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"Well, it's finally gone, but it's not in vain for the old man's hard work. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info''し" The old man slowly sat up from the wicker chair and looked at the sunset outside the window.

"Sure enough, it's a good thing that you old man did!" At this moment, a roar like a lion suddenly exploded beside him, startling him to stand up suddenly, and then a figure broke through the door.

But it is the people who come before they come!

"Hey, I knew I couldn't hide it from you, old horseman. The old man glanced at him helplessly, and his face was not surprised, thinking that the only person in this palace who could see his own prohibition and break in was only this old man.

"Hmph! you still want to hide it from me? I bother you to try again next time you hide the smell on your body, the smell can be stinky, I think you are afraid that others will not recognize you, right?"

"What do I admit, what do I admit?"

The old man was naturally Ou Yezi, but at this moment he was obviously a little annoyed and angry: "Dou Tianlai, didn't you get out of the palace to retire, why are you still free to run here today?"

"I'll raise you as a bear!" Dou Tianlai scolded rudely, and at the same time, his body moved, and the next moment he appeared behind the old man in horror, and the two murder weapons that came from now on the left and right were holding the old man's neck.

On closer inspection, the murder weapon was actually two pieces of old tortoise shell.

"Old god, you give me an honest explanation, is that the son of bad luck of Rausch a trick made by you, what is your intention to fool everyone by pretending to be a god?"

I have to say that at this moment, the old marshal Dou has no trace of marshal demeanor, and he behaves like a hooligan ruffian who does not enter the stream, and has no quality at all.

"Oh, you old horseman, you've been so many years, and you're still such a bastard, let me go, hurry up!" Ou Yezi also shouted angrily: "Don't blame me for not reminding you, have you forgotten all the sins you suffered before? believe it or not, I can let you go through it again anytime and anywhere!"

Dou Tianlai seemed to have been calculated by him, and subconsciously shrunk his neck when he heard the words, but when he saw the exquisite layout around him, he suddenly came to confidence again, and he laughed, but how obscene the smile was: "Okay, if you old god stick are not afraid of destroying all these bottles and cans of yourself, even if you come, the old man will follow." ”

"You ,......" Ou Yezi suddenly blew his beard and glared, but he couldn't help him, it was not a day or two that the two did not deal with each other, this matter should be investigated, and it is estimated that it will be mentioned in the period of the first emperor.

At that time, there was Ou Yezi in Da Chu, and there was Dou Tianlai outside, and the national strength was overwhelming, and no one dared to bully. It stands to reason that the two people who jointly promote development should cherish each other, but in fact, the two of them can't pee in a jar at all, there is absolutely you without me, there is me without you, you call me an old bastard, I call you an old god stick, you can't meet, you can pinch when you meet.

For this reason, the emperor even set a precedent for the two of them to go to the early court, every singular, Ou Yezi went to the court, every even number, Doutian came to the court, so that a period of peace finally passed, and then the emperor died, but this precedent was retained as a law, and even in the early period of Chu Feng's reign, it is still used.

Speaking of which, as soon as the emperor died, Dou Tianlai immediately patted his ass and left, which also had a lot to do with the disagreement between the two.

"Don't stare at me with your dead fish eyes, believe it or not?" Generalissimo Dou threatened: "Labor and management patience is limited, know each other, tell me quickly!"

"What did you say?" Ou Yezi's eyes widened and he said with an innocent expression.

"Tsk, old boy, you have fallen into my hands, and you are still pretending to be with me!" Dou Tianlai laughed a few times, and with a hard hand in his hand, the two pieces of tortoise shell suddenly made a rotating motion against his neck, Ou Yezi was disdainful at first, but when Dou Tianlai rotated the tortoise shell close to his head, the great master immediately shouted "Stop!", he didn't want to watch himself become bald.

"I said old god stick, have you changed your mind?" Dou Tianlai tilted his head and said with a narrow smile: "Actually, the old man thinks it's not bad for you to change your hairstyle, what do you think of the nickname of the old bald donkey, is it more suitable for you?"

"Get out!" Ou Yezi almost roared, he found that as long as he met this old bastard, no matter how good his cultivation was, he would have to be angry with him sooner or later.

"Tsk, don't be angry, old man, I have a bad heart, in case I am scared out of you again. Dou Tianlai smiled darkly, while playing with the tortoise shell in his hand, the tortoise shell was turned by him like a windmill, making a "whoosh" and "whoosh" sound, and several times almost shaved Ou Yezi's hair.

"Old man, you have to hurry up, you see that my hand is becoming more and more disobedient, hey, hey~" As he spoke, he brought the tortoise shell in his hand a little closer, Ou Yezi only felt a cool breeze blowing in his ears, and then a few strands of hair hanging down to his ears fluttered down.

"You bastard!" Ou Yezi is going crazy, those hairs are deliberately long by him, in order to make himself look more fairy, he never thought that he was ruined by this old man, and he wanted to clean him up fiercely when he was angry, but he was afraid that he would be forced to do it, and if he didn't do it, he would really have no face.

"Dou Lao'er, you let go of me first, and I should tell you about the cause and effect in detail. ”

The two were at a stalemate for a while, Ou Yezi was the first to speak, he thought very simply, as long as this old man let go, he would directly escape first, and when he got out of here, he had a way to clean him up.

However, Dou Tianlai has dealt with him all his life, how could he not guess what he thinks in his heart, Wen Yan did not let go, but quickly sealed several of his big holes, obviously, he has suffered his big loss, so he is very cautious at the moment.

"Old god stick, if you fall into my hands, don't think about running away again, do you think I'm still as easy to be fooled by you as last time!" Dou Tianlai got angry when he thought of what happened last time, he just believed his nonsense, and then he was almost killed by this old boy, and he said angrily at this moment: "I advise you to tell me honestly, old man, I promise not to pass on my tongue, otherwise you will wait to become a bald man!"

This is actually an ultimatum, I believe that as long as Ou Yezi still insists on saying it, he will immediately give his hair a complete cleanup.

"That's it, you can ask any questions this old man, and the old man won't hide it from you. Ou Yezi was obviously relented, but at the end he added lightly: "Old bastard, you pray that it doesn't fall into my hands, otherwise I will definitely return it to you tenfold and hundredfold." ”

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