The white-faced drama snapped the waking wood, and the originally noisy crowd immediately stopped talking and began to stretch their necks to look at the stage again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

When Ling Han heard this, he secretly thought in his heart, it turned out that this white-faced actor wanted to talk about a book, and it happened that the hero in this book was also surnamed Ling, and what was even more coincidental was that he was also ranked second.

It's strange to practice the second position, throughout the ages, there are really a lot of heroes in the second line, what kind of literary saint martial saint, tiger hero, I don't know what the origin of this Ling Erlang is talking about today.

I only heard the white-faced actor clear his throat and said: "Listed as an official, Xiaosheng is here today, talking about a section of Ling Erlang's battle against the giant wolf of Fanbang......"

As soon as the words fell, I heard everyone in the audience coaxing:

"Sir, let's change the paragraph, this paragraph is too old, and my ears can afford to hear calluses!"

"Hurry up, change quickly! Half a month is a giant wolf, Ling Erlang is so heroic, he can't always fight wolves!"

"Yes, yes!

The white-faced actor's face changed color slightly, and he smiled: "You are Xiaosheng's food and clothing parents, then today I will talk about a paragraph of Ling Erlang's brave fight against the eight......-armed King Kong!

Before the white-faced drama finished speaking, everyone in the audience began to coax again: "

"If you want to learn Emei and Wudang, if you talk about this paragraph again, give us a refund!"

"Isn't this a cheating of money, every day I say that there are new jokes, and when I look back, these clichés are still these clichés, why don't you grab the money, sir?"

"If you talk about this paragraph again, you'll smash this house!"

"yes, if there is no new joke, I will slap you to death!"

Ling Han looked at the crowd in front of him with excitement, just like this white-faced actor who had stolen their silver, one by one he was filled with righteous indignation, and he couldn't help but laugh secretly in his heart.

It is a pleasant thing to listen to books when you have nothing to do, and everyone is fascinated by listening to it, and they have to move their hands and feet, making the stage and the stage like enemies, and the tension is also a strange thing.

Then again, it must have been some kind of serial trick in the book that made these viewers feel unbearable, and they wanted to chase after it.

Ling Han heard the drama about Ling Erlang's battle against the wolves of Fanbang, and heard Ling Erlang bravely fighting the eight-armed King Kong, and faintly felt that this Ling Erlang had some relationship with himself, so he calmed down and wanted to hear the truth. Anyway, it's still early, and the appointment with the small temple of the king by the water is not in a hurry, and it is tasteless to go back to find Tianbao Lu Lin to drink, so he found a slightly relaxed place.

The white-faced actor's face was a little embarrassed, and he muttered, "Ling Erlang outwits the Breaking Bad...... Ahem...... I won't talk about this paragraph!"

The white-faced actor met the wind and the rudder, and when he saw that everyone in the audience was just about to get angry, he dared to change his words.

"Although the thousand-armed Guanyin is powerful in secret weapons, it naturally can't stop Ling Erlang's invincible ghost steps, it seems that only the invincible sword god Yan Nanfei can resist Ling Erlang's one-and-a-half-move, three-move, two-style ......"

When Ling Han heard this, it suddenly dawned on him, it turned out that what this white-faced scholar said was clearly himself!

The same was true when he was on Wind Chime Island, Ling Han followed Shen Zhuang to Jiulong Village, single-handedly rescued everyone, and then spread it in Wind Chime City, and naturally there was also that storyteller, who made up a lot of heroic deeds and publicized them everywhere.

However, Ling Han understood at this time that going to Jiulong Village was the first trap set by Shen Chao, that is, he wanted to make himself meritorious to Shen Zhuang so that he could worship under his door.

Ling Han also thought about it later, Shen Chao wanted to let himself get started, and he also set three things: the first must be related to Shen Zhuang, the second is easy to do for Shen Zhuang, and the third is that there need to be three people to protect it, if there is really no last two people to protect it, Shen Chao's mind is not full of negative water?

Or is it that Jade Flute Immortal He Ziyin, and that strong man who forges bones are all Shen Chao's old acquaintances? Just like crusading against Jiulong Village with Shen Chao and Liao Bufan, they are all acting for themselves?

But if Liao Bufan had already known about Shen Chao's conspiracy, why would he still help himself in the end? This mystery Ling Han could only go back to the Wind Chime Dao to find the answer.

Ling Han was pondering, and there was another commotion around him.

"Let's go down!"

"Return the money!

"Stinky and shameless, it's still the old words to fool Lao Tzu!"

In the midst of the scolding, only to hear the sound of "whoosh", a stinky shoe flew towards the white-faced actor in a hurry.

The white-faced actor reacted very quickly, and as soon as he lowered his head, he dodged the stinky shoe, but as soon as he raised his head, another stinky shoe flew over.

The white-faced actor had to dodge again, but fortunately he was not hit by the stinky shoes, otherwise, he would have been unlucky for three years.

"Good!"

After the stinky shoes flew, the crowd erupted in applause, which was louder than the cheers at the beginning.

When Ling Han saw such a situation, he couldn't help but wonder, I don't know which reckless spectator was actually more skilled than the Thousand-Armed Guanyin, and used a pair of invincible stinky shoes to send out a meteor chasing the moon. This move, if you are a duel with yourself, you will definitely not bite it with your teeth again, otherwise, even if you are not stoned to death by the stinky shoes, you will be smoked to death by the stinky shoes.

