Chapter 242
Compared to the hardships of being in the wilderness, Sain and them were much easier in the city. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info took over the task of Kevin's man-marking, and it was still male-to-male and female-to-female. It is said that it is staring, but in fact, it is more about hoping to have a good relationship, which is also good for the next step.
And more relaxed than Kevin, there were three of them, Sain and Jack staring at Father Priest one. And compared to Kevin, the two of them also have a clear advantage, that is, the priest is not as vigilant about them as Kevin. Talking to Kevin, the priest either has a look of disgust or a look of "are you going to calculate me?", and then desperately analyzes every word of Kevin. For these two people, it is relatively much better.
But even so, in order to really get into words, it is better to have a common topic. But it's not easy to find common ground in a person with different beliefs and a little hostility. After thinking about it for a while, the two decided to use the simplest method, and that was to scold Kevin.
The two of them sat on the bench seemingly casually, and the priest was still routinely examining the patient, and the two of them began to complain. At first, it was all in a state of pretending to be quiet, but it was deliberately heard by the priest. "It's boring to let us do this kind of thing. "So what to do? He's a chief, and the chief crushes people to death. "Hmph, if you go back to China, hmph. "Shhhh "Alas!" ......
The priest turned to look at them, and Sain and Jack shut their mouths and looked at each other. The priest turned to look at the patient again, and Sain and Jack continued, "He seems to have heard?" ”
The priest also has an idea in his heart, and it is difficult to tell whether Kevin is friend or foe now, and if he can know more, he should not miss the opportunity. The priest hesitated for a moment, then took the initiative to join their discussion.
Almost instantly, the conversation between the three of them turned into Kevin's critique meeting. Sain casually turned over the black history of Kevin's rookie period: "At that time, he was the weakest one, the weakest one in the whole team, he had no fighting spirit, he couldn't run fast, no one could beat him, he was just a scum." ”
"And how did he become a prefect?" asked the priest, curious.
"Hmph," Sain dismissed, "that's when he sent money to the general." If you don't have any other skills, you just send money. ”
"But Kevin seems to be a very shrewd man, can he become a chief just by giving money?" the priest is not such a foolish person, "if so, then why don't others send it? or why don't you send it?"
"I don't send money because...... I am the son of a general. Sain coughed twice.
Priest: "......"
Jack interjected on the side: "Actually, Kevin is indeed capable, but he has an Achilles heel. Do you know what it is?"
"What?" Not only was the priest curious, but so was Sain.
"You see, he sent two people out here, and three of us are in the church, and there is one more missionary, what does that mean?" Jack induced.
Everyone was at a loss: "What?"
This means that his thinking is asymmetrical. Jack replied, and it didn't seem like a joke.
"Don't underestimate this, it's not a trivial matter. This is a natural law, where there is the sun and the moon, and where there is white and there is black, everything is symmetrical. It's not just a detail like clothing and movements, it's a way of thinking, it's a belief, and the more symmetrical a person is, the more successful he is, the more he conforms to the laws of nature, you know?" replied Jack.
Two Others: "......"
"Ahem, Father, you're boring here," Sain said, changing the subject, "what do you usually do?"
"It's been hard enough to take care of the whole church, and I don't have much time to spare, but now it's a little more free with a few more people to help. The priest replied.
"Why don't we play cards?" Sain skillfully pulled out a deck of cards, "Do you know how to play cards?"
"No," the priest shook his head, "we clergy can't gamble. ”
"If you don't gamble, you just play cards. Sain drew all the cards.
The priest shook his head in refusal.
"What about the bar," Jack fumbled into his pockets and pulled out a few dollars, "I'm going to the shop and buy two bottles?"
"No, we clergy don't drink either. The priest shook his head again.
Sain was slightly dissatisfied: "Why are there so many rules? Then what do you usually do? There is always free time, right? Can you only pick your feet?"
The priest's face was displeased, but he calmly replied: "We have our faith, we have our canons. ”
Jack interjected: "But it seems that our army priests don't have so many rules, they should eat, drink, and play." ”
Sain affirmed: "Yes, even they often don't even do prayers. There are tasks, and that is the priority of the army. ”
"In the event of an extreme accident, such as a lot of injured people on this day, it will also be a special consideration. "But after that, we all have a deep confession." ”
"Oh, we don't seem to be so strict over there?" Jack turned to Sain to confirm, "It seems that the head of the regiment said, 'Come and work today,' so everyone stopped praying." ”
"The army is not the same as the outside," Sain interfaced, "or the national situation is different, right?"
The priest frowned a little and began to change the subject: "Let's talk about Kevin." Have you been with Kevin for a long time?"
