"Dashuai, what is this?"

"Weapons cabinet?"

"It's not like that!"

The adjutant looked at the self-service vending machine in front of him and was very puzzled.

He had been in the underworld for so many years, and he had never seen such a machine.

If it's a weapons cabinet, it's not quite like a weapon.

Anyway, take one out and have a look.

Immediately, he threw two dark coins into it.

"Click-"

There was a sudden noise in the mouth below, and something fell.

The adjutant opened the thing with great interest and opened it to take a look.

Well?

What the hell is this?

It's all black, with three slender straps and a thin cloth between them, in the shape of a small triangle.

There is also a lace rim around the perimeter, which looks very weird.

"Shhh

"Big marshal, what kind of weapon is this weapon that the young marshal burned down this time?"

"It's not a weapon!"

"How does it look more like a mask?"

As he spoke, he picked it up and put it on his mouth as a mask.

it!

Is it really a mask?

The adjutant was full of smiles and hurriedly ran to Su Daqiang to show off.

"Handsome, don't say it, this mask is really chic, it's very comfortable to wear."

"It's just that this lace edge is a little itchy, but it's good to get used to it."

"Dashuai, do you want to wear one, I'll give you the whole thing!"

"The young marshal is really empathetic, he must be thinking about the release of the virus from the last dog day in heaven, so he burned the mask and let us be more prepared."

"This thing is very good, we can buy masks by ourselves, which reduces the time for us to issue masks!"

However......

Su Daqiang's face was black, and anger surged into his heart.

"Smack!"

A big coercion called the adjutant, and the adjutant looked confused.

What's the situation?

What's the matter, you have to be beaten if you try a mask?

Wait a minute!

Is it because he didn't let Dashuai try it first?

"Dashuai, I was wrong, I should let you wear it first."

Wear?

Dyneima!

As a modern man, how could he not know what this thing was?

These are the best briefs!

It's also a sexy brief!

Masks?

The mouth under the cover is pretty much the same!

Su Daqiang just wanted to get angry, suddenly!

"Grandpa! Grandfather! ”

A shout came, and Su Daqiang subconsciously looked back.

Well?

This bastard kid is down?

It just so happened that he wanted to teach the rabbit cub a lesson, but he didn't expect the rabbit cub to come to the door by himself.

"Huh? Arrived so soon? ”

"Grandpa, this is my latest invention."

"You ......"

it!

What's the situation?

The lieutenant began to use it?

The key is still this usage?

Hiss!

I didn't see it!

The old man is surrounded by people with heavy tastes.

What kind of erotic panties are worn on the face as a mask, and you still have fun?

Tsk, what a werewolf.

The adjutant saw that Su Daqiang's face was not good-looking, and he couldn't figure out Su Daqiang's thoughts.

Don't look at him who has been dead for so many years, has been in the underworld for so long, and has been an adjutant to Su Daqiang for several years.

But so far, he still can't figure out Su Daqiang's brain circuits and thoughts.

No, he can only lick Su Ming now and ask Su Ming to help him say something good.

"Young Marshal, I have to say, your invention is amazing!"

"It's really a blessing for the underworld to have a talent like you to help it."

"However, there are still some problems with this mask, but it has little impact and is quite comfortable."

"Poof!"

Su Ming couldn't hold back for a moment and laughed out loud.

No!

Why is this adjutant so naïve?

Does he want to tell the truth?

In this case, it's not true, and it's not okay if you don't say it!!

Feeling the strange gazes of the ghosts passing by, Su Daqiang couldn't hold back any longer.

"Smack!"

The two big bosses hit the adjutant fiercely and scolded angrily.

"You're wearing a Nima's mask!"

"Who told you this is a mask?"

"These are sexy panties!"

"Can't see the three corners?"

"What kind of pig brain are you, you can actually be an adjutant for Lao Tzu!"

"No, Lao Tzu can't bear it, Lao Tzu wants to kill you now, it's a fucking shame for Lao Tzu!"

What?!

Feeling...... Erotic briefs?

it!!

The adjutant's face changed greatly, and he quickly ripped off the erotic panties and threw them on the ground.

He said it!

No wonder Su Daqiang has been gloomy.

No wonder passing ghosts cast strange glances.

Dare to love this special briefs, he used it as a mask!!

Nima!

It's a big shame here!!

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 500 negative emotions from the lieutenant! ”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 1000 negative emotions from the lieutenant! ”

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining 2000 negative emotions from Su Daqiang! ”

The next second.

Su Daqiang took out a pistol from his waist and pointed it at the adjutant's head.

He Su Daqiang has been in the underworld for so many years and has fought so many battles, and he has never been so ashamed.

Looked at.

The adjutant immediately panicked, he knew that the handsome man in front of him, once he got angry, he didn't care about anything!

"Dashuai, Dashuai, I was wrong!"

"Dashuai spare his life, Dashuai!"

Gollum!

Su Ming hurriedly grabbed the old man and persuaded him bitterly.

"Grandpa, you're angry."

"This adjutant didn't mean it."

"He died earlier than you and hasn't seen the world, what are you doing with him?"

"Come, come, listen to your grandson talk about my plans."

Plan?

Count the strokes of a ball!

Every time this rabbit cub comes up with some so-called plan, something will happen.

This time, it's good.

Throw it directly to the doorstep!

Damn!

If it weren't for the fact that this was his own grandson in front of him, he would also want to burst out together!

"Rabbit cub, you don't have to talk to Lao Tzu."

"Say, what are you doing with all this stuff?"

"What kind of stuff are you doing now?"

"To be honest with Lao Tzu, have you embarked on some crooked path?"

What's that?

Facing Su Daqiang's questioning eyes, Su Ming was stunned for a moment, not knowing why.

"Grandpa, what are you talking about?"

"I'm just doing some legitimate business."

"Why is this crooked?"

Legitimate business?

Su Daqiang was even more angry, and said angrily.

"You told Lao Tzu that it was legitimate business?"

"Tell me about you, just open a casino first, and what kind of stock foundation is there, what's the difference between this and gambling?"

"Okay now, after all these things, do you still want to open a brothel in the underworld?"

"Day by day, it is said that Lao Tzu is contaminated with pornography, gambling and drugs."

"Lao Tzu sees that you rabbit cub is deeply trapped in it, and he can't extricate himself!"

Su Ming: "......"

For a while, he was angry and funny.

However, considering that this was his grandfather in front of him, he explained carefully.

"Grandpa, if you want to make money, how can you do it without pornography, gambling and drugs?"

"That's not a bad thing."

"You see that the lieutenants are so heavy and like it so much, then the other ghosts must like it too!"

"There is no so-called condom in the underworld, and there is no taste in the sun."

"Trust me, if you put these machines on every street, they'll sell well!"

"And the quality of the product is quite good, if you don't believe me, you can ask the adjutant."

"If you really can't do it, in this case, I'll catch a female ghost for you."

"Let her put on a suit and tell your old man how she feels?"