Chapter Fifty-Six: The Old Name is Hanako
As Jian Wuchen approached, the sound of the wooden fish became clearer and clearer, and in a trance, there seemed to be something else.
"Anyone?"
Jian Wuchen screamed.
The strange environment around always gives Jian Wuchen a feeling of being noticed at all times, as if he has already been discovered.
It's too passive.
Instead of being timid, it is better to take the initiative.
The sound of the wooden fish stopped abruptly.
A light wind began to blow around, blowing the dead leaves on the ground and rattling.
The surroundings seemed to get darker.
"Pretending to be a ghost!"
Jian Wuchen snorted coldly, saying it quite ruthlessly.
But his hands were actually shaking a little.
"What's wrong with that?"
A cold wind blew through Jian Wuchen's neck, frightening him, and the shark teeth in his hand subconsciously waved back.
"Bell!"
After a sound of metal colliding, Jian Wuchen was directly bounced out by the huge force.
Jian Wuchen's body slammed into a thick giant tree, barely blocking the inertia, and fell heavily to the ground.
"Young people nowadays, it's so rude. ”
A skinny man sits on a broken stone statue.
There are holes in the tattered clothes, and the hair is dirty and messy, like a chicken nest, and the old man who is alive is called Hanako.
"It's polite for you to scare people!"
Jian Wuchen glared at him fiercely, a little decadently.
Shouldn't I be beating everything and pushing the sky?
How can you be beaten everywhere!
No one can beat it!
"Huh?"
Hanako, the old man, raised her finger and pointed at herself incredulously: "You say it's rude?"
"Who else is it not you?"
Jian Wuchen rolled his eyes: "Could it be a ghost?"
Jian Wuchen has now decided that this old man must have been deliberately teasing himself just now.
Judging from the collision just now, this old name Hanako is absolutely powerful.
"Hey, hey!"
Unexpectedly, this old man called Hanako Yile said, "What if it's really a ghost?"
Seeing that this old thing was still playing tricks on himself, Jian Wuchen suddenly became angry.
Gotta hammer him!
If you can't beat him, you'll have to hammer him!
Jian Wuchen struggled to get up and clean up the naughty old man Hanako.
However, he couldn't get up.
Jian Wuchen was immediately startled, and he used the strength of his whole body, all of which was poured into his arms, but his body did not move at all.
It's as if ...... It was like a hundred thousand mountains on his back, and it was extremely heavy.
Jian Wuchen raised his head and saw that the old man Hanako was struggling with joy, and said angrily:
"If you have the ability to let go of your grandfather, let's fight for three hundred rounds!"
"Hahaha!"
Listening to Jian Wuchen's angry declaration, the old man Hanako not only didn't get angry, but also raised one leg and put it on the other, clasped his foot with one hand, picked his nose with the other hand, and said with a lewd smile:
"The poor monk won't fight you for 300 rounds, my old arms and legs are no better than you young people, I can't fight. ”
"Then you just let me go. Jian Wuchen's eyes widened angrily.
He used a little more force just now, and he couldn't break free from this physical restraint at all, it was too heavy.
"You can't talk nonsense. ”
The old man Hanako hurriedly waved his hand, looking like he couldn't avoid it: "If the monks don't speak, the poor monks don't press you." ”
Jian Wuchen was immediately laughed angrily: "It's just the two of us here, not who you are!"
"Didn't you say that? The old name Hanako looked unfathomable: "Ghost!"
"You put ......"
Jian Wuchen just wanted to scold Lao Hua, when he suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing from his neck, with a hint of rotten fishy smell.
Jian Wuchen's body stiffened instantly, his face slowly became a little frightened, and he forcibly squeezed out a smile, and Jian Wuchen said slowly:
"Former ...... Senior, don't you ...... Don't tease me. ”
Jian Wuchen was a little stumbling when he spoke, and he couldn't hide his panic.
"Hahaha!"
Hearing Jian Wuchen's words, Lao Minghua smiled even more happily, patted his meatless thighs frantically, leaned forward and closed.
"Look at your boy's smile that's worse than crying. ”
"Such a big person, he's actually afraid of ghosts, hahaha!"
"It's ridiculous. ”
"Hahaha...... Ahem......"
Maybe he laughed too happily, and he was a little angry, and he almost choked Hanako to death, but he finally eased up.
"Senior, don't laugh, save me first. ”
Jian Wuchen was about to cry.
Although I wish that this annoying old man called Hanako to die quickly, he can't die at this time, and he still expects him to save his life.
"You kid, you can't help it!"
Lao Hua pointed at Jian Wuchen and shook his head, took out a gourd from his waist, took a big sip, and said casually:
"Flowers, let go of that kid. ”
As soon as Hanako's voice fell, Jian Wuchen immediately felt that his body was light.
He didn't even think about it, he directly transported the true qi of his whole body, stepped on the wind in all directions, and rushed out casually in a direction.
Jian Wuchen doesn't care what the place is, let's run away first.
This old man is terrible!
However, Jian Wuchen hadn't run far before he heard a violent sound of breaking wind in his ears.
The next moment, Jian Wuchen felt as if he had hit something heavy, and he was hit back hard.
"Ahem!"
Jian Wuchen kept coughing, his body's organs were uncomfortable, and he felt like he was overturned.
"Bang!"
The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground sounded beside Jian Wuchen, and Jian Wuchen was so frightened that he hurriedly looked back.
First, a pair of bright red embroidered shoes came into view, and then there was a bright red skirt, a slender waist, and a towering chest......
"Mom!"
Jian Wuchen screamed directly and almost fainted.
"Alas. ”
The old name Huazi didn't know when he had come over, and looked at Hua'er helplessly: "This kid is timid, why are you scaring him." ”
Hua'er didn't speak, but on the face like a skeleton, a pair of dark blue eyes moved slightly, indicating that she knew.
"Boy, get up!"
Lao Zhaohua kicked the sword a few times hard.
“???”
Where am I, what am I doing?
Jian Wuchen is still a little confused.
Until he saw the face of the flower, Jian Wuchen suddenly woke up!
"You just kicked me!"
Jian Wuchen felt that he could turn a question sentence into an affirmative sentence, which was also an ability.
Hua'er directly turned her face to the side, and she didn't even look at Jian Wuchen at all.
It's embarrassing.
People don't care about you at all.
The problem is that you can't beat her yet, and you can't get hard, so it's annoying!
"Hua'er thinks you're too weak and doesn't want to talk to you. ”
It's always called a flower, and it is very close to the translation.