【021】Secret Envoy Order of the Ghost Kingdom

Half an hour later, King Kong and the other four stood in a row in the courtyard, and the indignant Xiao Shizhu was full of anger, pacing back and forth in front of them, and scolded incessantly: "The ghost mother, this dead mother-in-law, is angry with Lao Tzu, she said that she would give me strength, but she gave me a bunch of crooked melons and cracked dates." ”。

As soon as his words fell, King Kong and the others said in unison, "One hundred and two times!"

Then, without waiting for Xiao Shizhu to speak again, King Kong pleaded with him: "My lord, you scold, can you not wander around?

"Shut up!" Xiao Shizhu stood still in front of him, pointed to his chest, and said word by word: "Remember, never interfere in the private affairs of your leader." ”。 With each mouth, he pointed his finger at Vajra's chest.

"Leader?" King Kong and the others asked in unison, obviously the underworld did not have this statement, so they didn't know what Xiao Shizhu was talking about.

"That's me. Xiao Shizhu gasped and clenched his fists hard.

"Okay, don't be angry, sir, if you don't like us, let's go. When King Kong saw that his face was already red and his ears were red, and the green tendons on his forehead burst out, he hurriedly said straightforwardly: "No matter how angry you are, you can't change the fact that we are sent by the ghost mother to assist you, and it is not cost-effective to be angry." ”。

"Aren't we used to seeing you?" Xiao Shizhu pointed in the direction of the inner courtyard and roared loudly: "I can't get used to the old woman who can't get married, and I'm angry with my ghost mother that she hid a knife in my jokes." is so scheming, she deserves to be married. ”。

"My lord, you can't say this so loudly. When King Kong heard this, he hurriedly covered his mouth and whispered, "Although you are telling the truth, it is over here." ”。

Xiao Shizhu pulled away the hand that was covering his mouth, and scolded: "Am I not right? Why do you have to stop here? The ones she sent me are all crooked melons and cracked dates, and Lao Tzu can't complain a few words?"

"I'm not happy if you say that, they're just crooked, but they're skilled. King Kong let go of him and said angrily: "My lord, you haven't seen their skills, please don't talk about it, okay?"

"What kind of ability? Do you have fart skills? You have real skills to tell me!" Xiao Shizhu glared at King Kong and said, "I can't say that I am ugly, I will go into the inner court to find the ghost mother now." ”。

"If you want to find it, go and go, I won't stop you. At this time, seeing that he didn't listen to persuasion, King Kong's stubborn temper also came up, so he no longer persuaded him, but put his hands around his chest, held his head high, and looked at Xiao Shizhu with a fearless face. That look had the meaning of saying to him: "You go, you have the ability to find the ghost mother!"

Xiao Shizhu was stunned when he saw this, looked at his square face and thought: "So calm, does he know that the ghost mother won't let me bargain, or is these people really capable?"

So he calmed down and said to King Kong, "Tell me what they are capable of?"

After glaring at him, King Kong walked up to the tall man and said in a slightly impatient tone: "His surname is Li, Muzi Li, his name is guessed, his eyes are very sharp, and he is a master of observation in the forbidden army." ”。

"Li Chai?" Xiao Shizhu was stunned for a moment, and scolded in his heart: "Who the hell did you choose the name of the mother?"

"He is also surnamed Li, his name is good, and he is Li Chai's brother. King Kong walked up to the dwarf man and said slowly, "Although the eyes have congenital cataracts, the nose is very sensitive, and the sense of smell is no less than that of a tengu. ”。

"Okay Li, hello?" Xiao Shizhu muttered and shook his head gently, while continuing to scold in his heart: "Damn!

"This person's surname is Yang, the Yang of the poplar tree, and the name is at its peak. Then, King Kong walked in front of the fat man and said to Xiao Shizhu: "My lord, don't look at him to be able to eat and sleep, but he is a well-known expert in intelligence gathering, and he knows everything in the palace. ”。

"Sheep crazy, am I still crazy?" Xiao Shizhu pouted at the fat man.

