The twenty-second time the kitchen utensils are all happy, and the fire is sad alone (1)

Pangu was so happy that he didn't know what to say, and nodded vigorously and said:

"Got it, got it, got it......"

The banquet ended in a very friendly and joyful atmosphere. Pangu wanted to go back, but he was worried about the physical prizes, pots, pots, spoons, cups, plates and other kitchen utensils, and at this time, he didn't see the Jade Emperor give him those things, he really couldn't help it, so he smiled a little embarrassed and asked:

"Hey, hey, hey...... Jade Emperor, when will you send me those kitchen utensils you just mentioned?"

The Jade Emperor smiled:

"Now, of course. Senior, I have already sent someone to send those kitchen utensils to Nantianmen, and I will take them with you when you go back. ”

When Pangu heard this, he was very happy and said:

"Okay, then I'll leave now. ”

The Jade Emperor, the Buddha, Nuwa, Guanyin Bodhisattva, Taishang Laojun, Barefoot Daxian, Marshal Tianpeng and Tota Li Tianwang and other gods and immortals have been sending Pangu to Nantianmen. When Pangu came here to take a look, he saw that the kitchen utensils that the Jade Emperor said were neatly stacked together, and Pangu couldn't help but smile at Nuwa with joy:

"Wa'er, uncle, please do me a favor and minimize these things, so that I can carry them back with me in my waist pocket. ”

Nuwa agreed, and was about to use magic to minimize those kitchen utensils, but heard the Jade Emperor preemptively say:

"Wa'er is slow. I've just learned a new kind of handling magic, 'Speedpost', and I don't know how I'm going to do it? ”

After that, I saw him face those kitchen utensils, pinching the trick and chanting the mantra to actually operate. However, the Jade Emperor spent a lot of effort, but those kitchen utensils did not move at all, and the Jade Emperor couldn't help but blush, "What's wrong?" The Jade Emperor stood there and muttered to himself, not knowing what to do for a while?

"Hehehe......" Rulai couldn't help but smile at the Jade Emperor, "Boss, what kind of porcelain work do you have without diamonds? Speaking of this, I saw him point to those kitchen utensils with his hand and say "go", and all the kitchen utensils disappeared without a trace.

"Huh?" Pangu said in surprise, "Why don't you have any kitchen utensils?"

Rulai smiled and said:

"Don't worry, uncle, those kitchen utensils are now in front of your house - I used the 'Mind Carrying Method' to deliver them. Uncle, please close your eyes now, and I will send you home using the 'Mind Driving Method'. ”

Pangu agreed, reluctantly waved goodbye to the Jade Emperor, Nuwa, Taishang Laojun and other gods and immortals, and closed his eyes...... As soon as he closed his eyes, he heard Chao Tianzi and Nian Nujiao shouting in unison:

"Daddy's back! Daddy is back!"

Pangu hurriedly opened his eyes and found that he had returned to the hut, and Chaotianzi and Nian Nujiao ran out of the hut laughing together, and he greeted:

"Son of heaven, Jiao'er, have you all had lunch?"

"We've all eaten. Chao Tianzi and Nian Nujiao replied in unison, "Daddy, you haven't had lunch yet, have you?"

"Ah, I've eaten it too, the Heavenly Food that the Jade Emperor invited me to eat at the Paradise Hotel. Pangu replied with a smile.

At this time, Chao Tianzi and Nian Nujiao both looked at the ribbon, red flower and the pennant he was holding on Pangu's body, and asked very curiously:

"Daddy, these things are so beautiful, they are all prizes given to you by the Jade Emperor?"

"Yes, yes, yes. Pangu replied repeatedly, "These are all prizes given to me by the Jade Emperor." In addition, there are pots and pans prizes. When Pangu said this, he saw the kitchen utensils in a blink of an eye, and hurriedly ran over and fiddled with them one by one.

When Chao Tianzi and Nian Nujiao saw it, they immediately ran forward and asked:

"Daddy, these things are so special, what are they?"

