Chapter 2 Zhuang Zhou Mengdie
The red yarn is stacked, and the warm jade is warm and fragrant.
Tianlong woke up in a daze, only to feel a special pain in his head.
"Ah...... Look, Childe's words moved!"
"Childe, are you awake? Childe....Childe is awake. Sanniang, you don't have to die. ”
Then, Tenryu faintly heard the cheers of a group of women.
Tianlong woke up slowly, only to feel a splitting headache, and immediately realized that something was wrong. The surrounding layout is no longer the previous narrow streets, but in a strange place, the surrounding layout is antique, and for a moment I can't help but throb in my heart: "Is it really back to the past, where is this?" He closed his eyes again, trying to recall every place he had experienced in the past twenty years, but unfortunately there was not a single scene in his memory that matched the present.
"Isn't it going back in time? Caught by those weirdos in their sect? Oh no, what about the Great Dream Heart Sutra?"
A beautiful woman dressed in a purple light veil was leaning over to stare at his face, and the sturdy double-peaked split clothes were about to come out, and Tianlong's mouth was dry for a while. When the woman saw Tianlong open his eyes, she immediately threw herself into his arms, her eyes filled with tears of joy, and said, "Childe, you have finally woken up." It's really going to scare the slave family to death. ”
Tianlong was at a loss and wondered, "Huh, I'm still a child? Wait, where is this? Who are you? We don't seem to know each other, right?"
The woman smiled: "Childe is really good at laughing, this is Handan, Zhao Guo." Childe forgot about the slave family so quickly. I'm Su Sanniang, my son was still lying on someone's bed last night, and now I forgot about them. Childe was too brave last night, but he used too much force and passed out all of a sudden, and the slave family was scared to death by you. A cloud of yellow light suddenly appeared on Childe's body just now, and then Childe woke up. ”
Tianlong was a little unnatural, and couldn't help but point to himself with his index finger and said, "Childe, who am I?"
Su Sanniang was surprised: "Childe, don't you even remember yourself? Didn't you tell the slave family that you are Tian Bule, the prince of Qi State?"
"When did I become the prince of Qi, wait, Qi State, Zhao State, Handan, I shouldn't be in the Warring States, right?"
Tenryu felt that he must be crazy, and he suddenly felt a dizziness in his head. A large amount of information poured into his mind, and it was easy for his mind to explode like a pain in the past, and he calmed down again, relieved himself, and sorted out his thoughts, only to realize that he had really worn the Warring States more than 2,000 years ago, and inexplicably became the younger brother of Tian Jian, the king of Qi, and Tian Bule, the proton of Qi who now lives in Zhao State. Presumably, at the same time that Tianlong was sucked into the space-time tunnel by the illustrated version of "Golden Vase Plum", that is, the "Great Dream Heart Sutra" in the mouth of the Kunlun faction, Tian Bule, the prince of Naqi, also happened to die happily in bed, and by mistake cheapened Tianlong, who was chased and killed by the Kunlun faction, who didn't even know where his body was, and now the place where he was lying was in a brothel in Handan, Zhao State.
Tianlong thought about the record of Tian Bule in the history books, and he remembered that Tian Jian's younger brother was mentioned in the history books, and it seemed that he was called Tian Jiao, not Tian Bule. However, Qin Shi Huang swept through the six countries, and the nobles of the six kingdoms were busy fleeing for their lives, and it was most normal to change their names. At the end of the Qin Dynasty, the remnants of the Six Kingdoms returned to the country one after another, and Tian Jiao was elected by everyone to become the king of Qi, but this King of Qi was in name only, timid and weak, and was fiddled with by the generals who had heavy troops, and was later driven out of Qi by his generals, fled to Chu State, and was finally killed by the Chu people, which can be regarded as an unlucky bastard.
"Tian Bule, it should be the poor puppet Tian Jiao at the end of Qin, right? This guy is living an incomparably bad life. What's more, being the prince of Qi is always much better than being a third-rate quack doctor in the black market, and if you come, you will be safe, and from now on I will be Tian Bule! Even if the Qi country is destroyed, when I find the "Great Dream Heart Sutra", I can return to modern times and tie Xiaowan to me forever. ”
"But the world is so big, how can I find the "Great Dream Heart Sutra"? More than 2,000 years ago, the Kunlun faction should have been established, if it was really founded by the legendary Jiang Ziya. My current identity is Tian Bule, the prince of Qi, so maybe I can use this identity to do something......"
