Chapter 92: The Coquettish Hammer
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the scene of the Castle in the Air, and what you will immediately cut into is a game between No. 79 and No. 80, because these two groups are teams belonging to the alliance, we specially invited Master Dai of the Qingyun Martial Arts Association Branch of Paper Kite Street for you, and Master Ming of the Paper Kite Street Victory Thousand Miles Martial Arts Association, to explain this for you......"
Today's paper kite street is a lot quieter, many shop owners and guys, are on the fingers of the sound ring, quietly listening to the live commentary about the foreign martial arts, and the gambling house guys, even with a pen carefully make records, in order to estimate the odds of the various gambling games that need to be announced.
Different from the quiet on Paper Kite Street, the castle in the sky at this time is very lively.
In the square, no less than 3,000 people were centered on a three-dimensional picture suspended in the air, forming a black circle of people. Many of them wanted to go to the scene but didn't get tickets, and some of them were originally going to visit the shops but were attracted by the fight scenes.
Even the square is crowded with so many people, and the game scene on the ninth floor is even more crowded, shouting, whistling, cheering, scolding, flirting and scolding, and the competition scene with no empty seats is even more popular.
In terms of participating teams, there are not only vampires, angels and knights, etc., which are less heard of, but also the combination of special races such as underworlds, orcs, demons, summoners, etc., which usually have no chance to see.
In order to save time, the foreign martial arts will be divided into four areas: east, west, south, and north, and as the parties to the thunder, poker, and small dance, they are now looking at the three of the enemy under the gaze of more than 3,000 spectators in the southern area.
Xiao Zhi ...... It turned out to be the Xiao family, no wonder it was called Xiao Dao Combination!" Lei moved his eyes quickly, and found that there were two people on the other side who actually knew each other, and it was the two people I saw in the Xiuzhen Master Grading Branch, Xiao Zhi and the girl who didn't know the name.
"I really want to hug you again, I didn't expect to get the opportunity today!" teasing the little girl is Lei Dong's favorite, his eyes are shining, his mouth is drooling, and he doesn't wait for the referee to call for the game, so he pounces on the girl.
Lei Dong dared to show this hue in broad daylight, and was naturally stopped by the referee in time.
Lei Dong was stopped by the referee, and jumped to threaten the girl: "Little sister, come over and let me hug it, if you dare to disobey, you will have a nosebleed when the time comes!"
As soon as Lei Dong's words came out, Poker and Xiao Wu frowned, with such a lewd teammate, how can they see the light of day in the future!
The girl was frightened by Lei Dong's demeanor, and her two little feet involuntarily leaned towards the other boy, and said aggrievedly as she leaned over: "Brother Ming, he is Lei Dong!"
Xiao Zhi also recognized Lei Dong, and said viciously: "It's really a narrow road, Brother Jiu, when the time comes, I will cripple this guy who doesn't have long eyes!"
It turned out that the leading guy, called Xiao Ming, should be the ninth in the ranking or something, so Xiao Zhi would call him the ninth brother.
This Xiao Ming, who looks about two or three years older than Lei Dong, is patting the girl's shoulder and comforting at the moment: "Ling'er, don't be afraid, if he dares to touch you later, I will pick off his teammate's clothes!"
Xiao Ming said, and pointed his right index finger at Xiao Wu viciously.
Xiao Wu looked at the big pervert opposite, and screamed: "Hey, you're sick, I didn't do anything or say anything, why did you get tricked?
"Ready!" the referee raised his hand, interrupting the verbal battle between the two teams, "Go!"
As early as before the word "beginning" came out, Lei Dong kicked his right foot, pointing at Xiao Ling'er like a leopard, this guy really shot at a girl.
Xiao Ling'er screamed "ah", and hurriedly started to flee, fortunately she was prepared to escape in time, otherwise she would really be hugged by Lei Dong.
"Damn, you protect Ling'er, I'll pick up that girl's clothes!" Xiao Ming is not a weak person, after signaling to Xiao Zhi, he flew up and came to catch Xiao Wu.
Poker knew that Xiao Wu couldn't bear it, so he hurriedly shook his right hand, and a spade 3 flew out of his palm, cutting straight to Xiao Ming's front. This is Bloodline territory, and Poker doesn't want to summon the knight's sword so soon.
That Xiao Ming's body is as dexterous as a cunning rabbit, with a bow at his waist, dodging the cards shot by the poker, and then grabbing Xiao Wu.
"Damn the dead animals!" Xiao Wu scolded, taking advantage of Xiao Ming's moments when he was blocked by the cards, he pulled his legs and fled.
So, a strange scene appeared, the fight was gone, Lei Dong dodged Xiao Zhi, chasing Xiao Ling'er all over the stage, Xiao Ming dodged poker, and chased Xiao Wu all over the stage.
This kind of battle has never appeared once in most of the day, and the more than 3,000 spectators who watched the scene burst into bursts of laughter, but it was much more lively than watching the battle between the demon and the underworld.
Xiao Ling'er is also at the level of a cultivator after all, but poor Xiao Wu is still a trainee angel, how can she last Xiao Ling'er for so long, she can't run a few steps, she is tired and out of breath, thanks to the poker magician's profound skills, she has moved the space several times, otherwise, she would have been tricked a long time ago.
Xiao Wu knew her own background, so she naturally didn't dare to play like this, and shouted while escaping: "I propose, we girls quit, and you boys fight!"
Xiao Ling'er was also very afraid of thunder, and hurriedly echoed Xiao Wu's proposal: "I agree, Brother Xiao Ming, you guys fight, don't drag us in!"
