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It is said that Bi Luo and Fang Yang took Bi Luo's second-class prayer boat and came to the sky near the Yunlai Inn. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info In the recreation room of the prayer boat, Bi Luo held a bead pole and asked while hitting the ball, "Brother Fang, you finally walked out of the school gate, are you very happy?"

Fang Yang stood aside, stupidly watched Bi Luo hit the ball, and replied: "That's natural, especially now, with such a beautiful Bi Luo master by his side, how happy, I'm simply excited!"

Seeing Fang Yang teasing, Bi Luo gently slapped the rod to his feet, and also teased: "Don't be too excited, otherwise I will be in danger." ”

Fang Yang said: "Master, your mana is strong, I am just one Fang Yang, how can I pose a threat to you, master." ”

Bi Luo said: "That's not likely, I heard Master Yilan say that she originally wanted to train you, but she was trained by you instead." So, you're a dangerous person, don't train me, I'm very innocent, and I don't associate with men easily. ”

Fang Yang continued to tease: "Master Biluo's words are wrong, isn't our Master Yilan innocent, just casually dealing with men?"

Bi Luo said: "How can I say that, don't impose the crime on me. He added: "However, interacting with a man does not mean that he is not pure, as long as he is a man he likes, he is naturally innocent." ”

Fang Yang said in a sneering voice: "Fang Yang listens to the master's teachings. ”

Bi Luo said: "Don't be modest, everyone says that you are a great man and a beautiful woman, but I don't like you today." ”

Fang Yang said: "Master Biluo laughed, a beautiful and arrogant woman like Master Biluo, you are rare in the world, how dare the slave Fang Yang be wrong." ”

Bi Luo said: "Don't be obedient, I heard Sister Jinyu say that she has a deep relationship with your childhood sweetheart, and she originally liked you very much." It's just that she grew up in the world of marriage, and she doesn't want her mother to be lonely, so she doesn't have feelings for you. ”

continued: "And you, naturally, are smart, and you don't want your father to be lonely, so you keep your distance from Sister Jinyu. Now that you're in the new world, you shouldn't have any more worries, right?"

Fang Yang said: "Master Biluo's words are not good, I have the name of brother and sister with Jinyu, so naturally we must strictly abide by the love between brothers and sisters." ”

When Bi Luo heard this, he said angrily: "You are sick, in this new world, the names of your parents and husband are not valid, and you still have to keep the unwarranted brother and sister relationship, what a nerd!"

Being scolded by Bi Luo, Fang Yang hurriedly picked up a rod, quickly diverted the topic, and said with a smile: "Master Bi Luo, come, let's compete, how about it?"

Bi Luo said: "I don't know how to play this billiards, are you very good at it?"

Fang Yang said: "I won't either." No, no, no, there is a comparison. You say, what if you win, what if you lose?"

Bi Luo said: "If I win, you have to do whatever I want you to do." ”

Fang Yang said: "Master, what if you lose?"

Bi Luo said: "Then you have the final say." ”

Fang Yang said "yes", put the ball back in place, and then asked, "Do you hit the ball first, or do I hit the ball first?"

Bi Luo said: "I don't know how to score this, do you understand?"

Fang Yang said: "How do I understand, master, you won't ask your prayer boat to input this knowledge to us, won't we understand?" However, master, you must not let your prayer boat secretly import experience to you, then it will be boring." ”

Biluo said: "That's nature. After speaking, she ordered her to pray for the boat, and at the same time entered billiards knowledge for the two. As soon as he had knowledge, Fang Yang hurriedly rearranged the billiards according to the regulations,

In this way, the two competed. After a long time, Fang Yang won the first game, and he said: "Master, the competition is over, this time you lose, you have to listen to me, I have to speak." ”

Bi Luo joked: "Who said you won, two wins in three sets." ”

Fang Yang couldn't do it, and said: "Two wins in three sets will be two wins in three sets, who calls you the master." ”

Bi Luo said disapplausively: "What master is not the master, I am just a woman at the moment, you are a big man, and you are still so careful!"

Fang Yang said: "So, I'll let you!"

As soon as the second game passed, Fang Yang won by a big score, he put the club on the table, put his hands to his chest, showed a winner's attitude, and then said: "Miss Biluo, now I have to speak, you have to be obedient!"

Bi Luo said: "If you speak, just speak, don't be so proud, this woman listens!"

Fang Yang said: "You kiss me." ”

Bi Luo said: "No, this is too rogue!"

Fang Yang didn't agree: "Miss Biluo, why don't you talk and count?"

Bi Luo said: "Change to something else." ”

Fang Yang thought for a while and said, "It's okay, then you can hug me." ”

Bi Luo said: "No, this is called changing the soup without changing the medicine." ”

Fang Yang then said, "Then you can beat me, is this feasible?"

Bi Luoqi said: "You won, and let me beat you, so aren't you a big loss?"

Fang Yang snorted and said, "It's my business to lose a lot, I like to lose!"

Bi Luo then put the club on the table, walked in front of Fang Yang, clenched his fists lightly with both hands, and beat his chest, making Fang Yang uncontrollable for a while, and hugged her in his arms.

Bi Luo was busy struggling, and said in his mouth: "Don't, don't!" It's a pity that her body has already collapsed, and she can't break free anymore, so she can only be at his mercy.

It is said that Danqing accompanied his parents back to the palace of the Hudi Alliance, and after her royal brother got the report, he hurriedly went out of the palace to greet him. Seeing the ceremony, the emperor Qu Xin invited the three into the palace.

After sitting down for tea, Qu Xin said: "Father, mother, you are so young, if you meet on the road, how can I recognize my son!"

Danqing said: "Brother, heaven and earth are different roads, how could you meet them on the road!"

Qu Xin hurriedly said: "That's, that's!"

Danqing's father went straight to the point and said, "Qu Xin, your mother and I are here this time to find people. ”

Dan Qing said: "Brother Huang, my father and mother have been appointed as the chief and deputy district heads, and I need a lot of manpower. ”

Qu Xin said: "Danqing, what was the imperial grandmother named for?"

Danqing said: "Grandma, now my father is the head of the first district, just seal a good position for grandma at that time, you don't have to worry about this." ”

Qu Xin smiled and said, "Danqing, my good sister, do you say that the imperial brother can I become an immortal?"

Danqing said: "Yes, let you become a person!"

Qu Xin didn't know what the only person meant, and asked, "Danqing, who is the only person and how much does he live long?"

Danqing said: "Only people are one level higher than you are now a Lu person, do you have a long lifespan, up to a thousand years old, are you happy now?"

Qu Xin asked: "Then how much longer do you live, and how much longer do you live after your father and mother?"

Danqing said: "Dad and Mom can live at least 10 billion years old, and when Mom and Dad are completely rejuvenated, it is equivalent to immortality." As for me, it's 500 billion years old for the time being. In the future, it's far more than that. ”

Qu Xin didn't follow: "Imperial sister, it's so unfair for you to let your brother live only a thousand years old, but you live as long as the sky." I didn't allow hundreds of officials to call me banzai and banzai, but in the end, I only had to be a thousand years old, and all the officials would laugh at me to death!"