Chapter 13: Slaves
Chapter 13 Minions
It is said that Hu Yang was taken by Qin Bi'er to a large room full of fiery red decorations, and on the way, Hu Yang kept thinking about who was not a man, not a woman, and not a ladyboy, and he didn't care about looking at the surrounding environment.
When I came to the female king, I didn't dare to look at it more, that woman was too enchanting and charming, if she didn't hold back on the spot and had a nosebleed, wouldn't it be ugly? Lazily lying on the object that looks like a chair and a bed, how comfortable the posture is, Hu Yang is even more afraid to look at it, seeing too much, if he can't help but show his animal nature, wouldn't his life be in danger?
The female king looked at him, and said slowly in a soft and magnetic voice: "You will be my person in the future, your slave, your life is mine, everything is mine, just serve by the side of this king, and you will be called Xiaochunzi in the future." Do you understand?"
Hu Yang heard it very clearly, but he didn't think about anything else, only in the thunder and flint, he understood who lived in that room before: I'm so stupid, others have already prompted me to the extent that I don't know the answer! Besides, after interrogating myself that day, didn't I say that I would put myself in Xiao Chunzi's room!
Damn! Eunuch!
God, you're playing with me!
After standing stunned for a long time, Hu Yang thought of what the royal sister said just now: I am your person, I am your minion, my life is yours, and everything is yours. Damn! You want to play the role of the queen to the extreme! The master is your minion, everything is yours, isn't the master's body also yours? The master's chastity is also yours? What do you ask the master to kneel for you, and the master has to ??????
Having said that, between chastity and small life, the balance in Hu Yang's heart is still slightly inclined to save his life first. But I'm afraid that this girl has been letting me be a slave but I will not take it with chastity! That little master will not be a widow for the rest of his life? This is not to occupy the pit...... Uh, vulgar......
Hu Yang's heart was like a mess, and he was demented for a while, and the female king was not in a hurry, but just looked at him quietly. I saw that Hu Yang's face was blue for a while, blue for a while, white for a while, gritted his teeth for a while, and his face was distorted, which I thought was very interesting.
Hu Yang knew that he was inescapable of this catastrophe, and he couldn't help but think of the old man Jingyi who said that he was the male among the people, and he still believed it. Is that life only valid on Earth? I finally didn't die, and when I came here, I had to be a minion, and the difference was too great! But no matter what, we had to fight! At the very least, uh, we had to try......
Sorting out his thoughts, Hu Yang said respectfully: "King, the villain has something to say. ”
The female king looked at him with interest: "Tell me to hear it." ”
"Yes. The villain thought about it carefully just now, the villain has never served anyone, has no experience, is careless, careless, and careless, I am afraid that the more he serves the king, the more uncomfortable he will be, and the king will see if it is better to find a person with delicate thoughts and dexterous hands and feet. Besides, the villain is also practicing martial arts these days, the villain feels that his qualifications are good, the king gives the villain a little time, and the villain will cultivate the martial arts to some use, and when the time comes, he will saddle the horse and die for the king. At that time, if the king needs as many people to serve, the villain will tie up the king and make the king serve comfortably. ”
Hu Yang is already eloquent, and he used to watch a lot of TV series, so he racked his brains to imitate those lines and said a reason, and he felt very convincing.
But that female king doesn't eat this set at all, how can she be a dignified mountain king, how can she reason with you, a person who has not yet started martial arts cultivation, in a low voice?
With a smile on his face, he listened to the magnetic voice like a cat's paw tickling his heart and asked, "Let me ask you, do you know who lived in your room before?"
Hu Yang had a bad premonition: "I just knew, Xiao Chunzi." ”
The female king's smile became better and better: "Then do you know, who is Haruko?"
