Chapter 1 It's just getting started
Click!Ticket! Collection!
Life is like boiled water, as ordinary as ever, he only sees two o'clock between work and home every day, and perhaps the only thing that excites him is those bizarre novels.
Back then, Sanshao was still single, and he was just a glorious middle school student who had just asked for the great title of primary school student, and since then he has fallen in love with this novel world, and since then he has been out of control.
More than ten years is enough time for a little white to get rid of this pink and tender title, and become an old white with honor; the goddess of the year is no longer a virgin, and the school flower of the same year has long been thrown into the dung heap.
Even the bad students who were called the scum of the students and dropped out of school early have now become bosses, and the good students in the eyes of their teachers and the good children in the family are now just a small officeworker.
But now what does this have to do with himself, Qi Yuan thinks so, why does Qi Yuan have such thoughts, the reason is very simple, that is, he is about to die! A very bloody hero saves the beauty, uh! No, it is the courage to save Lolita, to avoid a beautiful little Lolita from dying under the wheel, but this Lori is not his dish after all, the hero who saves the beauty will be grateful to the beauty, and even hug the beauty, while he is subject to the cynicism of passers-by.
"Just that kid, he is still a hero to save the beauty, and he doesn't look at what he looks like!"
"That little girl is only six or seven years old, right? If you want to save it, you should save ...... over fifteen."
"It's just that even six or seven-year-old children are not spared, how shameful!"
"That being said, it's not uncommon to have to go to kindergarten to book a place these days. ”
"Identified! Lolicon! Poor ** silk one!"
“......”
And Qi Yuan, who was lying in a pool of blood, shouted in his heart: "Uncles, aunts, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, brothers, sisters, don't talk about these useless things. Who can call the police!Call an ambulance or something!!"
"Ming!" came a buzzing sound in my ears.
Qi Yuan, who had obviously lost too much blood, began to experience auditory hallucinations.
In front of me, it was like an ancient color TV slowly snowflakes, then blurred, until it slowly turned into darkness......
People save people and become famous, but I save people to death! This is Qi Yuan's last thought.
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"Qi Yuan, wake up, it's time for class!" a familiar voice seemed to sound in his ears.
This voice seems to be somewhat familiar, as if it has been heard somewhere, Wang ...... Wang Jing, one of the tablemates in high school, a stupid girl at the level of a top student. This guy knows almost nothing about anything other than studying, but how can I hear her?
"Qi Yuan, wake up quickly, don't sleep!" a strong force came from beside him.
How strange! Is it that ghosts are also forced? I fly......
"Bang!" "Whoa!" The huge pain made Qi Yuan wake up instantly.
"It hurts~!it hurts, it hurts......" Qi Yuan sat on the ground with his head covered, and inhaled cold air in his mouth.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to!" (Do you remember the nap of the pit people in middle school)
Qi Yuan raised his head.
"Huh?" Isn't this Wang Jing? I remember that I haven't seen her since graduating from high school, and she is dressed like this......
"Qi Yuan, how are you? Don't look at me like this, you can't be stupid, right?" Wang Jing shrunk her neck.
At this time, Qi Yuan's heart was like 100,000 alpacas galloping happily, reborn! Brother was actually reborn! The huge joy made Qi Yuan jump up from the ground all of a sudden, and he looked around like crazy, and opened his mouth several times to shout, but he was forcibly held back!
Patience!
At this time, if he shouted two voices, he would not be regarded as a psychopath? Who knows, at this time, he is already a manifestation of a broken brain in the eyes of others.
"Qi Yuan!, class, why are you still standing?" A rather majestic voice came from the door, Qi Yuan only felt a chill all over his body and hurriedly turned around, only to see a mighty and domineering woman standing at the door with a wooden compass, looking at him coldly.
Facing this dazzling gaze, Qi Yuan sat down like a mouse who had only seen a cat.
This person is none other than the teacher of this class and the homeroom teacher of this class!
Facing these familiar but unfamiliar faces, Qi Yuan was in a state of excitement and a little trance all afternoon. This strange abnormality made Wang Jing, who was at the same table the most, worried, and the little girl bit her lip and said secretly in her heart: It's all my fault, his brain must have been broken, why don't you take something to compensate him tomorrow?
Until the end of school
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"Qi Yuan, hurry up, say okay, let's go online today. ”
A voice sounded from behind him, and Qi Yuan, who was packing his schoolbag, turned around and saw a somewhat obscene fat man standing behind him, looking at him with a smile.
Liu Yang! A very popular name, in this full school, no! In the dozen or so classes of Liu Yang's grade, among the more than 30 people in each class, there are nearly 20 people named Liu Yang, and if they are put together, it is enough to fill an examination room.
Qi Yuan joked once that if Liu Yang didn't write the class during the exam, there was a high chance that he would be given the wrong grade and get a high score.
Unexpectedly, it was this sentence that made Liu Yang write nothing in a midterm exam, only signed a big name, and came back with a duck egg......
