Chapter 200: The Rumbling of Farts in the Sarcophagus

When everyone saw the fine sand rolling in, they didn't have time to think about it, so they all jumped into the sarcophagus.

And Wu Yiguan saw that everyone jumped into the sarcophagus, and hurriedly said: "Wait for me!" also jumped into the sarcophagus, but the strength was slightly greater, and his forehead hit the side of the sarcophagus. That Wu Yiguan's body softened, and he fainted again.

The fine sand was instantly the same height as the sarcophagus, and when it was about to shed down the sarcophagus, the lid of the sarcophagus suddenly jumped up automatically, and with a "boom", it covered the top of the sarcophagus.

A moment later, the crowd heard the sound of quicksand, which flooded the sarcophagus, and for a moment silence was restored.

If there were only two people, Ling Han and Jia Ren, this sarcophagus would still be very spacious, but if there were eight more people, it would be very compact, and in a hurry, these ten people could also squeeze down, which was really a miracle.

"Brother Han, I can't move!" Jia Ren said with a blushing face, Ling Han's body was pressed on top of him, although he knew that Ling Han was holding up hard, he still felt some weight.

Ling Han felt that Jia Ren was facing his face, blowing like an orchid, and felt a tingling itch slightly.

"I can't move either!" Ling Han said. The two of them were the first to enter the sarcophagus, so they were crushed to the bottom. Ling Han was afraid that everyone would press on Jia Ren, so he protected Jia Ren, supported himself on his elbows, and tried his best to stand up. But the weight of the person above was too heavy, so he still pressed on Jia Ren's body slightly, and felt a piece of softness on Jia Ren's body.

Immediately followed by Tianbao, the five big and three rough ones occupied a place, and they snorted dissatisfiedly, and said, "Ah! Who is touching Lao Tzu's legs!"

Next to Tianbao is Wuwei, Tianbao's feet are facing Wuwei's face, and a refreshing foot smell is close to Wuwei's nostrils, but Wuwei's hand is suppressed, and he doesn't even have a chance to cover his nose. Wuwei closed his mouth tightly and was forced to take a breath. Suddenly, I felt that my hand touched a thick leg, and I thought it was Tianbao's, and in a fit of anger, I grabbed it tightly!

"Oops!" I only heard Tie Da scream! It turned out that Wuwei grabbed Tie Da's thigh, Wuwei knew that he had caught the wrong person, and secretly laughed in his heart, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, but he was holding it in his heart, but his whole body kept trembling.

"Who's that!" said Iron angrily, kicking one leg in some direction. As a result, being squeezed by everyone, the two prosthetic feet were squeezed out. Tie Da couldn't help but shout, "My feet! Who took my feet!"

Bai Lang was at Tie Da's feet, because Bai Lang was small and flexible, and he didn't feel the pressure, and the pressure hit Ling Han's side, so Bai Lang here is still a little spacious, but the sarcophagus is black, and he can't see anything clearly, which makes Bai Lang feel depressed, and at this time, Tie Da threw over two prosthetic feet, Bai Lang was startled, grabbed it, and felt hard, so he pulled it aside casually and touched the car doctor next to him.

Doctor Che sighed and said, "Alas, it's a pity for those books of mine!" The bag of books didn't have a chance to take away, it must have been buried in the quicksand.

Doctor Ma also sighed and said, "It's a pity that I have those medicinal herbs!" Doctor Ma didn't have time to take away the bag of medicinal materials, in fact, even if the two of them brought it, this sarcophagus would not be able to put other items.

The two divine doctors hugged each other, and on the other side of the sarcophagus, it seemed that many years ago, they were also hugging each other, playing and playing in the mother's womb.

"Qianzi, you said that there is no ventilation in this sarcophagus?" asked Doctor Ma.

"Brother, I vaguely feel that there is still air flow in, although we are likely to be squeezed to death, but we will not be suffocated! Now the most feared thing is that someone farts, then we must be smoked to death!" said Ma Shenyi.

"Oops!" Wu Yiguan groaned, and then stopped moving.

At this time, a green figure walked freely through the gap between everyone, it was the "golden retriever and green lion", its green body was fluorescent in this darkness, and it shone over everyone's squeezed and deformed faces in turn. Everyone was squeezed sadly, and when they saw that the little worm was moving freely, they couldn't help but envy the benefits of being slim.

Suddenly, the "golden retriever and blue lion" raised his head and made a "poof" sound, which turned out to be a fart.

