Chapter566 The Yodelers' Little Problems
Noxian calendar, 772 A.D., March 15, this day is of great importance to all the people of Zuan.
As soon as the sky dawned, the Fred Institute of Science and Technology, located in the north of Zuan, was illuminated and its doors were wide open, and statues of scientific pioneers stood at the entrance of the college, gazing at the brilliance of reason and science.
One after another, the luxurious carriages stopped at the entrance of the academy in an orderly manner, and the visitors with invitations in their hands were well-dressed, elegant and dignified, and gentlemen with amazing fortunes entered the academy in turn under the guidance of the law enforcement team, and this time the invited objects were not only the businessmen who participated in the bidding for the [Isthmus Blasting] and [Establishment of Sea Gates] schemes, but also the scientific researchers who passed the identity check also had the qualifications to visit the academy's science and technology exhibition.
Knowing that his female colleague Sayina was using the rare opportunity to mingle with the visitors who entered the academy, Lars, who was a little envious, could only recheck the excellent rifle in his arms when he was bored, especially the safety lock part to avoid the gun from misfiring, he didn't want to lose his life because of carelessness.
Compared with the successful people who enter and leave the academy, an excellent soldier with ten rounds of 100 meters on the target is not worth mentioning at all on such an occasion, and he does not even need to have any accidental injury, as long as a big man is frightened, he will completely end his fledgling career.
Thinking of this, Lars was a little discouraged, after all, carrying a gun is not profitable, and only building a big house that exceeds all the buildings in the northern city of Zu'an is the most proud thing.
And such a big house is not just something that can be bought with money, that being said, with money, other things will be a little more accessible.
The rifle in his arms has long been loaded, in addition to not closing the safety lock, the symbol of Zu'an violence close to the chest has become a qualified killing weapon, the highlights are drawn into a line, after the muzzle of the crosshair is aimed at the target, as long as the trigger is pulled, the terrible bullet can take people's lives, in order to maintain the order of the academy, the Zuan Council has long formulated a clear law, any uncertain factors that threaten the normal operation of the academy can be directly controlled by violent means, and in case of resistance, they can be killed on the spot.
The male enforcer, who had confirmed that the gun was in order, checked his outfit again until he was sure that there was nothing disrespectful about his attire, and that he had to muster up all the challenges of such an important occasion, including showing his savvy and capable side to any big man who might be able to lift him up to the top.
As for whether or not a visitor would create an invitation to get into the academy, it wasn't something he needed to think about at all, it was the responsibility of another colleague because she was checking the invitation.
It's nice to stand here 'silly' without any extra responsibility, Lars thought, until two little dwarfs in small hoods sneak up to the door of the academy.
He knew his job was coming. If there's anything more suspicious than two secretive guys, it's undoubtedly that the two guys are still hairy-faced yodelers, and who knows if these naughty yodelers will suddenly turn this feast of science into a bad farce with terrible magic.
"You two! Stop there! Don't go any further! Fingers pressed against the safety lock, and Lars stepped forward and aimed his gun at the two dwarfs.
"Take off your hoods, put your hands up, and do it right away! Otherwise, I'll shoot! For Lars's somewhat overly serious reaction, Timo and Heimerdinger were also taken aback, and in the absence of other options, the two little ones could only take off their small cloaks according to Lars's instructions, and raised their hands a little confused.
"We don't have any ill will, and we don't have any weapons, we just want to go in and see the tech exhibition in Zaun! Seriously, you don't have to make such a fuss and call your dean out, I'm going to talk to him. The somewhat fiery Heimerdinger resents the hostility of humans, who have always misunderstood the yodelers from the very beginning, as he has come with good intentions from the beginning.
It seems that he needs to develop a shock grenade before rocket thrusters. This trip to the human world was truly inspiring.
As the two revealed their identities, the other Zaun also noticed the yodelers' arrival.
