Chapter 03: Pinch Him Up
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Facing the warm invitation of the cheap brother-in-law, Lin Xiaogou couldn't help but feel difficult, go, I'm afraid it's a Hongmen banquet, don't go, and I'm worried that this ruthless guy will look at it.
Without waiting for Lin Xiaogou to answer, Xue Zhu put his arm around his shoulders and walked towards the gate of Hongyan Tower, and the four powerful followers followed behind him.
"It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, anyway, I'm hungry and panicked, so I'll give him a meal first. Lin Xiaogou let out, and a bright smile appeared on Jun's face.
The two entered the door shoulder to shoulder, and immediately a sweet-looking waitress stepped forward, dressed in a pink tight-fitting cheongsam, wrapping the curvaceous body with a bumpy face.
"Zhu Shao, You Shao, how many are there today?" the waitress greeted with a sweet smile, obviously both of them were frequent visitors here.
Before the snow pig could speak, Lin Xiaogou said proudly: "Two of you, the old rules, the number of private rooms!"
"Okay, you two, please come with me!" the waitress turned gracefully, swaying her seductive waist and hips to lead the way.
"Big brother, please!" Lin Xiaogou said with a smile.
Xue Zhu sneered disdainfully in his heart, this guy really thinks that he is Youshao who used to call for wind and rain, and he will have no money to settle the bill to see how you cry.
Under the leadership of the waitress, the two arrived at the Tianzihao private room on the third floor, and after they sat down, someone immediately served melon and fruit tea.
The waitress handed the two beautifully made dishes to the two of them separately, and asked with a sweet smile, "Two young masters, what do you want to eat?"
"Today, my eldest brother has a treat, and he is in charge!" Lin Xiaogou said with a grin.
Snow Pig's face suddenly stiffened, obviously he didn't expect that the loser boy who had always wanted to save face would come to this hand, but in the face of the waiter's beautiful eyes, Xue Zhu could only knock out his front teeth and swallow it in his stomach, and said with a smile: "You Shao can eat whatever you want, for my brother is not picky." ”
"It can be seen that I can't grow that fat body on the side!" Lin Xiao said intriguingly, but the smile on his face became even brighter, and he nodded: "It's rare that the eldest brother invites you to eat, and the little brother is welcome." ”
Lin Xiaogou skillfully opened the menu, snapped his fingers, and said: "Two servings of dragon sparrow tongue fried bamboo shoots, steamed three silk golden fish, more than three catties of big gold, small ones don't, five more...... Ten six pearl abalones!"
Every time Lin Xiaogou ordered a dish, the maid's beautiful eyes lit up by one point, but Xue Zhu's face was two points white, and the four attendants were even more dumbfounded, you must know that Lin Xiaogou ordered all of Hongyanlou's super signature dishes, only one piece of dragon sparrow tongue fried bamboo shoots costs one hundred gold star coins, and their monthly salary is not this amount, the bastard surnamed Lin dares to order such an expensive dish, I am afraid that it will cost thousands of gold star coins for a meal.
"Again...... I want a stewed red pigeon with old ginseng, well, it's almost, and two bottles of Frost Snow Fruit Wine!"
After ordering more than 20 dishes, Lin Xiaogou finally put down the menu in his hand unsatisfied, Xue Zhu's white and tender forehead oozed fine beads of sweat, and said with a smile: "You Shao, just the two of us, we can't finish eating and wasting!"
Lin Xiaogou smiled and said, "Big brother, don't worry, you can pack up and leave if you can't finish eating, it just so happens that the maid at home hasn't eaten yet." ”
Xue Zhu couldn't help but be dumbfounded, shameless, is this guy still the former loser Lin Tianyou? He was embarrassed to say such a heinous thing as packing, and he said it so elegantly and naturally, without any human atmosphere.
The sweet maid glanced at Lin Xiaogou strangely, and said with a smile: "You Shao's maid is really happy, and she is really enviable." ”
"Hehe, there there, if you are willing to be a maid for me, Ben Shao promises to pack one for you every time!"
The maid glanced at Lin Xiaogou charmingly, and said angrily: "People don't have this kind of blessing, wait a minute, the dishes will come soon." ”
Lin Xiaogou hurriedly said: "Beauty and slow, check out first!"
The waitress was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "You Shao, the rule of our Hongyan Building is to eat first and pay later!"
"The rules are dead, people are alive, and it saves trouble at the same time, so as not to trouble you again, big brother, do you say?" Lin Xiaogou said with a grin.
Xue Zhu was secretly angry in his heart, but it was inconvenient to attack, who let this guy grasp the initiative as soon as he came in, completely disrupting his rhythm, so he had to smile and say, "You Shao is right." ”
The waitress smiled sweetly: "Okay, Chenghui Zhu Shao 3186 Venus Coins." ”
The fat on Xue Zhu's face trembled for a while, and he took out a star coin card and handed it to the waitress with blood dripping from his heart.
Star Coin is the currency issued by the Light Star Palace, which can be circulated in the entire Nebula World, and the Star Coin Card is designed for easy portability, which is a symbol of the rich, and ordinary people cannot afford it.
The waitress took the star coin card and went to pass the food, and by the way went to the main desk to deduct the fee.
Soon, the dishes were served like water, and the aroma was instantaneous, and Xue Zhu's four attendants swallowed their saliva when they saw it.