"The old man's surname is Wei, what is his fate. Without waiting for King Kong to speak, the old man standing at the end spoke first, and smiled at Xiao Shizhu: "Don't look at the old decay and decay, but the old decay has a good ear, and I can hear everything in a radius of five miles." ”。 After saying that, he opened his mouth and smiled, revealing his gums with only two front teeth left.

"Why? Someone else has this name? Can your name be normal!" Xiao Shizhu stretched out his hand to cover his chest and shouted in his heart.

"Tell your Excellency loudly, what is your nickname in the forbidden army?" After King Kong shouted triumphantly, Li Chai immediately shouted a "look", Li Hao continued: "Smell", and then Yang Fengfeng said the word "ask", and finally Wei He replied with the word "cut", and the four of them said in unison: "Hope and hear and ask the four masters of cutting!

Xiao Shizhu tried to keep his mouth shut so that he didn't vomit blood, and he was already a pig's liver-colored face, and after raising the eyebrows in his right eye, he laughed helplessly. Secretly continued to scold in his heart: "Are you funny?

Then, he bent his knees at several people, suddenly knelt on the ground, and bowed his hands: "Several heroes are so powerful, especially the slogan just now, which shouted earth-shattering ghosts and gods." Forgive me for not knowing Tarzan before, but please let it go. ”。

King Kong and a few others smiled and waved their hands at him, and said in unison with complacency: "That's nature, our ability is unique in ten thousand, and so is our character, how can we be as knowledgeable as adults?"

Xiao Shizhu, who was already powerless to complain, saw that they couldn't hear the good words, so he had to get up, patted the dust on his body, and dropped a sentence: "Then you are the masters of one in ten thousand, just take a good look at the tengu! This little thing should not be difficult for you." After that, he turned around and walked out of the courtyard.

Leaving King Kong and the others stunned in place, staring blankly at his fading back.

After a while, Li Chai said to Li Hao: "What do you say your lord is going to do?" Li Hao thought for a while and said, "Most of them went to investigate the case." ”。

"In the opinion of old decay. Wei He took over the words, stroked the white beard under his chin, and pretended to say in a deep voice: "My lord is going to be lazy and fishing." ”。

"So, we can be lazy too?" King Kong and Yang Fengfeng said in unison when they heard this, and they winked at the other three.

The others nodded their heads, and after a hum, they said, "It should be." ”。 Then the five of them laughed in unison......

Xiao Shizhu walked out of the palace gate slowly, planning to go to his bar to have a look, and take a break by the way.

After a while, like a little old man, he walked slowly with his hands behind his back to a small wooden building with the word "wine" hanging on the side of the mountain. This small building has two floors, there is an old locust tree on the left and right, and many murals and graffiti are painted on the wall, which is so conspicuous in this area. The plaque on the door reads: "Locust Tree Bar".

Xiao Shizhu stood in front of the door and knocked on the closed door. A deep and powerful voice came from inside the door, and shouted impatiently, "Who, come in the evening to buy wine?" ”。

"I'm your uncle, open the door and make a move. Xiao Shizhu also shouted angrily, raised his leg and kicked the door twice.

Then I heard a rush from the house, kicking over the sound of the altar and jar, and after a while, Ying Zhao opened the door from the house, and when he saw Xiao Shizhu, he laughed out loud and said, "Big brother, why are you here?"

"Definitely to see how you've been doing, and by the way, the bar business. Xiao Shizhu said, went straight to the house, and asked casually: "Is the wine easy to sell?" As soon as he finished speaking, he froze behind the door, his mouth wide open and speechless.

I saw that in front of the bar in the depths of the house, there was also a demon soul in the shape of a horseman, which was similar in appearance to Yingzhao, the only difference was that the other party had a fair woman's face.

