0003 Grandpa, do you really take the underworld to fight heaven?

Grave digging?

Also curb pornography, gambling and drugs?

The old man was furious.

"Smack!"

The two big pockets fell directly on Su Ming's face, glaring angrily.

"Bunny! Lao Tzu told you everything, Lao Tzu is fighting, fighting, do you know that he wants to pay military salaries! ”

"Also pornography, gambling and drugs? Did your grandfather and I get mixed up like that? ”

"Do you still say that Lao Tzu is not serious?"

"Like you rabbit cub, you are idle day by day, and Lao Tzu can't do anything if you can't do anything?"

"Lao Tzu asked you to burn paper money for me, don't burn it, and scold your grandfather and me here?"

"Dare to say that, Lao Tzu, are you teaching your grandfather Lao Tzu and me to do things?"

"It's really getting more and more unusual, look at you, you're about to be soaked in water, and if you want to die, you will die later."

"Hurry up and burn paper money for Lao Tzu, and let Lao Tzu pay the military salary first."

Hmm-

With a shudder, Su Ming suddenly woke up.

"Poof!"

it!

I slipped into the bathtub without leaving a sound.

It's really uncomfortable to choke on this saliva.

He quickly poked his head out and took several deep breaths.

"Ahh

He sneezed and gradually came back to his senses.

Only then did I notice that there was an extra face in front of me.

It's so close, I'm almost going to kiss him!

"Ding! A high-level ghost was detected, and after system analysis, the survival rate of the host was 0, and the system was cleaning up and preparing to find the next host. ”

Su Ming: "......"

What the hell this is!

High-level ghosts?

it!

Run!

Su Ming ran as soon as he wanted to get up, and was suddenly stopped by this pretty master.

"I won't harm you, you don't need to run for your life, I was sent by my master."

Well?

Master?

Who is her owner?

Do you know him?

"That...... Miss, we don't know each other, are you looking for the wrong person? ”

"Who is your master?"

"I don't think I know anyone like that."

Isn't that nonsense?

This is a high-level ghost, he knows people, and none of them are Maoshan Taoists, let alone people who can also subdue high-level ghosts.

Lin Xiaowan snorted lightly, with a look of disdain.

"My master is your grandfather, let you burn paper money to pay military salaries, you can't burn it for a long time."

"So the master sent me here to teach you how to burn paper money."

"If you're told in a dream, you're not the right thing."

"If you don't burn paper money, the master's plan to conquer the Western Paradise will fail."

No way!

Conquest of Western Paradise?

Grandpa is actually doing such a big thing?

Isn't that grandpa a heifer on a plane, and heifer is going to the sky!

Not only is it conquering the Western Heavens, but it has also subdued this high-level ghost?

Hiss!

Su Ming was very excited, with such a cowhide grandfather, he was not afraid of these ghosts.

Wait a minute, something is wrong!

"Isn't the underworld under the control of Lord Yama?"

"If Grandpa wants to fight the Western Heavens, does Lord Yama approve of it?"

Lin Xiaowan was speechless, and when she saw this scene, she had a little more contempt for Su Ming.

"Without Lord Yama, your grandfather is now older than Lord Yama, and Lord Yama has to call him eldest brother."

"If there are any other questions, I will ask them together and solve them for you."

Seeing Lin Xiaowan like this, Su Ming was suddenly unhappy.

What an attitude it is!

"My grandfather is your master, then I am your little master, your attitude towards the little master?"

"I haven't met you, why are you so upset with me?"

Hear the words.

Lin Xiaowan pouted and snorted, her own yin qi leaking sideways.

A cold feeling struck, freezing so cold that Su Ming almost fainted.

Nima!

The yin qi of this high-level ghost is really powerful, just a little leak like this, it will burp him.

"It's nothing, it's just that I'm very upset to see you like this."

"The master has worked so hard, and the country he has laid will definitely be handed over to you in the future."

"You are like this, I feel sorry for the master, I see that you are a loser!"

"Also, the master asked me to come to bed, it stands to reason that you are the little master, and you should be very happy."

"But I can't be happy, look at what you've become, you don't have any yang at all."

"What kind of man is he who is empty and hanging?"

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting the negative emotion 10 from the female ghost Lin Xiaowan! ”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 50 negative emotions from the female ghost Lin Xiaowan! ”

Su Ming: "......"

What's that?

Say he's a loser, not a man?

This touches a man's bottom line!

But it's really a bit empty, and I feel a little dizzy.

remembered that my grandfather said that he was dying, and I was even more afraid.

This frightened Su Ming on the spot, so he mobilized his attribute panel to come out and check it.

[Host: Su Ming]

[Stamina: 15/100]

[Power: 5/10]

[Spirit: 7/10]

[Speed: 1/10]

The physical strength is only 15?!

Doesn't it mean that physical strength is life force, and it should also include yang energy!

If your stamina is 0, you'll have to burp!

it!

It's almost gone!

No wonder I woke up feeling so cold and weak.

It's such a joke to say, a bath almost soaked him up.

"You're ...... right"

Lin Xiaowan immediately interrupted Su Ming.

"Can you feel what is going on with you, am I wrong?"

"Forget it, the master's orders, I will obey them absolutely."

"Come on, as soon as possible, according to your physical strength, three minutes is about the same, not even three minutes."

"I didn't expect my first time to be so unsuccessful."

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 100 negative emotions from the female ghost Lin Xiaowan! ”

Su Ming: "......"

What is this called?

100% of the negative emotions are brushed out?

Before Lin Xiaowan came, how much did she expect?

It's so insulting.

No way!

The more this is the case, the less he is on it!

"Don't eat what you want."

"Let's go, burn paper for my grandfather to fight!"

Hear the words.

There was a hint of disdain in Lin Xiaowan's eyes, she looked Su Ming up and down, and snorted.

"Sure enough, it's not a man, it's not planted!"

Su Ming is angry!

What the hell is this?

It's not up, it's not up?

Alas!

Five minutes later.

Rooftop.

"When burning paper money, first write an envelope, which is for the Yin officials in the underworld who are responsible for distributing the money."

"But the master is the biggest, so it's not necessary, but you have to write on it who will receive it, otherwise, it's useless for you to burn more."

Lin Xiaowan taught Su Ming to burn paper money hand in hand, and the thin coldness on the little hand was just right.

For the first time, Su Ming knew that there was so much attention to burning paper money.

Soon, a pile of Underworld Coins turned to ashes.

The other side.

Underworld.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang in the sky, and the golden pillar of light fell from the sky, as if the heavens of the underworld were about to be torn apart.

Su Daqiang looked excited and muttered to himself.

"This rabbit cub has finally burned paper money, and he has not forgotten his hard work!"

Looking at the dark coins falling from the sky, and the countless Yin soldiers who fought bloodily under the city wall, it was called an excitement.

"Little ones, kill Lao Tzu!"

"Kill these Western dogs!"

"His grandmother's, after the war, kill the West, how much military pay you want, it's enough!"

"Kill!"

Countless Yin soldiers and soldiers, holding spears and swords in their hands, the excitement on their faces walked with the hideous, their blood was boiling, and they rushed up to do it.

The soldiers of the Western Paradise were soon unable to withstand such an attack.

The angelic generals in heaven will give orders now.

"Retreat! Withdraw! ”

"The people in the Eastern Prefecture are all crazy, all crazy!"

"Hurry back!"