Chapter 4 Back to the Pot?
Leona rushed over with "momentum", and then "crackled" and rewarded Yasuo with an "old fist".
Looking at Yasuo, who had turned into a pig's head, Leona clapped her hands with satisfaction, raised her eyebrows and said, "Do you still want to die?"
"Hmm...... I want to ......" Yasuo was also afraid of Leona, endured the pain on his face, and wasted the boss's strength to spit out these two words that sounded blurred.
"Well, that's good!" I don't know how Leona can tell the difference, she patted Yasuo's shoulder vigorously, and after seeing the latter grin again, she turned around and said, "Then you wait, the old lady continues to sharpen the knife." ”
...... "Didn't you let me die?"
As if she had guessed Yasuo's thoughts, Leona suddenly turned her head to look at Yasuo with a strange expression, "You don't think I'm trying to kill you, do you?"
Isn't ...... "Isn't it? Whoever encounters such a situation must think that he will be her target for slaughter, right?
"Hahahaha!" Seeing Yasuo's speechless appearance, Leona was in a good mood for a while, "You kid is really interesting! However, after taking away the old lady's virginity, the old lady really had the intention of killing you at that time!"
"......What does she mean?!" Yasuo was stunned, and then inexplicably gave birth to an incredible thought. Could it be that this thousand-year-old virgin was made by me? If that's the case...... I might as well be dead!
"If I kill you like this, it's too cheap for you, and the old lady still likes you, at least it's much more durable than the big man who picks his feet, so the old lady decided to wronged herself, you accept you!"
Don't grieve yourself! You better kill me! Yasuo guessed correctly, suffering from the hurt face, he wailed weakly in his heart. Hmm? Wait, who is the big man who picks his feet? I'm just a little more attractive than him?!
After all, Leona didn't have a mental understanding with Yasuo, so she naturally didn't know what he was thinking, so she continued to say to herself, "But you violated the old lady, so the death penalty can be avoided but the living crime is inescapable! The old lady hung you on a tree to dry!"
"Well, it's almost time, I can put you down. Leona nodded, then opened her right hand to Yasuo, only to see golden rays of light being drawn from Yasuo's body. After a while, Yasuo, who had lost his restraints, was finally able to regain his free body, and the first thing he did when he stepped on the ground was to use the power in his body without hesitation to restore his face first. People only have a face, how can they be sorry for it?!
Leona looked at Yasuo who had changed back to her original form "affectionately", nodded and said, "It's still good! Well, you just take it obediently, old lady...... Ahem, this goddess will go and slaughter the beast and cook it for you to enjoy. ”
Yasuo looked at her with some incredulity, when did she become so good?!I don't believe that I have any domineering spirit of "the tiger's body is shaken, and all women surrender"! Coughing lightly, Yasuo sorted out his words and asked cautiously, "That...... Leona, I think I just ...... just now."
"Huh?!" Leona turned her head suddenly, her eyes filled with murderous intent.
"Uh...... I just want to ask, what's going to eat at noon?"
The sky was still gray, and he didn't know where he could see that it was noon.
Seeing Yasuo say this, Leona didn't pay attention to the language problem, and put on a "virtuous" smile and said, "You wait, this goddess will slaughter it for you!"
After secretly scolding herself a few words about this goddess who changed her face quickly, Yasuo looked at her hand, only to see a worm entangled in golden light constantly struggling on the ground, looking at its fat and white body, and constantly squirming posture, Yasuo felt that it was a bit like a previous life...... He didn't dare to say it, because he already felt that his belly was beginning to turn upside down.
Leona didn't seem to see Yasuo's face pale, and while continuing to sharpen the stone sword, she said in a "gentle" tone: "Don't worry, this rune worm still tastes very good!
"What?!You fed me this?!" Yasuo had just recovered from retching, and when he heard her say this, he couldn't hold back the nausea anymore, and he squatted on the ground and threw up.
Leona didn't know why Yasuo was like this, and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you? Could it be that you're sick?!
"......" Yasuo was already vomiting and had no strength, he really didn't have the courage to say such a thing to Leona, he just felt that his mouth was filled with a strange smell.
"What the hell is going on with you?" Seeing that Leona's concerned look didn't seem to be fake, Yasuo suddenly felt that this thousand-year-old virgin was nothing, coupled with her beautiful face, he was a little stunned for a while, and even forgot the disgusting thought.
Being looked at by Yasuo so blankly, Leona's face turned red unexpectedly, and she felt that this was not in line with her character, so she put on a domineering look again and said: "How is it?
