The thirty-fourth chapter of the Bodhisattva's refining into insinuating and reciting slaves to obtain the Lady Sutra (8)

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As the Jade Emperor spoke, he casually took out a silk cloth IOU hidden in his pocket and handed it to Rulai.

When he saw it, he waved his hand very unhappily and said angrily:

"Brother, what are you doing here? Don't you don't treat me as a brother? Who is with whom is our brother? My money is your money, how much you want to use, even if you come and get it, what IOU do you have?"

The Jade Emperor is coloring:

"That's not good! Brother, my brother is principled, and it is necessary to borrow money and make IOUs. If you don't accept the IOU, then I won't borrow money from you. ”

With that, turn around and leave.

Rulai hurriedly stopped him, and said with a smile on his face:

"Don't pay for it, brother, can't I accept the IOU?"

As he spoke, he reached out and took the silk IOU, and looked at it with great curiosity, only to see that it was neatly written:

IOUs

Today, there is Zhang Long, because he is shy in his pocket and short of money, so he borrowed 50,000 yuan from Rulai. The term of the loan is from March 7 to April 6 this year, a total of 30 days. Due to the short loan date and the interest is negligible, the principal of 50,000 Paradise Coins will be repaid in full at one time. There is no evidence for empty words, but there is evidence for evidence.

Borrower: Zhang Long

March 7, 2568 of the Tianyuan Dragon Calendar

If you look at it, you can't help laughing:

"Hahaha...... Concise, well-organized, and flawless. Well, that's great. So, brother, you often write IOUs, don't you?"

"This ......" The Jade Emperor's face turned into a big red cloth, he looked at Rulai's blazing gaze, and smiled rather embarrassedly, "Hehehehe...... It's not much, but it adds up to seven or eight IOUs. Among them, he borrowed money from King Tota Li and wrote once, borrowed money from Barefoot Daxian twice, and wrote the remaining IOUs to Taishang Laojun. The most annoying thing is Taishang Laojun, every time he borrows money from him, he extorts bamboo and blackmails, and takes advantage of the fire to rob the land and ask you for usury......"

"Hehehe...... Rulai couldn't help but laugh, "So, you don't dare to give him an IOU anymore." Brother, my brother took the liberty of asking, do you plan to give me back the 50,000 yuan from between your teeth today?"

The Jade Emperor said bluntly:

"Hmm. Brother, besides that, my brother has no other way to make money!"

"If that's the case, brother, I'm afraid you'll have to rewrite this IOU!" Rulai deliberately teased.

The Jade Emperor couldn't help but be stunned:

"Oh, brother, why do you say that?"

Rulai held back a smile and pretended to be serious:

"Brother, I carefully calculated for you just now. If you go to the Celestial Street Morning Market for breakfast every morning, you can earn 500 Paradise Coins a day—and so on, 30 days a month—even if it's a big end, 31 days—you can only save 15,500 dollars......

"Oh, yes!" the Jade Emperor raised his hand and patted his head, "Why did I make such a low-level mistake?" brother, thanks to your reminder, otherwise my brother would have been sitting on wax if he didn't pay the money. Speaking of this, he hurriedly took back the silk cloth IOU, and after putting it in his sleeve pocket, Chao Rulai asked for pen and ink and silk cloth to rewrite the IOU on the spot.

If you regret this, you said, "Why am I making this joke?" Isn't this taking off your pants and farting to make trouble? He thought so in his heart, and when he saw that the Jade Emperor was very serious, he had to use the "Thought Carrying Method" to carry out the pen and ink and a piece of silk cloth in his study and put them on the jade table.

When the Jade Emperor saw this, he quickly spread the silk cloth on the table, and then took up the brush and began to write the IOU—when he wrote the term of the loan, he said to himself as he wrote:

"Save 15,000 a month...... 30,000 ...... in 2 months 45,000 in 3 months...... If you repay the money after three months, there is still a difference of 5,000 yuan...... No, it's too long...... It's just three months later...... Among them, I didn't eat breakfast for ten days, and I could save 50,000 yuan by hiding in a place where no one was drinking the northwest wind. Yes, that's it...... The term of the loan is from March 7 to June 6 this year......"

Rulai stood helplessly next to him, and when he heard this, his tears almost didn't fall. The words of his heart, Brother Long, Brother Long, are you not a carpenter wearing a wooden flail -- do you suffer from yourself? Alas, why are you suffering? Thinking of this, you can't help but sigh and say:

"When I asked what the situation was in the world, I told Brother Long to borrow a lot?......"

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Seeing the Bodhisattva riding Pixiu flying away, Nian Nujiao couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and hurriedly entered the house.

In the house, Pangu and Chaotianzi sat on the bed together, discussing the matter of defending heaven and earth.

Pangu said to Chao Tianzi worriedly:

"Son of Heaven, the words of the Heavenly Fairy just now reminded Daddy. The fairy girl is right, there is a father, there is heaven and earth. But what if one day my father is gone, and the sky is in danger of falling apart again?"

When Chao Tianzi heard this, he hurriedly said:

"Daddy Hugh is going to talk nonsense, your old man won't have an accident!"

"Hehehe...... Pangu laughed loudly, "Son of heaven, Daddy knows your mind. However, we also have to face reality. The reality is that Daddy is a human being, not a god, and if he is a human being, he will die one day. Daddy meant that while I was still alive, I had to quickly figure out a good way to defend the world. That way, I won't have to worry about the future, and I will be able to close my eyes with peace of mind even if I die. ”

Chao Tianzi nodded heavily and said:

"That's what Daddy said. People have no foresight, but they must have near-term worries. As for the matter of defending heaven and earth, we should have a foolproof plan!"

As soon as Chaotianzi's words fell, Nian Nujiao stepped in.

What the Bodhisattva said with Nian Nujiao just now, Pangu and Chaotianzi heard it clearly in the room, and the two of them felt that the euphemistic answer made by Nian Nujiao to the Bodhisattva was just right. At this time, Pangu smiled at Nian Nujiao and said:

"Jiao'er, the Bodhisattva's stinky boy is gone? hehehe...... I didn't think he was still thinking about you. ”

"Yes!" Chao Tianzi took over the conversation and said, "Gillian, it's really hard for you." ”

"Not really. Nian Nujiao replied, "Brother, I almost didn't tell him the truth just now. ”

"Gillian, don't tell the truth to the Bodhisattva, otherwise, he will definitely be hit!" Chao Tianzi admonished.

Nian Nujiao said:

"However, if you dodge the first day of junior high school, you can't avoid fifteen. Brother, we can't always deceive him, can we?"

"A white lie is not a deception. Chao Tianzi smiled and said, "Gillian, for the matter of the Bodhisattva's proposal to you, you can give him a cold treatment - engage in delaying tactics, how long can it be delayed, and wait until he suddenly comes to his senses." ”

Pangu nodded and said:

"Well, I agree with the Son of Heaven. ”

As soon as Pangu's words fell, I saw Nuwa walk in quickly and said:

"Uncle, Chaotianzi, Nian Nujiao, hello. Here I go again!"