Baili Brothers 2: Jade City Chapter 1: Fried

"Since······ If you don't agree with Chief Pei's last wishes, that's okay. Baili Shouyue scratched his hair impatiently, as if he was trying his best to suppress the anger in his heart: "Then vote, and the leaders will elect a new commander of the Great Wall." Before the new commander sent by the Emperor came, we were all under his command. ”

"Don't. A young but scheming general shook the index finger of his right hand, touched the trace of beard on his lips and said: "General Baili, your suggestion is useless, everyone will choose themselves, and in the end there is still no head and no tail." Don't dream of ruling our Great Wall by yourself, unless the court decrees it, there is no way at all!"

"You ······" Baili Shou knocked on the table vigorously and said, "This is Chief Pei's last order, how can we not obey?"

"Don't talk nonsense!" another general, who looked much older and had a thicker beard, interrupted impatiently, "Boy, let me tell you, whatever you say, I can listen to it." But ······" He lit the table and said, "Don't take Pei Shouyuo's guy to bet on Lao Tzu! Lao Tzu disdains to compare with him!"

"You ······" Baili Shouyu was about to have a seizure, and the other generals saw that the situation was not good, so they hurriedly dissuaded him, but there was still no one to speak for him. Baili Shouyue was troubled in his heart, and he didn't want to waste time on such a trivial matter, so he said, "Okay, you can do whatever you like." I only have one request, I want to keep the blind gun left by Chief Pei, I won't do the position he gave me, it's enough to be a chef in my kitchen!"

"No problem!" the unceremonious general said heartily: "No one is rare about your broken gun! And if you want to be a chef, that's even more unwanted! Come on, we will pack up the central kitchen for you! In the future, all the food of the Great Wall Guards will be handed over to you, Commander Baili!"

"Hmph!" Baili Shou gave him a blank look, turned and walked out. Behind him, there was a burst of laughter in the council chamber.

Chief Pei has sacrificed for more than half a year, but no general is willing to choose a new leader, but each manages his own area and is at ease. Baili Shou is also quite helpless about this, but he has no qualifications, and everyone said that he wanted to monopolize the position of the leader of the Great Wall, and he couldn't say so many people with one mouth, fortunately, he didn't even do the work in hand, so he just went to the kitchen to stay, and he could be in a better mood.

The soldiers in several nearby districts also had a good impression of Baili Shou's appointment, and they all rushed to help Baili Shou move things to the central kitchen. Baili Shouyue rejected them one by one: "I don't have anything, what can I move?" He only carried his blind gun on his back and went on the road, he heard Chief Pei say that there are many forms of blind guns, and it is better to study them if he has time.

"Silly cat, are you really annoying? Lao Tzu doesn't come to study food with you every day, understand?" Gao Xianzhi, who had spoken disrespectfully to Baili before, was very helpless in the face of this general Shen Mengxi, who had been complaining to him all day long. To say that he is a general is actually to tinker with his unknown power bomb all day long, and when the real fight started, he either went to the hut or did not control it well. Gao Xianzhi thought about it, rather than letting him blow up his own people, it would be safer for him to stay in the rear honestly.

"I ······ I'm serious too. The strange cat Shen Mengxi was much shorter than Baili Xuance, and said angrily unconvinced: "General Gao, I have been here for almost three years, why has the food on the Great Wall never improved?

"Shut up!" Gao Xianzhi glared at him and said, "Do you want Lao Tzu to personally spend money to invite a chef to come to the Great Wall to cook for you? Then why did you come to the Great Wall? Do you enjoy life? Tell you, what kind of general Lao Tzu is? If it weren't for those courtiers in power who were worried that Lao Tzu would not listen to them when he was in charge of the troops outside and slandered the emperor, Lao Tzu would not have been reduced to such a remote and impoverished place as the Great Wall to lead the troops······

"You are talking nonsense! This cat does not allow you to insult the Great Wall!" Shen Mengxi was not convinced, he had read his family tree, and their family had lived on the Great Wall since the Great Wall was established. Therefore, he often claims to be the son of the Great Wall, and he finally joined the Great Wall three years ago. No matter where or when he is, he will speak for the Great Wall.

