Chapter Seventy-Six: Pee?!
"Really, why don't you say it earlier, you don't need money anyway, eat, eat happily!"
Ever since he knew that he was going to come to Michelin for dinner, Ling Xiao had been wearing a poker face, and now when he heard Jiang Xiaoyu say this, his face immediately smiled, and he finally completely put his mind at ease, and by the way, he became open-minded to death at this time.
"Hehe, I know what you're thinking, but that's impossible, every week except Friday, Aunt Ben will eat for free, but not on Friday, because every Friday night, Michelin will have a seven-star chef to cook in person, today's chef is Borisben, but he flew from France, so now I know why there are still so many people in the restaurant at this time!"
It's really not cute at all! Ling Xiao's face suddenly collapsed after hearing this, and he finally realized that I am afraid that tonight is not as simple as bloodletting, and it is not possible to have a bloody collapse.
"Ha, Sister Yaya still has a seat for me!"
Under the scanning of the eyes of many men in the restaurant, Jiang Xiaoyu took Ling Xiao's arm and dragged him all the way to a relatively quiet corner.
Although it is a corner, it is also one of the few best locations in the restaurant, next to the large glass windows, and you can overlook the whole of the Bund in China as soon as you look up.
"Miss Jiang, you are finally here, tonight the manager specially told you to leave the original seat, I thought you wouldn't come so late, this is the menu, see what you like to eat!"
The waiter in the restaurant didn't know if she came in through a beauty pageant, and along the way, Ling Xiao didn't find an ugly girl, and her height was very slim, which was the type Ling Xiao liked, at this time, a girl was twenty-three or fourteen years old, handed over the menu, and her tone seemed to be very familiar with Jiang Xiaoyu.
This little girl seems to have come here to eat!" Ling Xiao touched his chin and thought so.
"Needless to say, Xiaomei, Chef Borisben's specialty dish is Sirloin steak, one person will have one first, all of them must be eight ripe, in addition, foie gras, oyster cups, local snails, and Maringgu chicken will each have a portion, well, Marseille fish soup is also good, they are all things I like to eat, and there are ......" Jiang Xiaoyu's eyes immediately lit up when he saw the menu, and he was elated to order, and only Ling Xiao paid attention to the series of circles behind each dish, a little stared.
"Ahem, cough, little ancestor, you can't spare me, a dish is hundreds, just a few things you ordered just now add up to more than two thousand, in case you can't eat it, it's a waste, we have to carry forward the traditional virtues of the Chinese nation, don't learn from those foreign devils who are extravagant and wasteful, it's not good!"
Ling Xiao saw that Jiang Xiaoyu seemed to be a little endless, and couldn't help but feel sorry for his wallet, so he used the menu to cover the waiter's face, and whispered to Jiang Xiaoyu to 'discuss'.
"Cut, there is a sentence you said wrong, now we look at the menu that is the price of the dishes in the usual restaurant, as for the dishes cooked by Chef Borisben himself, the price should be added to the back by an extra zero!"
Jiang Xiaoyu seemed to have made up his mind to kill Ling Xiao angrily, and after saying a word, Ling Xiao almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.
"What? Is there any mistake, if you change the same dish to a foreigner, the price will increase tenfold? Nima, what about grabbing money?"
It may be that Ling Xiao's voice was too high, but it was heard by several guests at the adjacent table, one by one frowning, and when he looked at Ling Xiao, there was disdain in his eyes, as if he was looking at a hillbilly, and even the waiter Xiaomei's smiling cheeks were stiff after listening, and she subconsciously looked at Jiang Xiaoyu.
"Dead Lingxiao, stinky Lingxiao, are you trying to anger me, aren't you? Shame on people, shout dead and alive after a meal, do you want to follow your sister in the future? I'll kick you to death, shame on you!"
Under the table, Jiang Xiaoyu's calves without the slightest fat kicked back and forth, stepping on Ling Xiao's brand-new leather shoes and trousers, and Ling Xiao was stumbling for a while, only the waiter Xiaomei next to him looked at the two with a wry smile.