As the saying goes: stinky farts don't make sound, loud farts don't stink, but the fart of "Golden Retriever Bishi" is loud and smelly. The horse doctor is really afraid of something, this "golden retriever and green lion" just ate a lot of Ling Han's blood, it seems that he didn't digest it too much, the taste of this fart is really a hundred turns, compared to Tianbao's foot odor is simply better!

Jia Ren smelled a foul smell, just covered his nostrils and said, "Brother Han, your little worm is really in a hurry!"

Ling Han blushed and said, "This enemy!" After saying that, he closed his mouth, only to feel a soft little mouth kiss lightly on his face, and suddenly, it seemed that his nostrils were full of fragrance.

"Ahh

"Dead worm, what are you doing with so much food, I'm not afraid to kill you!" Wuwei also cursed.

The "Golden Retriever Green Lion" seemed to understand Wuwei's words, and actually climbed onto Wuwei's face!

I didn't dare to fight the five flavors, I didn't dare to bite it, I didn't dare to move, I was at a loss.

And the "Golden Retriever Bishi" seems to recognize that these five flavors are the man who just held a stick and fought with him, it is really a narrow road, and the "Golden Retriever Bishi" does not bite the five flavors, but just climbs to the side of the ears of the five flavors, gently shakes the mane, itches so much that the five flavors laugh again and again, and the breath is uneven and says: "Haha! haha...... Division...... Uncle Ancestor...... Hahaha...... Hurry up, get it away, haha......"

Tie Da is also next to the "Golden Retriever and Blue Lion", and he is also the direct victim of the stinky fart, Tie Da is reluctant to say more, because with a mouth, the stinky fart will take advantage of the void. So, it was only when I had to take a breath that I had to.

Bai Lang knew that this stinky fart was the work of that little worm, and he didn't dare to say anything, but whispered: "Evil!" It's just that inside this sarcophagus, including the "Golden Retriever and Blue Lion", they can all hear it clearly.

Doctor Che shook his head and said: "I don't know how to talk about the world, I don't like to chew words, I stink, and I make trouble in front of people, fart and fart, it's really unreasonable!"

Doctor Ma was not so elegant, but just scolded: "Little enemy, wait for me to go out, I have to plug your ass!"

Everyone was crowded one after another, and they all complained bitterly for a while, only Ling Han Jia Ren seemed to be intoxicated with the world of the two, as if he had forgotten time.

Tie Da suddenly said: "Hurry up and think of a way, how to get out of here! If I hold it for a while, I will be smoked to death!"

Five flavors: "Use your black hammer to see if you can smash the bottom of this sarcophagus, let's dig a hole in the ground!"

When everyone heard this, they all thought it was good, and Ling Han said: "Brother Tie, quickly lend me the "Ugin Hammer", and I will try to expose the bottom of this coffin!"

After hearing this, Tie Da stuffed the "Wujin Hammer" to Wuwei, and Wuwei stuffed it to Tianbao, and Tianbao handed it over to Ling Han.

Ling Han took the "Ugin Hammer" with great difficulty, but as soon as his hand moved, the weight pressed on Jia Ren's body, and as soon as Jia Ren dodged to the side, Ling Han supported it with his hand again.

Ling Han said: "Sister Jia, you try to smash it with this "Wujin Hammer"!"

Jia Ren said: "I feel very good here, why do you want to go out?" This kiss made Jia Ren feel that inside this sarcophagus, it was also the most happy thing in the world.

Ling Han said: "Sister Jia, this is not the time to laugh, wait for us to go out, will you talk about it?"

Jia Ren pouted and said, "It's not good! You still have others like it when you go out! How good it is here, I'm the only one!"

Ling Han saw that Jia Ren seemed to be playing with Miss's temper, so he whispered, "We can be together when we go out!"

When Jia Ren heard this, his face turned red and said, "Brother Han, you are not allowed to lie to me!"

Ling Han said: "If I lie to you, I will be worse off than dead!"

When Jia Ren heard this, he was happy, so he took the "Ugin Hammer" and smashed it lightly towards his side!

The sound of "bell" turned out to be the sound of metal.

That Wu Yiguan was awakened by the sound at this time, and happened to smell the stinky fart of the "Golden Retriever and Bi Lion", frowned, and said: "No need to fart! Try to see the world turn upside down!"

Before the words fell, everyone only felt that the bottom of the sarcophagus under them had fallen violently, and everyone fell down!