Section 1062 The crazy little invention of Qu Er fool

In the face of his lover's greed for money.

Zhang Meilun's teacher had a dark face: "With selfishness, my students have a chance, I am happy, what should not be taken is not mine." With Gong, let me tell you the old woman, there are a few people in Jiangnan who steal the research results of their students, and then go to the Ninth Factory to receive the prize, you think that the Ninth Factory, or the East Park Institute of Technology, is blind. ”

"Yes, yes, and then?" My wife was a little scared.

Zhang Meilun's teacher looked at the New Year's goods left by Zhang Meilun, and said slowly: "Digging stones and clearing the wasteland over the Tianshan Mountains, no matter how many thousands of people are enough, do you think you can pick a hoe with your old arms and legs?" ”

My wife was really scared: "I don't dare to keep the goods that year." ”

"It's okay, when the student's filial piety orders meat, half a box of oysters is still reasonable. I'm thinking, this thing can be stewed in soup, but there are so many, it's a pity to spoil it, so let's marinate it with some wine, green onions, ginger slices or something. ”

After speaking, Zhang Meilun's teacher happily carried the box into the kitchen.

As for the wife, I found a piece of blood pressure medicine and took it, and sat on the sofa with a little pale face.

She made a mistake!

At this time, I feel that the consequences are very serious, Zhang Meilun's money is confiscated, but it does not mean that she confiscated other people's money.

The more I think about this, the more scared I become.

Otherwise, go and explain the problem yourself!

Wife, I have insomnia.

On the Jiuchang side, they have already begun to prepare for the Chinese New Year's Eve banquet.

Marion ran around complaining, she thought that it was understandable that she didn't have a share of the New Year's goods, but the velvet blessing word, and Xia Guojie, had to have her share, and she wanted to use it in her new room.

Monica, as for her, also found Bai Fei.

Bai Qi asked, "You are also here to ask for Xia Guojie?" ”

"No, I have signed five orders of intent, if Miss Bai you think there is no problem, I think this order can be officially signed."

In less than half a month, there were orders.

Bai Fei took it and looked at it.

Toilet!

And an order is a million, to be fired with high-quality anti-fouling ceramics, and to be equipped with mahogany toilet seats.

One is 200 American knives.

When, too, will the toilet have such a good sale?

Bai Qi's face was puzzled.

Flipping through the picture of the order, Bai Fei was even more puzzled, this kind of perverted toilet has been strictly ordered by the factory, and the only batch is in the ...... Freshly covered living quarters.

Just to make up the numbers. Because there is no one living in that area.

No, there are people living now.

Monica and Marion.

The inventor of this toilet, Bai Yu, knows very well that it is Qu Si.

The second fool succumbs.

Bai Qi asked, "Have you seen Qu Si?" The inventor of this toilet? ”

"I've seen him, although he is not very talkative, but his sentences are concise, and he has the essence in just a few sentences, and I have completely understood that I think that the first thing to do is to apply for a global patent, and then think about a gorgeous brand. I have inquired, this batch of porcelain toilets is fired in Phoenix Mountain City, and I suggest that the brand sales of the first porcelain capital of Xia Kingdom be posted. ”

Bai Wei got up and motioned for Monica to talk to him in the tea room.

First handed over a bag of coffee beans: "This is coffee beans from Pan Ying, as well as from the Blue Mountains, and a little from Africa, you choose your favorite." ”

Automatic coffee machine.

This thing has been sold all over the world, Monica is very skilled in operating the coffee machine, she must have chosen Blue Mountain, and she can't guarantee that she can buy the authentic Blue Mountain.

Sipping coffee, Monica talked about her plans.

"Mr. Qu said that some studies of ancient medicine in Yixia Kingdom, the toilet is ten degrees forward, and the knee will not be ninety degrees, which is conducive to solving big problems, I have tried, I believe in this very much, but I appreciate another use of his design."

Another degree.

Bai Yu didn't just know that Principal Li Daqiang was angry about this.

There is no humanity, no cruelty.

The biggest feature of this kind of toilet is that sitting on the toilet for five minutes for five minutes is unbearable and uncomfortable. In Qu Xi's original words: "These grandsons sit on the toilet and read books, wasting electricity in the research room." ”

Principal Li Daqiang investigated this matter.

It's not that the researchers are lazy, but that they are thinking about research, and many people sit on the toilet and start calculating. Or check the information, often there is no one to find, and if you find it, the person has been sitting on the toilet for at least half an hour.

However, Qu Xi's extreme approach can absolutely not be supported.

Under the banner of health care, ordering this batch of toilets that are no different from the whole person's props, Li Daqiang has already been angry about this matter, so that the people in the procurement office will wipe their eyes and brains more flexibly in the future.

Monica continued: "I've worked in the country of boots, I've worked in Gaul, I've worked in the country of corruption. Suppose that the employees of the companies in the corrupt country spend ten to fifteen minutes a day in the bathroom. If this type of toilet is used, then the toilet time will be reduced by 20 to 40 percent. ”

Bai Yu was stunned when he heard this.

Monica draws diagrams on paper: "Once, when I was in charge of a department, I hated it when employees hid in the pantry and in the bathroom. It's hateful that they're going to waste my paycheck. So, I contacted some friends in the corrupt country and discussed this topic. ”

"We unanimously agreed that if all companies in the corrupt country use this kind of toilet, it will improve the efficiency of a large number of employees in all the companies of the corrupt country, and the cost can be saved by at least five billion rotten national dollars a year."

Bai Fei was stunned.

This brain circuit.

Is this ...... a capitalist?

Monica said with excitement: "Soon, I pulled five companies, they are willing to become agents of the corrupt country, and sign a long-term contract, we are confident that the entire corrupt country will be replaced with this kind of toilet." ”

"Of course, there is another layer of benefit. For example, in shopping malls, at gas stations, and in the toilets in various public areas, you can reduce the time that the bathroom occupies, and I believe they will go crazy. ”

Monica was already excited: "According to the relevant regulations of the corrupt country, the company cannot limit the time of employees in the bathroom, which is very unreasonable, but we ...... You can ask them to ...... Leave voluntarily! This is a very, very, very great invention, and Mr. Qu will definitely go down in history. ”

"Next, I want to sell toilets to the entire Western continent, to beautiful countries, to the whole world!!"

Bai Fei felt that her brain was pumping, this woman was so crazy, what else could Bai Fei do, she could only say: "Do it, do it immediately!" ”

Even if the Ninth Factory is going to celebrate the New Year, no, the entire Xia Kingdom is going to celebrate the New Year.

That's not a problem.

Whether it is the porcelain factory in Phoenix Mountain City, or the porcelain capital of Xia Guo, Bai Yu made a phone call, what New Year, does not exist, for the order we can not eat for a day, Chinese New Year's Eve dinner is not important at all.