Sain and Jack looked at each other and smiled, Sain seemed to open a chatterbox, and counted Kevin's shortcomings with his fingers: "This person has too many shortcomings, first of all, his strength is low, this is obvious to all, the soldiers on our side, can defeat him and catch a lot of ......" Sain also had a lot of resentment towards Kevin before, including now, it can't be said to be completely eliminated, all of them are vented at this time, and it is not a complete acting acting, combined with past examples, it is even more reasonable and convincing.
And Jack, because his symmetry theory is so frightening, the priest has temporarily classified him as "mentally retarded".
At the same time, Xiao Jiu also took over the work of Little Spoon and taught foreign languages to the female light elf Strina. With the prelude to the small spoon, Xiao Jiu's takeover was very smooth. In addition to the necessary work, the two girls hid in the side door to learn foreign languages.
"Come, follow me, I'm so happy today!" Xiao Jiu drew a picture of a girl with a happy look on her face.
"I'm ...... today Good...... Delightful...... Pleased. "It's a bit hard for Strina to say.
"Come, follow me again, I'm so empty today!" Xiao Jiu changed a picture, and a girl on it seemed to be very unhappy.
"I'm ...... today Good...... Emptiness. Strina read along, but there may have been some ambiguity in her understanding.
"Well, it's very good," Xiao Jiu clapped his hands and gave her a thumbs up, "Come and see this again, follow me, sleep! But Xiao Jiu's painting shows a person sleeping and greeting another person. But just looking at this picture, it should be understood as "good night, have a good dream" and something like that.
And Strina didn't know it at all, she studied it all as ordered, and she studied quite seriously. Xiao Jiu's expression of successful tricks seemed to her to be a bright smile and a kind smile. When she was fine, Xiao Jiu also reached out and touched her pointed elf ears: "Wow, such long ears, it feels good." ”
Strina didn't care much at first, but Xiao Jiu gradually became presumptuous, touched her hair, pinched her ears, and gradually rubbed it up: "Wow, you are so fragrant, do you wear perfume?"
Of course, Strina didn't understand, and looked at her blankly.
"Hey, what's in your hair, I'll take a look. Xiao Jiu leaned up, gently stroked her hair, and saw that the other party didn't react, so she rubbed her face upwards directly, "Mmmmmmmm ”
"Ah," Strina finally began to resist, "don't do that, okay, okay. ”
However, she said elven language, and Xiao Jiu directly pretended to be stupid: "Huh, what did you say, are you very happy?"
Joy had just learned this time, but Strina understood, and after thinking about it, she directly countered with the word she had just learned: "No!
"Poof. Xiao Jiu burst into laughter instantly, holding on to the table and covering his mouth, unable to stop for a long time. Strina looked dazed, but she was also infected by her laughter, so she laughed too, although she didn't know exactly what was funny.
It wasn't until late evening that Sain pushed the door in and told them to go to dinner. Xiao Jiu encouraged Strina to speak again: "Come on, come on, say a few words, and give them a few words that you have just learned." ”
Strina was a little embarrassed, but still smiled and said, "Dog thing." ”
Everyone: "......"
Xiao Jiu was surprised: "I didn't teach this, it's strange." ”
"What the hell are you doing?" Sain asked.
"Do you still need to ask?" Xiao Jiu stood behind Strina and pinched her ears with his hands, "We are learning foreign languages. ”
The priest couldn't help but roll his eyes in the distance, and didn't bother to explain.
At night, Kevin, Little Spoon and the male light elf Waldler came back in the dust, and they were all very tired, and they went back to rest. But Kevin only lay down for half an hour and sneaked out again. Before dawn, the comma chariot that drove into the lake was dismantled and buried with quicksand formations.
Dismantling things with a space ring is much faster than ordinary mechanical techniques. When used against a wheel, even if the wheel is still connected, it can be directly loaded into the space ring, and the installation is also very fast. Kevin's own catapult was also disassembled and assembled in this way, but the body was a whole, and there was no way.
After the stealing is completed, the ring is immediately handed over to the parrot and given to the resident ambassador. Rushing back before dawn, it can be said that the gods are unaware, although they will inevitably be discovered by the kobold guards, but now Kevin only needs one sentence: "I'll go out to practice." "They can't fool around, and Kevin observes that they don't seem to bother to report it.
At dawn, the three kobolds who were still in the wild woke up leisurely, and after a night's rest, they recovered a lot, and the spirit of the two brave men was obviously much better, while the princess was still very bad due to her injury.
The crow flew down: "Are you awake?" ”
"Where?" asked the princess, who was the only one present.
