Chapter 152 Both were tortured into rabbit holes
The jade-faced little martial god Zhou Ying and Dong Petal flew to the Immortal Mountain on a giant kite, and the jade-faced little martial god said: "Petal, isn't it very interesting to sit on the kite, just like a bird flying, so free, so comfortable, this wonderful feeling is better than honey." [Ran^Text^Library] []”
Dong Huahua said: "Zhou Ying is really happy to be with you to ride this giant kite, like a child who has found a playmate and a toy at the same time, riding the wind and flying in the air with a kite is really enjoyable!"
The two were talking happily, and suddenly the string of the five kites broke, and the fairy mountain was under their feet, and the five kites fell into the tree.
The dragon warrior and Fang Qing jumped down from the tree, looked at the surrounding trees, and suddenly a group of rabbits jumped up, some white and gray, some red and green, some black and some yellow, these rabbits saw the dragon warrior and Fang Qing, as if they were talking to each other, Fang Qing thought: How did I meet a group of rabbits, don't rabbits love to eat carrots? I will turn a carrot for them to eat, so that I can buy rabbit hearts.
Fangqing shook his left hand, a carrot appeared in his hand, Fangqing squatted down the carrot to feed this group of rabbits, a big white rabbit stepped forward and picked up the carrot and returned to the rabbit group, this group of rabbits ate a rabbit in one bite, and soon this group of rabbits ate a carrot, Fangqing watched this group of rabbits eat carrots, was in a good mood, stood aside and smiled. The dragon warrior saw that this group of rabbits was so cute, and the burden in his heart was finally let go, but he didn't encounter any monsters.
The dragon warrior said, "Fangqing, you are so loving, and you also feed carrots to the rabbit, which is really touching." ”
Fang Qing said: "Of course, if a person as beautiful as me had love, wouldn't it be perfect! Of course I would learn to be loving, and this is the true embodiment of the beauty of my soul." ”
Fang Qing and the dragon warrior were talking, suddenly the rabbits began to grow bigger, and suddenly turned into rabbit people, and I saw that these rabbits had long rabbit ears, and their appearance was exactly the same as that of humans, and they were wearing all kinds of clothes. The dragon warrior and Fang Qing showed a frightened look on the side, and the dragon warrior said, "Fang Qing, your carrot should not be a magic version, why did the rabbit become a rabbit man after eating it?" ”
Fang Qing said: "I have become an ordinary carrot, and it is not a magic carrot, and we have encountered monsters again." ”
One of the rabbits at the head said: "First of all, thank you for your carrots, we were hungry just now, your carrots are not only delicious, but also fill your stomachs, and then, I want to ask you who you are, what are you doing in Xianren Mountain?"
The dragon warrior said with a smile: "A few big brothers, the carrot just now is not a tribute, don't worry about it, please take care of us when we first come to Guibao Land, we are tourists from the Flying Kite Pavilion, and we have come to Xianren Mountain to travel, who are you from Xianren Mountain?"
Brother Rabbit said: "It turned out to be a tourist from the Flying Kite Museum, if you want to ask us who we are, you may not know, we have a king named Rabbit Cunning, have you ever heard of it?"
The dragon warrior said: "It turned out to be the rabbit cunning three, I haven't heard of it." ”
Brother Rabbit's eyes were full of fierce light, and the frightened Dragon Warrior trembled, and Brother Rabbit said solemnly: "Whether you have heard of it or not, you have been imprisoned by our subordinates today, and someone will lock it up for me, bring it back to the rabbit hole, and our king Rabbit will deal with it." ”
Saying that, a few rabbits stepped forward and immediately cuffed the dragon warrior and Fangqing with their handcuffs, and the dragon warriors were about to draw their swords to resist, but it was too late, and before the dragon warriors could react, they were handcuffed by several rabbit people.
The dragon warrior wept bitterly and whimpered, "I knew that I would have drawn my sword and fought together, and both of them would have been captured by the monster." ”
Brother Rabbit was pulling the rope in front and heard what the dragon warrior said, so he said, "You said that there you are, we rabbit people are not monsters, but elves who have cultivated for thousands of years. Besides, we didn't arrest you to harm you, but to ask you to go and see our king rabbit cunning, do you still need to draw your sword and fight so seriously?"
The dragon warrior put away his tears and said, "Aren't we just here to travel to Immortal Mountain, as for you to arrest us, it's not very unreasonable." We are good law-abiding citizens, and if you treat me like this, you will be punished by God, so let us confess to God, so that your crimes will be reduced. ”
Brother Rabbit said nonchalantly: "In this area, I am the boss, I see that one dares to punish me." Don't be clever enough to defend yourself, you will know when you see the king, you still think about what you say when you see our king!"
As he spoke, a few lightning flashed in the sky, and the thunder buzzed, and Brother Rabbit was full of horror, hugged his hands together, and said, "God spare your life, say a word casually, don't take it to heart." ”
As he spoke, it rained in the sky, and Brother Rabbit suddenly brightened up and said, "It's just raining, it's really scared me to death." ”
The dragon warrior said, "This is a warning from heaven. If you don't let us go, we will be struck by lightning. ”
Brother Rabbit had a fierce face and said indignantly: "Don't curse me, or I'll give you some color to see." ”
At this time, another rolling thunder made a monster in the air, and Brother Rabbit was so frightened that he trembled all over, and he couldn't help but be angry, so he turned around and headed
The dragon warrior is a few mouths, Brother Rabbit panted while being big, but the Dragon Warrior still kept his smile unchanged, Brother Rabbit's eyes suddenly lit up, only then did he find that this Dragon Warrior was really generous and calm, with rough skin and thick flesh, and extremely high internal strength, it was really real gold and was not afraid of fire, and slapping him a few times was probably like tickling him, a good traveler from the Flying Kite Pavilion, and he was clearly a martial arts hero.