In the face of Liu Yang's invitation, Qi Yuan only hesitated, after all, it was still early, although he couldn't wait to go home to meet his young parents, but considering his parents' off-duty time, Qi Yuan gave up his plan to go home.
Thinking back to the third year of junior high school, it was an extremely boring year, and all kinds of extra classes came one after another. In order to make you have a good high school, the school will give you make-up classes on Saturday at a cost of xxrmb, which is completely voluntary!
Is it really voluntary? Anyway, Qi Yuan has never seen a non-make-up class.
Now that I'm admitted to high school, I naturally want to try to make up for what I owe that year.
After packing their schoolbags, the two rushed out of the campus at a very fast speed and went straight to the xx Internet café. In the very calm eyes of the network administrator, he used two network cards that I don't know who it was to open two machines for the two.
Thinking back to a few years later, when you could only access the Internet with your ID card, there are simply too many loopholes for swiping your card to access the Internet!
After a little complaining, Qi Yuan found his machine number and sat down silently.
In 2005, the world's first online game "World of Warcraft" was officially open beta, replacing the throne of "Legend" as "China's first online game", but in this trend, a small place like H City seems to be unaffected.
At this time, Qi Yuan was sitting in front of the computer, not knowing what he was thinking, and Liu Yang on the side had already logged in to the penguin, opened the dream and fought with feeling.
Qi Yuan knew that his hands were crippled, like the masturbation of later classics, Qi Yuan said that Alexander, he had been masturbating every day in college for the past few years, but after all, he did not pick out the rank of the bronze father, which led to Qi Yuan completely giving up on this game. So much so that the most important thing to do after going online is to read novels.
But when is it now, 2006! This is the era of the rise of online literature, but Qi Yuan said that these books have already been read, and even know their content better than the author.
When Qi Yuan was stunned, the fat man Liu Yang on the side seemed to have just finished a round of battle, and saw that Qi Yuan's computer was still on the classic interface of desktop bliss (WindowsXP default desktop), and asked a little strangely: "Qi Yuan, what are you doing in a daze, don't hurry up to the game, or you can find out if there are any other good novels, give me two copies." ”
"Fatty!" Qi Yuan turned his head and said to Liu Yang with some seriousness.
"What?"
"I want to write a novel!"
Liu Yang's fat face suddenly showed a sense of consternation, "Write a novel?" Did you hear it right? This god man in front of him, who had never scored more than 20 points in the exam essay, actually wanted to write a novel? Could it be that his brain was really broken at noon, or he would have been nervous.
"I said, Qi Yuan, you can't be the wrong string in your head, right?"
Qi Yuan shook his head.
"Fever?"
Shake one’s head.
"Not sick?"
Shake...... Nod.
"It looks like it's really broken!" Liu Yang said to himself.
Ignoring Qi Yuan, who was full of black lines, he played on his own.
Writing novels? Brother doesn't scare you to death when writing novels? In this era when dragons are arrogant, brother casually copies a book from the pile of books in his head, which is better than this!
For this point, Qi Yuan is very confident, classics! There are more classics in later generations, and just taking out a book is not a matter of becoming a god in minutes? How could Qi Yuan let go of such a rich thing?
"Infinite Terror", "The Legend of Mortal Immortals", "Breaking the Sky" andsoon.
I'm afraid these classics are coming out ahead of schedule.
Mortals, all tremble under my feet!, Qi Yuan laughed wildly in his heart.
However, just as Qi Yuan excitedly opened the webpage of a certain point, an unexpected window popped up.
Qi Yuan was silent.
"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? want to ...... Alive?"
Looking at the window that appeared in front of him, Qi Yuan's heart was like buying something but looking for more money.
Struggle!
Extreme inner struggle.
It's 2006, and I haven't even seen a shadow of "Infinite Terror", and I don't know where to write it.
So......
So this is true?But for Mao, this window still twisted from time to time, and at the same time, some snowflakes flashed? At this time, Qi Yuan's liver trembled.
I swallowed hard and forced myself to cool down.
But after all, he is returning from the afterlife, for this kind of thing, Qi Yuan said that there was no pressure, and put the mouse on the 'no', but at the moment when the point went down, he hesitated, and slowly moved the mouse to 'yes', and then moved to no.
Sweat gradually soaked his back.
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"What are you doing Qi Yuan! Sweating so much. Just when Qi Yuan was having a hard time, a heavy slap slapped heavily on Qi Yuan's shoulder, and Qi Yuan's hand trembled in an instant......
It turned out to be Liu Yang who came back from going to the toilet, and saw Qi Yuan in a daze there, so he patted him.
However, this divine palm also decided the fate of Qi Yuan in the future.
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Liu Yang! You tmd me to cheat me! This was Qi Yuan's last thought before he disappeared.
"Huh, what am I doing?" Liu Yang scratched his head.
"Forget it, get on with my game. ”
Regarding Qi Yuan's disappearance, no one in the entire Internet café found out, and even Liu Yang seemed to have been modified by an infinite force.
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It's just getting started, isn't it?