The first white elephant coaxed by cowhide

The dog comes out of the moon, and the clouds support the sun. On the top of the ancient Yue Mountain, a dark lamp was clearly extinguished, and the dark blue spiritual light outlined the circular appearance, and the pale moon shone on it, and it was actually a huge human skull that was framed on the stone stele.

At that time, the five emperors were on the sun, and the corpses of hundreds of miles were lost. But he summoned this strange walking tool from the Great Wilderness World.

All in all, Bai Heng, who was thrown into the Great Wilderness World to "preach", hated the owner of this skull that was one size bigger than himself.

"Spicy bastard! Lao Tzu will r, your whole family is an immortal! I have any grudge against you, don't come to me if you borrow a corpse to resurrect your soul!

When Bai Heng came to his senses and used his strength to take off the thing on his head, his little hands shook, his crotch was wet, and he was so frightened that he sat down on the ground, grabbing the dirt and moving it back, his eyes almost popping out of his sockets.

Skulls, skulls!

Walking a hundred meters away from the grave, Bai Heng, who once held the urn of the divorced father, had a heartbeat of one hundred and eighteen, where had he seen this meeting. Especially in the south of the Yangtze River, those who believe in God and worship Buddha are particularly sensitive to this aspect, and this coward who is strong and strong in the middle is now afraid to even move.

After a long time, the white skull that had stopped after rolling a few laps had not happened at all, and Bai Heng cautiously narrowed his eyes into a slit, staring at it in a panic and fear, while sneaking up and retreating in small steps into the distance.

About half an hour later, my crotch was still a little wet. The boy finally got the courage to come back. Poked a branch more than a meter long, hey- no response!

Poke again, still nothing!

Where did Niang Xipi come from, the ghosts are all lying to me, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill you. Thinking so in his heart, Bai Heng raised his foot and kicked it out of the skull.

This is a skull, when and how did it get on your head?

Bai Heng, who had calmed down, began to think about this problem, only to feel that his head was groggy, as if he had been hammered in the back of his head by someone before. "Damn! It must be that stinky old man, I'll it, even I, a kind and simple little boy, have to lie to me, and actually attack me!"

Thinking of this, Bai Heng felt that his memory was much clearer, and one by one the pictures appeared in front of him, connecting them into a video clip with sound and color.

No, such a bizarre thing happened just now. Bai Heng's mouth opened wide, and it became a shape that could be stuffed into the egg just horizontally.

With a roar, the heavens and the earth shook, and the elephant's trunk twisted, throwing out monstrous waves. Flood a starry universe. The four legs are like heavenly pillars, and the whole body is milky white and exudes the majestic aura of the king. The bull roared angrily: "I am respected in the Holy Realm. The gods all need to worship me. You all kneel for me. ”

"I'm not convinced!"

"Who are you? If you don't accept anything, why are you going? ”

"Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu is unhappy when he sees you, he just doesn't accept it!"

"Hey, it's very cowhideous. ”

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu has a wife. You don't even have a hair. ”

"I#$*#%..."

Half of this dialogue did come out of the mouth of Bai Heng, the protagonist of our peeing pants. On the other side of the cowhide coaxing, it was a milky elephant. said that it was an elephant but it didn't look like it, all in all, Bai Heng's understanding was not much different.

But according to Bai Heng's character, how could he say such a thing. estimated that if he really met that behemoth comparable to the sea of stars, he would have already kowtowed to beg for mercy. But the facts are there, it can't be your own dream.

Thinking about it, it must have been the previous big skull that made a mistake, which is why there was the beginning of the sentence "borrowing the corpse to return the soul" or something. Anyway, he can't say it himself, it's just that he was caught by something, after all, he has been a single for twenty-one years, and he is still a place, where can he get a wife.

Looking around, the vast savannah was empty.

"I'm on an island, I'm on an island!"

Bai Heng resisted the urge to scold his mother, no wonder the monstrous in the picture just now, and he is now on a desert island to survive?

Everything came too fast, and Bai Heng's brain was directly short-circuited.

"Little rabbit, sheep are crazy or people are crazy, do you dare to stay on the territory of the deity, why don't you hurry up and go back to the wilderness!" Bai Heng forgot to be afraid for a while, he was fascinated by it, and the corners of his mouth kept hanging down: I wipe, soaring clouds and driving the fog! Could it be that Taishang Laojun's mount? Uh, no, no, I remember that it was a green cow......

Just thinking about it, the huge waves that were slapped on the beach a few kilometers away actually swept over and directly submerged him.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, ahem, I'm choking" The nose and mouth drank a stomach of water together, and kept choking like a chicken in soup, and it took a long time for the chest to feel better, and I couldn't help but scold and say, "Who are you?"

"I'm ......" The milky white giant elephant said a few words, and suddenly remembered that he hadn't just said it, this kid pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger, and actually wanted to waste my saliva.

With a horizontal heart, he didn't bother to care which onion he was from, and the elephant's trunk stretched out and sucked the kid in.

When he looked around, he found that there was still a human skull on the ground, and the white elephant also felt unlucky, so he also sucked it in, so as not to defile his own territory.

After doing all this, he flew out of the sky leisurely.

Regardless of the white elephant coaxed by cowhide, poor Bai Heng finally achieved positive results after a day trip with a miserable elephant trunk and appeared on a mountain full of gold and jade.

This place is called Tianshan, and everyone in these interfaces has been here, and they can count it on their fingers.

"Our Lady has said that this place is accessible to extraordinary people. Thinking that you were teased by that divine object and came here, today I specially ordered me to extinguish the mountain fire. If you go three hundred and fifty miles to the east, you will naturally be able to get out of this Tianshan Mountain. Don't look back on the road, remember. ”

"Who?"

Feeling the heat on his back, Bai Heng only heard a strange long roar after waking up, and subconsciously raised his head, only to see a six-legged and four-winged strange bird as red as Dan Fire soaring into the sky from the valley in the distance, heading towards the sky.

What a scary monster!

Shocked, Bai Heng didn't dare to stay longer, so he quickly determined the direction and walked out towards the east without looking back.

Beneath his feet was scorching rocky ground, and he even saw a lot of golden jade inlaid in the stone along the way, some of which were simply exposed. Instinctively, I feel that if I pick up a piece and sell it, I don't have to worry about food and clothing in this life, and the beautiful future of driving Maserati beauties to the door is beckoning to me. But he didn't even dare to bend over, for fear that if he inadvertently turned back at something, then everything would be over!