Chapter 158: A Real Man

Tushi Palace has always been the most peaceful place in the fairy world, because whether it is an immortal or a bird, they all uphold the mentality of doing nothing, and never ask about everything that happens in the fairy world, in Gao Nan's words, if it were not for the name of the saint there, Tushi Palace would have been flattened a long time ago, and by visual inspection, he led a group of bandits to successfully occupy it, and whoever made his brain amused to death!

But all this changed on the day Gao Nan arrived, of course, this is not his own credit, and the indelible merit of the big green cow, if he didn't sneak down to earth first, if he didn't always think about revenge, if he didn't see Gao Nan with green eyes, how could the indifferent fairy birds set foot on this road of no return.

Therefore, I am not fighting alone, no matter when, there are brothers who accompany me all the way, of course, this brother may not be the real voice!

Anyway, no matter what it is, because of the double efforts of Gao Nan and Qingniu, these five good fairy birds who do not fight or grab have finally embarked on the road of bandits and bandits, and they are following Gao Nan farther and farther.

"I'll fight. ”

"Fan Fan Fan ......"

"Wing Chun. ”

"Shaolin seventy-three stunts, cut off the children and grandchildren's feet......"

All kinds of monsters and Gao Nan learned the strange shouts are ferocious to the extreme, and the next hand is even more pale, insidious and vicious, but there are many people, an immortal is surrounded by nearly ten fairy birds frenzied, these perennial follow Lao Jun's fairy birds, the strength is quite strong, and the most important thing is that the perennial ears and eyes are stained, the understanding of the Tao Sutra is like a refinement, often accidentally hooked the traces of the Tao, the immortal beat a hundred meters, and suddenly a pig's head appeared.

The fairies who followed Chang'e were so shocked that their jaws fell, they knew since they were young that there were a group of fairy birds in fairy tales living in Tushi Palace, each of them was extremely kind, and each one lived in harmony with people, and there was also a white-bearded old man in Tushi Palace, smiling at the rising sun every day, which was completely a place where every fairy child dreamed of living in.

Can ...... now

Mother, all fairy tales have been ruthlessly destroyed, and all of this is caused by the naked man who ran naked that night!

The bandit-like man lived in the fairy tale paradise, and then silently turned the fairy tale paradise into a thief's nest, and all the kindest fairy birds in childhood became the existence of the bandits, and beat these immortals who chased Gao Nan into pigs' heads.

Over there, Wu Gang wielded a magic axe and knocked over two fairy birds, but then the chrysanthemum hurt, and the weasel obscenely performed Gao Nan's secret technique - Thousand Years of Killing.

Poor Wu Gang screamed in pain, and the next moment he was slapped into the cloud by the hooves of the rushing green ox, and fell miserably from thirty-three days.

"Wowhaha, isn't the bull mighty?" The green cow turned into a human form, agitating his biceps muscles in the fairy flock, laughing wildly, and seeing that all the fairy birds had black eyes.

"Dead cows, and a few immortals, take them all for me. Gao Nan's head was full of black lines, and he glared at Qingniu viciously.

Qingniu, who wants to recover in strength, narrowed his eyes, glared at Gao Nan and said viciously: "Gao Nan Xiao'er, Master Niu has recovered now, you still want to instruct me, now you look, who can stop me here?"

Arrogant, very arrogant, extremely arrogant!

Qingniu once again showed his life motto to the world: Brother Niu in the sky is a cow!

Gao Nan glanced at the diamond bracelet that did not come out to inspect, shrugged his shoulders, and then took out a handful of sand of stars from his arms, although these are called sand of stars, they are actually the smallest stars, each of which contains the light of the stars, and those who shine can't help but be dizzy.

"Stupid cow, don't you want a nice nose ring, what do you think of this thing?"

Gao Nan shook the green cow twice, and his two copper bell eyes were even more shining and dazzling.

"Okay, this dare is good, but, you stinky thief, you still want to deceive Master Niu, who can smelt this thing except for those old guys who have advanced cultivation?"

"Oh, you just called them old fellows......" Gao Nan stared at the green cow with a group of fairy birds very sinisterly, that smile was more fox than a fox, and that smile was more terrifying than a ghost.

The big green cow wants to die, this is good, the mouth is too big, bald out such a sentence, in case it spreads, the fairy world will really only have the legend of the cow from now on, so no matter how good the life of the cow is, it is not as strong as the gossip!

Gao Nan saw that Qingniu's eyes were melancholy, and he was very likely to have a precursor to depression, so he hurriedly offered a sweet jujube and swaggered in the fairy world, he needed a strong thug, but he didn't want a big stupid cow who pretended to be melancholy every day, coughed and said: "That just now, as a brother, it will rot in the stomach, as for the nose ring you want, as a brother, I will also build one for you, no, it is two, so that you can not only bring it, but also change it!"

Qingniu's eyes were moist, this is a brother, and he said emotionally: "Brother Gao Nan, you are my own brother, hey, no, it seems that you also cheated me." ”

As soon as he saw the stupid cow who was emotional, he wanted to come to his senses, Gao Nan kicked at the weasel, and the weasel hurriedly stood up and shouted the slogan: "Gao Nan's sect leader, Wen Cheng Wude, dominates the world, sticks a knife in the ribs of his brothers, he is definitely a model among the sect leaders, and a fighter among the immortals!"

