Chapter279 Wonderful Fate (Asking for a Monthly Pass Subscription)
yue! Yodelers!? The embodiment of calamity! ”
"Stay away from me! Naughty furry boy, lest I make a hole in your little garlic clove-like head! ”
"Hehe, come with me, uncle, I'll take you to a fun place?"
Carefully holding her spiral-shaped flower staff, Lulu shook her head seriously at the bald man with yellow teeth, and was about to say something when she was pulled by her good friend Pixar and disappeared into the crowd.
Accelerated by the magic, Lulu had to tighten her thinking cap to prevent her from falling to the ground.
The magic streamer flashed through his eyes, and the crowd in the street still caused a little commotion after all, but no one deliberately bothered the yodelers, because the yodelers themselves were troublesome enough.
"Cut! I'm bored~"
A handful of empty catches, men who want to make a small fortune are too lazy to care, yodelers have always meant a lot of trouble, and if they catch it, they will sell it once, and there is no loss if they can't catch it.
After all, there are not many guys who are not afraid of trouble, and dare to buy yodelers, and have the courage to fight against yodels [rescue team].
"Lulu, it's not fun here~"
Outside a store with a strange hill pattern, Pixar, a small purple fairy like a stickman, spread its thin transparent wings and sat on the shoulder of the purple-skinned yodeler with a pout.
"But, I'm almost fainting from hunger~"
Holding her thunderous belly, Lulu stared at her surroundings with wide mosquito eyes, wondering if she could turn something into something delicious.
"Before we find something fun, we should eat a delicious cake~"
Just as the yodelers and her little fairy were wondering where to get food, the woman in the short corrugated skirt snuggled up to the man's chest and slowly walked out, scraping the last bit of golden stock from the man's trouser pocket in the most primitive way.
Compared with eye-catching, gold absorption is her old job.
"Wow~It looks so nasty~"
Hearing the yodel dwarf say that he was lewd, the woman couldn't help but roll her charming eyes, which made the man who had no stock feel more like seeing his first love again.
Startled by the intimate action between men and women, when Pixar covered her eyes, Lulu also tried to cover her eyes with her fingers, but she soon found that curiosity made her fail, and her fingers finally cracked the gap with her own thoughts, allowing herself to see clearly.
At this moment, a pair of palms gently covered Lulu's eyes, making Lulu stunned.
I can't see it in vain, and there are two more white hands.
"A good boy can't look at these things~"
"Your hands are so beautiful~"
There was no fear of it, but Lulu was attracted by the palm that blocked her vision.
After many months of adventure in the material world and Pixar, she has never seen a skin as delicate as that of a yodeler.
Most of the humans she saw on a daily basis had all kinds of blemishes and acne, and this was the first time she had seen 'flawless' hands.
Hearing Lulu's words, Pixar opened his eyes and looked at the humans who didn't know when they came to him and his good friend Lulu.
The wings sprinkled a little magic light, and Pixar flew around the man twice vigilantly, but he didn't feel any malice, and the little fairy couldn't help but widen his eyes with curiosity.
"Who are you? I don't hate you~"
"Me."
The smiling man flattened the palm of his right hand, and the little fairy Pixar landed firmly in the palm of his hand, looking at the man seriously.
"My name is Nicholas, you can call me Little Lenny, I like to make friends with yodelers and little fairies the most, I wonder if I can be your friend?"
"Okay~Lulu and Pixar have new friends~"
Lulu, who clapped her little hands, cheered, but the magic staff that she let go of involuntarily pointed at the man and woman who were still tired of being crooked together, the light of magic flashed, and the man's right hand turned into a smooth thick branch.
With a 'snap', the spiral flower stick fell to the ground, and Lulu let out a cute exclamation.
"Hmm~my staff!"
"Yikes! My hand! ”
"Ah~Your Hand~"
What shocked the man was that although his hand had become a thick branch, he still had a sense of touch, but it was more delicate, and his hand with his own thoughts couldn't help but move by himself.
"Hmm~ Don't, don't move, slow, slow down......"
I don't know what is wrong with my body, and the woman only feels that her happiness is magnified several times.
Finally reacted and quickly withdrew the wooden branch from the woman, and the man who came back to his senses could no longer care about happiness and looked at the culprit angrily.
"Bastard yodelers! You made my hand like this! How am I going to live my life? Yes!? ”
Standing in front of Lulu and Pixar, who were a little panicked, the man named 'Little Lenny' first picked up the Huahua Staff and returned it to Lulu before turning his head and speaking calmly.
"She can turn you back again, but if you do it again, it might not just be your right hand that will become wood."
Reading the threat in the eyes of the man in front of the yodeler, the merry man was a little more sensible, but the tone was still not good.
"Anyway, I need to make amends! I see that you have a good relationship with this yodeler, and after changing my hand back, compensate me five more gold coins, and the matter is settled. ”
Pointing at himself with a wooden branch, the sailor sneered.
"Otherwise, believe me, you won't be able to get out of Pallas Island, and no one will be able to get out of here alive after provoking the Black Boxers."
Faced with the threat of the gang sailors, Lester turned to look at the restless Lulu and Pixar.
"Don't be afraid, I'll take care of this matter."
Lulu gently grabbed the corner of Little Lenny's coat and whispered.
"Little Lenny, Flowey's magic will soon be gone, why don't we run?"
"Yes, as long as it is not deliberately cast, the things that Lulu's staff changes are temporary in this world, and they won't last long at all, this human is just making trouble!"
Crossed over his waist, the puffing Pixar also flew into the man's ear and whispered.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here, you don't have to run away, just leave it to me."
Under the anxious little face of the yodeler, gently straightening the cute thinking hat for Lulu, and squeezing Pixar's small hand, which was only a few centimeters, Lester stood up again, skipped a woman who drooled at him, and looked at the middle-aged sailor who was already a little impatient.
"I can give you five gold coins, but not compensation, because the magic effect will soon wear off, and your hand will not become a piece of wood forever."
The handsome man's overly calm look made the sailor a little uneasy, and the big man seemed to be this not salty or light when he encountered a small trouble.
"I'll buy your hand for five gold coins."
With the ice element in his right hand, he transformed an ice sword, and the man said indifferently.
"If you agree, we'll close the deal now and change hands."
The sailor's face froze for a moment, then he looked at the man again and was full of oppressive force, and finally retreated.
"Humph! Since magic is not permanent, then I won't hold you responsible, uncle, and you want to buy my hands with five gold coins, but there is no door! Walk! ”
"I hate ~ I can bully people ~"
The woman also wants to find out what kind of fate she has with the magic stick, so she doesn't pursue the fact that the man is penniless, and is forced by the helplessness of life, although she is doing a not very clean business, she is also a lover.
It's just that he is still reluctant to give up on the extraordinary man who doesn't pretend to be at all, even when he is talking, he is turning his head to look at the man outside the door.
It was only when the wooden door was closed by the sailors that the woman withdrew her gaze and returned from her dream to reality.
Dreams, after all, have to wake up.
Life goes on.