Although the Xue family is a big family in Falling Star City, Xue Zhu's monthly consumption is also limited, and he can't often eat such expensive dishes, so he can't help but swallow his saliva secretly, but as a wealthy son, he always has to take care of his image, so he smiled very gracefully: "You Shao, please!"
Lin Xiaogou rubbed his hands and said: "It's hard to be gracious, that book is not welcome, that ...... Beauty, please give a few bags to pack!"
In front of everyone's eyes, Lin Xiaogou picked up a plate of fried bamboo shoots with dragon finch tongue and poured it into the bag, and said with a smile: "Anyway, I can't eat so much, it's the same to pack it first, well, the girl who has not eaten the pearl Bao Qingqing, take it back and let her try it!"
In the blink of an eye, nearly half of the dishes went into Lin Xiaogou's bag, and the four attendants saw that their eyeballs were seriously distorted, and the snow pig gasped even more, grandma's, this guy is really shameless!
Lin Xiaogou stuffed a bottle of Frost Snow Fruit Wine into his waist again, and then waved his hand proudly: "Uncle, don't just look at it, eat!" After speaking, he waved his chopsticks and feasted on a large piece, without the image of the son of the family, and the maid frowned.
Xue Zhu was stunned, Lin Xiaogou had already eliminated the two pearl abalones, and the snow pig's heart was dripping blood, so he hurriedly stretched out his chopsticks and grabbed a dragon sparrow tongue, and before he could put it in his mouth, Lin Xiaogou had already picked up the rest of the plates and unceremoniously pulled them all into his bowl.
"Hehe, I'm sorry, I'm really hungry, see you and laugh...... Hello!" Lin Xiaogou sneezed, and instantly sprinkled a large number of rice grains all over the sky, and every dish was hit.
Everyone present was dumbfounded, and Xue Zhu almost stared out of his eyes.
Lin Xiaogou rubbed his nose and said embarrassedly: "I caught a little cold last night, uncle, you eat, don't worry about me!"
"It's still a fart!" Xue Zhu secretly scolded Lin Xiaogou for being shameless in his heart, but he had to say with a forced smile on his face: "You Shao, please poop, I just ate not long ago, and I'm not very hungry!"
Lin Xiaogou sighed, and ate to himself, seeing that the four attendants were almost drooling.
Xue Zhu really didn't dare to eat the dishes that had been contaminated by someone, and was about to drink a glass of wine, but who knew that one hand was faster than him, so he picked up the frost snow fruit wine with five hundred gold star coins first, and poured most of the bottle into his mouth, and then he burped heartily: "Good wine, it's so refreshing, big brother, you can taste it too!" said and generously handed over the wine bottle.
A flash of disgust flashed in Xue Zhu's eyes, and he said with a smile: "Brother has quit drinking recently!"
"Oh, that's a shame, beauty, two more bottles of Frost Snow Fruit Wine!"
Xue Zhu's eyelids jumped sharply, and he really wanted to cry without tears.
Less than half a stick of incense, all the dishes went into Lin Xiaogou's stomach, and the three bottles of Frost Snow Fruit Wine were also empty, including the maid who was dumbfounded, what kind of person is this, it can be eaten so much.
Lin Xiaogou himself was also shocked, he was able to eat so many things, and he didn't feel too full, wiped it, could it be that the amount of food increased greatly after the crossing?
Lin Xiaogou touched his stomach and gave a long burp, and said with a satisfied face: "I am full of wine and food, thank you for my eldest brother's hospitality, there is something at home today, I will go back first, and I will change the younger brother next time." After speaking, he picked up the bag and left.
"Young master, just let that kid go?"
"Yes, that bastard clearly treats you as a pig, young master...... That monkey trick!"
Xue Zhu stared at the slippery attendant with a gloomy face, the attendant suddenly knelt down in fright and slapped himself, and the other three attendants all watched gloatingly, knowing that the young master was the most taboo about others in front of the pig, you were caught in the head by a donkey's egg!
Xue Zhu ignored the guy who slapped himself in the mouth, and said coldly: "Lin Tianyou seems to be very different today, you give Ben Shao an eye on him, and report back immediately if there is anything abnormal." ”
"Yes!" the three attendants agreed.
"Young master, in fact, there is no need to bother so much, let his subordinates touch his house tonight, wouldn't it be easy to end it with a knife, and the marriage contract of the second young lady has also been resolved. ”
"Stupid, if Lin Tianyou is killed at home, how can Lin Xiaorou's tigress be willing to give up, maybe she will make trouble at the Star Temple Law Enforcement Station. Xue Zhu said.
The attendant said, "That...... Then find an excuse to lure him to the suburbs and do it again, anyway, no one cares about a fallen waste young master, and he deserves to die under the mouth of the star beast. ”
Xue Zhu nodded, and said in a stupid voice: "This bastard is really fateful, he didn't fall to death last time!"
Lin Xiaogou left Hongyan Tower, and found that the snow boar's brother-in-law did not chase him, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and walked home with a large bag of delicious dishes.
As soon as she pushed open the courtyard door, the little maid greeted her, glanced at the big bag of things that Lin Xiaogou was carrying in her hand strangely, and asked weakly, "Young master, what are you doing?"
Lin Xiaogou grinned and said, "I'm hungry, I brought you something delicious, lock the courtyard door tightly, and go in!" After speaking, he walked towards the inner room with figure-eight steps like a victorious general.
The little maid blinked inexplicably, turned and closed the courtyard door, and trotted into the back room.