Chapter Seventy-Four: Three Invitations to Jiang Xiaoyu
The world fell into darkness, and Ling Xiao had a very strange dream, in which he came to a strange space full of black rocks, and was thinking about exploring the world, but he didn't know why, and he knocked his head on the black rocks uncontrollably.
'Bang Bang Bang'
One after another, he woke up after knocking, which made Ling Xiao a little inexplicable, secretly sighing that he was nervous, and listened attentively, and after a long time, it turned out that someone was knocking on the door, and the 'flight eats and the flight eat' is endless, light and heavy, and I don't know whether to pat it with my hands or kick it.
"It's only nine o'clock, who hates me so much?"
Ling Xiao was awakened, looked at the clock in the bedroom, and found that it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, and when he came back, it was about five o'clock, that is to say, he had only slept for four hours, Ling Xiao muttered, with murderous aura in his tone.
"Ling Xiao, you big villain, stinky hooligan, chaotic and ungrateful, I know you are at home, I heard the phone ringing, if you don't open the door again, I will, I will not finish with you. ”
In a daze, Ling Xiao groped his way to the living room with the sound of knocking on the door, but as soon as he arrived in the living room, he heard a nice female voice shouting outside the door.
The voice is soft and weak, if you don't count the content of the speech, it sounds very glutinous and beautiful, but in connection with what she said, an evil picture of a lewd man abandoning the innocent little Lori immediately appeared in his mind, which made Ling Xiao almost laugh angrily, could it be that the eldest sister deliberately corrected herself?
But no, this voice seems to have been heard somewhere, Ling Xiao muttered suspiciously, but who is it? Sounds so familiar?
"Oh no, no, no, how did I forget this stubble, I said okay, I'll invite her to dinner tonight, it's more than nine o'clock in the blink of an eye, and the little girl has come to the door. ”
Soon, Ling Xiao's face changed, no wonder the voice was so familiar, who else could there be if it wasn't Jiang Xiaoyu, when the two of them left together in the morning, this little girl gave a death order to invite him to dinner, but after a busy day today, Ling Xiao completely put this matter behind her, and now she remembered that it was obviously too late, this little aunt and grandmother had a problem with her brain, and she could bear to offend her.
"There is a murderous aura!" Ling Xiao hesitated a little, and the hand that wanted to open the door was also retracted, he felt the girl outside the door with deep resentment, and he was a little creepy to think about it.
"It's a blessing or a curse, it's a curse, I can't avoid it, my old man has no reason to be afraid of you little girl!
Ling Xiao scratched his chicken-nest-like hairstyle, his tone was obviously lacking in confidence, he simply closed his eyes, and opened the door in an instant with a 'bang'.
The door opened too suddenly, Jiang Xiaoyu was stunned the moment he saw Ling Xiao, and the moment Ling Xiao opened his eyes and looked at Jiang Xiaoyu, he was also stunned for a while, but the two of them stared at each other for a long time.
Jiang Xiaoyu knocked on the door for a long time, but no one answered, originally thinking of kicking two more times to try to kick their door and leave, but the door suddenly opened from the inside, startling her, so she was a little overwhelmed.
But Ling Xiao was amazed by Jiang Xiaoyu's dress, the upper body was a small burgundy T-shirt, carrying a small leather bag, and the lower body was a short blue skirt that was loose to the knees, with a little powder, and her hair was pulled to the side, looking young and beautiful, which made people shine, but at the moment she was puffing out her cheeks, pouting her small mouth, and looking angry.
"Wow~"
It was too sudden, and Jiang Xiaoyu, who was nervous, seemed to have finally come back to his senses, and opened his big mouth and cried, startling Ling Xiao.
"Ling Xiao, you big villain, you don't know whether you are alive or dead, you don't open the door when you are at home, the feet of the people who knock on the door are swollen, you bully people!" Jiang Xiaoyu scolded while crying and pointing at Ling Xiao's nose.
Yes, yes, I don't know whether to live or die, but what's the problem with the pain in my feet when I knock on the door?
