Chapter 269: Once the Demon Emperor cut people's galls, Xiao Xiang is not a human at this moment!
"Ah!!!!!h
Lei Dong let go of his hands in pain and let out a terrible wail towards the sky. ... The top novel, originally thought that Qingluan Xiaoxiang's action of quenching a small bite of her head was already the limit of a man's heartache, but at this moment, compared with the terrifying violence of her hands twisting her buttocks and flesh, that quenching mouth can only be regarded as a small thing.
Woman, you really can't mess with it!
After realizing that Qingluan Xiaoxiang was the kind of woman who couldn't be messed with, Lei Dong subconsciously leaned back, he would rather die on the ground with his head than dare to touch Qingluan Xiaoxiang's body again.
But when he fell backwards, the sleeve that had already lassoed the four feet of him and Qingluan Xiaoxiang jumped out of a thick rope, and the thick rope coiled up, from his ankles, around Qingluan Xiaoxiang's knees, then around his waist, then around Qingluan Xiaoxiang's chest, then around his shoulders, and then around Qingluan Xiaoxiang's neck, all the way up, and tied him and Qingluan Xiaoxiang firmly together.
"You, live, yet, dare, touch, I !!."
Qingluan Xiaoxiang screamed, every screaming word revealed her incomparable anger, Lei Dong could sense that at this moment, above Qingluan Xiaoxiang's head, there was an invisible volcano opening its huge mouth, and countless tyrannical magma was spewing out of that giant mouth and shooting straight into the sky!
"I'm wronged, Xiaoxiang, don't blame me, it's all the fault of this rope, he has to tie me up with you, my heart is actually pure, please don't screw me!"
Lei Dong begged for mercy, Qingluan Xiaoxiang's two cold jade hands moved back again, staying on his thighs, and he knew what Qingluan Xiaoxiang was going to do next.
Lei Dong struggled, his front was close to Qingluan Xiaoxiang's back, and the struggle, the man's rough bones, touching the woman's delicate body, gave birth to a strange touch.
"Ahh
Qingluan Xiaoxiang has another seizure, in her position, there is no wronged at all, the facts are the facts, wronged...... Go to his grandmother's wrongs, as long as he vents the anger in his heart!
So poor Lei Dong was once again devastated by inhumanity, it was really the Demon Emperor who cut human eggs, and Xiaoxiang is not a human at this moment!
"Boom-"
In the entanglement of twisting and being twisted, screaming and screaming, the two smashed into a wasteland.
Because Lei Dong subconsciously leaned back, he was at the bottom at the moment, his muscles were tense, and as soon as his buttocks landed, the middle couldn't stop abruptly.
And Qingluan Xiaoxiang, who used him as a cushion, first slammed the back of her head on his nose, and then felt her back tilt against a ball of meat.
Seeing that this guy scolded and scolded, and screwed and screwed, he actually let himself encounter such an indecent thing, Qingluan Xiaoxiang didn't hit one place, and howled towards the wilderness: "Livestock!!!!"
Lei Dong's nose was just smashed by Qingluan Xiaoxiang on the back of the head with a nosebleed, he hadn't been wronged, but he was scolded as an animal by the abuser, and he was also anxious, and said gloomily: "Shut up, believe it or not, I will twist your back twice, and return the insult to you?"
This sentence is really quite lethal, Qingluan Xiaoxiang no longer scolded Lei Dong, but shouted again towards the wilderness: "Mother, you have caught it, hurry up and loosen the tie for me, I don't want to be tied up with a stinky man, eldest sister and second sister, help!"
It turned out that the one who caught the two of Lei Dong was Qingluan Fangcao, the lord of the Earth Immortal Mansion, no wonder when the rope was caught, the Xuanyin Immortal Sword would automatically cooperate.
Since he was caught by his future mother-in-law, the vigilance in Lei Dong's heart naturally disappeared and disappeared into invisibility, in fact, from the zenith to the ground, he was so shocked and suppressed by Qingluan Xiaoxiang, and Lei Dong's nervousness was already gone.
As soon as his mood relaxed, Lei Dong noticed Qingluan Xiaoxiang's neck, looking at the snow-white neck, Lei Dong couldn't help but close his eyes and inhale gently.
Before the elegance was finished, a burst of aroma came back to the nose.
With the aroma, there are five beautiful girls, who are the five of them that Lei Dong once saw on Longyang Peak, wearing red fairy clothes, orange fairy clothes, yellow fairy clothes, blue fairy clothes, and purple fairy clothes, but they are not seen wearing beautiful fairy clothes, they are combined with Qingluan Xiaoxiang of green fairy clothes, and they can be combined into the colors of the seven-color rainbow, these are the true disciples of the contemporary Earth Immortal Mansion.
"Ahh
Seeing that there was not one, but two caught in the rope sleeve, the five fairies who flew over vied with each other to speak.
"Moreover, it's still a man, my God, Xiaoxiang, you're going to die, you're actually with a man!" the red-clothed fairy in a red fairy dress glanced at Qingluan Xiaoxiang.
"Together, together, together!together!" The most naughty fairy in purple clothes was patting each other with her hands on the side, beating the beat, and after calling together for a while, she suddenly committed herself and pretended to be mysterious in Qingluan Xiaoxiang's ear, "Fourth sister, that, I saw it just now, he is smelling your neck~Zi~, hehehe...... Together, together, together!"
