Chapter 101: My name is Zhao Yingjun
(Thanks to the reward of "Style Fantasy", I have something to do today, this chapter is a little shorter, let me sort out the outline in the evening)
Yan Yitong and Fu Yuanzhuo finally achieved their goal, the two of them failed to get Xie Minyun drunk, and successfully drunk themselves, if it wasn't for Cheng Mo to stop them, it is estimated that the two of them would really go out sideways today, but even if the two of them didn't drink to the point of being unconscious, they were so noisy that they simply regarded the barbecue restaurant as their home.
Yan Yitong took a wine bottle as a microphone, and had to sing and dance in the barbecue restaurant, and the drunk Yan Yitong looked like an eldest sister and asked everyone what song they wanted to hear, and he was ashamed to say that he was a KTV music library, and any point of ancient and modern Chinese and foreign pop songs.
The best praise Fu Yuanzhuo immediately laughed and nodded "My name is Zhao Yingjun" ("My name is Zhao Yingjun" Zhang Yanfan).
Yan Yitong, who was used to dancing and singing, didn't know what it was to be embarrassed or look foreign, so he immediately stood on the chair, took a beer bottle as a microphone, patted his chest without any material, and imitated Uncle Benshan's voice and said loudly: "My name is Zhao Yingjun, 35 years old, parentheses: there is a difference between actual age and appearance, if you don't look closely, it is not a big problem, this belongs to surface aging"
Suddenly, the entire noisy barbecue restaurant was attracted by Yan Yitong, who was standing tall and shaking like a daisy, some people laughed and applauded; some people whistled when they saw that it was the big beauty Xie Minyun's table; some people also took out their mobile phones to shoot videos, obviously filming Yan Yitong, in fact, many people were filming Xie Minyun
For Yan Yitong, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, this person is nothing at the moment, holding a beer bottle microphone and continuing: "An existing house, parentheses: 7.8 square meters, a deposit of 1,560 yuan" After a pause, Yan Yitong glanced at Cheng Mo, "Bracket: let his ex-wife run away"
Speaking of "let my ex-wife run away", the authentic Northeast Dajiaozi Mandarin made the whole barbecue restaurant laugh, even the people who were waiting in line at the door crowded at the door to watch, the waiters stopped serving, and stood in the aisle with joy, those who were originally secretly filming Xie Minyun also forgot their original intentions and pointed their cameras at Yan Yitong.
Even if she didn't show her full form of "mediocre face" in front of everyone, Yan Yitong still has the ability to attract the attention of others by performing, she turned around in a chic circle on the brown wooden chair, shook off her fluffy curly hair, and said drunkly: "I want to find a hard-working and simple, patriotic and loving family, parentheses: I can't go on this and there at two ends in three days, I can't even see people for a day, and no one cooks."
Yan Yitong was fully engaged, and when she said "I can't even see a figure for a day, and no one cooks for me", her tone was fierce, but her expression was so cute that it exploded, like an angry kitten, she pouted and looked at Cheng Mo again, which simply made it clear that Cheng Mo was the person who "couldn't see a figure all day long".
Fu Yuanzhuo and Song Xizhe laughed like fools when they watched the joke next to them, while Xie Minyun glanced at Cheng Mo with a smile.
Cheng Mo looked at Yan Yitong one head and two big, although he didn't know what shame was, and he didn't think there was any shame in it, but Xie Minyun was next to him, and the atmosphere between the two girls just now was a little weird, and then Xie Minyun didn't know how to change his tricks to toss him. Cheng Mo had no choice but to stand up from the chair, walked around to Yan Yitong's side, grabbed her wrist and said, "Yan Yitong, you drank too much, come down!
Yan Yitong shook away Cheng Mo's hand holding her wrist, imitating a classic squint expression of Uncle Benshan, "Don't interrupt, I feel like I've found it!" Then she raised her head and smiled at the lively melon-eating crowd watching the excitement on all sides: "Everyone is laughing, hum, the marriage market has weakened when you are older, and it is not a shame to be on TV to advertise a marriage, isn't it? Water has a source, trees have roots, and there is a reason for getting married on TVâ
The whole barbecue restaurant fell into a sea of joy with Yan Yitong's rhythmic and eyebrow dancing performance, as if Uncle Benshan came to the barbecue restaurant in person, and everyone was amused by this lovely girl.
Xie Minyun hooked the corners of his mouth and said to Cheng Mo: "I didn't expect Tong Tong to be so talented in comedy, why don't you laugh?"
