the fluffy little man again, so that the ears of the little man who had not run far were directly erected.
"She-lizard! I'm waving my hat at you to tell you not to follow me, not to let you follow me! ”
"Purr?"
The dragon lizard rubbed the little man's body flatteringly, and his eyes were bright.
"Ahh!!hh You're mad at me! Leave it to you! Love is what you want! ”
"Snorr~"
"This is the dead end of your own choosing, stupid lizard, follow Kree, sooner or later you will die on the path of the brave, what an out-and-out fool, kill yourself! There is no cure! Idiotic enough that even the air will suffocate you! ”
"Purr~Woo~Wha~Siga!"
"Okay, okay, I know your name is Sgal, don't stress that to me all the time...... Grandma, what the hell, I would come up with such a stupid name for a lizard, I must have been confused by the stupid lizard's stupid emphasis.
Listen, stupid lizard, if you want to follow me, you have to be brave, you can't...... At least when you see a rabbit, you ......."
Before Kree could finish his sentence, the dragon lizard named Sgar jumped up on the spot and ran quickly towards the rear, disappearing in a puff of smoke.
"That's it...... Belch...... Runaway......"
A gust of wind blew, and Kree's little hat fell to the ground with a 'snap', and the yodelers stared blankly at the dragon lizard, which had disappeared in the blink of an eye, and let out a roar of rage.
"Dead animals!! Don't come back! ”
After roaring, Kree picked up his beloved big axe and looked angrily at the somewhat surprised humans not far away.
"Human, for your sake of scaring that stupid lizard away, get out of here, or Uncle Kree will hit your head with a big axe! Let you know why the flowers are so red! ”
"Pet's creature visitor? Can you speak human language? No wonder Wow Wow is scared. ”
The boy with half of his swollen face was not afraid, but walked closer.
"Rude little thing! Do you speak human words? Even a yodeler can speak human words, and you can't speak? Didn't your mother know that you had to talk to the yodelers? Or do you think Uncle Ben is not human? ”
Cree bared his fangs and raised the axe in his hand high, only to find that the young man in front of him leaned towards him more curiously...... It's just plain, it's completely different from the group of humans who screamed and ran away before, and the eyes of this human ...... Do you really think of yourself as a monkey?
"For the sake of your courage, Uncle Kree gave you a chance to escape......
Talking to himself, Kree picked up his hat and saw the stupid human cub two heads taller than himself putting his stupid hand on his stupid ...... Ah no, it was the clever and brave brain, rubbing and rubbing, and soon it attacked his ears again.
"It's so broad~ it seems to be a little stinky...... The mouth also stinks, and the name is touched? ”
"Shame! There's no doubt about it! It's a naked disgrace! Shame on Kree! Shame on the great warriors! The greatest shame in the history of yodelers! Right now! It's the time to wash away the shame! Stupid human cubs! I'm going to make you understand the huge cost of offending Kree! ”
Waving his hand to open the young man's right hand, the scolding Kree had just removed the axe from his shoulder when the sound of the earth shaking came from behind him.
Without looking back, he knew it was the stupid voice of that stupid bastard coward.
But......
Kree grinned.
"Stupid lizard! You've come just in time! Come with me to show this arrogant human imp in front of me a little color......"
Before he could finish speaking, Kree was picked up by the dreaded dragon lizard's big mouth, and the frozen Kree only had time to grasp his big axe and small hat before he was carried by the dragon lizard floating in the air and rushed to the mountainside, and the yodelers who reacted scolded all the way.
Even the most ferocious thunder was not as powerful as the yadelers' fierce words.
Isaia looked at the farce in front of him, first stunned, and then burst into laughter, tears of laughter flowed out.
"What an interesting guy!"
The strange visitors on the mountain are cuter than the people in the village, and they speak well, much better than at home~
Following in the dragon's footsteps, Isaiah thought about it and decided to catch up, he always felt that as long as he grasped the rhythm of the conversation, he would not be killed by the irascible stuffed dwarf with an axe.
It took less than three minutes for Sgar to bring him back to the top of the Shining Silver Mountains, and the angry Kree raised his little hand and hit the dragon lizard's stupid head hard, but instead of showing a painful look, the dragon lizard also 'purred' comfortably 'grunt' twice, stretched out his tongue and licked his face.
"Humph! She-lizard! Did you run away twice? The head shell is still so hard. ”
"Gollum~"
"Okay, I know you don't understand what I'm saying, talking to a fool for a long time, I'm really a fool, but compared to you, I'm still not as stupid as you...... Don't try to refute me, because a fool's rebuttal is pointless! ”
Rearranging his outfit and patting his fur skirt, Kree picked up his axe and walked the way he came.
"Purr ......"
Sgar suddenly rushed to Kree's side, and then a strong pungent smell of gas rushed to his face, making people feel sick and sick.
Kree froze, and the next moment he was furious, took a deep breath, rolled his eyes, and pointed at Sgar's fingers trembling slightly.
"You fat ass who doesn't flow into outsiders' fields! Can you aim your stupid ass at your enemies? Oh my gosh, I've never been wronged like this in Bandle City, I was attacked with a bioweapon by a stupid lizard, oh my god, I bet you could knock those flat-haired animals down if you put your ass at your distant cousin, Dragonfowl, oh, it stinks me, eh...... I'm going to throw up my overnight meal......"
"Gollum? Woo~"
"I'm not praising you!! Ahh Why did I meet such a stupid and cowardly creature as you! Except for the big stinky fart! You're really good for nothing! Nothing!!!
I regret wanting you to be my mount! I'm really blind! You shouldn't have given that rabbit in the first place! ”