"That's exactly how it should be!" Xiao Ming said.
"Okay!" Lei Dong agreed.
So, Lei Dong and Xiao Zhi began to fight, Poker and Xiao Ming began to fight, and Xiao Wu and Xiao Linger temporarily broke away from the fierce battle circle.
Xiao Ling'er was about to fight with Xiao Wu, but saw that Xiao Wu had no intention of fighting at all, but sat on the edge of the battle platform and played with the things in the Naxu Ring.
Xiao Wu saw Xiao Ling'er cowering, so she smiled and took the initiative to greet her: "Come on, come on, don't be like this, the fight is their boy's business, let them decide the winner, then, it just so happens that I have prepared snacks, let's eat snacks!"
Xiao Wu said, took out some snacks from the Naxu Ring, and began to eat.
Xiao Ling'er saw Xiao Wu's kind face, and her vigilance was gone, so she put away her shelf, walked to Xiao Wu's side and sat down, and said helplessly: "Okay, I'm just a supporting role anyway!"
Seeing that there was such a situation on the martial arts field, more than 3,000 spectators began to point their fingers, some scolded Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling'er for not doing their right job and losing the face of Paper Kite County, and some wanted to eat because they saw the two of them eating snacks, and of course there were also those who analyzed the combat strength of both sides.
"Look at those two women, they are actually eating snacks, how immoral, and eating bags and bags are really hateful, especially the yellow-haired one, and there are so many novice accessories, is she here to fight, or is she here to shop! ”
"That little test Xiao Dao combination, isn't Xiao Ming the leader? He is a direct disciple of the Xiao family, the other two are Xiao Zhi and Xiao Ling'er, I didn't expect them to come too, it seems that the Xiao family wants to compete here and show the demeanor of the young people of their family!"
"The most important thing is that the two of them have a set of ancestral combined attack techniques of the Xiao family, if that thing is used, I'm afraid they will even have a chance to win the championship!"
"Hey, hey, have you seen it, isn't that with the two blonde men and women, isn't it thunderous in our pavilion's rating? This guy is dead, he hugged Xiao Ling'er yesterday, Xiao Ming will definitely pick his skin today!"
"Lei Dong, he is the Lei family, the Lei family is now a defeated family, compared to the Xiao family, it is an underground and a sky, as the saying goes, the arm can't twist the thigh, so it seems that this handsome guy and beautiful girl group is definitely going to lose. ”
"Why don't you analyze the combat effectiveness of those two girls?"
"Aren't they eating melon seeds together, what else is there to analyze?"
Unconsciously, a few minutes have passed, with the pace of the little monk's play, and the vigorous posture, Lei Dong steadily pressed Xiao Zhi's head, and the poker on the side can also rely on the trick to avoid defeat in a short time, and Xiao Wu's side, Xiao Wu is very proud to introduce all kinds of newly bought jewelry to Xiao Ling'er.
"By the way, I also have a treasure jewelry that you have never seen before, which I bought for six seventh-grade crystals, you close your eyes first!" Xiao Wu suddenly remembered another treasure, urging Xiao Ling'er to close her eyes.
"What, so mysterious?" Xiao Ling'er's face showed envy, "You have a lot of things in the Void Ring!"
Xiao Wu waved her hand and said impatiently: "Dwarf oil, you close your eyes first, you'll know in a while!"
"Okay, okay, look at what other treasures you have!" Xiao Ling'er was persuaded by Xiao Wu and closed her eyes.
In the square of the castle in the sky, the analyst's voice became a little angry, they had never seen such an unreliable game, when the war started, the two boys were in public, one wanted to hug the enemy's girl, and the other wanted to take off the other girl's clothes, which was fine, the most hateful thing was that at this time, the two girls completely forgot that this was the battlefield, but also exchanged friendly ideas, what they bought each other, what they liked to eat.
In the empty square outside the castle in the sky, the voice of the critic Master Dai has become a little angry: "Look at it, they actually treat the game as a place to talk and make friends, this is simply a shame for all the women on Paper Kite Street......"
"Oh?" "Oh?" "Oh?" "Oh?" "Oh?" "Oh?" "Oh?" ......
Just as Master Dai said the word "shame", the people watching the video in the square suddenly burst into a loud voice, and they all poked out their heads, and the blonde girl took out the ...... in her hand
From the audience watching the phantom ring on Paper Kite Street, to the audience watching the live transmission in the Castle Square in the air, and then to the three thousand spectators watching the game on the spot, at that moment, they all poked out their heads, stared closely at the things in Xiao Wu's hands, and let out bursts of consternation, because, because what Xiao Wu took out was not a hand ornament, nor a snack, but a big hammer weighing eighty pounds.
Big hammer, oh my God, that woman actually took out a big hammer when the other party's eyes were closed!
"No, this woman is too vicious......"
"Oh my God, one moment it was so friendly, the next moment, how did this happen?"
"Hmm, Lin Lin, why did you say that woman, why did she suddenly take out such a big hammer?"
"Could it be...... Ah, the world's most insidious and vicious hammer girl!"
......
Paper Kite Street, the main square of the castle in the air, and the audience seats, boiled the pot in an instant, and people all over the world looked at Xiao Wu, and the big hammer in her hand, poor Xiao Ling'er, but at this moment she still closed her eyes and urged Xiao Wu to say: "Have you taken it out, hurry up!"
"Bang-"
Xiao Wu aimed at the top of Xiao Linger's brain, it was a hammer, that loud voice, did she tell Xiao Ling'er that she had taken it out?
[Well, if you don't get a red ticket in this chapter, then I'm really going to be sad!]