"These are kitchen utensils -- the guys used to cook them. Pangu said excitedly, "Son of heaven, Jiao'er, we have these things, and when we get the tinder, we can make raw rice into mature rice and eat it fragrantly." ”

At this time, Bu Operator, Tianxianzi, Manjianghong, Magnolia, Bodhisattva, Xijiangyue, Yugezi, Huanxisha, Nangezi, Nanxiangzi, Picking Mulberry, Picking Lotus Seeds, Lang Taosha, Jiangchengzi, He Manzi, Pink Butterfly, Huang Yinger, Little Peach, Dark Fragrance and Sparse Shadow, Water Tune Song Head, Slow Voice and Playing Children They have all had lunch, and they have come to Nian Nujiao to continue to learn culture. They couldn't help but be very happy when they saw that Pangu had come back and brought back a lot of kitchen utensils.

Playing with children, he came to the cauldron and jumped into it to play alone.

When the Bodhisattva saw it, with a sly smile on his face, he quietly ran forward and lifted the edge of the pot with both hands, and when the cauldron was overturned, the child screamed, and was immediately detained tightly inside, and he turned around and shouted in the pot with his head covered:

"Oh no, it's changing, everyone run home......"

"Hahaha......" Everyone was amused and laughed.

Pangu was also amused, he laughed loudly and gently touched the Bodhisattva's head with his hand:

"Bodhisattva, you kid has a lot of bad water. For no reason, what are you doing with the kids? Go and go, quickly turn the cauldron over. ”

"Yes, grandpa, I listen to you. The Bodhisattva agreed very happily and quickly turned over the cauldron......

"Kids, how are you learning to read?" asked Pangu at this time.

Chaotianzi, Bu Operator, Man Jianghong, Yugezi, Tianxianzi, Magnolia, Huanxisha, Nangezi, Nanxiangzi, Picking Mulberry, Picking Lotus Seeds, Lang Taosha, Jiangchengzi, He Manzi, Bodhisattva Man, Xijiangyue, Pink Butterfly, Huang Yinger, Little Pink, Dark Fragrance and Sparse Shadow, Water Tune Song Head, Playing Children and Slow Voices all said in unison:

"Well, we've learned ten hieroglyphs. ”

"Good...... What is good?" The ugly slave ran over and said loudly, "Master...... Grandpa, I think it's ...... It's not good at all, I ...... I've learned enough, I don't want to anymore...... Learned, I'm going to please...... Take a leave of absence. ”

"Oh?" said Pangu, "ugly slave, why don't you want to learn?

"Hey, hey......" the ugly slave laughed quietly, "Master...... Grandpa, do you ask this...... Something wrong with the question, I ...... I'm not stupid, how could I ...... Would love to be ...... Ah, what about illiterate?"

"That'...... Why do you want to take a leave of absence?" asked Pangu very seriously.

The ugly slave suddenly became a little embarrassed and said:

"Hey, hey, hey...... Father...... Grandpa, I'm stupid, what's the matter...... How can you learn and learn...... I can't learn it. ”

"That's not the reason. What are you afraid of? Stupid, you can be stupid and fly diligently -- diligence can make up for clumsiness. ”

"Grandpa, you...... You're right...... Reasonable. However, the ...... Reading the teacher's lecture is too ...... Ah, come on, I'm really ...... Can't keep up. Today a ...... In the morning, they all ...... I've learned ten words, but I'm ...... Not even a word...... I haven't remembered it yet, so ...... That's how it goes...... Go, wait for the expiration ...... Ah, I'm ...... for the final exam. I'll answer a '0', that's a lot of ...... How much does it hurt self-esteem?" the ugly slave had a red face and equator.

Pangu pondered for a moment and said to Nian Nujiao:

"Jiao'er, the ugly slave is right. Or, you can speak more slowly in class and wait until he learns to move on......"

"I'm against it. The Bodhisattva immediately exclaimed, "If I wait until all the ugly slaves have learned it, it will be the year of the monkey -- I am still anxious to wait for all the words to be learned before I can write fantasy novels." I have a suggestion that the speed of the teacher's lectures should be kept unchanged, and that there be a cram school for the ugly slaves after school, or that the existing students be divided into two classes, the 'top class' and the 'ordinary class'......"

"Shut up!" Bu Operator said unceremoniously, "Old man, you kid has bad intentions." If, according to your suggestion, we divide everyone into two classes, and the teacher is alone, and for the time being, she will not know how to 'doppelgänger technique', how can you let her teach two classes by herself? Do you want the beloved teacher to forget to sleep and eat, teach day and night, and exhaust her to death in less than two days?"