Chapter 7 Interviews?
Chapter 7 Interview?
This handlebar style is good-looking!
Chu Tianji didn't recognize Chen Xiaoxiao wearing sunglasses at once, but he felt that this woman was good-looking.
The long black hair is draped over the shoulders, the skin is snow-white, although the sunglasses cover a pair of big eyes, but the pointed nose is shown, and the red little mouth makes people want to bite it.
The most alluring thing is wearing a loose T-shirt, revealing a fragrant shoulder on one side, and a black strap on the shoulder. I don't know what the role of the black strap hanging on the shoulder is, Chu scum really wants to study it deeply.
If such a beautiful woman deigns to make a handlebar style here, I am afraid that her family is poor! If she is in Datang, she will definitely use some means, and use both grace and power to bring it into the house...... The scum can't help but think about it.
Of course, it is impossible to have a big house, this woman's figure is too thin, which is not conducive to childbirth, so she can only be a concubine......
If Chen Xiaoxiao knew what this guy was thinking at the moment, he wouldn't even be able to do it with his eldest wife, and he was afraid that he would vomit blood on the spot.
"Hey, what about you, who do you say has a bad physique?" Chen Xiaoxiao was also looking at this guy, and felt that this Chu Tianji was a college student who had just left school, pure sling, and nothing special.
"Catch the car well, don't ask more!" Chu Tianji said that although the driver was beautiful, he didn't understand the rules. How can you ask about your employer?
"Catch the car?" Chen Xiao smiled and almost burst out without laughing.
Dirt leopard. Chen Xiaoxiao said with contempt in her heart, but she showed her snow-white teeth, and smiled like a little fox, "Agent Chu, for the sake of my hard work as a driver to give you a ride, are you willing to accept my interview?"
"You know me?"
Hearing Chen Xiaoxiao laugh at Agent Chu, Chu Tianji was stunned for a moment, and then took a closer look, and then suddenly realized, "Oh, you are the reporter...... I don't know you wearing black glasses, forgive me. ”
"Then let's take a look, isn't it?" Chen Xiaoxiao tilted her head and pulled down her sunglasses a little, revealing a pair of moving apricot eyes.
Chu Tianji said secretly, "This woman has tactful eyebrows, her eyes are like spring water, and her gentle and amorous face, this kind of good goods are rare in the harem of the Tang Dynasty!"
His eyes lowered again, and he was greeted by a sight that made him spurt blood.
It turned out that today, in order to play the role of a street girl, Chen Xiaoxiao specially borrowed a very wide purple T-shirt from the fat sister of the newspaper, she rarely wore this kind of clothes, and she had no concept of defense at all.
So her simple bow of her head revealed the "heavenly opportunity"!
"It turns out that this is the belly pocket of this world!" Chu scum understood the effect of the two black belts, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva. Secretly said, "The belly pocket of this world is simply immoral...... I like it though!"
Chen Xiaoxiao didn't realize that she still thought that Chu Tianji was obsessed with her friendly smile, and she was very confident in this.
"Agent Chu, I don't know if it's convenient for you to accept my interview?" Chen Xiaoxiao decided to strike while the iron was hot.
"Interview?" Chu Tianji muttered, "What is the interview, I'm doing it......
"Picking?" Chen Xiaoxiao didn't expect the other party to come up with this sentence, first stunned for a moment, and then looked down at Chu Tianji's eyes......
"Pick your sister!" The amiable reporter Chen suddenly went crazy.
It's a big loss.
Chu Tianji hurriedly sat up straight, he still understood the so-called principle of disrespect. Feng Shui physiognomy masters, it is inevitable to see some secrets and gaffes of the master's family, which must be actively avoided, and may cause death.
Sitting in someone's car, I looked at someone's chest again. However, Chu Tianji's psychological quality is still very good, and he said, "Reporter Chen, it's not deliberate, the so-called fair lady and gentleman are good." Eh, just now you said that you will make up for it, and Chu is very willing to ......"
"It's an interview!" Chen Xiaoxiao said with a smile that these three words were almost gritting his teeth, secretly scolding this bastard, how could he not be able to distinguish between interviews and supplements?
However, after all, she was a well-educated journalist of the empire, so she quickly adjusted her emotions and said with a straight face while driving, "Agent Chu, don't be kidding, what I said was that I wanted to do an interview with you." ”
"Oh, interview, okay. "Chu Tianji understands this time, and he will interview when he talks about interviews, and he has to say that he will make up for it, so that he will make Lao Tzu.
