Chapter 50: The Milling Mule
The howl of the donkey spread throughout the wilderness, and the water flowed loudly.
The ferryman on the opposite side didn't seem to be able to stand the harassment of this voice, and saw that inside the willow yin, babbling and dumb, a boat was stretched out, and after a while, it was close to this shore.
The hull of the boat is not big, but it is enough to accommodate everyone to go up together, and when the boat is on the top shore, there is a tip called the cloud: "Cross the river, go here!"
Gao Nan led the old donkey and approached, and couldn't help but be stunned by the appearance of the son, not a young man, nor an old man, but an old woman wrapped in a brocade velvet kerchief and wearing a hundred cotton crotch jackets.
"Old man, why is the prince not here, but he wants you to hold the boat?"
The old woman smiled and didn't answer, and reached out to drag it onto the gangplank.
Gao Nan and the others saw that the old woman didn't want to say more, and they didn't ask more, and got on the boat one by one, but the old donkey was too heavy, and Gao Nan and Mo Wenchen had to take action one after another to support the boat from sinking.
The old woman looked at her in astonishment, then withdrew her gaze, propped up the boat, swung her oars, and crossed the river in an instant.
On the west bank, Gao Nan took out a lot of scattered silver taels and gave them to the old woman.
The old woman hurriedly thanked her and said, "Wait a moment." Then he went into the house with a smile and rummaged through the cabinets looking for something.
Gao Nan was puzzled, not knowing what the woman had asked her to wait for, but she also saw that there would be no threat to herself, so she relaxed and leisurely looked at the surrounding scenery.
The river water is clear, the willows are budding, and the warm spring breeze gently blows across the water, setting off layers of ripples, which is rare calm and comfortable.
"It's really suitable for retirement, no wonder my mother-in-law doesn't want to leave when she lives alone. Mo Wenchen also enjoyed the tranquility here, closing his eyes and breathing in the fresh air.
The little white face didn't have that interest, looking at the clear water of the river, he fished it out, and the slender water flowed into his mouth, which was sweet and delicious.
At this time, the old woman came out with a notice, and when she saw the little white face drinking water, she stomped her foot and said regretfully: "It's too late again." ”
"Mother-in-law, what's the matter of being late?" Gao Nan was puzzled, but he also saw that the woman was not joking, and hurriedly stepped forward to inquire.
The old woman handed the notice to Gao Nan, only to see that it was written that all men should be careful, do not drink the water of the Zimu River by mistake, otherwise they will conceive a child in the womb.
"See it, this is the Zimu River water that only women in our country can drink, outsiders, especially men, are not allowed to drink, a few days ago, there was a group of monks who also drank this water by mistake, and panicked to find a way to save it, and now I don't know if it has been dissolved. The mother-in-law forced a smile and landed on the hooves of the old donkey, who was carrying the water vessel.
The old donkey's mouth was about to touch the water vessel, and when he heard the old woman's words, he shook his hands and threw it away, and kicked the vessel away with his hooves, and looked at the old woman with palpitations.
The old woman smiled and filled the old donkey with a bowl of water in a bucket, and said, "Drink this if you are thirsty, you won't get pregnant." ”
"Mother-in-law, are you sure?" asked the old donkey, looking at the equally clear water.
The old woman grinned, nodded, and said, "How can the old woman lie to you!"
Seeing her assurance, the old donkey believed it, took the water bowl and drank it all.
"Quench your thirst!" The old donkey was carrying the golden stone, he was already thirsty, and he was about to ask for another bowl, only to hear the little white face next to him suddenly bend down and moan: "The abdominal pain is unbearable!"
"It's bad, doesn't it work, does it?" Gao Nan exclaimed, his palm touching Xiao Baimian's belly, feeling that there was a lump of blood and flesh in it.
"It's not true, help!" the little white face touched the belly that was getting bigger and bigger, and let out a wail, almost falling headlong into the river.
The old donkey was gloating and laughing beside him, and he was not tired, he walked around the little white face and circled, and said with a smile: "Little white face, I didn't expect you to be a father and a mother again!"
"Get out, Brother Gao Nan, find a way to save me. After scolding the old donkey, the little white face turned to Gao Nan again and begged.
Gao Nan saw that his belly was becoming more and more obvious, and he no longer hesitated, raised his little white face with one hand, and said to Mo Wenchen: "Take the old donkey and follow me." ”
Tianxingjue cut through the sky and went straight to the capital of the Xiliang Women's Country, Mo Wenchen followed, lifted the old donkey, and drove the clouds to follow.
"Mother, I can fly again, and now I am a man who has the ability to come to my country. The old woman was amazed for a long time, and then sighed again: "It's a pity that my family is not small, otherwise how can I let go of these good men......"