At this time, the other party's clothes were slightly untidy, his hair was a little messy, and his face was red and tide-like; Xiao Shizhu knew what Yingzhao was doing just now!

"The wine business is good, everyone likes the sweet and sour taste, and few people drink beer, so it's not easy to do it for a while." Ying Zhao closed the door as he spoke, and when he turned his head, he saw Xiao Shizhu and the female horse man staring at each other, their eyes were full of consternation, and the look of embarrassment suddenly climbed onto Ying Zhao's face.

He hurriedly stepped forward and said with a smile: "Big brother, let me introduce you, her name is Ying'er; ”。

"Yes, you kid, I thought you were an extinct animal!But where did you find the same kind?" Xiao Shizhu turned his head and smiled at Ying Zhao, he was surprised and happy for Ying Zhao from the bottom of his heart, the other party can find a kind of his own, and it is not a good thing to give birth to a bunch of Xiao Ying Zhao in the future to live a life under the east fence of picking chrysanthemums.

"I went to harvest grapes the other day and saw that she was working the docks to make money, so I brought her to work in a bar. Ying Zhao said, and after quickly bringing a chair to Xiao Shizhu, he said to Ying'er: "Call big brother quickly." ”。

"Big brother. Shadow lowered her head and shouted timidly.

"It seems that this meeting gift is indispensable, although there is not much heart, but you take it brother and sister. Xiao Shizhu's previous depression in his heart was gone at this time, he hurriedly took out five taels of silver, walked to Ying'er and stuffed the silver into the other party's hand, and said, "Buy whatever you want to eat." ”。

The shadow was about to shirk, so Xiao Shizhu said: "If you want to take it, you will take it, and treat my brother well." Wait for the eldest brother to make money, and help you have a good wedding. ”。 Although Xiao Shizhu is arrogant and despicable, he also knows how to repay his kindness. If it weren't for Ying's rescue at the calf pass, he would have hung up, and he has always kept this kindness in mind.

"What about Lu Wu, what about them?" he asked, looking around.

"They live in the brewery, and I live in the shop and watch the shop. Ying Zhao gestured to Ying'er as he spoke, motioning for her to make tea for Xiao Shizhu.

Shadow said, "You talk." After that, he lowered his head and headed to the second floor.

"Yes, Yingzhao. As soon as the shadow left, Xiao Shizhu patted Yingzhao's back and said with a cheap smile: "I went out to buy a grape and came back with a daughter-in-law." ”。

"How can I compare with my eldest brother, is your relationship with the ghost mother closer recently?" Ying Zhao bent his feet and knelt down in front of Xiao Shizhu.

"Don't mention it. Xiao Shizhu's smile suddenly disappeared after hearing this, and after a sigh, he told Ying Zhao in detail what had happened recently.

"In that case, now you are also a minister, eldest brother. Ying Zhao applauded him and said, "Actually, after you secretly told us a few days ago that you planned to change your plan to chase the ghost mother instead of just approaching her, we thought you were crazy?"

"But then we thought, who are you, big brother? Son of God! What is not worthy of the ghost mother, she is not worthy of the eldest brother, you are not the same. Ying Zhao got up as he spoke, went to the bar and brought a jar of wine, poured a bowl for Xiao Shizhu, and said, "You taste it, is it the taste of your world?"

"That's right, so now I'm going to get this done, and then make her look at me, and I've got my brothers to help me. Xiao Shizhu took the wine bowl, took a sip of wine, and said with a smile in his heart: "My identity as the son of God lied to you, I didn't expect you to take it seriously now." ”。

"The slight sweetness in the sourness is this taste. Xiao Shizhu said and put down the wine bowl, then took out the secret envoy token from his arms, handed it to Ying Zhao, and said, "By the way, you can show me which country the totem on this brand belongs tom." ”。

"Big brother, your business is our business, and you must go to the soup. Ying Zhao took the sign, just glanced at it and said in an affirmative tone: "Demon Bell, from the Ghost Kingdom!"