Life is like a play, it all depends on her acting skills, looking at the pitiful appearance of the little girl who is thundering and not raining, the corners of Ling Xiao's mouth twitched, and she looked around, fortunately there was no one, otherwise I don't know what others think of him!
"Let's talk about it first, you listen to me. Ling Xiao helplessly grabbed the messy hair on the top of her head, and then pulled Xiaoyu into the room, otherwise maybe this girl could say something bastard.
"Woo...... Explanation is to cover up and cover up is to make up a story, do you want to make up a story to me? Bad guy!" Jiang Xiaoyu grinned, looked at Ling Xiao seriously and asked, that innocent little look was really a little uncontrollable.
“...... Actually, I don't want to, it's all too busy today, so busy that I forgot everything, and said that I would invite you to dinner, but I was completely impressed, sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry. ”
Ling Xiao had no choice but to take the initiative to admit his mistakes, as the so-called confession was stricter and more strict, Ling Xiao felt that admitting mistakes at this time would show that he was responsible, of course, this was also forced by the situation, but he had to follow.
I am pure and good, so why force me to become a prostitute!
"Hmph, liar, I think you did it on purpose, the big bad guy stinky winter melon, and said that he wasn't making up a story, Aunt Ben never fought an uncertain battle, I had already inquired, you had already gone home at five o'clock in the afternoon, and you haven't gone out since, until I stood in front of your house and made a phone call, and heard a phone in the house, you see that my evidence is so sufficient, are you embarrassed not to admit that you did it on purpose?"
The little girl's nature is finally revealed, no matter how you look at it, she looks like a wolf grandmother, but are you the most suitable to play Little Red Riding Hood?
"Ahem, I fell asleep after a tired day, if it wasn't for you to call the door, I'm afraid I would have to sleep until noon tomorrow before I get up, so, grandma, I really didn't mean to!"
Ling Xiao was about to cry, walked to the bedroom and took out his mobile phone to take a look, obediently, there were twenty-six missed calls, of which twenty-five were from Jiang Xiaoyu, and one was an unfamiliar number, and the last call time from Jiang Xiaoyu was five minutes ago.
Didn't you say that this girl knocked on the door, no, she kicked the door for at least five minutes?
I'm not afraid that the hooligans are educated, but I'm afraid that the hooligans are patient, Ling Xiao knows in his heart that he can't escape at all this time, in the words of the little girl, are you embarrassed not to admit that you did it on purpose?
"Hmph, my aunt doesn't care if you mean it or not, I don't care, I waited for you all night, how do you say to compensate me!"
"Huh...... As long as you don't promise by yourself, today buddy will give up his life to accompany the gentleman!"
Ling Xiao smiled bitterly, and secretly said in his heart: It should have been like this a long time ago, this is the true character of a hero, how domineering!
"Hey, hey, hey, you're going to compensate me, I didn't force you, it's all your willingness, right!"
"Yes, that's right!"
The little girl smiled, with a victorious expression, not only to torture Ling Xiao on **, but also to torture him to death mentally, hearing Ling Xiao's very cooperative response, her heart was full of a sense of victory, and her big eyes were bent into crescents.
"As long as you agree to the three conditions of the people, it's good!" Jiang Xiaoyu found a sofa and sat down, smiling and erecting three white and tender fingers, Ling Xiao's disobedience was not allowed in his tone at all, it seemed that he was obviously prepared!
"First, people haven't eaten yet, and now you're going to invite people to have supper!"
"A must!"
"Second, a week later, a playmate from my childhood invited me to a racecourse on the outskirts of the city, and you have to accompany me, pretend to be my boyfriend, and kill those boring flies!"
"This ...... Barely possible!"
"Hehe, third, have you ever heard the story of the three visits to the thatched house, it means that there is a big man who wants to invite a capable person to go out of the mountain to help him, but it took three times to ask the capable person to agree, how magnificent and face-saving, although you are not a big man, but this girl is a capable person, so, you also have to invite this girl three times! Let this girl refuse you fiercely, and then we will go to dinner together!"
“......”