Fortunately, these words were not heard by Gao Nan and a few others, otherwise they would not be scared to urinate.
It is said that a few people walked on the clouds, and the distance of thirty or forty miles was soon reached, Gao Nan pointed to the city wall and shouted: "When you get to the place, go and find Elder Tang and his party, I think they have found a solution." ”
Falling to the city gate, Gao Nan and the others hurriedly entered the city, but they didn't want to just walk a short distance, and found that the street was full of women, both young and old, all of them had plastic surgery and laughed: "There are people again, this time there are three good ones!"
Originally, when he knew that this was the daughter country, Gao Nan had a crooked mentality, mainly in his previous life, whenever he read about the daughter country of Journey to the West, he was in a reverie, but now he really doesn't want to be blocked here, if the little white face is fine, he can still enjoy the soft voice of Yingying Yanyan, but now he really can't afford it.
There is a desire to squeeze out, but in a moment, all kinds of women are crammed into the streets, not to mention squeezing out, even if you want to move a single step, it is difficult to do it.
"Brother, brother, save my little brother. "The little white face is about to cry, in fact, as long as it is not a modern person, no man can accept the reality of his pregnancy, uh, even if he is a modern man, it is estimated that he can't accept it.
Gao Nan could understand the mood of the little white face at the moment, and squeezed forward with all his might, his arms and chest could always touch some places that were soft and straight, and the stimulated body couldn't help but react.
At this moment, all the women in the daughter country who felt Gao Nan's strange appearance blushed with shame, lowered their heads and didn't dare to look directly, but they were even more reluctant to get out of the way.
"Brother, dear brother, you must give it your strength. The little white face saw Gao Nan's footsteps stop again, with tears in his eyes, crying anxiously.
Gao Nan shook his head with a wry smile, and couldn't help but look at Mo Wenchen, with his handsome appearance, naturally women were indispensable to besiege him, pulling his arm and not letting him leave.
Just wanted to say two words of sympathy, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and the corners of his mouth lifted a curvature, and when the old donkey saw this appearance, he knew that Gao Nan had a bad heart again, and hurriedly pulled away a little distance, and his butt knocked away many women.
These women who were hit finally left Gao Nan, Mo Wenchen and the little white face, and landed on the old donkey and Sha Baobao.
"Hey, the mule that is milled, whose family, why is it not tied properly?"
"That is, looking at this little body, it is almost limp with limbs, what a poor mule. ”
The women sympathized and stroked the old donkey one by one, as if no one wanted it, and they would take care of the poor mule.
The old donkey wanted to cry without tears, and howled: "I am a donkey, not a mule!"
"Oh, this donkey can talk, is it a monster, run. Suddenly, a woman in the crowd was frightened.
But before she could escape, she heard the other women laugh and say, "What are you afraid of, there was a talking pig a few days ago, and a mule is a sperm, so there is no need to be afraid." ”
"That's right, what are the mules afraid of, it's not the part of the mill!"
The old donkey listened to their words in his ears, his face was purple and blue with anger, and he howled loudly, and the broken donkey's voice spread down the street, and he thought that the women would run away one after another, but he didn't want his desperate howl to be unable to suppress the laughter of the women, and soon disappeared.
Lowered his head in frustration, this is the first time he has been deflated in sound, obviously it is a big blow to the old donkey, so the monsters in this world are not terrible, because once a woman becomes a country, it is far more terrible than a monster, and the old donkey is a typical example.
The argument was ineffective, the long howl was incomprehensible, the old donkey lowered his head, and muttered like hysteria: "I am a donkey, really not a mule......"
Seeing his cute appearance, the women liked it even more, and they also exchanged and laughed around the old donkey, coupled with the natural cuteness of the little one, which made the street more crowded, and there was no place to insert a needle.
Seeing that the situation was even more critical, the curvature of the corners of Gao Nan's mouth rose, and he made up his mind, pulled Mo Wenchen into his arms, and shouted loudly: "Be quiet, I have something to say." ”
Mana drummed, and the sound resounded through the streets.
The women fell silent, wanting to hear what the men, one of the three fine races, would say.
Gao Nan cleared his throat, ignored Mo Wenchen's desperate struggle with a blushing face, and said loudly: "Anyone who wants to propose marriage, come to me this Mo Wenchen brother, listen well, just have a chance today." ”
"Brother Gao!" Mo Wenchen was stunned by Gao Nan's words, and even forgot about the struggle for a while.
Gao Nan grinned: "Brother Mo sacrifices, the white face will always remember, let's go!"
As he spoke, he threw Mo Wenchen against the wall with all his strength.
The other women all heard Gao Nan's words, and they all stared at Mo Wenchen on the wall, and with a shout, all the women rushed forward and surrounded the handsome and dashing Mo Wenchen.
"Brother Mo, good man!"