The twelfth round** Jade Emperor is soft and wants to break the truth, and the Buddha is compassionate and compassionate (1)

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he couldn't help but say happily:

"Erlang, so your 'office building' is mine?"

Yang Jian nodded in an unusually heavy mood:

"Yes, the gentleman said, the horse is difficult to chase. Brother-in-law, the building belongs to you, and I'll quit. It's being renovated right now, and you have to go to the supervisor often when you have time, and the renovation workers are all hired by me from the labor market, and they may be fooling people, and they are good at cutting corners. ”

"Ah, okay, okay, I see. The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "Erlang, where are all the procedures for building your building, should you hand it over to me?"

"This ...... The procedures are all in the hometown of Guanjiangkou. Brother-in-law, I'll hand it over to you tomorrow when you go to celebrate our father's birthday. Yang Jian said with tears in his eyes.

The Jade Emperor hurriedly smiled and said:

"Don't worry, let's wait until Monday for you to give it to me, and let's go to the Paradise Real Estate Notary Office to go through the notarization procedures." Do you think about it?"

"Okay, good, good!" replied Yang Jian with a cry, "Alas, today I finally know what a 'winner, prince, loser, thief' is." Brother-in-law, if you come to the Buddha, goodbye. ”

Yang Jian said, turned around and was about to leave. Rulai hurriedly shouted:

"Erlang God, and slow. ”

Yang Jian turned around again and asked with tears in his eyes:

"What, if there is anything unfinished to the Buddha, even if you tell me, I will definitely do it. ”

"Hahaha......" Rulai couldn't help laughing heartily, "Erlang God, how can you still take this incident seriously? Do you think your brother-in-law will really want your house? He is teasing you." ”

"What?" Yang Jian couldn't help but be stunned, hurriedly turned his gaze to the Jade Emperor, and asked in an excited voice, "Brother-in-law, you don't want my house—is this true?"

The Jade Emperor was anxious, and thought to himself, "What's the matter with Rulai?" Is there water in my head? The big villa that just played money and tricked me into winning a gamble, why did you change my mind and refuse to let me ask for it? Who are you looking for? Who are you from? Hmph, if you don't want me, I won't want it? No way, I just won't listen to you today, I want it. Thinking of this, he immediately spoke:

"Yes, Jiro, it's true. ”

"Wow, brother-in-law, you are too rich, you must have been a rich man in your last life!" Yang Jian said in high spirits.

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he hated himself and his heart, what was wrong with me? Why didn't his mouth and tongue listen to him? Just now, he wanted to say "no," but the words he said became "yes." Now that you have admitted that it is, let's just push the boat down the river and do the good guy to the end. So, he smiled at Yang Jian:

"Erlang, my brother-in-law made a joke with you just now, don't take it to heart. As a brother-in-law, I already feel very sorry for you without a penny, how can I bear to really want your house?

"Brother-in-law, you are so great, you move me so much......! I...... I don't even know what to say?" Yang Jian said with tears in his eyes, and then turned his tearful gaze to Rulai, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "Hehe, Buddha Rulai, since my brother-in-law doesn't want my house, then ...... Did I take the note I made with me?"

"No problem. Rulai smiled, "Erlang God, now I not only let you take away the notes, but also the 10 million cash, and give it to you, even if it is the 'burning pot' money I gave you in advance." ”

"Wow, if you come to the Buddha, you are so magnificent! Enough friends, exquisite!" Yang Jian gave a thumbs up.

Rulai smiled and said:

"It's nothing, the daughter is gone, and she will come back. What's more, you still have a gap of 10 million in the decoration money - can I not spend my money on the blade?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Yang Jian's three eyes were happy, "If you come to the Buddha, you are really a god, you are really a god, you are like a mirror in my heart how much decoration money I lack, it seems that I will never dare to hide anything from you in the future." ”

Yang Jian said, for fear that the Jade Emperor and Rulai would change his hexagram, so he hurriedly took the notes, cash and the four treasures of his study, and went back to Mount Emei with joy.

The Jade Emperor was so angry, as soon as Yang Jian's figure disappeared, he immediately asked Rulai with a pale face:

"If you do, you are still not my good brother? Since you are, why did you turn your elbow out just now? You must explain this matter to me clearly, otherwise, I will not be finished with you!"

"Hehehe...... Brother, don't be angry, it's hurtful. Calm your breath and listen to me. - Do you know why I did that?"

"Why?"

"I'm all doing it for your own good. ”

"What? You gave away the villa I won so hard, and said it was for my own good? What are you? You're going to me off!"

"Brother, are you really smart and confused for a while? Or are you carried away by victory? Do you think Yang Jian really admitted gambling and surrendered to you before giving up the villa? If you really think so, then you are very wrong. The reason why Yang Jian did that was completely under pressure from me, because he knew that his magic was not as good as mine, and he had to admit defeat if he couldn't fight me at all. If you really ask for his villa without knowing the depths, then you are asking for a dead end. I say this in no way to scare you with alarmist remarks. Do you think, Yang Jian spent so much money and worked hard to build the villa, just by throwing two handfuls of dice villas into your property, can he be willing? With his narrow-minded personality, once you really go to move in, it would be strange if he didn't get a dynamite bag to let you and the villa die together. ”

"Oh, that's so scary, 'Ersunko' really does that?"

"I don't believe you can try it. ”

"No, no, no, I don't want to joke with my life, I haven't lived enough. I'd rather believe what you say than believe it not. Even if that's the case, let's not want the villa, just return the notes; don't you just get the 'Erhei', why do you still have to give him so much money? That's 10 million, how many Wangzi small steamed buns can you buy? Brother, even if you are a big money and you have money, then you can't catch whoever and give the money to whom? You have the money to give to the 'Erheizi', why don't you give it to me. ”

"Hehehe...... Brother, brother was about to say this. I didn't know you would be so shy in your pocket. They all say, 'Three years of Qing Governor's Mansion, 100,000 snowflakes of silver' -- and so on, I thought that the highest-level leader of the universe like you, that money would not be able to reach the sea? Now I don't know what is going on. When he said this, he casually took out a beautifully made card from his pocket, smiled and sent it to the Jade Emperor, "Brother, let's give this to you." ”

The Jade Emperor had never seen a card like that, and he took it in confusion, and asked as he looked at it:

"Brother, what is this?"

"UnionPay card - this is a joint issue between Heaven Bank and Xudu Bank, there are ten-figure deposits in it, so I will give it to you as pocket money. -- The password of the card is 'Amitabha 888888888'. ”