"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, you are really amazing......"

“onlyyou......”

"The new daughter-in-law who carried me on my back ......"

"One by one, one by two, one by two, two by two......"

The road to the west was full of singing, but the theme song of the four people was a little unbearable to listen to Gao Nan, and even the old donkey who also liked to pull his throat and howl a few times couldn't support it.

"Gao Nan, why did you teach them this in the first place, it's really fatal. "The old donkey's ears drooped down to protect the piercings, and his long face was longer.

The white face was also haggard, and the handsome face was full of depression.

"Brother, can you let them sing for a while, their mouths don't stop, and our ears have to stop. ”

Gao Nan shook his head with a wry smile, spread his hands and said, "You have the ability to say it yourself." ”

"Ah, isn't it very good, singing and hurrying on the road, the speed is fast. Xiao Budian lay on Gao Nan's shoulder, followed the beat and gnawed the frosted gold stone, completely undisturbed, but gnawed very rhythmically.

Gao Nan and the three rubbed their heads and said helplessly: "The speed is fast, but our mood is not happy!"

"Stop, Wukong, I'm hungry for the teacher, you go and turn some fate. Tang Seng tightened the reins of the horse, stopped and said to Brother Monkey.

Brother Monkey carried an iron rod, spit out the peach pit, rolled his eyes and said, "I didn't see that I was singing, I don't have time." ”

"Wukong, it's very pleasant for you to eat peaches and sing songs, but you can't be a teacher, mortals will be hungry. ”

"Oh, then you can figure it out for yourself. Brother Monkey turned over the clouds and hummed a little song pleasantly.

"Alas, it's very sad for the teacher, Bajie. ”

"Master, don't you see that I'm missing Cuilan, please don't bother, thank you. Zhu Bajie sat down and stared at the pair of new shoes that Gao Cuilan had put out with a stitch and a thread on his feet, his face was full of tenderness.

"Sand monk. ”

"Master, I can't remember how many times I got, don't make any noise, okay?"

“......”

Poor Tang Seng got off the horse, and walked towards the distance with a bowl on his back.

Gao Nan had a headache, so he hurriedly called him back, took out some of the food he was carrying, and handed it to him.

Tang Seng was overjoyed, sat down cross-legged, and swallowed unceremoniously.

"That Elder Tang, aren't you monks going to walk around and say thank you?"

"I'm different from others, some of them are still starving to death, besides, I received a letter from the queen's sister a while ago, and you said that you were a lay disciple of a poor monk, and you don't care about eating some apprentice's food. Tang Seng said as a matter of course.

But Gao Nan's jaw dropped in shock, and he stammered and asked, "Elder Tang, are you saying that you received a letter from the queen?"

Tang Seng took a bite of the meat patty, chewed two bites with a strange face, and then swallowed it quickly, seeing Gao Nan's white and fainting gaze, he said very dissatisfiedly: "What do you see, I haven't seen a monk eat some food with a very special taste." ”

"Well, that's meaty. ”

"Amitabha, I didn't expect the high donor to be able to make meaty vegetable cakes, and the poor monk really admired and admired. Tang Seng folded his hands and said nonsense with his eyes open.

"Meaty vegetable cakes?" Gao Nan's eyes showed signs of sluggishness, and he felt that in front of Tang Seng, his little IQ was a little insufficient.

"By the way, what were you going to ask just now?"

"Oh, I was asking you to get a letter from the Queen?"

Tang Seng took out a letter with a very delicate package from his arms, and shook it at Gao Nan and said: "Isn't this it, Master Gao, don't make a fuss, you will often receive letters on the way to the west with the poor monk, but most of them are sent by some female monsters, so scared that the poor monk rarely opens it." ”

Gao Nan was stunned by this cruel reality, and was stunned, a female monster?

Is this going west to learn from the scriptures, or going all the way west to pick up girls?

"Don't think about it, are there any special vegetable cakes?" Tang Seng woke up Gao Nan and stretched out his hand to ask for food.

Gao Nan subconsciously handed him a lot, and saw that Elder Tang Seng had eaten enough for three days, and Fang patted his belly and was very satisfied.

"It's rare to have a full meal, let the poor monks move, and we will continue on the road. ”

Gao Nan rubbed his head, cautiously approached Tang Seng, and said in a low voice, "Elder Tang, is it really okay to eat vegetable cakes?"

Tang Seng stretched his body and rolled his eyes and said: "For example, on a lonely island, there is no other food except meaty vegetable cakes, and you don't eat meat, may I ask if you choose to starve to death or choose to break your vows when you are about to starve to death?"

"Of course I broke my vows, and I'm not stupid. Gao Nan was very excited about this kind of question that extremely provoked his IQ, and he opened his mouth to give the most perfect answer.

Tang Seng shrugged his shoulders and said, "So, I'm not stupid, why don't you eat it, don't you starve me to death." ”

Powerful, very powerful, extremely powerful, such reasons and sophistries can only be said by the great Tang Shengseng, he really deserves to be a psychological counselor, and a simple story is perfect to KO Gao Nan's IQ.

Yes, monks are not stupid~~

"Okay, Brother Nan, don't always be with that monk, otherwise you will learn badly. Bajie finished thinking about it, and beckoned to Gao Nan.