Rubbing his forehead, no longer thinking about this problem that gave him a headache, he subconsciously touched the * thing, but fortunately the thing was still there. Men are always fragile, and at this time, only through the gadget of *, Tianlong can find a trace of his true existence.
Since waking up, he found himself in the world more than 2,000 years ago, from the panic at the beginning to the current calmness, he has become Tian Bule's adaptation unexpectedly fast, and I don't know if it is the memory fragments and subconscious of the ex that are at work. Especially when I found that my current body was stronger than in my previous life, and I don't know why, I have endless energy in my body. As the royal family of Qi State, Tian Bule looks very handsome, with a height of 1.85 meters, a tiger's back, black and white eyes, a tall and straight nose, and the training of nobles since he was a child, which added a natural nobility to Tian Bule. After complacently examining his body, the new body can be called perfect from the perspective of modern medicine. Although it remains to be further examined whether his crossing possession will cause some abnormalities like some crossing people.
"Alas, Xiao Wan doesn't know what's going on, I hope she's happy. After half a lifetime, thinking that I had nothing in the original world, the only person who could make me worry about it was Xiaowan. Was it because I failed too much, or was God punishing me? What is God's intention in bringing me to this world of indisputable reality?"
"Childe, what are you thinking?"
A lotus-like jade arm hugged Tian Bule's tiger body from behind, and exhaled like an orchid at Tian Bule's earlobe. Su Sanniang is the top girl in the drunken red garden of the three major stormy places in Handan City, Zhao State, with skin like snow, petite body, melon-seed-like delicate face without any faulty flaws, and a pair of charming eyes that are fascinating. It was because of her that the unlucky little prince of Qi Kingdom, Tian Bule, died of losing his yang, and his soul was scattered.
In the Warring States Period, people like Tian Bule who were hostages in other countries were the children of the clan who were very disadvantaged in their own countries, and once the two countries turned their faces and fought each other, the hostages in the enemy country would always be disposed of as soon as possible. So people like them live a life of indulgence. However, according to the memory he just received, Tian Bule came here, not only to find flowers and willows, but more importantly, this Qinglou is a gold cave that Zhao Guo's dignitaries often come to, and they can inquire about the news. The result is very sad, this time I don't know what happened, maybe I ate something to forcibly aphrodisiac and made me too excited, and I actually died in battle.
With so much information in his mind at once, Tian Bule didn't have a clue about the future, so he simply stopped thinking about it. He hugged Su Sanniang, reached into her clothes with a big hand, kneaded the softness on Su Sanniang's chest, and asked casually, "Is there anything interesting in Handan City recently?"
Su Sanniang smiled: "Isn't Childe doing fun things now?" Su Sanniang said, and her jade hand stroked Tian Bule's chest, which caused Tian Bule to be angry.
Su Sanniang teased Tian Bule, and after thinking for a while, she pretended to be serious: "The slave family heard that the general Li Mu once again repelled Donghu at the border of Daijun and captured countless cattle and horses. The booty had been shipped back to Handan, and King Zhao was very happy and gave the excellent breeds of horses to the Wujia Ranch......"
"Wu family?"
When Tian Bule heard the Wu family, he felt that it seemed a little familiar, and repeated the Wu family more.
Su Sanniang said with a smile: "The son has not been in Handan for a long time, so he may not know much about it. This Wu family is a celebrity in front of our King Zhao, their Wujia Fort is near Handan, but everyone knows it, and more than half of our war horses in Dazhao are provided by the Wu family. ”
Tian Bule finally found the information about the Wu family from the depths of his long memory, and his heart suddenly throbbed, and he couldn't help but ask a little trembling but a little excited: "Is there a warrior with the surname of the Wu family recently?"
Su Sanniang was surprised: "How did Childe know." The slave family only heard those prostitutes tell one thing yesterday, there is a warrior named Xiang Shaolong, half a year ago in a battle with horse thieves, in order to save his companions, one person resisted 800 horse thieves, and finally died heroically. It's a pity. ”
"Xiang Shaolong? Xiang Shaolong? This is getting more and more interesting, is there really a time-traveler like Xiang Shaolong in history? It's just that Qin Shi Huang's book-burning pit Confucianism really submerged and destroyed all his information?"
Tian Bule's heart was full of doubts and excitement. The TV series "Looking for Qin" was very popular back then, Tian Bule watched it when he was bored, and he was very envious of Xiang Shaolong's indulgent life in ancient times, so he specially found the original work of Xun Qin Ji and many works on the history of the Warring States and the Qin Dynasty to study one or two.
