Chapter 46: Two Balls

It is said that Hu Yang pressed the horse master to the ground, but it was hit by its strange sound again, and punched it in the stomach a few times: "Heha, it's not good! Don't move for the master!"

Seeing that this guy was still struggling, he was about to smash it in the stomach again, but he saw a miserable green and oval object dangling in front of him.

Grabbing the fur on its belly with both hands, he pulled it forward, kicked it on his hind legs, rushed out as fast as lightning, grabbed the root of the oval object, and pinched it hard: "Don't move for the master!"

"Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, hey...... Hey, hey, ha......"

Ma Ye screamed even louder, but his body was as stiff as a corpse, and his legs were spread apart like a dead pig that had been blown on the board.

"Don't call it master! You rammer looks ugly, and your screaming is so ugly!"

Ma Ye really shut up immediately.

Qin Bi'er and Qin Cuier saw that the people and horses in the field were no longer running in circles outside the courtyard wall, thinking that something was wrong, so they hurriedly ran in through the gap in the courtyard wall, and when they came to Sanzhang outside, they saw the posture of this person and a horse, and the two of them had weak legs and almost fell to the ground!

They really have fate!

The same power, the same insidious cunning, the same stinky beauty and shamelessness, even the fight is done with the same vicious tricks!

Belch...... It's just that the coat color is different.

"Spread your hind legs for the master!"

Are you going to do it?

Shenma doesn't do it either!

Hu Yang turned 360 degrees in the air with a front flip, his feet fell behind the buttocks, and he landed in a squatting position, and the most difficult thing was that his hands were still holding the root of the object.

"Slowly stand up for the master! Slow movements, if you dare to play the master's hooves, the master will burst your object!"

Ma Ye was extremely obedient, became more gentle than a sheep, slowly and carefully gathered his legs, turned around, and stood up carefully and slowly, the whole process took more than forty breaths, and his movements were as gentle as an acrobat holding a bowl.

What to do with this guy? Hu Yang was a little hesitant.

Let it go? No, as soon as this guy is released, he will immediately be alive and vigorous, and he can't catch it, won't the master still have no mount? Let it recognize the master? This is too ugly! It doesn't match the image of the young master's wise and martial arts, wow, the key is!

Which celebrity doesn't drive a luxury sports car? Who has ever seen a celebrity drive a tractor swaying around? Although this tractor is faster than a sports car, no matter how fast it is, it is not as good as a sports car!

After thinking about it, why does the master want to be a star? The master wants to be a rich man and make a fortune in a muffled voice!

Who has ever seen Bill Gates drive a sports car? Rich people drive classic cars, and those who drive sports cars are half a bucket of water! I heard that Bill Gates's leather shoes have been repaired and worn for more than ten years.

This is called low-key! This is called muffling and making a fortune!

The master's wisdom and martial arts were not brought by a horse. Having said that, with this guy by my side, doesn't it seem that I am even more majestic and radiant? Thinking of the vigor and spirit of this guy when he knocked down two giant wooden fences one after another just now, I felt that it was not so ugly and unbearable.

"You bastard, rammer listen carefully, the master is wise and martial, the genius of the sky, and the capital of the man! Mixing with the master is the blessing that you have cultivated for eight lifetimes, follow the master well, circle fat sheep, and fish for big meat. If you don't recognize the master, the master will not force you, just ride you to work for a few days, and come back to give you some qi and blood pills as wages;

Qin Bi'er and Qin Cuier, who were next to her, heard a lot of nonsense from Hu Yang, laughed and laughed, and heard vulgar words such as "balls, bursting pulp", they were so ashamed that they stomped their feet again and again, and were looking for stones on the ground left and right to throw Hu Yang into black eyes, but they saw a scene that made them dare not believe their eyes......

The tall, majestic, mighty, stinking, cunning, sinister, vicious, ugly horse had its two front legs bent one after the other, and then its hind legs had also fallen to its knees, and its tall body was half shortened, and it fell to its knees like a camel.

