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Junxia said: "I have to fiddle with you in the air, if it is on the bed, it will be you who fiddle with me, so naturally it is good on the couch." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

Cui'er said disappreciably: "Since you are a servant, you are the one who serves me, so naturally you are playing with me." ”

Junxia said: "In your place, isn't it that men are shy and men are passive, naturally you are fiddling with me." ”

Cui'er said unyieldingly: "You men have great strength, so naturally men are fiddling with women." Besides, you're not ashamed!"

Jun Xia also argued: "But in your place, a man has no status, how dare he fiddle with a woman with status?"

Cui'er smiled and said, "But you are not our man, but the god of heaven, so you have to be a different matter." Also, people haven't asked a man to sleep yet, how can they fiddle with people!"

Junxia couldn't resist her, and felt that she was reasonable, so he couldn't compete with her anymore, so he picked her up gently and went to the couch. The phoenix is in trouble, and you can sleep.

Early the next morning, the emperor and the lord of honor had breakfast in the imperial dining room, because they didn't see Cui'er and Junxia, the emperor said: "This Cui'er is too playful!"

At this time, Cui'er and Junxia suddenly came, and when they heard her mother talking about her, she hurriedly saluted: "Erchen greets the mother emperor!"

Her mother said: "Cui'er, you too, please come to this imperial dining room!" and asked with concern: "Did you not sleep well last night?"

Cui'er replied: "Back to the mother, the retainers didn't sleep all night last night. ”

When her mother heard this, she said: "You are too playful, you don't sleep all night, and you are still so energetic!"

Cui'er said: "Back to the mother emperor, the sons and daughters somehow didn't sleep all night, but they became more energetic." ”

Her mother said curiously: "Cui'er, the mother emperor is too, and somehow, she didn't sleep all night last night, but she was more energetic than usual." He also asked the Yang of the Honor Lord: "Immortal Honor Lord, did you and Xia Immortal cast immortal magic on me and Cui'er, so that our mother and daughter could not sleep?"

The Yang of the Honor Lord only smiled, but the Yin of the Lord of Honor said: "Yes, it was your Lord of Honor Immortal and Cui'er's Xia Immortal who cast spells on your mother and daughter respectively, otherwise how could there be such a miracle in the world." ”

When Cui'er heard this, she said to Junxia: "My god, you cast a spell on me, and you didn't tell me, so I thought I was very excited because I was with you." He also said, "My god, if you and the Lord Immortal cast a spell on my mother and me, will it have an impact on our physical health?"

Jun Xia said: "The impact is very small, if you apply the spell once in a while, it will be beneficial to your health." ”

Lord Yin said: "Cui'er, you don't have to worry, even if it affects your health, with the mana of your Xia Immortal and Lord Honorable Immortal, you can easily adjust it. ”

And her mother, the emperor, said: "Cui'er, you hurry up and eat, we have to go to the court in a while!"

After breakfast, the empress said to the Yang of the Honored Lord: "The Honorary Lord Immortal, do you and all the immortals want to go to the court with us to appreciate the demeanor of our female officials of the brazier country?"

The Yang of the Honor Lord did not answer, and the Yin of the Lord of Honor replied: "That's great, this Honor Lord Immortal of yours likes to appreciate the demeanor of female officials the most." ”

Yi Lan also said: "There is also this Xia Immortal, who also likes to appreciate the demeanor of female officials." ”

Yi Lan's words made Cui'er raise her eyes to look at Junxia and asked, "Really?"

Jun Xia said: "Don't listen to this Yilan fairy nonsense, it's enough for me to appreciate you!"

When Junxia said this, Yi Lan and Qinghe were used to his rhetoric, so they naturally didn't laugh, but Xue'er couldn't control it for a while, and burst out laughing. When Cui'er saw it, she said to Jun Xiajiao: "Okay, you are lying?" and said: "However, the female stewards of our brazier country are all Fanglan, if you don't appreciate it, it's really a pity." ”

A group of people came to the court with the empress, the female ministers were already waiting, and as soon as the emperor sat on the dragon chair, the ministers immediately bowed down and saluted: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live!"

The empress also saluted: "All the lovers are flat!" The female ministers thanked the emperor.

And Junxia and them, standing in front of the right side of the stage with Cui'er. It is not difficult to see that these ministers are all between thirty and forty years old, and there is not much difference in age from their emperors.

I only heard the emperor say: "Just now, because the widow accompanied the immortals to dine at home, they were a little late, so everyone waited for a long time!"

The ministers under the dragon stage said in unison: "The emperor is polite!"

But one of the female ministers who stood at the forefront and looked like she was in her early thirties said: "Your Majesty, the immortals are just legends, no one has really met the immortals, I wonder if these immortals in the audience will also make the law of charming eyes?"

The emperor said: "Prime Minister Aiqing is too worried, these are indeed the great immortals who are like fakes, they all have boundless mana, and their mana is what the widow and the princess have seen with their own eyes, and there will be no fake." ”

The female prime minister said again: "Your Royal Highness, Your Royal Highness, there are indeed people in the world who will make a blind eye, and please pay more attention to the emperor and His Royal Highness!"

The emperor and Cui'er both understood that it was naturally difficult for the immortals to convince them if they did not show some true skills, and why wasn't this the case before thinking about themselves.

Seeing that the emperor was only pursing his lips and laughing, the princess Cui'er said: "Everyone, yesterday's mother and Cui'er have already experienced the demeanor of the fairy family, and please ask the prime minister and all the adults to speak elegantly, don't let the fairy family be angry." And said loudly: "Come on, present the shampoo that the immortals have changed casually, and also open the eyes of all the adults!"

Soon, a maid came out of the right side of the court with the bottle of shampoo handed down by Jun Xia Rang in both hands, and walked lightly in front of the female prime minister. When the prime minister saw that this thing was delicately worked, the color was snow white, and the upper end was dark blue, not like a wood carving, and asked: "May I ask the emperor, what kind of treasure is this thing so carved and blowing?"

The emperor did not reply, but signaled to the maid, who placed the bottle of shampoo on the ground, pressed some of it on her left palm with her right hand, rubbed it with both hands a few times, and shook her hands into the air.

An indescribably wonderful and rich fragrance suddenly spread to the court in all directions. made all the female ministers smell it, and even said the word "good fragrance". And the female prime minister smelled it and hurriedly asked, "May I ask the emperor, what is the use of this thing, is it used as a fragrance room?"

The emperor was a little complacent and said: "Aiqing is wrong, didn't the widow say it just now, this is called shampoo, as the name suggests, shampoo is used to wash hair." ”

Continued: "Shampoo your hair with this shampoo and you'll feel refreshed. The immortals said that after washing once, even if you don't wash your hair for ten days or eight days, you won't feel itchy and dandruff at all. ”

continued: "It's this bottle of shampoo, the immortals also said, it is made of plastic, and plastic is the best product for our brazier country, and we need at least two thousand years of development to make it." ”

The female prime minister said: "No wonder, as soon as the emperor and His Royal Highness the princess and these guests entered the court, a fragrance came to the ministers, and it was the same as the fragrance emitted by this shampoo." Just this bottle of hair washing, how can it be proved that these guests are immortals?"