It was fine that she didn't say it, but saying it reminded Yasuo of that thought, and then he couldn't hold it back and spit it out again.
“!!!”
The expression on Leona's face froze. He actually threw up! He just looked at my perfect pretty face and threw up! Damn! Was he disgusting me?! A wave of grief and indignation broke out of Leona's heart.
Yasuo had just finished vomiting when he noticed that the atmosphere was strange again, and he couldn't help but look up and face Leona's face. What's wrong with her?!
"Daybreak Shield!"
Before Yasuo's thoughts could settle, a golden shield of light continued to magnify and magnify in his vision......
"Boom!"
With a pain in the head, everything returned to darkness again.
......
Leona, this damn violent woman!
Before he could open his eyes, Yasuo cursed in his heart, but there was a strong fragrance from the tip of his nose. Hmm? What smells so good? I'm just hungry!
Forced by the unbearable hunger, Yasuo involuntarily opened his mouth, and in a daze, he heard Leona say with satisfaction: "Good!
An unusually soft piece of meat in his mouth, and in an instant, his entire mouth was filled with aroma, and Yasuo chewed greedily. The meat was also soft and melted almost in his mouth, and Yasuo couldn't wait to open his mouth again as soon as he finished taking a bite.
Leona squinted her eyes happily, "Not bad!" She didn't refuse Yasuo's request, and once again picked up a piece of meat and put it in Yasuo's mouth.
After the second bite, Yasuo opened his eyes and looked at Leona with a gentle face, Yasuo couldn't help but ask curiously, "Leona, what is this?
"Hehe, in addition to its own good meat, the craftsmanship of this goddess is also good! After all, it has made thousands of ...... Ahem, isn't it a blessing?"
"Yes, yes!!" Yasuo nodded his head in praise as he lay on the ground, "Hmmm, what kind of meat is this?"
"Nonsense! Of course it's the rune worm!"
"Rune Worms! Rune ......" Yasuo's eyes widened suddenly, his face became unusually ugly, and he sat up from the ground with a "whoosh" and looked towards the place where the rune worms had been placed.
Over there, it's empty!
Looking at the piece of meat that Leona handed over again, Yasuo felt that his abdomen was turning over again, and then he spit out with a "wow" mouthful.
Leona, who was drenched in vomit, had another stagnant expression. Why?!Is the old lady so disgusting?!
Feeling that the atmosphere was suppressed again, Yasuo couldn't care about the strong feeling of vomiting, and hurriedly looked at Leona's iron face and said, "Leona, you listen to my explanation! You ......"
"Daybreak Shield!"
"Bastard! go to hell and explain it!!"
I was wronged!" and Yasuo fainted tragically again.
......
"Zizi~Zizi~"
When he woke up again, Yasuo's ears heard the familiar voice again, and he opened his eyes with a very bad feeling.
“!!!”
"Hey, Leona, why are you tying me up again?!" Yes, Yasuo was unfortunate enough to be tied to a dead tree again.
"Zizi~Zizi~"
"The old lady wants to slaughter the beast!" Yasuo looked around at a very familiar conversation, but he didn't notice the figure of the rune worm.
"Uh...... That, I'm not hungry!"
"Not hungry, hey, hey, hey!" Leona looked at Yasuo grimly and laughed, "The old lady is not trying to slaughter the rune worm!"
"Then you won't be ......" Yasuo finally understood what the bad feeling was, and he suddenly felt like a dumb person eating the yellow lotus.
"That's right, it's you!! brute," Leona sharpened her stone sword in a hurry, "How many years! It's the first time that the old lady has been so good to a person!But what did you get?! What !! old lady is so disgusting?!"
"No, it's not! Leona!
"Explain?!Hey, hey, hey, don't you want to die? This time, you'd better go to hell and explain!"
"I don't want to die ......"
"It's too late! Again, go to hell and say hello to the old immortals!" Leona obviously didn't want to listen to Yasuo's "rhetoric" anymore.
"......" Just as Yasuo racked his brains to think of a new plan, something happened happened!
"Oh hungry, hungry, oh~~" A roar like Tarzan of the apes was getting closer and closer, Yasuo looked up with a strange face, and saw a black shadow in the air, getting bigger and bigger!
Leona stood up upset.
"Boom!"
The earth trembled, a huge dust spread wantonly, and Yasuo, who was tied to the dead tree, was even more tragically blown away by the strong wind along with the dead tree!
"Ah!!hhh
However, Leona actually responded, "My dear! Lady Ben has come to save you!!"
During the flight, Yasuo's eyes widened, and an ominous shadow was inexplicably cast over his heart......