Chapter Eighty-Seven: Gastronomy
Chapter Eighty-Seven: Gastronomy
It is said that the stingy and stingy of the flawless Taoist priest can be described as an opponent in chess and a good talent, the two iron roosters intend to pluck each other's feathers, and in the end they are not plucked, and they are tired, tired and hungry after pinching for a long time.
Although the Taoist priest was so angry with Hu Yang's uncle that he wanted to go crazy, in the end, for the sake of his stomach growling, he still kept his promise and began to prepare lunch, but the lunch of the Taoist master was extraordinary, because he claimed to be the first gourmand and master of cooking in Tianhuang, and he was almost picky about the various conditions for cooking food.
First of all, the ingredients must meet the requirements.
Hu Yang took out the piece of meat prepared for him by the king's sister from the Sumeru bag, and the Taoist priest didn't care about it, and he threw it all to Erqiu to eat.
The Taoist priest raised his head and looked around the surroundings and then said: "We have to go forward, there will be no good meat here, all of them are some big sheep, big pigs, and big deer, the meat is coarse and unbearable, and it is unbearable to eat; In addition, you can't make a fire here, and if it smokes, it will attract jackals and vultures to chase after you, which is very troublesome. ”
Hu Yang rode two balls and followed the Taoist priest, it didn't seem to be far, but he rode his horse for two quarters of an hour before entering the valley.
This valley was the most spectacular Hu Yang had ever seen in his life, and even the valley where the Gale Legion camp was located couldn't compare to it. Two majestic mountain beams with an altitude of at least 2,000 zhang or more are like two sleeping dragon's tails coming from afar, the valley spans at least 20 miles or more, because there is no strong wind in the valley, the valley is full of the most slender diameter of one zhang of giant trees inserting into the sky, connecting the sky to the ground, and the branches and leaves are connected into a green ocean.
The Taoist priest is experienced, he did not take the road to the middle of the valley, but entered from the gentle slope on the right, saying that the center of the valley is the territory of demon beasts or fierce beasts, and it will become a snack when he enters. He took out a kind of medicinal powder from his arms, and instructed Hu Yang to sprinkle some on his body, explaining that this secret medicine of the master is to prevent poisonous insects, and there are countless poisonous insects in Dafeng Yuan, and it is impossible to prevent it with his eyes alone, and if there is no medicine to prevent it, it is guaranteed that he will die of foaming at the mouth inexplicably within a moment or three.
Of course, this medicinal powder was also used by Taoist priests to pay off the debt of five hundred spars.
The two rode their horses and walked about twenty miles into the valley, the surrounding scenery became more and more majestic, even with an eerie atmosphere, Hu Yang was already impatient, why did he need such trouble to have a lunch? If he continued to walk, he would become a monster's lunch, just when he couldn't help but be about to have a seizure, the Taoist priest who was looking left and right finally decided to stop.
There is a mountain stream flowing down from a high place, and a ten-zhang square pool rushes out of the gentle part of the hillside, and the Taoist priest dismounts at the edge of this waterhole, and finally begins to cook lunch.
The Taoist priest first took out a fishing net that was only four feet square after it was opened, and the mesh of the fishing net was so small that even the little finger couldn't pass through.
The Taoist priest stood on the edge of the waterhole and shook the fishing net and threw it down, then pulled the rope and dragged it up to take a look, and fished out two slender small fish five inches long and shiny silver, and three wriggling and creepy-looking old fleshy worms; the Taoist priest picked out the silverfish, muttered that he was very dissatisfied, and took out a handful of small brown pills from his bosom and threw them into the waterhole.
It was another net, which happened to be sprinkled on the place where the pill was dropped, and when I lifted it, I saw that the small silver fish in the net pocket was at least five catties.
The Taoist priest took out a large iron bowl and a four-inch-long knife from his arms and threw them to Hu Yang, instructing: "Cut off the internal organs of these silver mackerel and wash them, scrape the scales clean, or you don't see a little silver, and the head of the fish must also be removed, otherwise it will be poisonous, and I will catch the dolphin." ”
"You'd better prepare more, the master doesn't have more than forty pounds to eat at each meal, and if you don't have enough to eat, you will have to go hungry." ”
Hu Yang's stomach grunted with hunger, and he wanted to throw the fish in the face of the Taoist priest, but for the sake of lunch, he had to patiently start cutting the fish, removing the internal organs one by one, cutting off the fish head, carefully scraping off the silver scales, washing them and putting them in an iron bowl.
Before the fish was dissected, the Taoist priest came back with a gray face, his whole body, including his head, was covered with soil, and he dragged three unknown animals more than four feet long behind him, this is the wild dolphin?
The creature looked a bit like an armadillo and a bit like a pangolin, but its carapace was not as large as a pangolin, and its body was not as thin as that of an armadillo, it looked chubby, and its four thick and short claws had hideous nails as sharp as knives, and its head was thick and thin like an awl at the back, and its mouth was very incongruous with two sharp fangs.
This thing looks like Tuxingsun is doing a business, this Taoist priest actually made a hole for lunch?
This is the real foodie!
It's also quite hard for a meal, it's like heaven and earth!
The Taoist priest took out a knife from his arms, cut it from the lips and corners of the mouth, and then grabbed the scalp of the dolphin and tore it hard, and then took off a whole piece of skin, and then Hu Yang didn't see it clearly, so he hid the skin, it is estimated that the skin can be sold, he is afraid of being robbed.
Peeled off the skin and removed the internal organs, the knife in his hand was as fast as light and shadow, and between the silver light, the desolate dolphin had already separated the flesh and bones, and Hu Yang was stunned and eye-opening.