"Shut up!" Gao Xianzhi hated that others interrupted him, and said disdainfully: "What do you know? Lao Tzu led his troops to fight in the past, but he never had a defeat! Now let Lao Tzu stay in this dirty and desolate place, Lao Tzu endures it! As a result, every time those bullshit courtiers in the court come here, they have to take away more than half of the people's fat and people's ointment that I have worked so hard to collect, Lao Tzu has worked hard to guard this broken place, is it easy for Lao Tzu? In addition, your stinky cat has been buzzing in my ears every day for the past three years! As long as it is a person, he is about to be driven crazy! You say! You say! Tell me about it!" he shouted, slapping the table hard and hard.

"Okay!" Shen Mengxi also said angrily: "Okay, I won't come to quarrel with you again in the future! But you also have to promise not to insult the Great Wall again! Don't loot the people's fat and ointment again! If you do these things again, I'll blow up my bombs everywhere!"

"You feel free······ Oh no, you dare ······" Gao Xianzhi suddenly remembered the few times he had seen Shen Mengxi's cat bombs, and the destructive power was actually quite terrifying. It's just that his accuracy is not enough, and it is easy to accidentally injure allies. He hurriedly stopped: "Lao Tzu doesn't want to get those things with you! If you want to eat delicious food, go get it yourself, and I won't stop you, as long as you can get it!"

"I'm the son of the Great Wall, how can I go out and run around?What should I do if I leave the Great Wall?" Shen Mengxi shook his head and said, "I can't leave the Great Wall behind." ”

When Gao Xianzhi heard this, he held his head and kept yelling, if he continued like this, he had to be driven crazy. At this time, Li Jinglong, another general who had been with him in the morning to oppose the Baili Covenant, walked in, he listened to the conversation between the two, and said to Shen Mengxi with a smile: "Our son of the Great Wall, since you have such an opinion on our food. Then I have an idea, why do we have a new chef in the central kitchen, maybe there is something outstanding in the cooking skills. ”

"Really?" Shen Mengxi blinked his big eyes, looking at Li Jinglong's treacherous smile, he felt that this person was lying a lot since the first day he entered the Great Wall, and now he didn't know whether to believe him or not.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Gao Xianzhi couldn't wait to get rid of this annoying spirit quickly, and immediately echoed: "I can guarantee that the new chef has extraordinary skills." ”

"Okay, I'll take a look. Shen Mengxi grinned and said, "I'll move my luggage over, no problem." ”

"Hurry up, move them all today, but don't blow up ······" Gao Xianzhi thought about Shen Mengxi's cart of explosives and the things that made explosives, and suddenly remembered that he blew up in the central camp, and it had nothing to do with him, so he immediately clapped his hands and said, "Just blow it up!

"Okay!" Shen Mengxi was even more proud when he heard it, thinking that Gao Xianzhi was praising him, and ran out alive.

Gao Xianzhi wiped his sweat and said to Li Jinglong: "What, what's the matter with you?" Li Jinglong sat on the stool next to him, pretending to be mysterious: "I heard that Chang'an has news." It is the meaning of Di Renjie. ”

"Is that guy?" Gao Xianzhi frowned and said, "What does he want to do?" Li Jinglong sighed and said, "It's not a good thing, it's to order Baili Shouyue to enter Beijing to narrate the details of Pei Shouyue's assassination." ”

"Hmph. Gao Xianzhi said disdainfully: "I know that this Baili Shou is Di Renjie's person, and when he enters Beijing this time, we will definitely be slandered." Do you think there is a proper way to do this? ”

"Rest assured, I have written to a person. Li Jinglong said, the corners of his mouth raised, his eyes narrowed and almost invisible, and he smiled extremely proudly.

"Oh?" Gao Xianzhi knew his methods, and his smile became weird and strange.

Shen Mengxi swaggered out with his explosives cart, and when he was about to reach the central camp, he asked the soldiers around him what the situation was with the new cook.

The soldier asked very strangely, "Don't you know Lord Shen?" ”

"Great!" When Shen Mengxi heard this, his eyes immediately lit up, and he pulled the small cart and disappeared in front of the generals.

"The kitchen is almost there. Shen Mengxi smelled the fragrance wafting out from a long distance, he wiped the saliva that was about to drip on the ground, and pushed open the kitchen door excitedly, and saw the steaming cauldron.