Although he made a miraculous achievement, he was successful after all, Chu Tianji was willing to be interviewed, Chen Xiaoxiao quickly pressed the small interview recorder he carried with him, and asked, "Agent Chu, I want to ask you what your ideals and desires are?"
Chen Xiaoxiao was also famous for asking this at the beginning, and there are many ways to interview.
At present, it is not suitable to get straight to the point, and asking other people's secrets will make the interviewee alert.
She used a roundabout method, if Chu Tianji replied, "My ideal is to be an agent, uphold justice, and eliminate violence and peace", then she can follow the guidance, "Is that the reason for you to practice divine skills?"
But what Chen Xiaoxiao didn't think about was that this guy hesitated for a moment and replied, "Ideal? wish...... Well, it's a lot of money in your hands, and three thousand beauties in the harem! Eat, drink, and have fun, and get both wealth and sex!"
Chen Xiaoxiao couldn't wait to kick this person out of the car.
Seeing Chen Xiaoxiao's unhappy face, Chu Tianji was shocked, this kind of remark will not be understood as committing a rebellion, right? Three thousand beauties in the harem, that is the specification only that only emperors have! In Datang, if the internal guards hear this, my life will be suspended!
Thinking of this, Chu Tianji's eyes flashed with murderous intent, and he secretly said in his heart, if he found out that this woman had such thoughts, he would have to kill the killer!
Chen Xiaoxiao didn't know that this guy was planning to kill people and kill people, she continued to ask according to the old routine, "So in order to realize your ideal of both wealth and wealth, did you start practicing martial arts?"
"Martial arts?" Chu Tianji's heart moved, and he suddenly became vigilant.
Although this guy is from Datang, he is very shrewd.
Could it be that this woman just saw me perform the Qimen Dunjia? Could it be that the so-called interview was because she discovered my strange appearance and wanted to find out my secrets? Datang also has a newspaper called "Progression," which publishes some current affairs and wild history, which is very popular with the nobles and eunuchs.
Chu Tianji was shocked, this woman was afraid that she wanted to inquire about my secret and make it public! Your uncle, this woman is too vicious!
Chu Tianji thought about this, and he had a defensive heart in his heart. Since ancient times, there have been many disasters and waters, if you accidentally fall for her, wouldn't it ruin my Chu someone's reputation?
"I haven't practiced martial arts in Xia, but * I know a little bit about it. Chu Tianji's heart moved, and he continued, "The so-called harmony of yin and yang, the so-called mutual restraint, the so-called endless life!*, the most important thing is the integration of men and women, enjoying it, if it is in the *, complementing each other, it can make up for the deficit of both parties......"
"Agent Chu, this is an interview, not a supplement!" Chen Xiaoxiao hurriedly stopped someone from talking, letting this guy continue to talk, and he didn't know what to say.
"I know it's an interview, we're not talking about martial arts training......" Chu scum paused deliberately, and then said with a coquecy on his face, "Actually, the room technique is also a kind of cultivation!"
Chen Xiaoxiao scolded secretly, she was not so easy to fool, and she couldn't make a roundabout, so she simply changed her strategy and directly launched a straight attack.
"Agent Chu, I saw you make a move just now...... What the hell is your last move?"
"Is it fighting cattle across the mountains? Shaolin Arhat fingers? Or is it the recently popular Wing Chun?"
"I beg you, you just say it!"
"Do you want to talk about it, Agent Chu, are you asleep?"
For such a persistent question, Chu Tianji became defensive and simply turned a deaf ear. Sitting there with my eyes closed and squinting, it was as if I was asleep.
"Agent Chu, why don't you take me as an apprentice?" Chen Xiaoxiao couldn't make a plan and made another plan.
This time, Chu Tianji spoke, "It's okay to accept apprentices, but Chu never helps people in vain!"
Chen Xiaoxiao hurriedly asked, "Then what conditions do you have?"
Chu Tianji smiled slightly and said, "Yin and Yang are reconciled, Yin and Yang are harvested, everyone cultivates*." ”
It's replenishment again.
"Die!" Chen Xiaoxiao finally broke out.
She kind of understood, the person in front of her was a hooligan, a complete scum, and a shameless one!
"Get out of the car!" a piercing voice burst out on the concrete-smelling road, and then a scum in a security guard uniform was driven out of the car.