The green cow who was just about to ponder the taste was amused by the weasel gag's words, and stirred up the things that he wanted to understand in his mind into a paste, and Gao Nan secretly wiped a handful of sweat, good guy, it's too dangerous, fortunately, the stupid cow's brain is not too good, well, this can be seen from the nether, otherwise how can he be fooled like a grandson!

While the iron is hot, Gao Nan smelted the sand of the stars with the true fire of Samadhi under the gaze of everyone, and used a slightly rough technique to create a crystal clear and starry nose ring for the green cow.

Qingniu condensed a water curtain, shone at it for a long time, and was so satisfied that he almost pulled Gao Nan to cut off the head of the chicken on the spot and burn the yellow paper, and worshiped him as a good friend.

And from the scene just now, all the people present, including the fairy, regarded Gao Nan as a shining version of the diamond king, and there seemed to be several more circles on the top of his head, which is probably the only outlier in the fairy world who can smelt the stars and is willing to do such a boring thing, but as a woman and friends, how intimate this is.

"Brother-in-law, do you want a necklace too?" the six fairies jumped out first, dragging Chang'e and shouting very enthusiastically.

When Gao Nan heard this brother-in-law, he had to grin behind his ears, and he could get this title in the circle of girlfriends of his beloved woman, which means that he has got his best friend, and Sister Chang'e is not even more inseparable from herself, such a life is the life of a real man.

"Wowhaha, since the sister-in-law is in need, how can my brother-in-law not agree, weasel, write down all the needs of the sister-in-law and sister-in-law to the sect master, and the style is also indicated, but remember, everything that comes to build must bring their own sand of stars, otherwise I will be tired to death." ”

"Yes, yes, but Sect Master, we?" asked the weasel, as the representative of the fairy bird, very flatteringly.

Gao Nan was in a good mood, and waved his hand proudly: "One piece per person, remember!"

"Thank you, the sect leader, the sect leader is really wise and powerful, mighty, and it is even more rare to take care of his subordinates, and the little one's admiration for you is like the water of the Yellow River, gushing endlessly......" The weasel was excited to shoot a fart, and everyone who was photographed was unstable, even Gao Nan rarely blushed slightly.

And from this moment on, the status of the weasel among the fairy birds has increased dramatically, and those who can think about the brothers are good partners, even if the strength is weak, even if the status is low, it can be accommodated!

Gao Nan is quite satisfied with today's atmosphere, not only showing his real manly side, but also seeing the deepening of brotherhood, absolutely killing two birds with one stone, speaking of which, thanks to these immortals who want to overturn themselves, by the way, what about immortals?

"Damn, these guys want to run, catch me!"

At a glance, the immortals who had just been beaten so much that their mothers couldn't recognize them took advantage of the time when Gao Nan was touted by everyone, and they ran away in the blink of an eye, leaving only one unlucky guy who stepped on a puddle of liquid and fell to the ground, and was caught by the green cow by the collar.

Gao Nan touched his chin, and Sen Ran asked, "Hey, boy, what's it called?"

"Hmph, how can a little mortal be worthy to know the name of this god. ”

"Ya is still hard-mouthed, does anyone know this thing?" Gao Nan was very unhappy.

Qingniu slapped this unlucky guy, and then said to Gao Nan: "He is the clairvoyant of Nantianmen, who can see everything in the mortal world." ”

"The name of this god will never be known. Clairvoyant raised his head proudly.

Gao Nan was so angry that he slapped him on the back of the head, and then shouted: "Call me, this product is underdrawn." ”

A group of fairy birds who had been holding back their unhappiness for a long time went up and beat them violently, and the hard-hearted and arrogant clairvoyant wailed miserably after a while, and begged for mercy loudly: "Spare your life, don't dare, the little god really doesn't dare." ”

The immortal birds subconsciously stopped and looked at Gao Nan, Gao Nan twisted his head and said, "You still dare to call God in front of the master, and then fight!"

After a stick of incense, the arrogant clairvoyant said with a crying voice: "Uncle Gao Nan, the little one doesn't dare." ”

"Stop!" Gao Nan waved his hand in satisfaction and shouted, and all the fairy birds stopped.

Gao Nan swayed, walked to the clairvoyance with his hands behind his back, patted him on the shoulder twice, and said with a smile: "You can teach him, little guy, follow this sect leader from now on, and do a good job in the future." ”

What else can clairvoyant do except nod, just like that, the little god clairvoyant who can observe everything in the mortal world in Nantianmen has gloriously joined Gao Nan's bandit camp, what, what kind of religion is this?

"Idiot, of course I'm against God, don't ask if it's the Jade Emperor or the barbarian God of the West, because this is something that can only be understood and cannot be spoken!" Gao Nan taught the rules of the clairvoyance church with a slap, what it is, anyway, I don't know, but I don't dare to ask.

After educating him, Gao Nan suddenly wrinkled his nose and sniffed twice in his palm, then his face changed greatly, and he asked, "Claireye, what smell do you have?"

"Well, it seems that the puddle of water just now is ......?"

Needless to say, Gao Nan also knew what it was, stared at the fairy birds fiercely, and shouted: "Which bastard defecates everywhere......"