"Wow, it must be very delicious. "He couldn't control his hands. Suddenly he heard a sound, and he quickly withdrew his hand, but just dodged the bullet that passed by his palm.

"It is forbidden to eat secretly?" Shen Mengxi saw the four big characters hanging on the side.

"Hmph, little cook. Shen Mengxi was just about to say something, but at a glance, he saw the Baili Shouyu in front of him, and he jumped up in shock, he trembled and pointed to the Baili Shouyu and said, "Baili Shouyu······ 100 miles!"

"What's wrong?" Baili Shoujo didn't feel anything wrong, put down the blind gun in his hand and continued to study his new recipe. He was still thinking about the other functions of the blind gun just now, when he suddenly saw someone trying to steal food, and warned him of a shot.

"It's really annoying!" Shen Mengxi said without hiding his anger and dissatisfaction: "Every time I meet you two brothers, it must be no good thing! Oh yes, what about your crybaby brother? Where is he?" He suddenly remembered who he could bully.

"Don't look for it. Baili Shouyue sighed and said, "Xuan Ce is not on the Great Wall, and ······ He is no longer the crying child he used to be. As soon as he said this, he breathed a long sigh of relief and expressed his satisfaction.

"No way. Shen Mengxi shook his tattered hood and looked around, "Your timid brother must have seen me, and then hid in some dark place and shivered." Brother Baili, where are you? Come out, brother, I won't hurt you. ”

"Okay!" Baili Shouyue watched him drill around, annoying that he didn't have the heart to cook at all, so he hurriedly grabbed him and said, "Okay, Xuan Ce is really not here." Even if he is, he won't be afraid of your ······ who can only scare people Firecrackers?" he really couldn't remember what Shen Mengxi's thing was called, so he had to talk nonsense.

"What kind of firecrackers, Baili, you still hate it so much!" Shen Mengxi said angrily: "The last time we met was a few years ago." At that time, my explosive bomb had not yet been developed, and it was still somewhat insufficient. And at this time, it is definitely the most powerful explosive bomb in the entire King Continent. ”

"You know we haven't seen each other in years. Baili Shouyue brought a plate of fish out of the pot and said, "Xuan Ce is now a ······ that is not what it used to be."

"Well, I don't care what kind of guts your timid brother has now. Shen Mengxi's eyes lit up when he looked at him with a plate of fish and meat: "Anyway, he is your younger brother, you must speak for him······ By the way, are you prepared for me? I said, Baili, you don't sometimes hate it. ”

"No, no. As soon as Baili Shou raised his hands, Shen Mengxi couldn't reach the plate at all: "This is for the soldiers, you can't steal it." Even if we knew each other before, you can't ······ in advance."

"Hey, I'm Lord Shen under General Gao! I went to your smelly and small kitchen to improve my food, how can you do this to me?" Shen Mengxi angrily took out the explosive bomb in his arms and said, "If my explosive bomb is powerful enough, how about you give me this plate of fish?"

"Your Bomb ······" When Baili Shouyue saw that he was about to throw it in the kitchen, he hurriedly stopped him and said, "Don't! Don't throw your bombs, everything is negotiable." ”

"No, no, no. Shen Mengxi saw that he was scared, so he immediately played with his sex, passed the explosive bomb between his hands, and kept retreating, trying to lure Baili Shou out with him. Baili Shoujo was worried that it would really blow up, so he hurriedly put down the fish in his hand and followed him closely: "You must hurry up." ”

The soldiers guarding outside the kitchen were curiously looking at Shen Mengxi's cart of explosives, and suddenly saw him playing with a bomb, and they were so frightened that they stepped back together and said, "Shen ······ Lord Shen, don't mess around. ”

"What's the mess? As long as there are these explosive bombs, then the Great Wall guarded by this cat will not fall!" Shen Mengxi said with a smile, and suddenly there was a flower under his feet, and he turned over by himself, and the explosive bombs fell to the ground on the side.

"Be careful!" Baili Shou was quick to see, pounced forward, took out his blind gun and swept forward, and swept the explosive bomb far away.

"Really······ What a surprise. Shen Mengxi had just breathed a sigh of relief, when suddenly a deafening explosion "boom" behind him suddenly sounded, emitting a burst of black-gray choking smoke, enveloping everyone in it.