The two of them were stunned for a moment and then rubbed their eyes, and then they believed that it was true. It seems that Hu Yang himself has not reacted yet, his hands are still holding on to the object, and he is hunched over, as if he is giving a big salute to the ugly horse, and the two of them can't help crying and laughing.

Qin Bi'er reacted relatively quickly: "Cheeky, it recognizes you as the master, why are you still holding it? Press its head with your right hand and name it!"

Hu Yang heard Qin Bi'er speak, and only then did he know that this guy really recognized the master, and he was very happy in his heart. Let go of the horse and turn to the front of the horse's head, this guy's head is still ugly and can't bear to look at it directly, but his eyes are no longer fierce...... Uh, there are still tears?

It only came to me when I thought about it - it was scared like this.

Even if it is fierce and vicious, it has weaknesses. This guy is so fierce and cunning, violent and violent, but he is the only one who cares about his balls, and it can be seen from the cautious movements when it gets up just now that it is very scared, and it doesn't want to be so frightened that tears roll in its eyes!

Hu Yang stretched out his right hand and pressed it on the map-like, colorful head.

"Rammed goods, your name will be tamping goods in the future. ”

"Hey, hey...... Hey......"

The sudden strange scream almost scared Hu Yang into the air, didn't he like it?

"Make a little noise, you want to scare people to death! Don't like it? Then call it a bastard! ”

"Hey, hey...... Heha...... "This time the voice is really much quieter, but it still says that it is unacceptable.

"I still don't like it, how about it? This is low-key, as low-key as the master. ”

"Hey, hey...... Hey......"

"The young master is a person who reads, and the name is naturally apt and level! You guy is illiterate, how can you be so picky! You can't ram goods, bastard balls, or second goods, but this name must conform to your image?"

"Hey, hey...... Hey......"

"Two balls! This is good, low-key, Sven, popular, and elegant, two balls! haha, and the name!"

Sure enough, this guy is no longer called, these two words are simply created for it!

"Erqiu, get up!

Erqiu really stood up.

"Erqiu came over, I saw the two little grandmothers, and I recognized them clearly, they will also be your masters in the future. ”

Hu Yang introduced Qin Bi'er and Qin Cuier.

Bicui and the others heard that he gave the ugly horse a strange name, although they didn't know what it meant, but they felt very appropriate, the horse was as its name, it was natural, and the heart said that this guy kept saying that he was a reader, which was somewhat level.

Hearing Hu Yang guide the two balls to know themselves, he was about to say hello to the two balls, but suddenly found that there was a problem with the guy's statement, he called himself a master, but taught the two balls to call us grandmothers, and said that we are also the masters, so isn't it us......

Two identical, pink-carved little faces flushed.

But the reactions of the two were completely different, Qin Bi'er stomped her little feet, pointed at Hu Yang and scolded: "Cheeky, you ......"

Then I don't know what to say, it looks like I'm going to be angry.

Qin Cuier, on the other hand, lowered her head and picked up a fist-sized stone from the ground, and threw a lightning-like stone on Hu Yang's face, beating his left eye socket to the same color as an eggplant.

"Hey, hey, ha......"

Hu Yang hasn't reacted yet, the second ball is gone, how can the leading brother Ma Ye just recognize, be bullied by you, the little guy with a green color. He took a few steps forward with his head down, turned his mouth, cracked his mouth, showed two rows of large teeth, and bit Qin Cui'er's little head like a mouse trap......

It is said that Qin Cuier is a master of the Martial King Realm, and no matter what, the second ball will not be her opponent, but Qin Cuier has never seen such a terrifying thing, and at the critical moment, she was hit by the strange sound of the second ball, and she was stunned.

"Two balls, stop!"

At the last moment, Hu Yang shouted to stop.

"Quack ......"

The rat trap slapped two inches away from Qin Cuier's ear, and a hot breath sprayed on her face, startling Qin Cuier. When I turned my head, I saw a huge colorful horse face with miserable white patches of dysentery.

