Chapter 069: The Daughter of Luck's Cannon Fodder Female Matching Group (28)
"Hehehehe...... Wouldn't that be great? Yang Linglong smiled so much that her eyes turned into crescents, "My aunt and grandmother made it out to help everyone." β
"Are you sure your aunt made it out to help everyone? She didn't do it for you? Geng Chengren directly punctured, "The animic is afraid that you will not eat well and lack nutrition; Juvenile is afraid that you sit every day and don't exercise, which is not good for your health, and now you have a mouth...... Your aunt and grandmother are worried that you won't be able to eat a bite to your heart, and in terms of spoiling, your aunt and grandmother are really ruthless in the world. β
These words, when it comes to Yang Linglong's heart, she is so happy that she can brush up on a few more sets of three-year college entrance examination and five-year simulations.
"But she spoils me, don't you also taste the sweetness?" Yang Linglong said with a smile, "No matter what my aunt's original intention was, but judging from the results, everyone has benefited." β
"You're right."
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Not only a few of them benefited, but the entire aristocratic school, as well as the people of the whole society, were affected in all aspects.
After determining the function of "juvenile exercise" above, without saying a word, he directly issued a document asking all primary and secondary schools to reform recess exercises, and must teach every child to master the correct "juvenile exercise" boxing method.
Qualified provinces and municipalities convene physical education teachers from primary and secondary schools to conduct centralized training, and only those who pass the assessment can return to school. Their task is no longer to ask students how many meters to run and how many ropes to jump, but to test "junior exercises".
Elementary school students are required to master the correct breathing method and boxing with music, and the accuracy rate must reach more than 60%. For secondary school students, 80% is required.
All kinds of "juvenile exercises" are daily check-ins and are popular all over the Internet.
[Ahh......hhh It's so hard for teenagers to, I envy my cousin, they actually have teachers to teach, and we ...... I can only learn with the video, and I'm angry. γ
[Don't mention it, my son's school has already sent homework, so let our parents tutor their children to practice 'juvenile exercises'. But I don't know anything, what breath, what beat...... What do I do as a music idiot? γ
[Flutter - it is said that the kindergarten children have also begun to practice, but their little arms and legs are ...... Hahaha, isn't it really here to sell stupidity? γ
[Say, my teammates have learned that watching him play junior is really a video enjoyment, and after he finished, he himself said that it was a wonderful feeling.] However, as soon as it was his turn to point me out, I ......]
[The brain said: You will.] Arms and legs say, "No, you don't know yet." γ
[Foreign friends are here, express...... Your teenager is too hard, I've learned to do it, I just want to ask, is your teen really useful? Otherwise, I'd better give up. γ
[Hahahaha...... Not to mention, I've already 'juvenile exercises' that are difficult enough, but on foreign friends, it's like Asian Zun and Baicao meridian exercises, they can't play it. γ
γFlutter...... Don't talk about it, my roommate is a foreign friend, and I've already learned it, hahahaha......]
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Many people posted videos of "foreign friends" learning juvenile exercises, don't look at people's tall and bulging muscles, but when they start "juvenile exercises", they will be wasted one by one.
I don't know why, "juvenile exercise" is as unfriendly as Asian squatting, it is "xenophobic".
Some people watch it for fun, but some people secretly breathe a sigh of relief - it's good to be xenophobic, others don't know the bottom line of "juvenile", they know it.
If "juvenile" is learned by people from other countries, then what advantage do they have?
Good things, of course, must be in your own hands.
It's just that "Juvenile" can prevent blonde and blue-eyed foreigners, but it can't prevent the same yellow-skinned cherry blossom country and the big kimchi country.
Big Kimchi Country:
[What's the big deal, isn't it just a set of punches? γ
[That is, it blows like a miracle, and it is not as good as our ......]
[Oba, come and see how handsome Oba is! ] Ahh......hh Oba, come and see me, I'm here. γ
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Cherry Blossom Country:
[Oh mud sauce~ Come and see me boxing, my 'juvenile' is so handsome oh mud sauce~]
γYami Butterfly! That's what the is too ugly, the family is beautiful~]
γYami Butterfly! γ
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said no, but there were a lot of two-dimensional characters who rubbed the heat and danced "juvenile" crazily. It's just that they changed it like that, and they changed it to music, and the taste changed.
Tut-tut......
A good "juvenile", they made various versions.
Some netizens who don't know the situation read it and thought that "juvenile" should be what they look like. There are still people who dislike Yang Xiangwei's music "too earthy" and want to change it to a trendy one.
What's more, there are really schools or clubs who believe in it and change it to a song of the cherry blossom country.
All kinds of song combinations, only you can't think of them, there is no music beat with them.
Someone who knows what to do: "......"
(a kind of grass)!
With a fart!
We are afraid that the rhythm of the practice is not right, and it will not work, but you are good, you have changed the music, and the beat is taken to the sky, and it is useless to practice more.
Zhuo Jing, who has personally experienced it, backhanded a report: [Don't practice randomly, I am a living example, if you don't practice right, no matter how much you practice, it won't have any effect. γ
However, it's a pity that Zhuo Jing is not a big V, nor is he a big Internet celebrity, and no one listens to it at all.
These little dots jump directly below: [You have a life, report a yarn!] The little K dances very well. γ
[That's it, Xiao K didn't recruit you to provoke you, people just danced a 'juvenile', are you there? ] γ
[Fault! γ
[Old aunt, there is a generation gap between us, you better not come. γ
[Alas...... Old aunt, don't talk if you don't understand, three-year-old generation ditch, do you understand? I don't know how many generation gaps we boasted about. γ
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Zhuo Jing, who is called "old aunt", vomits blood.
The generation gap is a ghost!
What exactly are they practicing?
This is "teenage", not their second dimension, not where they play trends.
Qu Ting is a two-dimensional girl, after "Juvenile" became popular, she saw a lot of videos of "Juvenile", various versions, some complained that they didn't feel it when they practiced, and some said that they practiced very effectively.
There are all kinds of complaints, but they are effective in practice, and they all have a common feature, that is, they will recommend an "original", so that everyone can practice honestly according to the various details above, don't be lazy.
[At the beginning, when you practice, you may not feel it at all, but it doesn't matter, come back a few more times.] You have to be patient, and after ten days and half a month, you will find that feeling. It's really mysterious, it's like ......]
[Be sure to pay attention to the details, just like Teacher Xiangwei said, if you don't grasp the details, then you can't practice a hundred times; As long as you grasp the details and slowly find that feeling, you can practice it a hundred times. γ
[Whoever believes in Teacher Xiangwei will have eternal life! ] γ
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