"Oh my God! Two yodelers! What are they doing here? Turn the temple of science into an enchanted garden? ”
"But there doesn't seem to be any animosity between these two yodelers, and don't you think they're a little cute?"
"Cute? My God, believe me, they are the source of disaster, my beautiful lady, wherever there are yodelers, order will always go to a state of collapse before we know it, and they will cause us trouble. ”
"Well, I just hope that the advanced city of Zuan doesn't embarrass the little ones of the other world too much."
"Ma'am, you are not only beautiful, you also have a precious kindness, can I venture to know your name......" At this moment, even Sayina set her eyes on herself, Lars's heart was a little proud, but her face was impartially enforced.
"Anyone who wants to enter the academy needs an invitation, show it to my colleagues, I will let you enter the academy safely, if you don't have an invitation, please leave here immediately, Zaun is an inclusive city, as long as you can follow the rules of Zaun, no one will expel you."
"But sir, we don't have the invitation you wanted, and we don't know how to get the kind of thing we have in our hands, Heimerdinger just wants to see the science and technology fair in Zaun, he has always been interested in invention and creation, and we won't do anything else, let alone cause any trouble here, please let us in, we can leave everything here to prove that I am not lying." A squinting Teemo tries to get Lars to explain his situation with Heimerdinger, but unfortunately Lars doesn't accept it.
"Listen, little yodele, I think I've made it clear enough that I'm not going to inform the Dean for you two, and I'm not going to let you in without an invitation, since you can't get an invitation, now! Immediately! Right away! Get out of here, or I'll arrest you, I don't think you'll like the prison in Zaun, where there are a lot of yodel hunters. ”
"Okay, please give us some time." Pulling Heimerdinger, who was still trying to argue with humans, took a few steps back, and Timo sighed and said, "I don't think he will let us in, Heimerdinger, we have made money by selling your small productions, and I think it would be better for us to go and see elsewhere than to be captured by humans and put them in prison." ”
"These arrogant bastards, I'm really angry, they don't look down on us at all, obviously as long as I find the owner of this place, I can be sure to persuade him to let us in, the person who established this place is definitely a wise man who advocates science and reason, and is not the fool standing at the door who only admits death." Waving the wrench in his hand, Heimerdinger, who had never seen human society, was eager to throw the wrench on Lars's head to open his mind.
"This is the most advanced technology in Zu'an, and other places can't compare to this place at all, even though I have smelled the breath of science, but I can only wander back outside the door? How can I be willing? Just as the two yodelers were grimacing, a tall, tall figure came up to them, blocking out the direct sunlight.
"Teemo? Why are you here? Is there any trouble? The familiar and unfamiliar voice made Teemo stunned, and he tried to raise his head and open his black bean eyes, a face that barely changed in any way came into view, Timo stared at the giant in front of him close to two meters for several seconds, and exclaimed in joy.
"Little Leni!?" Heimerdinger on the side was also stunned, and he had a good memory, and he quickly remembered his best human friend 'Little Lenny' at the intersection of the road, and his face was shocked.
"You're the founder of the Emerald Collar, Lyist? Oh my God, can humans really live that long? Have you ever lived in Bandel City? Only humans living in Bandle City can be freed from the shackles of time in the material realm. "The 'Little Reni' in Timo's mouth is naturally Lyster, who has accelerated to the center of the earth, and was taken by Moffett on a thrilling adventure in the center of the earth, and more than two months have passed in the blink of an eye, but fortunately he did not miss the important events that happened in Zaun.
Witnessing Piltover's birth as a bystander is not just a matter of talking, after all, he is an out-and-out 'old monster'.
"Of course I haven't lived in Bandle City, in fact I've always wanted to go there, but I didn't have the opportunity for various reasons, maybe I can go and see it after leaving Zaun this time? To be honest, I'm also a little bit thinking about Lu Lu and Tristana, but I don't know if I'm qualified to go in, I know that the portal in Bandle City is very secretive, and it's hard to get in. Lyist, who crouched down, took out the moon from his pocket and smiled, and the man took out a chewing stick from the delicate golden box and put it in his mouth, turning his head and smiling at Teemo.
