Chapter 455: Old Immortality

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The moment the firecrackers sounded, Wu Gaoming and Xie Nancheng's faces turned green, and they glared at Huang Zheng viciously. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I don't know if Elder Fang needs to be quiet when he is old? Won't you let you drive Lei Dong out of the Gaoyang Hotel? I can't even do this thing, I'll see how I clean you up when I go back!

Huang Zheng was silent, but he was hard to argue.

After seeing the leader outside the hotel, the leader kept talking with Fang Lao, even when he entered the guest room, Fang Lao went to the inner bedroom to take a nap, and there were many Fang Lao's entourage in the living room, Huang Zheng didn't have time to explain at all.

"What a lot of firecrackers!" The bedroom door opened, and Old Fang, who had just been in for less than ten minutes, actually walked out.

Wu Gaoming was suddenly nervous, and hurriedly said, "Disturbing Elder Fang's rest is because we didn't think it through. Let's arrange for people to stop setting off firecrackers below. ”

Xie Nancheng glared at Huang Zheng and shouted, "Don't go quickly, Elder Fang can't sleep!"

"When people get married, won't it be a ruin if you don't let firecrackers be set off?" Unexpectedly, Fang Lao waved his hand generously, walked quickly to the balcony, opened the curtains and looked out with interest: "What is it to put some firecrackers, this is far worse than the rain of bullets back then, I am not old enough to get high blood pressure when I hear the sound of firecrackers." ”

"Fang is always an old Red Army, he has fought a war, how can he care about this sound!"

"That's it, back then, a shell exploded + exploded next to Fang Lao, and Fang Lao didn't even raise his head and continued to sleep. ”

"Mount Tai collapsed in front and did not change color, Fang Lao is really a model for my generation!" Wu Gaoming and the others immediately became sycophants.

"Who said that I continued to sleep, I was stunned by the shell, and it took me more than three hours to wake up. Old Fang laughed, turned around and came to the living room, sat on the sofa and said, "With false rumors, you regard our Xiandu as a god." ”

Xie Nancheng said with a smile: "Elder Fang is in our minds, that is the immortal!"

Elder Fang shook his head, sighed and said, "Hey, why is it so difficult to hear the truth now, there is flattery everywhere. It's still the old brothers back then, what kind of virtue am I, they will never change their words for the rest of their lives. ”

At the mention of the old brother, Wu Gaoming was stunned in his heart, and secretly glanced at Xie Nancheng.

Xie Nancheng also knew what Wu Gaoming was thinking, and secretly shook his head.

More is better than less, I don't know what the relationship between Elder Fang and the ancestor of the Niu family is, so don't send the bomb over.

However, they didn't dare to say anything, but Zhao Gang said: "Elder Fang, since you miss those old brothers, why don't you call them over for a gathering? As far as I know, there is still one of the old Eighth Roads of the Qinglong Detachment who is still alive. ”

Wu Gaoming and Xie Nancheng suddenly became nervous, and they couldn't take their eyes off Fang Lao's expression.

Sure enough, Fang Lao's face showed a trace of anger, and he slapped his right hand the back of the sofa and said, "You're talking about Niu Facai's old immortality, right? Hmph, Lao Tzu knows that he is still alive, it's too much, this guy is three years older than me, why isn't he dead?"

Wu Gaoming and Xie Nancheng felt a pang in their hearts, thinking that they had touched Fang Lao's old scars, and their foreheads suddenly sweated.

However, Zhao Gang was not nervous at all, and continued to smile and said: "Elder Fang, it is a good thing to have a long life, how can you see that you are not very happy?"

"It's good to live longer, of course, but it's not good to live longer than me. Elder Fang stood up suddenly, waving his right hand vigorously: "More than thirty years ago, we met, I was the head of the military region, I ate well and dressed well, had regular physical examinations with special doctors, took imported medicines, and lived in a sanatorium. ”

Fang Lao had already entered a state of anger and began to pace back and forth in the room, saying, "He actually laughed at me, saying that I ate all the big fish and meat in the dog's stomach. He also said that from his point of view, I will live for another ten or eight years at most, and he can live for another twenty years, which really me off!"

Everyone looked at each other, and the grievances between Fang Lao and Niu Facai came from this, not because Niu Facai robbed Fang Lao's aunt.

As he spoke, Elder Fang suddenly sighed, lay down on the sofa helplessly, and said: "Now that thirty years have passed, I am over ninety years old, and when I came back this time, I planned to burn incense for that bastard who was Niu Facai, but I didn't expect the people below to say that he was still alive." Not only is he alive, but he can also eat two large bowls in one meal, which is too much!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, the ancestor of the Niu family was angry with Fang Lao like this when he lived a long life, isn't this an old child?

"Bang bang bang!" Just when everyone didn't know how to comfort Fang Lao, there was a knock on the door.

Elder Fang's entourage replied casually, and walked towards the door in both directions.

The door opened, and there were two young and beautiful beauties outside, Lei Xiqian with a smile and Jiang Ling with a nervous expression.

"What are you doing here?" Wu Gaoming suddenly became angry and glared at the two of them viciously.

"Why are you murdering me, I'm not here to find you?" Lei Xiqian didn't buy it, her head poked in and shook, her eyes locked on Fang Lao and asked, "Are you surnamed Fang, did you come from the provincial capital to attend the wedding of my brother and my sister-in-law?"