Hu Yang felt more and more uncomfortable: "Back to the king, the villain doesn't know." ”
The female king still smiled seductively, and her tone was very soft, as if she was talking in a homely manner: "Huh...... As far as you are so small, you are still playing clever with my mother, pretending to be confused, and I don't bother to tell you more, he is a eunuch. ”
After speaking, he asked, "Now do you think it is better to serve the king or do something else?"
Hu Yang still wanted to insist, and mentioned the last hard breath: "The villain thinks it's appropriate to do other things, I think I'm poplar ......."
The female king smiled even more beautifully, shining brightly, and didn't wait for Hu Yang to say and play: "Oh...... It turns out that your name is Hu Yang, your name sounds good, and you are very handsome, why are you stupid? Cui'er, you go and call a person with delicate minds and dexterous hands and feet to come in. ”
Hu Yang didn't know what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd, and said in her heart, you girl actually learned to speak, fortunately, the heavyweight line just now was cut off by you and didn't say it, otherwise you would have learned it again.
I saw that the female king slowly turned her body to the side, looking at Hu Yang, Hu Yang was nervous for a while, and he wanted to look but didn't dare to look. I didn't want the woman to poke her face in front of Hu Yang, and then a sentence almost scared Hu Yang to death on the spot: "Hu Yang, yes, I'm going to turn you into a real Xiaochunzi!"
Hu Yang's five thunders thundered, the chrysanthemums twitched, the two trembled, and suddenly a white sweat appeared! I can't care about the discipline anymore, how can I keep the roots?
"Sister, wait a minute! Hu Yang thought about it again just now, the king, you are wise and powerful, the gods are powerful, the women do not let the eyebrows, and they are still above the eyebrows, Hu Yang's admiration for the king is like a surging river, endless, it is the blessing of Hu Yang to serve the king, Hu Yang is willing to serve the king, before and after the saddle, and never give up!"
The female king couldn't help laughing out loud, and for a moment it was as beautiful as a thousand flowers, and even the fiery red decoration in this room lost its color: "Wise and powerful, divine might! In the future, serve with your heart, and your sister will not treat you badly. ”
Hu Yang broke out in a cold sweat, how do you feel that the young master has become a bit like the young master! You woman will be the king for a while, the old lady for a while, and the sister for a while, don't you realize that it is not a lifetime at all? This shock is almost killing the young master!
Seeing that she was happy, Hu Yang wanted to take advantage of the chaos to fight for her rights, at least that name should be changed, any name could be used, but there could be no such word - spring!
"King, Hu Yang still has something to say. ”
The woman smiled happily, and her tone of voice was even crooked: "Say, sister, listen." ”
"Wang, Hu Yang doesn't like the name Xiaochunzi. ”
"Why? Koharuko, what a beautiful name! Why doesn't it sound good?"
"Hu Yang doesn't like this spring character, anyway, it's good to call anything, but it can't be called "Chun!"
"Why can everything else be called, but can't be called......? Xiao Chunzi, do you really want the old lady to call a delicate person with dexterous hands and feet in?"
"Sister no! Xiao Chunzi is good with Xiao Chunzi, Hu Yang also thinks that this name is delicate and full of spirituality. "But I thought in my heart, anyway, the name is called by others, and I don't call it myself, whoever calls me in the future will be called ~ Chun, and the more I call it, the more powerful it will be.
"Hu Yang still has one more thing to ask, that is, if Hu Yang will serve by the king's side in the future, can he practice martial arts?"
"Don't you say that this king will also arrange this, do you know how that little Haruko died before? It's because the strength is too low! So you not only have to cultivate, but also practice well, hard, the old lady will personally inquire about your progress, if the old lady is not satisfied, you will become a real little Haruko. Bi'er, you take him down, prepare all the supplies for him, and teach him for a period of time every morning. Starting tomorrow, every day after lunch, I will come to serve the king, Xiaochunzi, did you hear clearly?"