Brother Rabbit also pretended to smile and said: "Good boy, your kung fu is good, it doesn't hurt to hit you a few times, it seems that you have real kung fu." ”
The dragon warrior said: "Of course, I am a generation of heroes, you arrested me, but you want to cause panic in the martial arts situation, maybe how many knights will explore the rabbit hole at night to save the two of us." ”
Brother Rabbit said: "Delusional, let alone a martial arts knight, even if the emperor of the Protoss Jade Emperor Dao is here, no one will come to know, because this place is thousands of miles away from the Jade Emperor City, and there are many monsters along the way, and few people who come in can get out alive." ”
The dragon warrior said: "This place is thousands of miles away from the Jade Emperor City, and I really didn't expect it to be so far away. ”
Brother Rabbit said: "There are many things I didn't expect, and when you get to the rabbit hole, you will know how big the rabbit hole is." ”
The dragon warrior said disdainfully: "Isn't it just a rabbit hole, how big can it be." ”
Brother Rabbit smiled and said with a stomachache: "Hey, brother, don't be smart, our residence is called Rabbit Hole, you will know what it is like in a moment." ”
As he spoke, the dragon warrior and Fang Qing and the rabbit echelon led by Big Brother Rabbit arrived at the rabbit hole.
The dragon warrior and Fang Qing opened their mouths and said, "Wow. ”
It turned out that there was a castle in front of it, and there was a fast plaque on the door of the castle with two large white lacquer characters written on it.
Brother Rabbit came to the guard in front of the gate and said, "Open the door of the castle, and then go and tell the king at once, we have captured two travelers from the kite dancing hall and wait for the king to deal with them." ”
The guard said, "Yes, my lord, I will do it." ”
The gates of the castle were opened, and the dragon warriors and Fang Qing were taken inside.
Entering the castle, the dragon warrior found that the castle is quite distinctive, there are oil paintings hanging all around, just come in and see a rabbit and her rabbit lady statue, they were taken directly to the second floor, just enter the hall on the second floor and see a long very small, wearing a military uniform rabbit man sitting on the throne, there are several ministers on both sides. The two of them were brought to Rabbit Cunsan, and Rabbit Cunning said, "You two are the travelers of the Flying Kite Pavilion that Rabbit Xiaobai said." ”
The dragon warrior thought to himself: It turns out that Brother Rabbit is called Rabbit Xiaobai. The dragon warrior said solemnly: "That's right, we are the travelers of the Wind Dance Kite Pavilion, and you are the eldest of the rabbit people, the rabbit cunning." ”
Rabbit Cunsan said: "That's right, if you don't change your name in the downstream, you don't change your surname, and your name will be called Rabbit Cunsan." ”
Dragon Samurai: "Rabbit Cunning, we are legal tourists, you have no reason to detain us, let us go." ”
Rabbit sly said: "You kid is not small, what a legal tourist, I am the king of law here, I am talking about who is going to detain you, I don't have a meal for nothing." ”
The dragon warrior said, "What do you want?"
Rabbit Cunning said: "I have no one to clean up in time, so you might as well stay here with me to clean, there will be no shortage of your food." ”
The dragon warrior thought to himself: Isn't this just an opportunity, let's clean up and need to open the handcuff, and then I'm trying to find a way to escape.
The dragon warrior said, "Okay, I'll just listen to you." ”
Rabbit sly said: "Bring the paper, I want to sign with the two of you." ”
As he spoke, the minister brought two pieces of paper and wrote: Rabbit Cunning Three and one of the tourists of the Wind Dance Kite Hall signed this agreement, and the signator must clean the rabbit hole, pay attention to the terms: The third floor is not allowed to enter.
The dragon warrior looked at it and thought: I didn't expect the rabbit to be quite formal, and he won't really do it here for the rest of his life!
The dragon warrior and Fang Qing signed and drew a charge on it, so the rabbit sly said, "Open the handcuff of the two of them." ”
Saying that, Rabbit Xiaobai opened the handcuff of the two, the dragon warrior and Fang Qing hurriedly moved their muscles, and the guards shouted on the side: "Don't move, don't hear." The dragon warrior and Fang Qing had to be obedient, and the dragon warrior and Fang Qing had to stand in the middle without moving. The rabbit pretended to be benevolent and said, "Be lenient with your captives, and don't be rude to them." ”
The dragon warrior said, "Don't be pretending there, it's so kind, but let us go." ”
Rabbit sly said: "One yard is one yard, and the work still has to be done." ”
Then he said, "Bring me the mop." So saying, the guard brought two strippers.
Rabbit Cunsan suddenly handed over the stripping to the dragon warrior and Fang Qing, and said, "The responsibility of cleaning will be entrusted to you." ”
So the dragon warrior and Fang Qing began to clean up on the second floor of the rabbit hole.