Chapter 2: Pranks
"Yes, yes! The little woman's name is Jin Ning. You're so generous, this handsome boy, you're going to give me a King Kong rhinoceros, and I've wanted to buy a spirit beast of my own. But I really can't afford that much price. The little girl has never met a man as handsome and so generous as you. I don't know how to thank you!"
Jin Ning's exaggerated hands covered her heart, and her face was nymphomaniac, and she was almost moved to tears.
"You're welcome, you're welcome, Miss is so beautiful, it's an honor to be able to fulfill your little wish. A little money is not enough. Why don't you go back home with me, and take a look at that King Kong rhinoceros can enter the young lady's vision. If I don't like it, I can find a more powerful spirit beast for Miss. It will definitely please the young lady. ”
For Jin Ning's flattery and worship, Yu Liangcai is very useful. With a light face, he shook the delicate folding fan, and the sword hanging from his waist swayed and swayed.
"But this son, my mother said that you can't accept other people's things for nothing, you must exchange them for equivalent things. But I really don't have anything so precious on me. I'm afraid I won't be able to accept Childe's kindness. Jin Ning said, her face full of regret.
"No, no, no. My son promised to give the King Kong rhinoceros to the girl for free. How can a manly man break his word? I won't ask for a girl's things. Yu Liangcai spoke impassionedly and loudly, but his two eyes were blatantly scanning Jin Ning's bumpy figure, and he swallowed his saliva several times, and he almost took the initiative to say the sentence "What I want is you".
"That'...... That...... By the way, I remember! I still have something on me!" Jin Ning paced back and forth in a 'tangled' way, and suddenly happily groped out a simple small porcelain bottle from his arms.
"This bottle contains an elixir, which was given to me by my mother. She said that this elixir was refined with seventy-seven and forty-nine kinds of precious spiritual herbs and medicinal materials, which was extremely precious. My mother told me to treasure this pill and give it to my husband on my wedding day when I got married. It can make him vigorous and energetic for a long time, and the family can have a hundred sons and grandchildren and prosper in the future......"
Jin Ning tried hard to recall the vague 'memory', the more he said, the quieter his voice became, the more he said, the redder his cheeks became, and after stuffing the small porcelain bottle into Yu Liangcai's fat hand, he lowered his head 'shyly'.
Li Xuanji glanced at the familiar small porcelain vase, was silent, and just stroked his forehead with his hand.
He was sure that Jin Ning's reluctance to raise his head was definitely because it was difficult to hold back his laughter, for fear that raising his head would reveal his stuffing. The shaking shoulders couldn't escape Li Xuanji's eyes.
"Okay, good, good! The girl really has a heart, and she is really ashamed to give such a valuable thing to her. Anyway, it's all the girl's kindness, so I'll accept it. Please come back to the house with the girl, and I will give the King Kong rhinoceros to the girl. ”
Yu Liangcai is very happy!
Originally, I thought that this beautiful woman would exchange precious things, and the plan might not go smoothly, and it might have to be strong. I didn't expect her to take out such an elixir!
Just listening to the effect will show how precious it is to yourself. Wouldn't giving it to me now be a tacit acquiescence that I am qualified to be her husband? I originally planned to get her directly when I returned home, but now that I have this elixir, wouldn't God help me?
No, I can't wait! The thought of that pretty chick's body makes my heart rush. What if I go back to my home and take the medicine again, and the effect of the medicine is slow? Why don't I take it now, and then I can go to war directly after returning home?
After thinking about it, Yu Liang opened the small porcelain bottle and poured a black pill with medicinal fragrance into the palm of his fat hand, then raised his hand and threw it into his mouth, swallowing it in one gulp.
Li Xuanji walked to Jin Ning's side, poked the ground twice with a purple bamboo cane, and whispered, "Your elixir was refined by Senior Sister Jin for Senior Sister Situ to control beasts, right?"
"Yes, do you see that?" Jin Ning replied with a wicked smile, "Uncle Situ specially asked my aunt to refine a batch of pills for beast control. My aunt refined so many more, and this time she happened to come out with one. This fat man was so disgusting to me, so I made up a story to punish him with this elixir. ”
"That's the elixir for the spirit beast, the spirit beast can't stand it, will something happen to this fat man after eating it?" Li Xuanji was worried about Yu Liangcai, and Jin Ning was not light.
"No, no, you don't know the pill my aunt refined?
“......”
Li Xuanji was silent again. Of course, he knew Senior Sister Jin Siluan's ability to refine medicine, but he also understood how he felt after taking those pills.