At that time, Ling Han's epitaph will be more dramatic than being trampled to death.

At this time, a middle-aged man with a fat head and big ears came out with a hunched body, and he was the owner of this theater garden. It seems that the business of this opera garden is still good, otherwise it would not be able to fatten up such a large amount of bosses.

The fat boss saw a burst of swearing from the audience, so he came out to appease everyone, only to see him with a smile on his face, and said softly: "You are angry, you are angry, you are all here to listen to books, why bother to move the liver fire, please forgive me for any inadequate care here, little brother!"

"Grandma, Lao Tzu is here to listen to Duan Shu, you are all old knowledge of old sesame seeds and rotten grains, do you want Lao Tzu to smash your field!" a voice said in a rough voice.

The spectators next to him also fanned the flames:

"That's right, smash his bird farm and let them lie again!"

"Look at his fat head and big ears, it's all our silver that raised him so fat!"

"Brother, I still have two pairs of shoes here, if you use them first, you don't have to return them!"

It turned out that the man who spoke was a powerful character who used the stunt of meteor chasing the moon and stinky shoes.

As soon as Ling Han heard the man's voice, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he immediately looked at the man who was speaking in the best position in front of him.

"This kid is here too!" a smile appeared on Ling Han's face.

It turned out that the man who threw the shoes was Tianbao, and Ling Han couldn't help but laugh secretly: only this little overlord of Wind Chime City could use such a domineering move.

Needless to say, the person around Tianbao is naturally Lu Lin. But Ling Han saw that the two of them were obviously wearing makeup, Tianbao's beard was longer, and at this time, the long beard on his face covered his original face, while Lu Lin was red, like a heavy jujube.

Presumably, after the two of them finished eating, they came up with this method to have some fun. If he showed his true face, he was afraid that Lu Lin would not want to be left a laughing stock in the future, and more importantly, there were so many spectators in this opera garden, since they were all so fascinated by Ling Han's legendary story, someone must have seen Ling Han's heroic and invincible in that immortal situation, and since he saw Ling Han, he would definitely know Tianbao.

At that time, as long as one person recognizes Tianbao, then everyone will not have to listen to the white-faced drama storytelling, and they will all revolve around Tianbao. Although these two drank too much, they were still a little clever.

It's just that Ling Han didn't know if it was Lu Lin's idea or Tianbao's idea.

And although Tianbao has never been to this opera garden to listen to the play, he has never heard of Ling Erlang fighting the giant wolf of Fanbang, he has never heard of Ling Erlang fighting against the Breaking Bad, he has never heard of Ling Erlang fighting against the thousand-armed Guanyin, and he has never heard of Ling Erlang winning the invincible sword god in seconds, but these stories are all seen and experienced by Tianbao himself, and the process is far more wonderful than that of the white-faced play.

In addition, Tianbao was drunk again, so to speak, throwing two stinky shoes is still the blessing of the owner of the opera garden, if Tianbao's skills are not lost, these two stinky shoes alone are enough to hurt the life of the white-faced actor, but Tianbao was injured by Shen Chao's palm, and his skills were all lost, and the shoes thrown out had no strength.

If someone else's shoes hit the white-clothed actor, Ling Han's heart would be a little uncomfortable, after all, the white-clothed actor's profession is to sing praises to himself.

But Tianbao's shoes didn't hit the white-clothed actor, but it made Ling Han's heart swell up with a trace of sentimentality, after tomorrow, he would have to leave, and he didn't know when and when he would be able to see Tianbao again, thinking of this, Ling Han's eyes were actually shrouded in a layer of mist.

Thinking of going to a thousand miles of smoke and waves, the twilight is heavy and the sky is wide.

At this time, Ling Han just wanted to watch Tianbao return to his original nature as the little overlord of Wind Chime City, no matter how willful and rude he was, Ling Han would protect Tianbao, just like Tianbao had protected himself in front of Shen Chao.

It's just that today, Ling Han is afraid that he won't have a chance to stand out for Tianbao.

The fat boss saw Tianbao going crazy, but he didn't dare to be angry, because he offended not only Tianbao, but also everyone in the audience.

"This strong man, all of them are not well taken care of by the villain, and please calm the anger of the strong man, and let his subordinates say some new words, Xiaode, don't say some new words! If you don't work hard to say something" The fat boss bowed three times to Tianbao, and turned to the white-faced play.

The white-faced actor dodged Tianbao's two pairs of stinky shoes, and the sweat had already come down, washing the foundation on his face into a river of powder. The expression on his face was also aggrieved, with helplessness, and his eyes blinked, as if he had something to say.

In fact, the white-faced actor has been complaining about the fat boss in his heart: It's not your instigation, so that each book must be said enough for ten games, otherwise the silver will be deducted, or he will say new words a long time ago, and he will still complain about me now.

"Smack!" The white-faced actor woke up and said: "Listen to me, listen to me, Ling Erlang doesn't say much about his immortal heroes, I will tell you a paragraph today, Ling Erlang broke the iron pulley!"

When everyone in the audience heard this, they immediately burst into warm applause, which shows that this book is indeed a new paragraph.

However, Ling Han was a little puzzled, he hadn't arrived in the underworld yet, why did he make up this paragraph first.