"Hear me clearly. ”
When he went out, Hu Yang wiped the cold sweat on his head, and he was still afraid in his heart, the young master almost didn't save his roots! The cold wind blew outside the door, Hu Yang felt that his crotch was cold, and he found that his crotch was wet with sweat just now. It's no wonder that the girl can be the female king, the means are really powerful, and a few words scared the young man into sweating his crotch.
As the saying goes, be careful of women, remind men to pay attention to that girl is not easy to mess with, but he provoked an extraordinary girl, he is simply a devil! Anyway, he didn't mess with her! Why did you find me? I will ask Qin Bi'er later. The crotch of his pants was wet, like peeing his pants, Hu Yang couldn't help but be a little worried: If he is so frightened, will he have premature ejaculation in the future?
"Deacon Bi, Hu Yang has a question in his heart. Hu Yang asked himself, although he is handsome and handsome, and his temperament is still passable, he has a poetic and scholarly spirit, after all, Hu Yang is a reader. But anyway, I've only met the king once, why did the king take a fancy to me all of a sudden?" Hu Yang saw that Qin Bi'er had been laughing, so he teased her, and besides, he really wanted to know in his heart.
That Qin Bi'er is a more extroverted character, and she speaks directly: "Because you look like Xiaochunzi!"
"That Xiao Chunzi is as tall as me? Look at this face! Xiao Chunzi is so handsome? Xiao Chunzi has the temperament of a scholar like me?" Hu Yang was very unconvinced.
"I'm not as tall as you, but I'm whiter and more handsome than you! Why don't I think you have the temperament of a scholar?"
"Anyway, how did Haruko die? ”
"That little Haruko served in front of the king at the age of eight, and has been with him for more than ten years, and has a good relationship with the king, and he is called a sister and brother in private. Once a large flock of fat sheep was encircled, the king went out to work, Xiao Chunzi followed, and the meat was caught, but he encountered a group of night ghosts who wanted to grab meat and release arrows to sneak attack, Xiao Chunzi wanted to block the arrows for the king, and was shot to death. The king was very sad, and killed all the ghosts of the night, and the next day he brought people over to the lair of the ghosts of the night, robbed them of their treasure troves, and then burned them clean. The king said that even if Haruko didn't block her, she wouldn't break some skin, and said that she wouldn't get hurt if she let them shoot while standing, but Haruko was already dead. The king said that he shouldn't have failed to supervise his cultivation, otherwise Xiao Chunzi would not have died. Later, when I saw that you looked like Koharuko, I left you behind and asked you to serve her!"
After Qin Bi'er finished speaking, Hu Yang was glad in his heart, okay, okay, fortunately, that little Chunzi is also very handsome. In vain, he is still prejudiced against him, if he doesn't look like a little master, maybe the master will click directly after the hall that day, which is equivalent to changing direction and saving his life!
"Deacon Bi, from now on, we will be ministers in the same palace, we must be closer and closer! What are the hobbies, habits, and taboos of the king, you tell me, lest Hu Yang be punished for doing something wrong, Deacon Bi, you also feel distressed when you look at it, right?"
"You guy speaks inexplicably, and you are still a scholar! Who is a minister in the same palace, who wants to be close to you, and who feels sorry for you? Besides, I will ignore you!"
"Yes! It's me who is wrong! I haven't read this book, and the words are a little inappropriate, especially when you are nervous in front of such a beautiful woman! Just tell me about it, and Hu Yang will definitely thank you in the future!"
"It's pretty much the same, the king is very good, there are generally no taboos, as long as you don't make big mistakes, nothing will happen. Habitually, the king likes to drink, and sometimes he gets drunk!"
Hu Yang slapped his thigh: "Good habit!"
"In addition to drinking, the king likes to take a bath, and he has to wash every day, and the king will camp his team in this valley because there are hot springs here, and the king has to soak in the hot springs every day. ”
Hu Yang slapped his thigh again: "It's also a good habit!"
After a while, he asked, "Deacon Bi, does the king take a bath when he is drunk?"