Chapter 139: Not a liar
With a desperate gaze at this world, Gao Nan handed several magic weapons on his body to his uncle, and then held this world-class mastery tightly in his hand that would have made him responsible for maintaining world peace, but he always wanted to smack it on the uncle's head and scolded: Liar!
Uncle Han Li didn't care about Gao Nan's thoughts, but carefully inspected the magic weapon handed over by Gao Nan, then glanced at the bearded man, and then fell on the three old donkeys.
"I can't help it. The old donkey's ears were pressed down, and he was dead to protect the piercings.
"Neither did I. The white face clenched his neckline tightly.
"Ahh
The two uncles laughed and approached the three of them, and the big swaying feet were clearly threatening.
"I can't give it yet!" The white face was the first to give in, and took out a few magic weapons to weigh left and right, but he was not willing to give it.
The beard was snatched away, and he looked at the white face with disdain and said: "Look at what, don't you have to worry about it all if you give it all, come on, uncle will check your body!"
"Help, uncle, don't ......"
The old donkey was frightened and wanted to run away, but the uncle squatting in front of him was very cruel, and he was looking at himself with that righteous gaze, but was it really justice?
"Uncle, I can buy it, but I'm not allowed to check my body, okay?" asked the old donkey cautiously.
The short-bearded uncle nodded with a smile, took the several magic weapons that the old donkey gritted his teeth and gave up, put them away at will, and said with a smile: "Come, uncle will touch your bones......
"Don't, uncle, you liar, donkey hates you......"
The inspection has also been checked, the bones have also been touched, the two uncles stood in front of the four of them very solemnly, of course, for the little one, they are still very kind, but they simply pinched two.
"What we want to say next is that since you have all paid the tuition, it is the responsibility of the teacher to teach you, come on, let's start this cherished master-apprentice relationship immediately!"
Before the four of them could react, they were dragged by the two uncles with bright eyes and flew to a quiet place on the top of the mountain, where there were all kinds of facilities, from small to large mountains and rocks, as well as various monsters with different cultivations, in short, there were only the unexpected, there was nothing that could not be seen, and it didn't want to be a cultivation ground at all, but more like a torturous slaughterhouse.
"Gao Nan came over to me. The bearded uncle grabbed Gao Nan first, and then kicked the three old donkeys to Han Li.
"Hehe, for the teacher called Zhan Fighting, all his life has only been studying the art of hand-to-hand combat, just now my junior brother has also touched your muscles and bones, now follow me to start cultivating." ”
"Ah, senior Zhan, the kid is here to visit you. ”
", you just bought the Divine Palm, from now on, if you don't want to be a teacher, you will be our student!"
"But, your Rulai Divine Palm is a pirated copy, didn't the white face also take a copy?"
Gao Nan turned his head resentfully and looked at the white face who was also clenching the palm of the god and had a sad gaze, it was really a liar, and the estimated printing cost was only seven points!
"Ahem, boy, what do you know, in order to popularize our education, it is natural to be a little more prepared, besides, you think it is easy for us to support this academy alone, as the second batch of students, you have to be considerate. ”
"Who were the first ones, and were they also deceived?"
"Phew, what is a lie, the old man is a real person, as for the first batch, isn't it Xiaokuan and them, just because they don't pay tuition, so they let you pay more, so let's see that your kid is good, you will be their senior brother in the future!"
"Uncle Daqing, you are a learner, and you have to kill the boy. ”
Gao Nan has the heart to die, and he was really pitted, and he was cheated by a seemingly loyal uncle, I really have to admit that this world is full of pits.
"Okay, look at your bear-like appearance, when you graduate, you will know that being a teacher is not a liar, but a person with lofty ideals who is determined to change the situation in the immortal cultivation world!"
Seeing that this pit was inevitable, Gao Nan asked dejectedly: "Then the last question, you said that this is the academy, what is the name?"
The uncle nodded with satisfaction, asked the question on the point, proudly let go, and on the uncle behind him, a few big words were crookedly engraved: "Shemale Academy!"
thump
Gao Nan's legs were weak, and he knelt down completely, looking up to the sky and crying out sadly: "God, you are still a thunderbolt to kill me, I am a young man with a great future, how can I become a shemale in a blink of an eye!"