"Nonsense!" Xie Nancheng was furious, and waved his hand to let Huang Zheng and the others quickly blast Lei Xiqian out.

"Is today your brother's wedding day?" Fang Lao suddenly spoke, and said with a smile: "There are so many luxury cars, and tons of firecrackers, so lively?"

When Elder Fang spoke, no one dared to take Lei Xiqian away.

Lei Xiqian took the opportunity to take two more steps forward and said, "It's not that my brother wants to fire so many cannons, I arranged it on purpose. ”

"Oh, why is it so wasteful?" Elder Fang seemed to be very interested in Lei Xiqian, beckoned Lei Xiqian to come to his side, and asked kindly: "Spend money to buy so many firecrackers and hire so many cars, just to have a lively time?" If this money is used to buy rice and oil, how many people will have to eat for a lifetime?"

Lei Xiqian spread her hands: "We can't help it." ”

Elder Fang became more interested and asked, "Why, is there anyone still forcing you to set off firecrackers?"

"Someone forced us to let it go. Lei Xiqian said angrily: "My brother made some money some time ago, but he was targeted by the leaders of the county, and he tried every means to grab it. I just want to scare and scare those county leaders, and I want to rob my brother of money, they have to weigh whether they have the ability to do so!"

"Hahaha!" Elder Fang suddenly laughed, leaning forward and closing back.

Wu Gaoming, Xie Nancheng and the others had green faces, which was no different from naming them and saying that they were robbers.

Several people are like a man, wanting to refute and explain, but they don't know where to start.

Lei Xiqian tilted her head, looked at Fang Lao left and right, and suddenly asked, "You are at least seventy years old, right?" Don't laugh like that, it's easy to get angry, if you faint with a smile, you have to be sent to the hospital, how troublesome is it?"

"You...... Pay attention to what you say!" Wu Gaoming couldn't bear it anymore.

However, Fang Lao laughed even more, and waved his hand at Wu Gaoming, asking him not to interject.

After more than ten seconds, Fang Lao laughed enough, and said: "Thank you for your auspicious words, I don't have seventy in my life, I am ninety-three years old this year, one year old!"

"Ah, so old, aren't you not a sperm?" Rescy stuck out her tongue.

Fang Lao smiled: "It's not a fine, it's a thief." The so-called old and not dying is a thief, and some of my old brothers call me an old thief. ”

"Old thief, how ugly is it?" Recysian stuck out her tongue again and said, "Old ...... Old thief, do you want to go to my brother's wedding, the procedure has already begun. If you go, I'll arrange for you to be at the same table as another thief. ”

Elder Fang was surprised and asked, "Why is there an old thief?"

Lei Xiqian said: "I also only knew, they are all ninety-six years old, and they are also one year old, and they are older thieves than you." ”

"Ninety-six-year-old thief, is it called Niu Fa Cai?" Old Fang suddenly jumped up, staring at Lei Xiqian with angry eyes.

Lei Xiqian was inexplicable and glanced back at Jiang Ling.

Jiang Ling had long been stunned by Lei Xiqian's unscrupulousness, and at this moment she could only nod her head and say, "Yes, if you call it, you will get rich." Square...... Elder Fang, do you know him?"

"It's not just that I know, I know him even if he turns to ashes!" Fang Lao slapped his palm on the back of the sofa and shouted: "I participated in this wedding, and I will go down in ten minutes!"

"Alright, I'll arrange a place for you. In fact, Lei Xiqian didn't like the atmosphere here, there were old men all around, which made her feel like a vicissitudes of life, so she immediately walked to the door, and said before going out: "That...... Old thief, everyone who came with you should also go down, there are many people, festive, and it can deter the bastards in the county who want to rob my brother's money!"

Jiang Ling and Lei Xiqian left, and the room fell silent for a while.

Especially the leaders of Gaoyang County, they have long been scorched by Lei Xilei, and they even lack a sense of direction.

In the end, Wu Gaoming stubbornly said: "Elder Fang, the following is the marriage of the township chief of Qinglong Township, there are many people, too messy, too extravagant and wasteful, violating the relevant regulations, we will deal with it seriously." ”

Fang Lao said solemnly: "What to deal with, people spend their own money, and it's not public money consumption, what's in the way of you?"

Xie Nancheng said with a sweat on his head: "Elder Fang, you see it's almost noon, and the county guest house has already prepared lunch, or ......."

"If you don't go, don't go, don't drink the wedding wine, how interesting is it to go to the guest house?" Fang Lao waved his hand again and again, and said: "Second brother, take out my clothes, get ready, let's go down and drink the wedding wine!"

"Yes!" a man in his fifties agreed, carrying a suitcase into the bedroom.

"Wait a minute, I'll come out!" Fang Lao nodded and followed into the bedroom.

Everyone looked at each other, all at a loss for what was happening.

If Elder Fang participates in Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao's wedding, he must also participate, which is equivalent to endorsing Lei Dong's big business, and they can no longer use this matter to deal with Lei Dong and Su Xiaoxiao.

However, Elder Fang had already made a decision, who would dare to object?

Six or seven minutes later, a dull cough sounded from the direction of the bedroom, and the rejuvenated Fang Lao appeared in front of everyone.

A long shirt with white edges on a gray background, a handmade cyan hat, a pair of blue shoes with mille-feuille soles, and a cane of sour jujube wood in his hand, just like a teacher in the past.

When Fang Lao was back, he was not a private school gentleman!

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