Chapter 25: The Lady in the Car
"In fact, in ancient Chinese, mother-in-law and mother mean the same thing, and when I call you wife, it is equivalent to calling you mother. Li Yi said with a smile.
"That's a good thing, when you go home in the future, call your mother your wife, you see how she screws you!" Lin Ruxue glanced at Li Yi angrily, and then looked at her watch. Noon was approaching, and she had to make up in front of the mirror.
"Oops, the crow's feet are coming out in the corners of my eyes. Looking at her youthful face, Lin Ruxue sighed.
Once upon a time, she was also a beautiful woman who was fascinated by thousands of men, and when she went to school, handsome guys would send her flowers every day, but none of her could see it. But in a blink of an eye, everything has changed, she has become a super-old leftover girl, no longer excellent, no longer beautiful, only criticism and white eyes around her, which makes her extremely helpless.
"Auntie, don't sigh, your crow's feet are not only there today, it's been several years......"
"Can you die if you don't speak?" Lin Ruxue roared.
"Don't stare, don't stare, from now on, I'll pretend to be your husband, you can't play the elder temper on me anymore, you have to be a little bit more obedient, otherwise people will think I'm afraid of guilt!" Li Yi comforted Lin Ruxue softly.
Lin Ruxue pursed her lips, took out a hundred yuan from the drawer and handed it to Li Yi: "Take the pocket flowers, don't mess up!"
Since she was a child, Lin Ruxue has liked to give Li Yi pocket money, in fact, her salary is never much, but she is never stingy with giving Li Yi pocket money.
Li Yi was willing to accept Lin Ruxue's money again, and gently pushed back a hundred yuan and said, "You are all my wife, I should give you money." ”
Then he also followed Lin Ruxue's example, took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and said, "Here, take the spare flowers!"
"Poof!" Lin Ruxue couldn't help laughing, "Just give your wife a hundred yuan of pocket flowers?"
"Okay, you name it, I'll write you a check!" Li Yi pretended to be authentic.
"Virtue!" Lin Ruxue flicked a blow in Li Yi's head, and then chuckled: "Don't say it, just like the two of us, there are really people who believe it!"
"You know your husband is good to you, right?" Li Yi approached Lin Ruxue.
"You're still kicking your nose in the face!" Lin Ruxue glanced at Li Yi.
After painting her own makeup, Lin Ruxue helped Li Yi comb her hair, and the two of them went downstairs together to participate in the class reunion.
Lin Ruxue Over the years, Wang Xiaoer's New Year, year after year, of course there is no car, just about to take his nephew to take the bus, but he heard Li Yi say: "Wife, take my car?"
"Do you have a car?" asked Lin Ruxue in surprise.
"Look at what you said, can your husband and me, a successful person in society, ride a bicycle? That's my car over there!" Li Yi pointed to his BMW from afar.
Lin Ruxue couldn't help frowning slightly: "I'll tell you, I met my classmates in a while, don't brag like this, shame!"
"Why am I bragging!" Li Yi sighed, then took out the car key and pressed it, the car in the distance rang, and the car door opened automatically.
"Eh, eh?" Lin Ruxue screamed in surprise.
"Wife, please get in the car!" Li Yi made a gentleman's courtesy.
Lin Ruxue sat in the BMW car and felt like she was in a dream. How could this little imp have a car, it's so weird!
"This car is so beautiful, how did you get it?"
"What is this garbage truck, I'll buy a Rolls-Royce and give it to you in two months!" Li Yi said indifferently.
"Yo yo yo, I'm angry again!" Lin Ruxue looked at her nephew a little helplessly.
There are not many people in the world who dare to say that BMW cars are garbage trucks!
She didn't know that in Li Yi's eyes, the BMW of Du Leren was not just garbage, it was not even as good as garbage. In fact, there is no suitable car for Li Yi on the whole earth, even a Rolls-Royce is garbage in his eyes.
"Auntie, why don't you follow me?" Li Yi picked up Lin Ruxue's idea again.
"What are you doing, skipping class, fighting, or not doing your homework?" asked Lin Ruxue curiously.
"Oh, auntie, that's all about Chen Sesame and rotten grain, don't mention it. Now my mother and I are going to open a company, I will be the chairman, my mother will be the president, you are coming, you will be a general manager first, anyway, my mother is worried about her title, and she is unwilling to resign from the hospital!"
"Giggles, general manager, are you really good, do you have a salary?" Lin Ruxue asked with a smile.
She didn't believe that this nephew, who was still in school, could tinker with the company, and as for the company that could make money, it was even more impossible.
Li Yi smiled: "We are both a family, and you still talk to me about salary, which is vulgar?"
Lin Ruxue raised her eyebrows and said loudly: "Your aunt really recognizes money now, and wants to poach me, if you don't have a monthly salary of 3,000, you don't have to talk about it!"
"Okay, then I'll give you 180,000 a month, do you think it's okay?" Li Yi smiled.
"100,000?" Lin Ruxue smiled, and then said: "Of course you can, if you can be so proactive, give your aunt 100,000 yuan a month, and your aunt will let you take care of it!"
"Ah, auntie, are you at this price now? I remember that the boss of XX Company asked for this price package to support you, but you refused to come!" Li Yi said jokingly.
"Haha, others naturally can't, but you're my husband!" Lin Ruxue smiled like a silver bell.
"Then let's talk about it, 100,000 a month, no regrets!"
"Okay, don't regret it, you give the money first...... Hey, wait, do you have a driver's license?"
Seeing that Li Yi really set the car on fire, Lin Ruxue was a little panicked, this driving is not a joke, can Li Yi be so young?
"My driver's license is here!" Li Yi pointed to the front of the car.
Lin Ruxue immediately picked up her driver's license and found that the driver's photo was Li Yi's, but the name was not Li Yi, and the words "Du Leren" were written......
"Is this your driver's license?"
"The photo is right!" Li Yi smiled.
He only came back yesterday, and of course he didn't have time to get his driver's license, so he just modified Dule's driver's license to show his profile picture. Anyway, when the police checked his driver's license, they didn't know his name.
Lin Ruxue was a little speechless, but saw Mi Ke suddenly jump on the steering wheel, pointing at the seat belt and meowing.
"Okay, okay, I'll wear a seat belt!" Li Yi nodded and put the seat belt on himself. Then Mi Ke immediately got into Li Yi's arms, and his little head drilled through the seat belt, tying himself firmly.
When he first sat in Li Yi's car, Mi Ke didn't think about safety, and then found that the car was not at a human level. He walked together at the top of the road, braking sharply when he wanted to brake, and drove the car like a roller coaster. Michael hit the window several times before he realized the importance of seat belts.
"Hey, this cat still knows how to wear a seat belt?" Lin Ruxue couldn't help but be surprised when she saw Mi Ke's actions.
"Meow!" Miko smirked twice.
Sister is much more powerful than you think, wearing a seat belt is a bird thing?
"It's so cute, I must bring the Persian cat next door to breed it!" Lin Ruxue said excitedly.
"Meow!" Michael fell from heaven to hell and had to cover his face with his claws.
Why are all of this bastard's relatives sick in their heads? There is a soup maniac at home, and there is another breeding maniac here, and he still doesn't let people live?
However, she didn't dare to escape, the last time she was besieged by many male cats, she left a serious psychological shadow, and only by Li Yi's side would she feel a little safer.
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