Yan Yitong, who was standing on the chair, heard the words "Lun Lun", her expression stiffened for a second, she remembered the lame little ant she raised, its name is "Sailun", "Sailun" is the English of "silence", at this moment Yan Yitong's mind was a mess, she quickly looked down at Cheng Mo who was standing next to her, and then looked at the happy diners around her. Yan Yitong, who has never been afraid of being watched, hated this feeling for the first time, and she recalled how she embarked on the path of recording dance videos, maybe because of alcohol, maybe because of the long time, her memory became a little blurred
Yan Yitong can only be sure of one thing, he is not trying to win the attention of others. Yan Yitong was also thinking about why he liked Cheng Mo, Xie Minyun said that Cheng Mo was the only light in her chaotic world, so what about herself?
Yan Yitong lost her mind a little, she felt that liking was really a blind thing, just like she saw someone take her place and was led away by her brother, she was sad for a long time, but as long as her brother was happy, she felt that she could accept it, this contradictory mood pulled her, just as she learned the news that Cheng Mo and Xie Minyun were married.
It's a strange feeling, painful and happy
Just when Yan Yitong was in a daze, Fu Yuanzhuo took the phone and shouted to Feng Qianqian on the phone, Song Xizhe had been in sage mode alone for a long time, and he was a little sober, so he immediately grabbed Fu Yuanzhuo and persuaded him that it was not necessary, so Fu Yuanzhuo shouted again and asked the waiter to continue to move the wine
Cheng Mo naturally waited for the waiter to come over, and immediately took out his mobile phone to pay. Then he immediately turned his head and called Yan Yitong to come down, saying that he would leave now, and then he and Song Xizhe dragged Fu Yuanzhuo out of the barbecue restaurant with him left and right.
Xie Minyun stretched out his hand to Yan Yitong, who was still standing on the chair, and said lightly: "Let's go!"
Yan Yitong grabbed Xie Minyun's hand, jumped off the chair, and almost stumbled and fell, but fortunately he was hugged by Xie Minyun. Xie Minyun helped Yan Yitong to follow behind, and a group of diners stared intently and walked out of the "Wangjing small waist", at the moment when Xie Minyun disappeared into the Wangjing small waist, a group of diners seemed to feel that eating barbecue and drinking beer was a tasteless thing at the same time, and they all put down the skewers and beer in their hands
The cool evening breeze of the autumn night slightly washed away the greasy smell of several people, Yan Yitong, who was supported by Xie Minyun, the beer bottle in her hand was replaced with a Coke bottle I don't know when, and the red Coca-Cola plastic label paper was printed with "I want to meet you in the summer when the cicadas are singing". Yan Yitong was not awakened by the evening breeze, she turned her head to look at Xie Minyun's side face, and grinned: "After so many years of being a bachelor, who doesn't look forward to getting married?"
Xie Minyun didn't know that this was still the lyrics, so he also glanced at Yan Yitong and said lightly: "It's not deliberate, just let it be." After speaking, Xie Minyun said to Cheng Mo, who was walking in front: "Wait on the side of the road, I'll call the car over." â
Cheng Mo replied "Okay" and Song Xizhe stood on the curb with Fu Yuanzhuo between them, the traffic on Zhongguancun North Street was dense, the warm yellow light brushed their cheeks over and over again, all kinds of scattered sounds passed through their eardrums, and the low buildings opposite Zhongguancun looked a little stumbling in the glorious night.
Fu Yuanzhuo yelled not to stop him, he was going to call Feng Qianqian, Yan Yitong was still continuing to sing her "My name is Zhao Yingjun", at this time, a taxi happened to stop in front of them, and a boy with a shiny back walked down from the taxi, looking well-dressed, it should be that the girl should have asked the girl to go to Wangjing to eat barbecue.
The five people standing on the road looked at the boy together, the boy was also a little inexplicable, looked back at the five people, and saw Xie Minyun couldn't help but froze for a moment, it didn't matter, Yan Yitong and Fu Yuanzhuo, who were already drunk, bent down at the same time and vomited
This sudden two vomits made the boy who had just gotten off the car feel like a mourner, and his originally excited look immediately sank, and he underestimated: "Am I so ugly?"
Hearing the boy's self-talk, Fu Yuanzhuo forgot about Feng Qianqian, and held his knees with both hands while spitting and laughing uncontrollably.
Yan Yitong had already vomited once at first, this time she just retched a few times, spit out some beer, wiped her mouth and turned around to support the plane tree on the side of the road and laughed wildly, laughing so much that even tears ran out of the corners of her eyes, she gasped and said: "This is probably the shadow of his life."
Song Xizhe also laughed, squatted on the curb with his stomach in his hand, and soon sat on the sidewalk with his butt laughing.
Even Xie Minyun's shoulders were trembling with one hand covering his mouth and smiling, Cheng Mo didn't think it was so funny, but he was also infected by this happy atmosphere, and couldn't help but laugh at this ridiculous scene.
Until Jiang Jun drove the Rolls-Royce over, the five of them were still standing on the side of the street in the autumn night and laughing uncontrollably, full of youthful laughter flowing on the long street, as if it would never dissipate.