Chapter 209: Only then did he enter the role
Zhuo Qun couldn't cry or laugh, obviously there were only two bottles of mineral water, she seemed to be a little angry, and replied: "Is this like a gourd?" Fang Yang smiled and said: "It's not like it, it must be the holy water of the immortal family." ”
Zhuo Qun was amused by his words and smiled, and handed one to him, Fang Yang took it, stretched out his hand and pulled out the blue cover, but as soon as he used his strength, the lid did not move at all, so that Zhuo Qun could hide his mouth and laugh.
Fang Yang exerted his strength again, although the force was greater than that of the head, but he still did not remove the blue cover, and asked, "Fairy, how can this gourd plug be pulled out?"
Seeing him like this, Zhuo Qun didn't want to make him anxious anymore, so he demonstrated how to unscrew the bottle cap. Fang Yang did so, the bottle cap was really opened, and said with a smile: "Immortal products are immortal products, not comparable to ordinary things." ”
Zhuo Qun poured a sip of water into his mouth, Fang Yang did the same, and asked, "Fairy, after drinking this holy water in your heaven, can you become an immortal all at once?"
Zhuo Qun smiled and said: "Become an immortal? Without our Xia Nan master's words, how dare the little woman let you become an immortal at will, if so, won't the little woman have to break the rules of heaven?"
Fang Yang looked at Zhuo Qun and said with a smile: "It's this Fang Yang Cheng Immortal's heart!" Zhuo Qun just couldn't laugh out loud, after all, he lived in an era of backward science and technology, and it was not strange to see and be strange. But said: "Lord Fang, please don't keep calling me a fairy, this girl is not a fairy, just call me Zhuoqun!"
Fang Yang took another sip of water and said, "Miss Zhuo, don't keep calling me Lord Fang, I'm about to be fooled by you, just call me Fang Yang!" Zhuo Qun smiled and said, "Yes, Lord Fang, next time this girl won't dare to call you Lord again." ”
After that, Fang Yang asked: "Miss Zhuo, can you give me this gourd?" Zhuo Qun shook his head again and again: "No, no, this is an immortal product, not called a gourd, but a bottle." I can't give it to you, you drink the water, and I'll send it back to heaven." Fang Yang couldn't do it, so he had to do it. After that, Zhuo Qun took the two bottles and disappeared into the jungle again.
After Zhuo Qun returned, the two continued to walk, passing through village after village, and finally twilight began to fall. The two of them walked on a country road. Seeing that there was no one nearby, Zhuo Qun secretly ordered her prayer boat to introduce the two of them to a bath from the air.
Fang Yang suddenly felt a burst of refreshment, and the air became exceptionally fresh, and by the glow of twilight, he unconsciously looked at his clothes and felt much cleaner. Then he sniffed his left and right sleeves again and asked, "Fairy, are you casting a spell, why is the smell of sweat on my body gone?"
Zhuo Qun didn't explain much, only said: "Why can't we enter the city with the smell of sweat?" and said: "Besides, how can we sleep without removing the dirt on our bodies?" Fang Yang didn't dare to ask more, anyway, he felt that the immortals had a lot of methods.
As soon as the sky darkened, the two came to Kyoto, a samba country. After an afternoon's trek, the two of them were already hungry, so they found a tavern and opened two second-floor partition rooms. After that, we enjoyed the meal.
The two of them slept for a while, and when they got up, it was already dawn. Zhuo Qun came to Fang Yang's room, the door was wide open, and Fang Yang was sitting on the back chair at this time, making a fool. Feeling a slight vibration on the floor, Fang Yang raised his head, and when he saw Zhuo Qun coming outside the door, he hurriedly got up to greet him.
Zhuo Qun said as he entered the room: "Young Master Fang doesn't have to be polite, sit down!" Fang Yang also asked her to sit down, and went to cover the door in parallel, so as not to let people see that it was not good for lonely men and widows to gather in the same room.
The two of them sat down, and Zhuo Qun asked, "Young Master Fang, how do you arrange it today?" Fang Yang Thief Jing replied: "It's all up to the fairy's arrangement!"
Zhuo Qun was so angry that he said: "Hey, Fang Gongzi, I am here to help you by the order of my master Xia Nan, here you are the master, I am the slave, you have to figure out the direction!"
Fang Yang didn't show weakness either, and replied: "Hey, I said Miss Zhuo, you are in the sky, I am on the ground, how can there be heaven and earth?" Zhuo Qun was not to be outdone, and replied: "Hey, I said Fang Gongzi, we have no heaven and earth there!"
When Fang Yang heard this, he was stupid again, and said strangely: "What? There are still people in the world who don't distinguish between heaven and earth? Are you really stupid when we are mortals?" Zhuo Qun didn't make a move, so he had to play tricks and said: "You mortals are really stupid!
Fang Yang has always been a little eccentric, even though he is already the prime minister of Leeds today, he did not forget to be humorous in private, and asked: "According to you, I am the master here, and you are from?"
Zhuo Qun showed an undoubted look and said, "Of course!" Fang Yang said slowly: "Since you are from, then please sit on my lap!"
When Zhuo Qun heard this, he hurriedly said: "Young Master Fang, where are you singing?" Fang Yang looked at her and said, "Since you are from here, are you still afraid that you will not be able to sit on my lap?"
Zhuo Qun hesitated slightly, got up and walked to Fang Yang's side, and sat on Fang Yang's legs. When he really sat down, Fang Yang didn't know how to deal with it, and he didn't know where to put his hands.
Zhuo Qun pretended to be charming, wrapped his hands around Fang Yang's neck, twisted his head delicately and said, "I said Fang Gongzi, how about it? Do you want to eat Miss Ben?"
Fang Yang's heart beat faster, but he hurriedly said: "I want to, but I don't dare, since Miss Zhuo wants to listen to Fang Yang's arrangement, then Fang Yang has to let Miss Zhuo see the mortal guidance!"
Zhuo Qun became more and more charming, stroked Fang Yang's white face with the palm of his right hand, and asked, "Childe, what kind of path do you want to show this girl?"
Fang Yang was about to answer, and suddenly heard a knock on the door, the two of you, you look at me, I look at you, and finally get into the role, I don't know which uninteresting guy came to make trouble at this time.
Zhuo Qun reluctantly got up from Fang Yang's arms, and Fang Yang also stood up and went to open the door. I saw a tavern guy and said with a smile: "Two guest officers, there are many officers and soldiers in the palace who come to the tavern to look for people, saying that all men and women, and the men are handsome and chic, and the women are young and beautiful, they must go to the tavern lobby." ”
Fang Yang asked suspiciously: "What happened here? We didn't break the law, what did you tell us to do?" The guy replied politely: "Guest officer, we don't know, if the two guest officials didn't commit a crime, naturally there is no need to be afraid, the younger one is just to invite the two according to the official's instructions." ”
When Zhuo Qun heard this, he was already angry, and said angrily: "Why do you want us to see them? If they really have something to ask, can't they come to see us?"
When the men saw that her shelves were quite large, they were afraid that they would not go to the lobby, and after a while the officers and soldiers would blame them, they would not be able to afford to bear the guilt, and said: "The two guest officers should please go there! lest they come to search for it in a while, and we will not be able to explain it in the tavern, but I am afraid that the two of us will suffer." ”