The third verse taught me to be a hooligan

"Oh? That's interesting, so you're still ruined? Then it's better to tell me, what do you have to boast about-" The black-haired old man stretched his tone, seeing that Bai Heng was stumped by himself, he couldn't answer for a while, his eyes were squinted and only a slit remained, and he said with a smile, "Young man, hooligans are not what you want to do." First of all, you have to give up your dignity. Dignity understands?"

"You are an idiot to me, isn't dignity just cheekiness. You mean to make me embarrassed?"

"Tsk, I have a good understanding. ”

"That's, don't look at who I am!"

"Hmph, aren't you just a little ruffian? He's still a ruffian with no interest. The old man commented disdainfully.

"I'm going to be a hooligan man!"

"Hmph!" the old man stood up, stunned the diners around him, he spat in his mouth, and sternly lectured the ignorant young man in front of him, "Do you want to be a hooligan? I tell you, there is a huge gap between hooligans and ruffians!"

"Where there's a will, there's a way, according to what you say, then how did you match it before!"

"Hey, dare to talk back. Yes, yes, Lao Tzu is a rogue. How can a mere mortal like you imagine? ”

"Whew!"

"Hehe, I'm not convinced, right? There is a junior college just south of this intersection, and there are many people who come and go every day. Our small restaurant is doing a good business, so you can just play a hooligan here and show me. ”

"Here......"

"How?"

"It's public. ”

"Oh - it turns out that the hooligans have to find a hidden place like the corner of the alley. Lao Tzu looked like I understood, and nodded.

Bai Heng couldn't hear that this was a rhetoric, ** nakedly laughing at his timidity.

"You wait!"

Immediately turned his head to look around every table in the restaurant, gritted his teeth, and walked towards one of the girls who looked like they were easier to bully.

The decibel level between the two of them just now was relatively high, and everyone heard this conversation clearly. Not to mention the men, even the girls who were gossiping while eating also stared at him with disdain, without fear.

Among them was the one who was chosen as the target by Bai Heng.

To say that Bai Heng also has some ability to see people, he is surrounded by girls who dye their hair, perm their hair, or decorate their faces. Only this person has no earring bracelets, and his black and silky hair is not shiny, but it can be seen that he has been carefully cared for.

People don't add decoration, the old point is plain, and the trendy point is no makeup. According to Bai Heng's standards, this is the most basic requirement to be his girlfriend.

"Hello little sister, how old are you, why don't we make friends?"

"Who wants to make friends with you. ”

The black girl snorted, her voice was soft, which made Bai Heng feel very comfortable.

"Well, if you don't make friends, that's okay. Come on, let's talk about life and ideals with my brother. ”

Bai Heng was halfway through his words, and suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Hey, little sister, who are you calling for?"

The girl ignored him at all, and after pressing the number, she asked, "Hey, it's the police station." Hello, I'm in the xx hotel at the xxx intersection, someone here wants to molest me, please hurry up and arrest someone. ”

......

After being quickly pulled out by the old man, Bai Heng had a black line on his face, and said hatefully: "I actually called the police, damn, I obviously haven't done anything yet!"

The old man glanced at Bai Heng.

"Are you convinced now?"

"I'm not convinced! It's just that I chose the wrong target. It won't be the case with the next one. ”

The black-haired old man grabbed Bai Heng and shook his head, "How can there be a wrong goal in playing hooligans, no matter what kind of character the other party is, but how you deal with it." ”

Bai Heng has nothing to say, he has seen the rogue nature of this old man, down to the teenage Lori, up to the seventy-year-old aunt, as long as he wants to, he can't do it without him. At this time, he finally understood that there was really a gap between people that could not be crossed.

"Senior, please teach me how to be a hooligan!"

"Why should I teach you? ”

"I'm a **** silk, and I don't even want me on the construction site. If you don't become a hooligan, will you go back to gnawing at the old man!"

"It's easy, I'll break your leg and let you go out on the street, and I'll make a lot of money. ”

"Parents of the body, how can this be!"

The old man glared at him and laughed, "I want to hear the truth!"

"I'm afraid of ...... pain"

"Quack, that's right. Then according to your meaning, you can't achieve anything, so you have to be a hooligan, and moving bricks on the construction site is much better than a hooligan, right?"

When the words came to his mouth, Bai Hengsheng swallowed them shengsheng, fortunately, he was clever enough to react quickly, otherwise it would be over. Hurriedly piled up a smiling face: "How can it be, of course hooligans are the noblest profession in the world!"

After that, he secretly glanced at it and saw that the old man was not angry, so he secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"The expression is not natural enough, and you can barely pass it. ”

At the corner of the street, next to a garbage can, a down-and-out flower cat is picking up the only food in the garbage, calling twice from time to time as if to attract the attention of passers-by.

There were two people squatting next to him, one old and one young, pointing at the women passing by, talking about something.

I saw that the more they talked, the happier they became, and then their eyebrows flew and their hands danced. It's like sketching a blueprint for a bright future.

But if you look closely, you will find that the two of them are squinting, as if they are smiling with knives hidden in their smiles, the corners of one side of their mouths are slightly hooked, and the other side has saliva hanging down from time to time, but they are licked back by the tongue that sticks out. There is a word written on each cheek on the left and right cheeks.

"Lewd, trivial!" The women passing by subconsciously felt a chill, and the four vulgar eyes were sweeping unscrupulously over them. They hurriedly covered their chests and walked briskly past here.

"Have you memorized everything I taught you?"

Bai Heng nodded with a smile on his face, "I remember everything." ”

"Recite it to me. ”

"Be a literate rascal...... If you are cheap, you are invincible...... The nature of the country is easy to change......"

Bai Heng memorized the essentials that the old man had taught him just now, and when he recited it at this time, although he felt a little jerky, he felt his heart surging.

This is like the legendary martial arts cheats, every word is the brainchild of the old man, the essence of the hooligan.

"Good. I can't see that your endorsement is very quick. ”

"Of course, if it weren't for the fact that the dead ghost father didn't have a little inheritance for me to pay for tuition, I would have been picking up girls in Tsinghua University and Peking University a long time ago!" Bai Heng snorted twice, not to mention whether he had that ability, his previous academic performance was indeed one of the best in the class. It's much easier to memorize such things verbatim than to memorize Mr. Treeman's articles.

"Alright, that's it for the cow to blow here. I don't have anything to teach you, the so-called master leads you into the door to practice and practice personally, and then you can practice according to these standards and continue to train yourself. ”