"Eat, eat, eat! You know how to eat every day, our Boss Xu almost can't come back, you still want to eat, can you have a snack!"

The rhinoceros said indignantly, "I really want to eat you." ”

Lan Yufeng was suddenly surprised, and asked seriously: "What's the matter, boss, has something happened? Is there anyone who can kill you?"

Xu Ye said everything again, and at this time, not only Lan Yufeng was surprised, but even the people around him widened their eyes and felt incredible.

"Look at your eyes as big as scalpers, okay, hurry up and prepare for us to go to Zhang Wuji together! ”

Xu Ye suddenly patted his head and said loudly: "I almost forgot about Tang Mei, Lan Yufeng! What about Tang Mei? I remember that you two are inseparable!"

"Boss Xu, you don't know! She has fallen in love with bathing since you left, and not only that, but she also washes while eating, I'm almost fed up. ”

Lan Yufeng looked like he wanted to cry without tears, and said miserably: "Brother, I can't be tortured by her for a while, otherwise I can have the current fire to train newcomers!

"There's nothing wrong with taking a bath? There's nothing wrong with a girl taking a bath and being clean! There's nothing wrong with eating! Aren't you quite good at eating? Why do you dislike people now? Do you have a new love outside? Want to abandon Tang Mei?"

Xu Ye looked at Lan Yufeng with some unhappiness and said lightly: "If you break up with Tang Mei because of this trivial matter, then I will be very angry, anyway, it is not negotiable to beat you." ”

"Leave the beating work to me! Boss Xu, your current strength can't cripple him! I will definitely make Yufeng comfortable. ”

The rhinoceros said debaucherily at Lan Yufeng with a wicked smile: "Yufeng Xiaofengfeng, what do you think of my idea?

"Can you not do this if I strangle the rhinoceros, a layer of cold sweat has stirred up on my back, and I want to vomit when I see you, vomit and vomit, I haven't reached the level of letting you fight. ”

Lan Yufeng shook his head and said bitterly: "I don't want to break up with her, just a little dissatisfied, she takes a bath more than three times a day, once is three hours, this day is basically in the bath, and you have to eat when you take a bath, all kinds of delicious food, I don't have to do anything else this day, I send her food every day, I am now a full-time nanny, even a nanny has to be paid! Why am I so miserable. ”

Xu Ye and the rhinoceros glanced at each other, as if everything was clear, and at the same time gave a thumbs up to Lan Yufeng.

"Which guy who has been stabbed a thousand times is talking bad about my mother? It actually made me sneeze so much, this is definitely not groundless, let's say!"

Tang Mei walked out slowly, and said arrogantly with an unforgiving look: "Yo! These two mercenaries are new? They are in good shape! There should be two hits! Turn around and let the old lady take a look, if you look good, you can be the personal bodyguard of the old lady! Roar!"

Xu Ye and the rhinoceros turned their heads helplessly, Tang Mei had already blushed at this time, and looked at Xu Ye and the rhinoceros in extreme embarrassment, not knowing what to say.

"Should me and the rhinoceros call you Tang Mei now?"

Xu Ye looked at Tang Mei's red face and joked: "I haven't been back for a few days, our Tang Mei's little master is not small!

"It's not just small! Even we both want to accept it, and we are in good shape, is that good? That's the best. ”

The rhinoceros looked very proud and said loudly: "Who is my brother? Brother is the legendary invincible Iron King Kong, this muscular is like it when you are a woman, and you have a little vision." ”

"I'm embarrassed Xu Xi I don't know it's you, I'm wrong, in fact, I'm just joking, I didn't expect this joke to be the wrong person, hey!"

Tang Mei suddenly shouted loudly at Lan Yufeng: "Hey, why didn't you tell me when Boss Xu came back! You actually let me be embarrassed here, should you kneel on the washboard? If you don't clean up in the past two days, is your skin tight again?"

Xu Ye and the rhinoceros' eyes turned to Tang Mei again, and both Xu Ye and the rhinoceros looked at Tang Mei with very incredible eyes, and the admiration that you are a real man spontaneously appeared.

"Ouch! I'm sick of it! Boss Xu, Brother Rhinoceros, why do you keep looking at people? People are embarrassed, I just said the wrong thing! Actually, they are a very weak and weak girl!"

Tang Mei flicked her sleeves towards Lan Yufeng and said coquettishly: "Dead ghost, why didn't you tell people earlier? Everyone is embarrassed here! I hate dead people! People are so shy!"

Xu Ye and the rhinoceros suddenly felt a feeling in their stomachs as if they were overturning the river and the sea, and at this time, Lan Yufeng couldn't hold back and vomited, the scene was extremely spectacular, Tang Mei couldn't pretend anymore, and went up with a kick, and directly kicked Lan Yufeng out.

"I'll it! This is a magician! This is obviously a samurai. ”

The rhinoceros couldn't help but feel it on the side, and from time to time it also let out a cheering sound.

"What kind of warrior! This is obviously a symbol of the all-round profession, this speed, this strength, this skill, and magic, you say that this is not omnipotent, but you want Lan Yufeng to find some sin!"

Xu Ye looked worried about Lan Yufeng and shouted from time to time: "Harder, kick hard, scratch him! Roundabout kick! Come on! Don't give up, after one round, there will be the next round." ”

Originally, he thought that Xu Ye would be able to save him, but when Lan Yufeng heard Xu Ye's words, he immediately fainted.

Tang Mei pouted and said boringly: "It's really useless, I fainted so quickly, or is it not a man? I can't help fighting, I will faint after a while? Hey! What should I do if I want to marry you in the future? The combat power is so weak, can you satisfy me? I fainted in just one round, I still have three or four rounds, are you crippled?"