"Teemo, won't you introduce me to this little friend with a wrench next to you? It looks pretty cool, doesn't it hurt to hit someone with this wrench? Before Timo could speak, Heimerdinger began to introduce himself.
"Heimerdinger, the pioneer of science in Bandle City, dedicated to inventing all kinds of scientific creations, little Reni, oh no, I'll call you Ryst, Your Excellency Ryster, it's nice to meet you."
"I'm glad to meet you, Heimerdinger, too, and I think you're going to be a great inventor." Heimerdinger was stunned, his eyes bursting with astonishing enthusiasm and sparkles, and his hands pressed against Teemo's shoulders and shook vigorously.
"Great inventors? I like this title, do you hear me, Teemo, and please call me the Great Inventor Heimerdinger in the future. ”
"Okay, great inventor Heimerdinger, don't shake me, I can't see where you are...... Little Leni, in fact, Lu Lu misses you too, if you want to come to Bandle City to see, you can leave with us this time, I don't think you should have any other human problems to worry about. ”
"It's a problem that I want to die now, and sometimes it's not necessarily a good thing to live too long." Lyist shrugged.
"Having said that, Teemo you should take Heimerdinger to Fiddle to have a look, although Zuan is advanced, but compared to Fidellet, it is really not interesting to stay here, when the time comes, I will introduce Heimerdinger to the [Fidellet Academy of Sciences] for further study, where courses including but not limited to physics, chemistry, astronomy, mechanical engineering, alchemy and magic are opened, the college is equipped with an independent dormitory for every outstanding student, and the credit system allows Heimerdinger to have enough free time to invent and createI don't think Heimerdinger would hate that place. ”
"Teemo, is Lord Lyist telling the truth?" The bright-eyed Heimerdinger looked at Teemo, who smiled and nodded.
"I've never been there, but I'm sure Little Lenny won't lie to us." After a brief exchange to confirm that Heimerdinger had begun to take an interest in the Emerald Collar, Lyist smiled: "I found that the Zaun enforcer has been staring at you, it can't be that you have been kicked out, right?" With a smile, Timo sighed.
"We wanted to go in, but the man said we had to have an invitation to get in...... Little Leni, do you have a solution? ”
"In the human realm, there are very few times when I can't help it...... Follow me. As if they had found the backbone, judging by their facial expressions, the two yodels gained a lot of confidence in an instant—although Lars didn't know where a suspicious-looking man gave the yodelers confidence, and it was suspicious enough to say that a human was so good with a yodeler, right?
The invitation was meant to bring someone else in, but the other person had to be the person whose name had been written on the invitation in advance, and the Zuan Council had already vetted all the visitors who entered the academy, and he didn't believe that these two yodelers, who had not been prepared at first glance, would have their names appear in the man's invitation.
"This gentleman, that ...... Sorry, to enter the Academy, please present your Academy invitation. Sayina, who had been secretly paying attention to Timo and the others, took the initiative to stop in front of Lyster, and when she saw each other, the young and beautiful female sheriff suddenly blushed, and she just glanced away to avoid her own eyes becoming rude.
She has never seen such a handsome and handsome man when she is so old, and even her walking steps are so elegant and temperamental.
"Beautiful Miss Magistrate, don't forget that I have two yodeler friends." Lyist handed the invitation to Sayina, who covered her mouth in surprise.
The thing in his hand was not an invitation at all, but an invitation letter written by the dean of the academy to Jade Ling.
"Oh my God, it's the Emerald Collar guests, please come in, and I wish you and your yodel friends plenty of joy in the Academy."
"Thank you, with your blessings, I think my yodeling friends and I have got off to a perfect start."