The fairy in the purple fairy dress said the word [neck] heavily and long, which was originally whispered, but when it came, it was heard by everyone, so the twelve eyes looked at Lei Dong in unison, and the contempt was beyond words.
It's so embarrassing to be stared at by so many fairies, and her thunderous face is like being pulled out of her ear!
"Sister Hong, help me untie the rope, please, if my mother sees me tied up with a man, she will kill me!" Qingluan Xiaoxiang rolled her eyes upward, and looked pitifully at the fairy in red clothes, it seems that this fairy in red clothes is the leading fairy of this generation of earth immortal mansions.
The red-clothed fairy looked at the poor Qingluan Xiaoxiang, as if she couldn't bear to turn around, and asked the rest of the sisters: "Sisters, you see that Xiaoxiangxiang is so pitiful, do you want to help her?"
As soon as the red-clothed fairy said this, it immediately aroused unanimous opposition, and the first to export was the orange-clothed fairy: "Eldest sister, you can't let it go, the master has made it clear that after catching her in this line, we can't let her go, if she is cunning again, then we will accompany her to be punished!"
The fairy in yellow clothes also shook her head decisively: "Then, we Mingren don't say dark words, this little fox, if she takes off the rope sleeve, who can control her, she can't let go, she can't let go!"
The purple-clothed fairy also stated her position in a timely manner: "The fourth sister is a troublemaker, not to mention that she is still with a man at this time, and she should be tied up in front of the master to be punished, I said eldest sister, why do you ask this and that, you are too merciful!"
Seeing that the sisters refused to help her, Qingluan Xiaoxiang's eyes were purring, and she threw her eyes at the red-clothed fairy.
The red-robed fairy leaned down, as if she was extremely unbearable, pinched Qingluan Xiaoxiang's little face, and when Qingluan Xiaoxiang thought that the kind red-clothed fairy would rescue her, the red-clothed fairy was faceless, turned her head and shouted into the sky: "Fifth sister, why don't you bring the thorn and the big stick?"
[Thorn] and [Stick]!!
It turns out that this seems to be the most benevolent fairy in red clothes, but in fact it is the most ferocious eldest sister, with a thorn and a stick, what is this for?
"It's coming, it's coming!"
A light breeze blew, and the five fairies wearing indigo fairy clothes finally flew over from afar, holding a bundle of big wooden sticks in one hand and a big thorn basket in the other, no wonder she didn't show up for a long time, it turned out that she was sent out by the fairy in red clothes to cut down wooden sticks and thorns!
Seeing this beautiful fairy who is more fierce than the other, Lei Dong is so frightened that he doesn't dare to come out, the stinger and the big stick, if a careless leak of his mouth and provoke a fairy to be unhappy, the big stick will not smash it hard at the buttocks!
It's a pity that people don't cause trouble, but trouble is more likely to cause trouble, the purple-clothed fairy's dripping eyes suddenly aimed at Lei Dong's body, she murmured: "Sisters, pay attention to this man, he looks like a human, he is actually a dumb man who can't speak, it doesn't please look at it, let's give him a stick first, and then send him to the master to be punished!"
As soon as the purple-clothed fairy said this, the blue-clothed fairy immediately snatched a wooden stick from the indigo fairy's hand and said, "I'll come first!"
After that, she kicked Lei Dong and Qingluan Xiaoxiang and flipped over, and the big stick with a thick bowl mouth in her hand was aimed at Lei Dong is a ruthless split.
"Smack!"
Lei moved the injustice, and hurriedly proved it out loud: "Sisters, spare your life, I'm not dumb, I'm not dumb!"
Before he finished speaking, another stick smashed on his buttocks: "Hey, if you can talk, then you should be beaten, obviously not dumb, but pretending to be dumb, you should be beaten!"
"Smack!"
Lei Dong hurriedly pleaded: "Sisters, I didn't pretend, I was afraid that you would beat me, so I didn't dare to speak!"
"I also said that I didn't pretend, so I told you to quibble, and I called you quibble!" replaced the murderous cry of a fairy.
"Smack!"
Lei Dongxue was obedient, and hurriedly shouted according to the meaning of the fairies: "Sisters, I don't quibble, I don't quibble, I just beg my sisters to stop fighting......"
"Now admit it, it turns out that it's really pretending, hateful!"
"Smack!"
Lei Dong was beaten stupid, it seems that everything he said is wrong, so he didn't speak, Lei Dong endured it and stopped talking.
"It's already very wrong to pretend to be dumb just now, and at this moment, you are still pretending to be dumb, and you have to be punished twice!"
"Smack!" "Smack!"
Lei Dong was wronged, he didn't know what to say, so he could only scream out "wow".
"The screaming sound is too ugly, it should be hit!"
"Smack!"
......
Poor Lei Dong, no matter what he does, he has a reason to be beaten anyway, after a burst of wild banging, Lei Dong's buttocks were opened, he closed his eyes and prayed to the sky: "My future mother-in-law, you hurry up and show up to rescue your golden beetle son-in-law, you don't know, your disciples are abusing lynching your golden beetle son-in-law, if you don't stop it, your golden beetle son-in-law will be disabled!"