"Ahh......h

Qin Cui'er was so frightened that she screamed, her face turned pale, and the green grasshopper jumped up and ran away in panic. Hu Yang heard Qin Cui'er screaming, thinking that he had been bitten by the second ball, he was taken aback, and hurriedly ran over to check.

The two met head-on, Qin Cui'er was frightened, and saw a person in front of her under the six gods, she didn't have time to think at all, and under the instinct of driving, she jumped up and hugged her neck, wrapping her hands and feet around him like a koala.

Hu Yang only felt that his arms were soft, and Qin Cuier hung on him, his hands tightly around his neck, and his legs were wrapped around his waist by an old tree. He was caught off guard and didn't have time to think, so he instinctively stretched out his hands to hug him.

It's so slippery, it's so fragrant, it's so soft!

Belch...... What did you grasp with both hands? round and warped, slippery and greasy, soft and elastic, it seems that the two are still connected together, and the feel is very good, and both hands involuntarily grabbed twice......

The soft and boneless, delicate and round body of the person in his arms trembled and stiffened, and he saw a small face as white as beautiful jade and delicate to perfection less than three inches in front of him. The beautiful black and white eyes are round and round, the eyes do not move, the ruddy lips are slightly open, and they do not move, and the expression is frozen like a piece of white jade carefully carved into a work of art.

Hu Yang was carried away by this sudden happiness, only to feel that the dantian was hot, and a stream of blood rushed straight to his brain, so the beast's blood boiled and the beast was furious-arms hugged the soft and boneless body, opened his big mouth and bit the slightly open red lips, and actually put his tongue in and stirred it again......

"Oops...... You cheeky, you're going to die!Hurry up and let Cui'er go, or I'll kill you!" Qin Bi'er screamed when she saw that the two dared to make out shamelessly in broad daylight.

Hu Yang heard Qin Bi'er scream, the boiling beast blood cooled quickly as if it had been injected with liquid nitrogen, the beast nature retreated, rationality returned, and then a chill ran down his spine - the young master was in big trouble!

Seeing that Qin Cui'er was still staring at her eyes and her expression was frozen, she seemed to be completely unaware of all this.

He didn't care about the taste of love, his left hand hugged the hips of the person in his arms, his right hand untied the hands and feet of the koala wrapped around him, gently put her on the ground, and his left hand finally grabbed two of them in the place where he was very soft and elastic, and then he was reluctant to let go. In the end, he didn't forget to help smooth out the crumpled turquoise shirt very gracefully, and even helped to brush her hair with pity, Qin Cuier was still sluggish like a puppet.

Taking two steps back, before he could speak, a white and greasy fist with the sound of wind was already heading straight for the door, and with a crisp "snap", a punch hit him in the right eye socket.

Kicking back with both feet, he jumped backwards with his fist, landed unsteadily, and then bowed his body, fell to the ground and rolled, followed by another roll, and escaped three feet away......

"Two balls ~ fast ~ the wind is tight!"

Hu Yang screamed in the midst of his busy schedule.

Erqiu couldn't figure out the situation, seeing Hu Yang being beaten, he was grinning and preparing to be on his shoulder, hearing him scream, although he didn't understand what "the wind was pulling and whining" meant, but it could see that this dragon head brother was probably preparing to flee for his life.

The second ball began to accelerate three zhang away, running diagonally towards Hu Yang, while not forgetting to "hey, hey, hey......" He rushed forward in a few broken steps, and when he was five or six feet away, he made a sharp turn, leaned over, and leaned his horse out of his back.

Hu Yang continued to roll on the ground, and when he saw the second ball coming to him, he bounced off the ground with the momentum of rolling, and landed accurately on the horse's back, and then the horse and monkey stuck to it.

One man and one horse work together seamlessly, as if it has been practiced thousands of times.

Qin Bi'er punched Hu Yang in the eye sockets, not wanting Hu Yang to flee, rolling one after another. She poured her vitality into her legs, and was about to catch up with him and kick him with a rolling gourd, but she was hit by a sudden strange scream from the second ball, dizzy, and delayed for a moment, and when she could chase again, the cunning man and horse had already reached four feet away.