The snow pig weighed at least nearly two hundred pounds, and most of his body was trapped in a pit, and his face was covered with filth, which was really miserable.

Exhausted, Xue Zhu lay on the ground like a dead pig, his body was stinking, and a swarm of green-headed flies buzzed around him.

The snow pig tried to stand up with his hands on the ground, but he was nauseated and dizzy, and vomited wildly, and it seemed that he had vomited even the overnight meal, followed by a series of outrageous farts, and a yellow object flowed out of his legs.

Damn, it's so cruel!

This is called vomiting and diarrhea, Lin Xiaogou pinched his nose and quickly bounced back, the two attendants also hid to the side, and the little maid had already turned around and retched.

The snow pig vomited so much that he almost vomited bile, his hands were weak, and he fell to the ground like collapse, and his fat face slapped gorgeously on the pile of filth he vomited, splashing filth, and the feeling was sour.

At this time, even Lin Xiaogou couldn't help but have the urge to vomit!

The two attendants endured the huge smell and set up the snow pig and ran to find the doctor, there was no way, if the young master had three long and two short, as personal followers, they might have to be buried together.

Lin Xiaogou pinched his nose and said to the little maid with a pale face: "Go and rinse the place, it stinks to death!" After speaking, Shi Shiran returned to the kitchen to cultivate kitchen qi.

The little maid has a bitter face and fetches water to wash away the stench of the snow pig!

The world is finally quiet, and the snow pig will have to pull for at least a few days, poor pig baby!

Lin Xiaogou added firewood to the stove while carrying the Nine Turns Qi Refining Method to cultivate kitchen qi, and at this time, the little maid walked in, looked thoughtfully at Lin Xiaogou who was concentrating on the fire, and said, "Young master, the cleaning is finished!"

"Well, you come to light the fire, Ben Shao makes an egg fried rice for you to taste, it is guaranteed to be delicious to lick your nose!" Lin Xiaogou stood up and said.

The little maid sighed dyingly, remembering the disgusting scene just now, she really had no appetite!

The Nine Turns Qi Refining Method has an advantage, that is, it will not be disturbed at all, as long as it can be cultivated in a place where there is kitchen qi, I think Zhu Dazui created this exercise in order to work in the kitchen and practice at the same time.

The little maid silently lit the fire, and Lin Xiaogou began to prepare chopped green onions for egg fried rice.

"Young master, the pedal of the toilet is very firm, why is it broken today?"

"The snow pig is too heavy, what's so surprising!"

"It looks like someone sawed it!"

"Wouldn't it??, who is so bad, you should have seen it wrong!" Lin Xiaogou said casually.

The little maid's eyes twitched, and she wisely did not ask any further.

Among the 36 kinds of first-grade basic soups in "Chef Shen Jiupin Soup", there is one called Tongrun Soup, which has the effect of moistening the intestines and laxative, and is used to treat constipation.

Lin Xiaogou's first practice dish in the "New South" is egg fried rice, don't look at this thing is simple, if you want to cook it moderately dry and wet, not sticky, the control of heat and timing is extremely high, and the kung fu on the spatula must also be quite good. Legend has it that the real master of the fire, the fried egg fried rice is evenly grained, and each egg flower is dipped in six grains of rice, which is incomparable.

Lin Xiaogou naturally doesn't have such awesome skills, but the scrambled egg fried rice is golden and buttery, and with the tender green green onions, the appearance is quite standard, and the color and flavor are first-class.

The little maid has become numb to Lin Xiaogou's endless cooking skills, and eats the fragrant fried rice.

Lin Xiaogou said with a smile: "Eat slowly, there are still a lot of them, no one will rob you!"

The little maid licked her lips embarrassedly and said, "Young master, this egg fried rice is so delicious, it's so delicious that you lick your nose!"

"Haha, early tomorrow morning, let's set up a stall on the street to sell beef offal and egg fried rice, to ensure that the wealth is rolling, you just wait for the number of star coins to get cramps!"

The little maid's eyes lit up with a scorching light, as if they had turned into two golden star coins!

"Little wealth fan" Lin Xiaogou flicked her index finger on her forehead.

......

In the dead of night, the little maid was already asleep, and the door of Lin Xiaogou's room was locked, but there was a faint light coming out.

In the room, the boiled sky is set in the center of the room, and a pot of beef is boiling with a fragrant aroma.

Lin Xiaogou lay comfortably on the bed, pillowed his hands behind his head, cocked Erlang's legs, and fell asleep with his eyes slightly closed, and the kitchen gas coming out of the boiling Tianding was divided into two, which were continuously inhaled into his nostrils in a ribbon. If you look closely, you can see that the two kitchen gases take a rather bizarre route, one in an "S" shape and the other in a "B" shape.

After about a cup of tea, the flame under the boiling heaven automatically disappeared, Lin Xiaogou sat up like a spring, and inhaled hard, and the two kitchen gases completely entered the nostrils, and the SB disappeared.

"Cool!" Lin Xiaogou stretched comfortably, and had to admire Comrade Zhu Dazui, the creator of "Jiupin Kitchen Soup", the kitchen qi cultivation method is really awesome, you can practice standing, walking, and sleeping, as long as there is a place for kitchen gas, it is no problem to practice while, awesome!