"Hehe, okay, hurry up, I know that the teacher's literary talent and strength are first-class, but you don't have to be moved like this by this, as long as you are willing to learn, the teacher will work hard to teach!"
The uncle helped Gao Nan up, and he was very satisfied with such a good student, but he really didn't look away.
"Come on, let's start training. ”
The uncle threw Gao Nan into the group of monsters and shouted, "Call me!"
A group of monsters jumped up and beat Gao Nan around, and the fight was miserable, and there were a few monsters that couldn't intervene in the periphery and kept playing with the posture, and the drinking haha was also very scary.
"Stupid, won't you hold your head?"
"Fool, you steal peaches. ”
"Oh, I'm worried about the old man, it's so big, what are you hugging blindly!"
Gao Nan: "......"
A day and a night passed, and Dongfang turned out the white of the fish's belly, and the four brothers with two black circles under their eyes fled down the mountain by the faint light.
"Ha, you got up so early, you are really a good student, come, first raise this stone for half an hour!"
Uncle No. 2 Han Li happily threw the extra-large mountain stone, Gao Nan raised his arms and almost lay on the ground, this pit was actually added to the mountain stone with pure gold, and the weight was difficult to estimate.
And the miserable day starts with this thing......
Day by day, countless escapes were caught, and the result was the beginning of a more tragic day, although the experience was painful and miserable, but what Gao Nan learned was continuous improvement, and he was shocked by all the hand-to-hand combat techniques and combat combat, often touching his chin in a daze, wondering how to make him go further.
On the old donkey's side, the progress also made Han Li laugh, the three little guys from the pit all showed different talents in strength, although the white face was slightly worse than the little one, but it was by no means something that ordinary people could have, the most rare thing was the little one's fusion ability and the power of the illusion of the white face, with the cultivation of the power taught by himself, they have all improved significantly.
"Little white face, such as the palm of the gods!"
The white face was fighting against the old donkey, and when he heard Uncle Han Li's shout, he pulled back and swung his palms in front of his chest, and then suddenly pushed out, and a huge Buddha phantom appeared above his head, rolled up a monstrous wind, and bombarded out.
The old donkey didn't dare to show weakness, and his two front hooves were high, and he pressed down with one hoof against the roaring Rulai Divine Palm.
"Heavenly Feet!"
boom
The sky shook, the terrifying aftermath rippled from the sky, and the wind-blown mountain tops and trees bent.
"Yes, yes, you are all considered to be beginners, as long as you carve it again, you can officially become a teacher. ”
Han Li was overjoyed, lifted the penultimate mountain stone with his physical strength, and said to the old donkey's white face with bulging muscles.
The old donkey and the white face smirked wildly, and at last they were about to get rid of the torture of the evil uncle, and freedom flew above their heads like a bird with wings.
"Ah, I don't have to work so hard anymore. ”
Xiao Budian, who was lying lazy on the mountain rock raised by Han Li, wiped his saliva and shouted happily when he heard the words, and almost danced with his hands.
Han Li pulled the little boy down and taught him a lesson: "Stinky boy, don't think that if you are small, the old man will not beat, and if you are lazy, you will definitely suck your ass." ”
"Ah, uncle, you are so cruel!" Xiao Budian tried to squeeze out a few tears to win sympathy.
Han Li was speechless for a while, but recently he found out that anyone who has been with an old donkey and a white face for a long time has become obscene and can pretend, Xiao Budian is an example, and his chubby apprentice, who has always been well-behaved and honest, is 100% typical.
In the confrontation with the old donkey, it became more and more obscene, especially those eyes, and I was so angry that I wanted to hit him, the good quality was gone, and what was left was the honest shell.
"Oh, Brother Nan, stop, I'm chubby!"
In the sky, the black group that was covered by the demons came out of the obscene little fat figure, I don't know when I ran to Gao Nan's side to touch the baby, but Gao Nan, who had gone through the ordeal, had already washed away the lead, not to mention the real strength, the unimaginable intuitive power alone shocked Zhan and Han Li and the two uncles couldn't sleep for several nights, that was exciting.
And today, compared to their joy of finding a successor, Gao Nan is even more ecstatic, he finally believes that those who sell pirated books are not necessarily liars!