The Taoist priest picked out the backbone of the desolate porpoise, put it in the small silver fish to prepare the stew, and then put the deboned deboned porkine meat into a large basin and began to marinate; Hu Yang was dazzled by the method of putting the seasonings, and asked him what these condiments were, and the Taoist priest said that it was 5,000 spars.
After marinating the meat, the Taoist priest began to make a fire, and released a copper stove more than three feet high from his arms, afraid that it would weigh hundreds of catties, flattened the stove, and then put some dead branches to make a fire, and when the firewood was burning, he began to put charcoal in it.
Hu Yang couldn't wait to eat, and hurriedly put the iron bowl on the shelf of the stove, but was slapped away by the Taoist priest: "Tamp the goods! The firewood has not burned out yet, and there are still fireworks, how can you put the food on it? I wasted the ingredients and the sandalwood charcoal of the Taoist master!"
Hu Yanghuo rushed to the top door and scolded: "Uncle Caomu, you don't have fireworks, you are a god? If you have the ability, you don't want to eat meat, and the food and drink are called without fireworks!"
"You turtle knows a bird! Daoye's food is without fireworks, do you have an opinion, you have an opinion, you eat your own!"
Hu Yang saw that he was making trouble, and he was also a little expectant, gritted his teeth and endured this breath, and said ruthlessly in his heart If the things are not delicious later, the master will smash your bird stove and pots and pans into scrap copper and rotten iron!
The Taoist priest saw that the fire was almost there, and the flames were already blue in color, so he first washed his whole body in the pool, and then took out a turban from his bosom and wrapped his hair very reverently, looking like an aunt;
Hu Yang was hungry and angry, gritted his teeth, and couldn't cry or laugh.
The iron bowl soon boiled, and the Taoist priest took out an iron rack from his bosom, raised the iron bowl higher, put in some spices again, and then began to roast the meat, and sprinkled some seasonings on the copper plate of the stove again, and began to roast.
In the sound of sizzling, the Taoist priest was very busy, holding an iron fork in one hand and constantly turning and roasting, and the other hand kept taking out some spices from his arms and sprinkling them, those seasonings were powder, liquid, bottles and cans, and so on.
After less than twenty breaths, Hu Yang began to swallow his saliva, because it was too fragrant. The aroma was complex, with the mellow aroma of meat, the burnt aroma of roasting, the spice of spices, and the strong aroma of oil, which had whetted his appetite to the point where he could not bear it.
Half an hour later, the priest released the table, stool, and plate from his bosom, and put the pieces of meat that he thought were enough to be hot into the plate.
"Eat, half temperature must be tempered, otherwise it will be a waste of Daoye's ingredients!"
Where can I wait for half temperature?
Hu Yang had been holding a knife in his hand for a long time, his cheeks were sour, and he dragged it over a stool and dried, and went down in one gulp......
Hu Yang was willing to swear by his heart demon, he was really moved.
Because this taste can no longer be simply described as delicious and delicious, the meat can be served as well as wine!
The oral aroma goes straight to the top door, the mouth is soft and sweet, inexplicable, glutinous and juicy, but crispy and springy, which cannot be completely described in words.
This guy didn't have time to chew and taste the first bite at all, and hurriedly took a second bite, and when the Taoist priest took the plate for the second time, the plate was empty.
The Taoist priest screamed loudly and was heartbroken: "Tamp the goods! Turtles! Dao Ye's delicacies have been ruined by you! Anyway, you can also chew and taste the taste, you are actually swallowing it! Why did Dao Ye meet such a tamping goods as you! Dao Ye has a hard life!"
"Why do you have so much nonsense from this bull's nose! Hurry up and serve meat to the master! It's a big deal that the master will reward you with a jar of flowers and brew!" Hu Yang's old face was a little unbearable, and he reluctantly promised to give the Taoist priest a jar of heroic blood.
The Taoist priest was busy with the barbecue, and Hu Yang devoured it, not that he didn't want Sven to taste it carefully, it was really impossible to stop, he was already hungry, the key was that the meat was so delicious that he couldn't hold it when he ate it, almost more than twenty catties, so it was a little more restrained.
"Anyway, Taoist priest, you really want to get your cooking skills, and the master wants to take care of you!" Hu Yang was already free to speak.
"If you let Dao Ye cook for you every day, Dao Ye is willing to die!" The Taoist priest was extremely disdainful and ashamed of the way he ate.
Wufeng Daoist finally finished roasting the meat, took the fish soup on the stove and scooped out two bowls, Hu Yang almost swallowed his tongue again, although he didn't admit it in his mouth, but he was already very admired in his heart, this Taoist priest can indeed be called a gourmet.
Eating was very refreshing, and he willingly took out two jars of Baihua Brew, and the two of them ate and drank, and the Taoist priest chewed and swallowed slowly while talking and drowsing, and taught him how to enjoy the food, Hu Yang scoffed.
Almost seventy or eighty catties of barbecue meat plus a large iron bowl and fish soup were divided between the two, of which less than thirty percent were eaten by the Taoist priest who was flawless, and the rest were all swallowed up by the rammed goods and turtles.
After eating, there was nowhere to put the strength, and the two were sarcastically mocking each other, but they saw that the sky suddenly darkened, like dark clouds covering the sky, how could the dark clouds cover the sky so fast?
The Wufeng Taoist priest looked up, and the two soybean-sized eyes were unbelievably the size of broad beans, raised his arm and pointed to the sky tremblingly, and said in his mouth: "Ah...... Big...... Belch...... Roc!"