Chapter 4: Surprise and Shock
There is a person called 'ancients' in history who once said: women, especially the kind of women who originally wanted to bully others, but turned out to be at a loss for themselves, are often able to substitute themselves for the weaker side without any psychological burden, and then bite back, even if she is a killer, a violent maniac, and an iron-blooded woman......
What's more, this is still a beautiful woman with a pretty good figure and face, and at this moment, she is shouting for help so 'miserable', I am afraid that she can get the sympathy of the majority of wolf friends.
As a result, the victim became the perpetrator, the small attack became the small suffer, and the roles were instantly reversed, making Ling Xiao a little unable to turn for a while!
Ling Xiao can even imagine the scene when he was condemned by the broad masses of the people!
So, here's the problem, in order for all this to be true, there must be a big premise, that is...... There's got to be someone around!
Some people call it violence, but no one is this fun!
As you can imagine!
Women are pretty and wild, and men are rough and mighty, and their bodies are majestic, plus they are in the wilderness, uninhabited, tall, long-legged, sultry, hoarse and high-pitched voices, and the sky is the bed...... Ahem, it's off topic, it's just that such a scene is inevitably a little confusing.
As the saying goes, no one asks about the wild sparrows in the mountains, and a spring flute moves the heart of heaven!
This is like devoting yourself to the creation of Allure, the live version of cos, what a good poem, a good poem!
This woman definitely has a purpose!
In a daze, Ling Xiao couldn't help but think very regretfully, she must have seen that she was so high-end and elegant, fashionable, beautiful, small and fresh, plus handsome and handsome......
Ling Xiao was thinking very hard about the recent popular words on the Internet, and he thought at the beginning that those gorgeous words were originally born for himself, and he was able to sit in the right seat.
After half a ring, Ling Xiao finally came to a conclusion about the shadow's behavior, and couldn't help but sigh, she, this is going to slander people!
She must have taken a fancy to herself, coveted her beauty, wanted to marry herself, wanted to have children for herself, and wanted to ......
If the shadow knew what Ling Xiao was thinking at this moment, he didn't know if he would be angry to death.
"Call it, call it, you just call it 'Break Your Throat', he doesn't dare to come! I am pure, if you are a falling flower, then I am flowing water, if you are Mingyue, then I am Qingfeng, if you are a bun, then I am a dog, if you are Pan Jinlian, then I am ...... Ahh
Ling Xiao accused loudly, his cheeks flushed, and he subconsciously kneaded the bare ankle of the shadow a few times.
At this moment, the shadows were clouded, the voice stopped abruptly, looking at each other blankly, the hot pain in the chest, feeling like overexertion, panting, just about to angrily scold you are the bun, you are Pan Jinlian, but she felt an indescribable tingling sensation from her ankle that made her almost moan, almost forgetting that this bastard was pinching the most sensitive part of her body.
"What's wrong with you, why are your cheeks so red? Are you sick?"
Ling Xiao thought that the other party was knocked down by his own 'righteousness', and snorted a few times, feeling that he was too smart, the other party was a beauty after all, although she had no chance, but she also had to save some face for others, so she asked a few symbolic questions.
It's just, it's okay not to ask, but the shadow almost didn't find a crack in the ground to get into, this thing, are you teasing the old lady, and what is the matter with the old lady?
Damn it...... It's definitely intentional!
"You...... Let go, I know you!"
The shadow really couldn't stand it, he didn't dare to let this guy continue, otherwise he might be able to do something, fortunately there was no one else here, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to be a man in the future.
"Hmm, don't get close to me, you know me, I don't know you, if you know me, it's better to tell me what I want to know, otherwise you will have good fruit to eat...... Why are your legs so long?"
Ling Xiao glanced at the other party with contempt in his eyes, and then threatened with a serious expression.
'Uh-huh'
The shadow couldn't help it, she was so angry that she didn't come up in one breath, and she fainted completely, she felt that she had not suffered as many grievances in her life as she did today.
Out of sight is pure! dizzy, it's better to be dizzy!
"Uh, why is your mental quality so poor? I'm just kidding you......"
This time, Ling Xiao was a little overwhelmed, and couldn't help laughing a few times, and secretly sighed in his heart that this woman was smart, and in order to avoid embarrassment, she actually let herself faint, which is really high.
As everyone knows, the shadow was by Ling Xiao, and he really fainted without adulteration at all!
"I'm out of luck!"
In the next moment, Ling Xiao had already understood, it turned out that this girl was not pretending but really fainting, pursed her lips, and then used a slight force in her hand, and then a soft force lifted the entire body of the shadow and brought it to her shoulder.
"Huh, this woman looks thin and weak, how can she resist the softness on her body, so comfortable...... Well, today's harvest is good, there is a red line king snake, there are beauties, together they are beauty snakes, very good!"
Just as he was muttering, Ling Xiao slapped Shadow Quite Clever and full buttocks twice, then turned around and hummed a little song and walked down the mountain.
"The blue-faced Doldun grass mud horse ~ the red-faced Guan Gong surrendered the gun ~ the yellow-faced Yang Wei ~ the white-faced Cao Cao...... Hey, I'm right, right? whatever...... It's called ~ scum ???"