Zhuang Zhou's dream of butterflies, is Zhuang Zhou's dream a butterfly, or is a butterfly's dream of Zhuang Zhou?
Tian Bule understood that everything seemed to be true, not acting, he suddenly wanted to find Xiang Shaolong, who was also a traveler, and it should be easier to communicate with each other. If you can join forces with Xiang Shaolong, with the advanced theory of the two of them for more than 2,000 years, it may not be impossible even if you want to win the entire world, and Xiang Shaolong should still have the instrument of space-time teleportation on his body, so that even if he does not have the Great Dream Heart Sutra, he will have the opportunity to return to modern times, and if the attempt to achieve great things fails and the battle for hegemony fails, he can also bring a few valuable cultural relics back from here, and he can also be developed, and he will have enough strength to find Xiaowan. However, listening to Su Sanniang's narration, it is speculated that Xiang Shaolong should not have arrived in Handan yet, it seems that he is still in Wu'an City at the moment, and there is still a period of time before he becomes famous in Handan. He was thinking about it, and suddenly felt cold, it turned out that Su Sanniang had already been unbearable to Tian Bule's teasing, and a layer of redness appeared on the skin of the frost and snow, and it became active.
Su Sanniang's eyes were like silk, and she said coquettishly: "Son, come on!"
Tian Bule turned over and pressed Su Sanniang under him, lifted her delicate jade chin, moved her melon seed pretty face completely under the eyes, kissed her delicate lips more than ten times, and used the method of provoking love he learned in modern times to tease this beauty. The big hand moved down at the same time, sweeping over the firm breasts and soft waist, and pressed the palm of the hand to her burning lower abdomen, which had no excess fat.
Su Sanniang hugged Tian Bule's tiger back and bear waist, her delicate body was swinging, her whole body trembled slightly, her breathing became more and more rapid, and her fragrant tongue kissed Tian Buile's face passionately, and she began to be emotional.
Su Sanniang gently pushed Tian Bule away, turned over and sat on Tian Bule's body. In Tian Bule's puzzled gaze, he picked up the wine glass at the head of the bed, drank half a glass of wine, and then kissed Tian Bule's mouth, and slowly poured the wine into his mouth. The wine is mixed with the saliva of the beautiful woman, and it has a different taste.
Tian Bule secretly exclaimed in his heart, he just nodded Su Sanniang a little, but he didn't expect her to learn so quickly without a teacher.
The two separated, Su Sanniang had already flooded with spring tides, * fell into his arms with a bang, pounced on Tian Bule's broad chest, and rained hot kisses on Tian Bule's forehead, eyes, nose and chest.
Su Sanniang glanced at him charmingly, and gasped: "Childe, did you take any medicine, why have you become so powerful since you woke up?"
Tian Bule laughed twice, supported Su Sanniang's delicate body, turned on one side slightly, and was already on the sword. (http://.)。
The night is as cool as water, but it is filled with intense lust. Dreaming back at midnight, Tian Bule carefully moved down from Su Sanniang's delicate body that hugged him like an octopus, and walked out of the door, where he was on the third floor of a small building in Zuihongyuan.
Standing on the small building, you can have a glimpse of the scenery of Handan City.
The moonlight is like water, and the earth is silent.
Handan City appears to be very large, the city is high and the walls are thick, there is a husband when the pass, and there is a trend of ten thousand people not opening. The towers were full of sentinels, and groups of mighty soldiers were patrolling the deserted streets. According to Tian Bule's memory, Handan City has nearly 100,000 households, not counting the army, and each household has more than 10 to hundreds of people, according to this calculation, this big city actually exceeds 1 million people. This is barely a medium-sized city in modern times. It's amazing how a Chinese city 2,000 years ago has reached such prosperity. Filled with pastures, farmland, and warehouses, the city is almost as small as a self-sufficient country.
Tian Bule looked around, and the tide of thought fluctuated.
Since coming to this world, everything has a dreamlike and unreal feeling, and the current era has nothing to do with him, although he has a fairly noble identity: the little prince of Qi. He was at this moment when his mind suddenly became clear.
In this world of the jungle, if you want to survive, you have to be strong. Since he is here, he has to live a wonderful life, whether it is a dream or a joke played by God.
"In this world, there will definitely be a place for my Tian Bule!"