Lin Xiaogou walked to the side of the boiled Tianding, stretched out his right hand and added a spoon, scooped up a piece of beef in the ding, and chewed it beautifully, just two teas, a pot of beef all entered his stomach, not even a drop of gravy left.

"It's so delicious that you lick your nose!" Lin Xiaogou burped contentedly, and the food cooked by Tianding felt particularly delicious.

As soon as Lin Xiaogou's mind moved, Boiling Tianding turned into a ball of light and submerged into the Qi Sea Cave in his chest.

Now Lin Xiaogou has understood that the reason for the large increase in his food is because of this boiling Tianding, which can make a fire without firewood, and completely consumes the food he eats to generate energy.

Therefore, Lin Xiaogou must eat enough food every day to ensure the energy supply of cooking Tianding, and he can't change the rice bucket if he wants to.

Thinking of spending a lot of money on buying food in the future, Lin Xiaogou smoked eggs for a while, and it seemed that the goal of making money and getting rich was about to be put on the agenda.

Lin Xiaogou was about to cook a pot of soothing soup, go to bed early and get up early to make a lot of money, and suddenly found that his whole body was warm, as if he had soaked in a hot spring.

Lin Xiaogou rolled up his sleeves and took a look, and couldn't help but be slightly surprised, only to see that the skin of his hands was flushed, and there was faint sweat coming out, as if he had just exercised.

"What's the matter, could it be that the beef just now was too replenished?" Lin Xiaogou said to himself in surprise.

I couldn't sleep because of the fever, so Lin Xiaogou finally had to cook a pot of Mingmu soup and Cong'er soup and walk around the yard a few times, and by the way, climb up the wall to listen to the wall, and see if any girl took a shower without closing the window or something.

After cooling off the wall for half a burn of incense, the feeling of heat in his body gradually disappeared, and Lin Xiaogou jumped off the wall to return to the room to rest.

A white shadow with long hair emerged from behind the pillar, and despite the experience of having done so, Lin Xiaogou was still startled.

"Young master, it's up at night on the wall!" the little maid rubbed her sleepy eyes, threw down a sentence lightly, and walked sleepwalking in the direction of the latrine.

Lin Xiaogou almost fell headlong, grandma's, Ben Shao likes to stand on the wall to pee, stand tall to pee far, flick his sleeves, a heroic body, strode towards the room.

......

The next day, Lin Xiaogou woke up early in the morning, because today was the auspicious day for the grand opening of the ghost stall, so he naturally had to get up early to ask for good luck.

After breakfast, the master and servant pushed the cart out of the door, with pots and pans and other guys on the cart, and went straight to the most popular vegetable market with murderous spirit.

Although the little maid was always silent, and her long hair hung down to cover her cheeks, her brisk steps betrayed her joyful mood at the moment.

"Master, can we make money today?" asked the little maid in a low voice.

Lin Xiaogou understands Qingqing's current mood very well, thinking that when he tried to put up a stall to paste mobile phone film for the first time, he was in the same mood of excitement and apprehension.

"Yes, and make a lot of money!" Lin Xiaogou replied with a grin.

The little maid showed joy in her eyes when she heard this, pointed to the red paper pasted on the front of the big car, and asked, "Young master, why are you sticking a red paper on the front of the car?"

"Let's open on the first day, paste red paper to ask for good luck!"

"But why did the young master draw a little tiger waving its claws on it?"

"I'll strangle it, that's a cat, do the beckoning cat understand!" Lin Xiaogou rolled his eyes and corrected.

At this moment, the door of a nearby house opened, and an old man who also carried pots and pans walked out, followed by an old woman and a sturdy young man.

The old man and his wife were obviously stunned when they saw Lin Xiaogou's master and servant, and the little maid greeted politely: "Uncle Yang and Aunt Yang, it's morning!"

In front of him was the neighbor Yang Laoshi's family, who seemed to be preparing to sell tofu flowers in the morning market, and their stupid son followed behind with a bucket of water, smirking at Lin Xiaogou and the others, with a half-foot-long saliva hanging on the corner of his mouth.

Aunt Yang's eyes swept over the trolley of the two, and she said in a long voice: "Ouch, Qingqing, what are you doing here? It won't be a house sale and a move, right?"

This Aunt Yang has high cheekbones and thin lips, and at first glance she is a mean and selfish, shallow and narrow woman, so Lin Xiaogou is quite disliked, plus she overheard the conversation between the couple the night before, and she is even more lazy to mix with this kind of person, and said lightly: "Qingqing, don't chat, it's delayed!"

The little maid sighed, pushed the cart and continued on its way.

"Bah, what kind of energy, I'm not a poor bastard who can't even afford rice, I really think that I am still the eldest of the Lin family, and the life of such a ruined master is hard, even the ancestral house has been sold, just wait to sleep on the street as a beggar!" Yang Bapo pouted and sneered, and did not deliberately lower her voice.

Lin Xiaogou turned his head and raised his middle finger high!

Although Yang Bapo didn't know what this gesture meant, she also knew that it was definitely not a good intention, and her old face sank and said, "Old man, what does that loser mean?"

Yang honestly shook his head blankly, and the stupid son behind him smiled and said, "I know, he asked his mother to kiss you and pick your nose!" said and proudly raised his middle finger and pulled out a piece of boogers into his nose.