Jin Siluan, the only alchemist in the Qingzhu Sect, has an incomparable talent for refining medicine! The same material refines the same pill, and the pill from her hand is more than three times more powerful than others!
However, such an outstanding elixir is often accompanied by side effects. For example, after taking the pill, the pain in the muscles and bones of the whole body is unbearable, or the skin and bones of the whole body are itchy and endless, or the body has undergone extreme nerve tests such as lava or ice caves...... In short, there are countless side effects after taking the pill. All the disciples in the Qingzhu Sect were both respectful and afraid of Elder Jin! And since the disappearance of the previous generation of alchemists in the Qingzhu Sect, Jin Siluan has undertaken the alchemy work in the sect until now, and the time is not more than a hundred years!
Thinking about the fact that the disciples who had been in the industry for decades had only received a large number of pills for the cultivation of healing and detoxification, Li Xuanji shuddered a little! Thinking about the elders who had been in the same sect as Senior Sister Jin and had been 'poisoned' for more than a hundred years, Li Xuanji was in awe!
"Ah...... Yes...... It hurts...... What's going on...... It hurts to death...... Help me, save me!"
Li Xuanji was still recalling the taste of Senior Sister Jin's elixirs when he suddenly heard someone screaming and shouting, and when he turned his head, it was the obese Yu Liangcai who was howling in pain on the ground.
Yu Liangcai's eyes were closed, his hands were scratching in the air, his fat body trembled, twitching, and the luxurious clothes on his body were full of dust on the ground.
Several rich sons who followed behind Yu Liangcai were all in a mess, and they stepped forward to help Yu Liangcai, but they were either scratched or kicked away.
"This hungry ghost in the color is so impatient that he ate that pill. I thought he would have to wait at least until he got home. You really deserve it!" Jin Ning looked at Yu Liangcai who was rolling on the ground, his face full of helplessness.
"Yes...... It's you, it's you...... Poison me!ah...... It hurts me, you wicked woman...... Fast...... Kill her quickly......" Yu Liangcai stared at Jin Ning with red eyes, his face was full of hideousness, and he really looked like a fierce beast.
Several rich sons who followed Yu Liangcai reacted, and in a panic pulled out their swords or swords to surround Jin Ning and Li Xuanji in the middle.
"You stinky woman dare to poison Young Master Yu, do you know who he is? He is from the Yu family in the Imperial City of the Great Zhou! You don't hurry up and hand over the antidote, otherwise the Yu family will definitely punish you of the Nine Clans, and the chickens and dogs will not be left!"
A relatively tall rich boy drew his sword and pointed it directly at Jin Ning, with a ruthless look on his face. He was also the highest cultivator among this group of people, the only one who had reached the consummation of the Spirit Transformation Realm, but he was still far from breaking through the True Martial Realm.
Li Xuanji frowned, and stood in front of Jin Ning with a purple bamboo cane in his hand. is also a person who is an uncle, how can he not protect his juniors.
"Little brat, it's none of your business here. Get out of here, otherwise the sword has no eyes, and I won't be responsible for hurting you!"
Seeing a twelve or thirteen-year-old boy standing in front of the woman, this rich boy was furious. If something happens to Yu Liangcai, they will not be able to eat and walk around the small families of Dragon City.
Seeing that the young man had not heard his words, the man shook his face, and no longer cared about anything else, and slashed it with his sword.
Li Xuanji used the purple bamboo cane to block it casually, and a string of sparks jumped on the purple bamboo cane, blocking the sword swung by the rich boy back in life.
Seeing this, the rest of the people no longer cared about scruples such as bullying the small, and they all took swords and used spiritual power to besiege Li Xuanji.
Li Xuanji just stood in place, wielding a purple bamboo cane in his hand, and a few stick shadows flashed, and swept back all the swords that were chopped, and two people even fell to the ground because of the excessive force of the rebound.
With such a horizontal siege, he couldn't even break the water splashing stick method that he didn't use his spiritual power! Li Xuanji couldn't raise the slightest interest, and casually settled these few rich children who didn't care about cultivation and had idle hands.
"Don't kill me...... Don't kill me...... I was wrong, please give me the antidote, and I will give you the Vajra rhinoceros directly. Seeing that he had leveled off a few of his followers in three or two clicks, Yu Liang began to be afraid. If you go out without a guard, you may not be able to escape death.
"Noise!" Li Xuanji knocked Yu Liangcai unconscious with a stick, and he was annoyed by yelling again.
"Huh, what is this?" Jin Ning picked up a soft black animal skin from next to Yu Liangcai, and some strange patterns were drawn on it with gold thread.
"Wow! Is it a treasure map?"