Gao Nan looked at the old pig's brother-in-law, then at Tang Seng, and walked towards his brother-in-law, and heard Tang Seng scolding very weakly: "Dead pig!"

"Dead monk!"

When Gao Nan approached the old pig, he found that Zhu Bajie was also secretly scolding at the same time, and the four masters and apprentices had telepathy, and they all had a tacit understanding of scolding.

"Let's go, let's train you. ”

Zhu Bajie didn't pay attention to Tang Seng's verbal attack, and took Gao Nanfei to the monkey brother in the distance.

Gao Nan's gaze swept over, except for Sha Laosan who stayed behind to protect Tang Seng, everyone else gathered together, and the three old donkeys stared at Gao Nan with a sinister smile.

"Brother Monkey, can you start?" asked the old pig brother-in-law.

Brother Monkey nodded, and said to Gao Nan: "Take out the fighting space, let's have a special training." ”

Gao Nan obediently took out the small card of the fighting space and threw it to Brother Monkey, although he didn't know what they were going to do, but he was faintly looking forward to it in his heart.

I saw Brother Monkey holding the small card, rubbing his hands against each other, and the small card spun in the air, and the next moment he pulled all of them into it.

The gray space is filled with chaotic qi, as if the world has not yet opened, and the place where Gao Nan and the others appeared is the little Qingming region that they worked hard to open up last time, and it can be regarded as Gao Nan's only foothold in the fighting space.

"Let's go, it's going to be a long way to reach the gateway of battle, just follow me. ”

As the owner of this place, Gao Nan took on this burden and took the lead in leading the way.

Brother Monkey waved his hand, sucked Gao Nan back, and said with a smile: "Brother Nan, why are you in a hurry, besides, although it is right that you come in to find a battle in the battle space, it is still the territory you have opened up, why do you put the cart before the horse?"

"This is the fundamental?" Gao Nan looked dazed, if he didn't believe in Brother Monkey's personality, he would definitely think that he was lying to him.

The old pig brother-in-law grinned, patted Gao Nan on the shoulder and said, "Brother Nan, do you know what is the most powerful place in the fighting space?"

Seeing that Gao Nan was still dazed, the old pig was even more excited, pointed to the floating gray space, and said, "That's it, chaotic qi!"

"Chaos Qi?"

"Hehe, since the opening of the world, the chaotic qi between heaven and earth has become more and more rare, and now, I'm afraid that only the most saints can live in chaos cultivation, that is, the Jade Emperor Lao'er can only occasionally get some from Taishang Laojun for intensive cultivation, do you think this is a treasure?"

Gao Nan was startled and jumped back, and the corners of his eyes jumped: "Then here?"

"This is because of Brother Monkey and Six Ears, because they are both chaotic and earthly beings, and they do not belong to the creatures of heaven and earth, so their bodies are born to be one of the top bodies in the world. ”

Listening to Bajie's explanation, the corners of Gao Nan's eyes jumped, his heart was hot, and his eyes that looked at the gray sky burst into golden light: "Mother, the master is really famous, so what are you waiting for, hurry up and empty it." ”

As he spoke, he didn't wait for the others to react, and with a wave of his fist, he struck up in the space, smashing at the dark and heavy gray qi.

"It's a monkey rush, we haven't finished talking yet. The old pig shouted helplessly.

Brother Monkey stopped him, smiled maliciously, and lowered his voice: "Do it." ”

With a slap of the palm, the three rays of light submerged into the bodies of the old donkey, the white face and the little one, and the breath of the three of them suddenly soared, and the power in the body was completely boiling, with a sense of unhappiness and suffocation.

"You're already strong, don't take revenge!"

The old pig's brother-in-law had already understood what Brother Monkey meant, and took the opportunity to shout at the three old donkeys.

The obviously ill-intentioned provocation made the old donkey and the white face that broke out in the small universe ignite the most vigorous fighting spirit, and although the little one has no grievances, he also has a strong heart to play.

"Hehe, boy Gao Nan, it's our turn to beat you up this time. ”

"What are you going to do?"

"Of course I hit you. ”

The old donkey, the white face and the little little dot rushed out together, and they fought around Gao Nan, and the absolute strength was suppressed, and Gao Nan was overwhelmed in an instant.

"Let you beat me violently before, the donkey master is here!" The old donkey pulled out a hoof and kicked Gao Nan's ass, and the whole person flew out.

The white face slapped Gao Nan's not handsome face with a backhand: "Give me back the drifting fist!"

"Ahh

Gao Nan, who was already miserable enough, was drenched in weak water and yellow sand, no matter how he looked at it, he looked like a refugee who had escaped from the Sahara Desert.

And now is just the beginning, with the spell of Brother Monkey and Old Pig's brother-in-law, the time flow of the battle space is slow, here in January, the outside world is one day, but this seemingly short day makes Gao Nan extremely painful.

"My life has been ruined by you!" Gao Nan wanted to cry without tears, and after shouting, he was beaten violently, and the coffee table of his life was full of cups.

"Alas, sad Brother Nan, we are all for your good!"

The old pig brother-in-law was very good at wiping the corners of his eyes, and then rushed forward excitedly, and his mind flowed through the days when he was bullied by Gao Nan in Gao Laozhuang, shouting special training, and kicked Gao Nan's ass fiercely.

The life of turning over is just one word, cool!