Nima, the whole forest sounded like a funny 'singing', I don't know if the protagonist in the sentence will suddenly fall from the sky and dismantle this guy if he hears it......
Time flies, never waits for anyone, when Ling Xiao came to the foot of the mountain, more than half an hour has passed, he is carrying a big beauty on his shoulder, walking over, this scene is really a little 'scary'.
At the foot of the mountain!
Eagle Eye's eyes are sharp, and his vigilance is also very strong, his eyes pay attention to the surroundings from time to time, no one will doubt that as long as there is a slight situation around, Eagle Eye will definitely rush out to eliminate the 'hidden danger' as soon as possible.
Unscrewed a bottle of mineral water casually, and drank it in small sips, this kind of waiting time was the most torturous, and he was very depressed, so he was even more dissatisfied with Ling Xiao in Xu Tianxiong's mouth.
In Hawkeye's opinion, Xu Tianxiong is not a person in the circle and doesn't know what a 'master' is, maybe the Ling Xiao in his mouth does have two hits, but it is definitely not strong.
After all, tigers also have times to nap, and if you can't protect Mr. Xu, this time you will be blind, or rather, you have been deceived!
"Hmph, when the Shadow returns, see what else you have to say!"
Hawkeye muttered quietly, and then his eyes drifted into the distance!
'Poof'
At this moment, Hawkeye's eyes widened suddenly, and even a sip of water just drank it squirted out instantly, he had a pair of 'Eagle Eyes', and the natural visual distance was relatively far, Hawkeye has always been proud of this, but at this moment he can't wait to buckle off his two eyeballs to see if something is wrong.
What did he see? A young man was walking with a big living person on his shoulder, and the big living person looked like a ...... from left to right from top to bottom Shadow!
"it!"
Hawkeye rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and couldn't help but subconsciously scold.
"What's wrong?"
The wolf naturally noticed the abnormality of the eagle eye that was close at hand, and couldn't help frowning, entering his own special unit, the first lesson was to learn to be calm, Taishan collapsed in front and his face did not change, but now, the wolf was very disappointed in the performance of the eagle eye, and wanted to hammer him, but then he felt that something was wrong, and couldn't help but look out the window with the eyes of the eagle.
It's just that it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, when you see it, you almost scolded her mother like Eagle Eye, and her eyebrows twitched and jumped, if you didn't want to maintain your image in front of Mr. Xu, I'm afraid you would have already scolded.
I saw that not far away, Ling Xiao was carrying the shadow on his shoulder, humming a little song and patting, of course, because he was still carrying one person, his hands were a little insufficient, so every time this guy hummed a strange tune, he would pat the shadow...... Buttocks!
petrified, the wolf was petrified, and the distorted face of the shadow had already appeared in his mind!
"What are you looking at......"
Xu Tianxiong couldn't help but look back funny when he saw the appearance of these two people, he recognized that person was Ling Xiao at a glance, but when he turned his gaze to Ling Xiao's shoulder, he suddenly couldn't speak, and he felt that the whole person was not good!
Petrification is a disease that spreads deadly!
Maybe there will be people at the scene who have not seen the true face of the shadow, but everyone knows the clothes, the dark gray clothes like night clothes have only been seen from the body of the shadow, but who would have thought?
The terrifying 'Nightcrawler' on weekdays, the silent shadow of murder, was actually slapped on the ass by someone at this moment, and he didn't resist?
One by one, as if they had seen a ghost, they even forgot their duties, and their brains were in a state of failure!
"That's a big ...... Surprise!"
The heavenly wolf muttered to himself, remembering Xu Tianxiong's words before, his heart couldn't help but twitch fiercely, and then looked at Xu Tianxiong.
"This, where is it still a surprise, it's just a fright...... He's nnd!"
Xu Tianxiong cursed, like the wolf, he didn't dare to imagine how that beautiful girl would react when she knew that everyone would see such a scene, should she ...... Kill people, right?!
Ling ...... Xiao?!"
"Old Xu ......"
Xu Tianxiong muttered, as if he had eaten a whole bitter gourd raw, although he hadn't seen Ling Xiao for several years, he still had a feeling of running away from the desert at this moment.
Shame on you!
It's just that Ling Xiao didn't feel the slightest discomfort about this, he had already approached in three or two steps, looking at Xu Tianxiong, his face was smiling.
"Next!"
Just when everyone was stunned, Ling Xiao suddenly threw the shadow towards the sky wolf behind Xu Tianxiong like a sack, obviously, Ling Xiao should have already guessed the origin of the shadow and had already affirmed the status of the sky wolf among everyone.
"Whew~"
Sky Wolf took a deep breath, after all, he had experienced a big scene, and at the same time he glanced at Ling Xiao deeply with bitterness in his heart, and then helped the shadow into the carriage, and after confirming that the shadow was really not damaged in the slightest, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at the young man in front of him with complicated and shocked eyes.
"Ling Xiao, you are really ...... It's getting more and more ferocious!"