Chapter 80: A Tough Uncle
The scene fell silent again because of the uncle's tragic death, no one thought that a strong man of the Triple Heaven of Spirit Transformation would fall on top of the thigh cramps, and maybe he also became famous in history, but I am afraid that generations of descendants will not be able to raise their heads, which also leads to the fact that the uncle's descendants must check whether their thighs are going to cramp again before each battle, because the first rule of his family's family motto is: Hey, have you had cramps!
Gao Nan drank the wine, put down the wine glass heavily, sat down with a smile on his face, ignored the forced eyes of the monks outside the courtyard, and talked and laughed with Liu Yaoluo and Mo Wenchen.
"This is the iron-blooded true man, envy. The little friend Lao Donkey was completely shocked, completely forgetting his embarrassing predicament, and his eyes were shining with starry eyes to Gao Nan.
The white face also stopped, and suddenly found that a man's handsomeness is not only reflected in his appearance, but sometimes it is also reflected in his style of acting.
The eyes lit up more and more, and the white face and the old donkey tacitly understood that a thought arose in their hearts at the same time, they were going to stage such a play.
There is no need to communicate at all, the old donkey and the white face face are facing one direction, learning Gao Nan's appearance, and waving his hand very manly: "Gao Nan boy, give the donkey master (Brother Jun), warm up the wine, wait for the Sprinkle family to take the head of the enemy, come back and drink!"
Gao Nan rolled his eyes, he really served these two evil goods, and he would never fall behind when he was in the limelight, but as a brother, he couldn't help but support it, so he took the wine jug and waited for the two to return victoriously on the temperature of the stove.
Mo Wenchen looked at the two people who had been seduced by the endless limelight, and asked a little worriedly, "Will they be fine?"
Gao Nan waved his hand indifferently: "There shouldn't be much of a problem, the old donkey has been tempered by frosted gold and stone, and his body is getting stronger every day, and the white face is not weak, as long as he doesn't meet a monk with a strong heart, victory is not a problem, the most important thing is that they are not good people, and they are cunning and big." ”
Liu Yaoluo coughed twice, glanced at Gao Nan, swept his gaze over the obscene duo who jumped out of the wall, and held back three words for a while: "Not pedantic!"
is a real person, and will give his own people a more elegant modifier, if Gao Nan is concerned, that is: insidious, cunning, shameless.
Outside the wall, the mountains shook, the cheers were wave after wave, the rumbling wall shook violently, and the earth shook sullenly.
Gao Nan and the three of them glanced at each other, and they all showed a smile, it seems that these two villains are really not simple, maybe they can really stage a legendary story of three brothers who warm wine and kill their uncles.
"It's back. ”
Gao Nan heard the sound of the breaking wind, and hurriedly stood up to greet him, holding two glasses of warm wine in his hand, but at the moment when he opened his mouth to congratulate, he suddenly found that the head of the enemy did not fly to his side, but the old donkey sat on the ground with a white face screaming, and then drew a distance of several meters, and stuck his head into the soil.
boom
The ground shook again, and the wine glass in Gao Nan's hand spilled half of the wine, his brain couldn't keep up with the rhythm, and he muttered: "Which one is this, Ling Hu Chong's ass landing on the ground and falling in the sand?"
"No, no, don't get me wrong, it's just that we're both tired and come back to rest. The old donkey scratched his head in embarrassment with the white face, and then saw Gao Nan's 12% disbelief, and immediately became angry and threw himself out of the wall again.
Gao Nan still maintained the posture of serving wine, and after only three breaths, the old donkey and the white face flew back again, sat on the ground with a butt, and then slid out a few meters, like an ostrich, and his head sank into the soil again.
This time, Gao Nan didn't need them to answer, because there were big black footprints on their buttocks.
"Old donkey, white face, was it an uncle who just fought with the two of you?"
The old donkey rubbed his buttocks and pulled his head out of the soil, and saw the big footprints on his buttocks with Gao Nan's eyes, so he couldn't quibble anymore, and said dejectedly: "It's a thick uncle." ”
The white face also nodded with a sad face, and then raised his middle finger fiercely at the wall.
rumble
The wall of the small courtyard collapsed, and in the smoke and dust, I saw two uncles carrying their big feet one after the other, and the wall was kicked down by them!
"Hehe, is the kid still very kind?" the uncle in front of Gao Nan looked at the white face and smiled.