"Back to the lake," replied the raven, "the necromancer is gone, and you have your swords and clothes and so on. Go back and get it. ”
"Really?" the princess looked a little complicated. If they get their swords back, with their current physical strength, will they fight again?
The crow had already flown forward, and for a moment stood on a branch in front of him: "Come here." ”
The princess did not move, but turned back and asked the two brave men in a dog's head, "Do you believe in the bird?"
The two brave men were stunned for a moment, and the quilt brave man almost did not hesitate: "He saved us, then believe him." "And the Hero of Light has no opinion.
The princess had no choice but to wave her hand and follow the crow. These three people didn't have any formation, and they weren't very vigilant about their surroundings, so they followed casually. The road is the way they came, and they are all familiar.
After walking for a while, the crow flew down again and reprimanded: "Pay attention to your surroundings as you walk! Pick up something to eat by the way! What are you going to eat at noon?"
The three kobolds nodded their heads and began to walk with their heads down, as if they had lost their wallets and were looking for money all the way here.
At noon, the three finally returned to the lake. I picked up a dozen mushrooms along the way, and some branches and dry firewood, which were not enough to stuff my teeth. In addition, they didn't eat enough last night, and the three of them were already hungry by this time.
The quilt warrior couldn't help but ask: "Can you let the crow take a look in the sky, where is the treasure chest?"
The princess translated directly, and the crow was silent for a long time, not knowing how to explain, so she could only answer bluntly: "No!"
By the lake, the princess's clothes are still in place. Not far away, two swords were also on the ground, and this scene couldn't help but remind them of the fierceness of their first meeting, and once again reminded them of the difference in their positions.
The two brave men hurriedly retrieved their swords, held them in their hands and tried them, and the princess went to pick up her own clothes, but it was a little troublesome to put them on. The two brave men held swords and looked at the princess, neither of them spoke, and it was meaningless to say anything at this time.
After all, it was the crow who spoke: "What are you two looking at? Turn your face away and let her get dressed!"
The princess was stunned and hurriedly helped translate. The two brave men hesitated, they believed the crow, but they did not believe the princess, and they were worried that she would translate it indiscriminately.
The princess sighed, turned and walked behind a tree, took off her covers, and put on her own armor one by one. The two brave men stood for a moment, not thinking about what to do.
After getting dressed and walking out, the three of them continued to look at each other, the two brave men were holding swords at this time, and the princess was injured with her bare hands, and it was obviously not an opponent to fight.
"What are you looking at, find something to build a fire, and eat!" said the crow, "there's a lake over there, and a few mushrooms you picked up to make soup, and each of you has a bowl for each person." Now that you have a sword, go and carve two wooden bowls, aren't you a carpenter?"
After a meal, the three of them have subconsciously divided their work and deliberately avoided the problem of confrontation between the two sides.
However, the brave quilt said that he was the son of a carpenter, but the craftsmanship was too ordinary, and at the same time the tools were not very good, and he had been tinkering for a long time, and had just cut down a section of wood, and at his rate, he would not be able to eat tomorrow.
The crow was helpless, flew out and went around, picked up three iron helmets, and threw them at them, the battlefield was nearby, and it was not difficult for the crow to find these. The three of them then began to scrub up, set up a fire, and then took the few mushrooms they had to make soup.
Once again, the three of them sat around the campfire, their stomachs growling as they watched the mushroom soup tumbling in their helmets. Reaching up, he was scalded back.
"Alas," the Hero of Light sighed suddenly, "this is not a human life. ”
"What's wrong?" asked the princess.
The Brave of Light paused, a little unaccustomed to talking to her, but still spoke: "I still have a house at home, and I still have something to eat, and I am hungry, tired and bitter when I go out, I don't know what to do." ”
"Aren't you the chosen brave?" asked the princess.
The Brave of Light shook his head and glanced at the Quilt Brave: "I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, I'm mainly here to spy on you." Our priest came to me in the middle of the night and gave me money to be a brave man. I said yes to him for saving me. ”
"Spying on me?" the quilt brave man was surprised, "Why are you spying on me?"
"I don't know, I don't want to do it anyway if I have the opportunity to go back," the Hero of Light sighed, "It's better to mine honestly." ”
The princess turned her head to look at the quilt brave: "Do you think the same way?"
The quilt warrior replied: "Actually, I didn't intend to be a brave man, but a sword suddenly appeared in the city, and no one could pull it out." I didn't even plan to go, but suddenly I was covered in a quilt and flew to the edge of the sword. As a result, everyone asked me to draw my sword, and I just wanted to think about it, and the result was ...... You may not believe it, but the sword bounced out of itself. ”