The famous Jiang University police officer, Jiang University beauty, what kind of 'boyfriend' is this, it doesn't matter if you are uneducated, how can you see it...... It's really a wonderful, even if you know it's robbing, don't say it, right, otherwise it looks so unqualified!
"Miss Jiang, this is a bottle of wine made in 05 years at Château Crewe, France, how about you taste it?"
At this moment, the beauty of the service desk, who was unknown to Jiang Xiaoyu, was Sister Wang in Jiang Xiaoyu's mouth, twisted her waist, walked over with a wine bottle in her hand, and said to Jiang Xiaoyu.
"Hmph, Ling Xiao from now on, you shut up for me, and I will pay honestly, otherwise, my aunt and grandmother will not be finished with you!" Jiang Xiaoyu didn't rush to deal with Sister Wang, but glared at Ling Xiao and warned, and then looked at Sister Wang with a smile on his face and said, "Thank you, Sister Wang!"
"You're welcome!" Sister Wang secretly glanced at Ling Xiao, and when she saw this man's natural angry appearance, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, and then said, 'Please use it slowly' and went to work herself.
"Okay, Xiaomei, that's all for the time being, you go get busy, trouble you!"
The waiter Xiaomei smiled, picked up the signing order and the menu and hurriedly walked towards the back kitchen, the originally curious eyes of Ling Xiao were faintly contemptuous at this time, these naturally could not escape Ling Xiao's eyes.
"This wine is not bad, quite pure, soft in the mouth, cellared for ten years, it feels very good, the wine of Crewe Manor is also considered medium-grade, such a bottle is afraid that it is expensive, your sister is good, and I will give you such an expensive bottle of red wine!"
Ling Xiao saw that Jiang Xiaoyu didn't have time to deal with him, so he poured the red wine in the cup and drank it 'slippery', and by the way, he made a small gesture.
"Yo he, the sample has a little research on wine, the market price of this wine is about 3,000 US dollars, and in China, it is 20,000 Huaxia coins, but, hum, who said that this wine was given to me, I am a diamond member here, and I can enjoy a 50% discount, at most 10,000 yuan!"
Jiang Xiaoyu's face bloomed with a smile when he heard this, as if today's meal was to fight Ling Xiao, and once again said a fact that made Ling Xiao vomit blood.
"Damn, Jiang Xiaoyu, did you mean it!" Ling Xiao was furious when he heard this, almost choking to death by the wine juice in his mouth, and then suddenly became embarrassed and said, "Is it too late to return it now?"
In this regard, Jiang Xiaoyu just said contemptuously with a sneer: "Hmph, what do you say?"
"Grab money, huge profits, a meal is tens of thousands of yuan, I want to open a restaurant to try!" Ling Xiao was depressed, crying with a sad face, and began to cry silently for his own pocket.
Wait, fanny packs?
For a moment, Ling Xiao seemed to suddenly remember something, his face suddenly changed color, and then he quietly touched his whole body inside and out!
"Suffered, I was in a hurry to go out, and I didn't bring my wallet!"
At this time, Ling Xiao had the heart to die, he was penniless, and he came to such an expensive restaurant to eat, what is the rhythm of not death?
No money is small, and losing face is a big matter, and he is a dignified Yin and Yang Heavenly Master, and he doesn't give money for eating? This has to be said, where is the face of this Heavenly Master going to be placed? No, there will be no face at all at that time.
"That, I drank too much wine just now, I want to pee!" Ling Xiao's face was a little unnatural, he felt that his bladder was inexplicably flustered, and he said to Jiang Xiaoyu with a sad face.
"Poof, cough, cough, cough......"
As a result, Jiang Xiaoyu had just taken a small sip of red wine, and before he could swallow it, he was directly squirted out by Ling Xiao's words, and couldn't help glaring at him viciously: "Hmph, are you in a hurry to drink wine, with your ...... Ah, does it matter? You shouldn't be scared and want to take the opportunity to 'pee'!"