The poor white face was in a sluggishness, asking himself if he had not practiced the mastery of "breaking the wall with his middle finger", and when he heard the uncle's question, he suddenly came to his senses, but his middle finger was still pointing at others.
"Uncle......" has a white face and wants to cry without tears.
"Hmph, uncle is very angry, the consequences are very serious, boy, life is not perfect if you don't kick your three feet. ”
The sturdy uncle's palm, with a face full of beards, strode forward, and his big foot, which was fifty yards, went straight to the white-faced ass.
"Ah......" The terrible scream echoed over the small courtyard, and the white face with the middle finger still erected successfully flew into the air, and then covered his ass and fled for his life.
The bearded uncle chased after him, kicking out his big feet continuously, chasing the white-faced embarrassed flee.
The old donkey on the side was no better, and was chased and kicked by the short-bearded uncle who was very interested in the donkey's butt.
"Why is the life of a donkey so bitter, Wen Jiu beheaded Uncle, it's really not a job that anyone can do. The old donkey wailed loudly as he hugged his head and ran away.
Because his crying and mourning donkey's voice was even more terrifying, the two uncles were disgusted and had to stop.
The old donkey rubbed his buttocks with the white face, wiped the sweat from his head, hid behind Gao Nan, took the already cold wine, and poured it down suddenly.
Gao Nan looked at the empty palm, also came to his senses, coughed dryly, and hugged his fists at the two fierce uncles: "I don't know what to call the two?"
"Hmph, our names don't matter, and we have no grievances with you, but it's just that these two fools are unhappy, so let's teach them a lesson, since they also remember the lesson, say goodbye!"
After finishing speaking, he left, drove away in the clouds, and there was no superfluous word, but one thing Gao Nan was clear, the old donkey and the white face were going to suffer in vain!
Alas, life, pretending (forced) to be beaten sooner or later, it is really a wise saying, as for which immortal said, cough cough, you all understand.
The old donkey and the white-faced eyes looked at the uncle's departing figure stiffly, and their hearts were very sad, if it weren't for the thick skin, they would have to hang themselves.
"Ahem, the rest of you, if you have nothing to do, please leave, you see, it's not good to break the walls of people's courtyards. Gao Nan said with a smile and clenched his fists.
But after saying this, all the people outside the wall stepped forward and shouted in unison: "What we are looking for is waiting, how can we leave!"
Good guy, dare to love those two uncles are soy sauce parties, and then beat the old donkey and white face, and then brushed his clothes away, such a situation is really fucked!
"Boy, hand over Fairy Yaoluo, otherwise you will be broken into pieces. ”
"Boy, hand over the stupid donkey and the dead white face, or you will be torn apart. ”
"Boy, hand over your own head, or ...... Uh, or you're still dead!"
The crowd was excited, and everyone stared at Gao Nan, as if they were saying that you dared to break you without saying a word between your teeth.
Gao Nan has a headache, as an excellent traverser, he rarely pulls hatred, but why are the people around him, in addition to pulling hatred, they are especially good at pulling hatred.
Everyone approached, glaring at Gao Nan one by one, waiting for his final response.
Gao Nan scratched his head, rubbed his hands again, and was entangled in his heart, so many people will definitely suffer a loss, and they are lucky not to die, not to mention that there are many people who only want their own lives, but in such a situation, they can only make a decision.
"Brother Mo, Yaoluo, you are in charge of our back. Gao Nan's eyebrows condensed the intent of slaughter, and shouted loudly: "Old donkey, white face." ”
As soon as the two of them heard that they were really going to make a move, a raging flame also ignited in their hearts, especially at the moment when they were pressed by Gao Nan's palm, the infinite vitality filled the limbs, and they were simply supermen full of power, at this moment, they were omnipotent.
Answered loudly: "Yes." ”
"Follow me!"
Gao Nan roared, stepped forward, and the old donkey who had fallen behind him asked with a white face: "Boss, this time, isn't it on the clouds again?"
"Go to your sister's clouds, and it will be their heads. ”
Gao Nan was so angry that he turned around and was about to crack these two fools, the old donkey and the white face were finally confirmed, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and then yelled excitedly: "Gao Lao Zhuang Sanshao, kill people and set fire!"
The three of them formed a character shape, with Gao Nan as the tip, and frantically inserted into the crowd in front of them, flesh and blood splashed, and the battle was set off!