Chapter 64: Male Gods Will Become Big Bellies
Quietly bent down, his eyes peeked at Mo Wenchen's neck.
Huh? I didn't even see it, what's going on?
"Gao Nan, what are you doing?" Mo Wenchen squatted down and looked at Gao Nan.
Gao Nan was very helpless, but he could only say that it was okay, but in fact, he kept muttering in his heart, why did you say that you had nothing to do squatting, so much so that you couldn't see if you really had an Adam's apple.
Mo Wenchen chuckled, returned to his cold form, pointed at Gao Nan, coughed twice, and said, "How are you going to deal with Jiang Jiao tomorrow?"
"The soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, and if they want to fight, they will fight!" Gao Nan shrugged his shoulders and said, his posture was very relaxed, but as for what he thought in his heart, it was not for Mo Wenchen to know.
"Hehe, Gao Nan boy, don't underestimate the enemy this time, Jiang Jiao's stupid snake has made a lot of money this time, and the countless heavenly and earthly treasures of Jindou Mountain have been eaten by it, and its strength has scurried up. The old donkey ran over with two black circles under his eyes, and flattered him to report the situation, so that this fight would end here.
Seeing that the old donkey had moved, the white face couldn't sit still, and hurriedly came over and added: "Not only the genius earth treasure but also the essence blood of many little demons, I touched it that day and saw it, the dead snake is now extremely strong, even more powerful than the original dog bear." ”
Gao Nan turned the news in his heart, his face became a little solemn, and then he looked at the white face and the old donkey.
"Hehe, have you made up for it?"
A phantom demon and a donkey demon both smiled flatteringly, and laughed with Gao Nangan.
Gao Nan hugged the two of them while laughing, and said with a smile: "Brother." ”
"Well, yes, we're brothers who are closer than brothers. ”
"Since you are a brother, you can understand me, let me go up. Gao Nan's mana suddenly broke into the two of them, sealing their demonic power operation, and with a loud shout, the two evil goods were sent to the big tree branch in the courtyard.
"Oops, we've got it. "The old donkey is so annoyed, I didn't expect Gao Nan to turn his face and be ruthless.
"This is shameless banditry, let me go. The white face angrily accused Gao Nan.
Gao Nan clapped his hands and grinned: "Brother, long live understanding!"
With that, Shi Shiran walked back to his room, closed the door, and began to adjust his state, so that tomorrow's competition would be foolproof.
"Little one, get your donkey brother down. The old donkey saw that Gao Nan's conscience was hopeless, and he couldn't help but set his eyes on Xiao Budian's body again.
Sha Baobao looked at the old donkey seriously, then twisted his little buttocks, stuffed cotton balls, and flew towards his residence, and yawned a big before entering the house, so angry that the old donkey almost turned his back on his back.
"Look, it's for nothing, I've already let you surround people on weekdays. The white face gloated and said, and then saw the female soldiers patrolling outside the courtyard wall at a glance, and shouted loudly: "Sisters, it's better to come up together to enjoy the moon, and talk about life by the way!"
"Bah, stinky rascal!" all the female soldiers snorted in unison, ignoring their white faces, and strode by.
"Wowhaha, stinky rascal......"
"I'm a beautiful man, not a stinky rascal!"
"It's a stinky rascal......"
The two hung on the branches, and in the midst of bitterness, they quarreled with each other and quarreled all night.
And Gao Nan, who was adjusting his state, had opened up the big characters at the moment, lying on the bed, and fell asleep, this is his heartless way of adjusting, which surprised a little demon who came to observe secretly, and went back to tell Jiang Jiao, so angry that the old snake fell and smashed angrily in the room, and kept scolding: "Ignorant child, I look down on this king so much, I must swallow you alive......"
The night of life, accompanied by the gradual passing of the dim starlight, slowly turned out a touch of fish belly white.
Gao Nan stretched comfortably, briefly freshened up outside the door, and then walked into the courtyard, took two deep breaths, looked up at the old donkey and white face who had been hanging on the branches of the tree for a night, and said with a smile: "Two brothers, morning!"
"We hate you!" both said in unison, followed by a simultaneous sneeze.
"I've done too many bad things, and there are a lot of people who scold you, right?" Gao Nan was in a good mood, waved his hand to get the two of them down, and then glanced at Mo Wenchen, and strode towards the outside of the city.
In the early morning, the streets of the daughter country are quite lonely, maybe this has something to do with the fact that women sleep more and recuperate, anyway, there are only a few women busy on the street, and when they see Gao Nan coming, they all rush forward, this one sends porridge, that one sends buns, and one who sends fresh milk, uh, it's milk, and everyone who thinks wrong goes to face the wall.
His hands were stuffed with warm food sent by all kinds of beauties, Gao Nan's heart was warm, and he couldn't help but sigh at the happiness of being a male god, no wonder the male gods on campus were always arrogantly looking up at their nostrils, it was really enjoyable.
Anyway, with our silky face, we can walk on the road as a beautiful woman who delivers food, and this life is worth it.
But soon, Gao Nan was a little unbearable, the main main road is too long, although there are only a few at a distance, but there are not a hundred or eighty servings of things eaten along the way for such a long time, even if I successfully cultivate immortals, I can't digest it.
"Ah, it's Gao Nan Gongzi, come and taste the lean meat bun I made especially for you!" Another bun of Xi Shi rushed over, waiting for Gao Nan to take it with anticipation.
Gao Nan swallowed it with tears in his eyes, and said in the starry eyes of the beautiful woman: "It's delicious!"
"Sisters, do you hear me, Childe compliments me on the deliciousness of my buns?"
"Childe also tastes our ......" enthusiastic women all poured in, each with a well-made good food.
Gao Nan patted his stomach, looked at the city gate that was only more than 100 meters away from him, and tears flowed straight into his stomach: "It's not easy to be a male god, it's completely certain, after many years, the male god will become a big belly, maybe my brother-in-law also came over like this when he was young......"
Forced to squeeze out a smile, the comer was not afraid to stuff the food into his mouth, Gao Nan touched the edge of the city gate very lightly and slowly, kept burping, and then looked at the white face and the old donkey and turtle crawling to the side who also suffered a miserable fate.
The three of them glanced at each other, and they all saw awe, are the monsters in the world terrifying? Are the immortals and Buddhas in heaven and earth powerful? But at this moment, all of these are not as good as the passionate daughter country woman.
"Race, come back early. ”
"Yes, you can stay at my house tonight!"
......
Gao Nan wiped the sweat from his head, and was touched twice by the female soldiers guarding the city, and fled from the national capital in a hurry.
Ten miles outside the city, Gao Nan saw the demons of Jindou Mountain, the curly golden bull turned into a human form, mighty and majestic, and a nest of trendy curly hair on his head.
The bear king on the left hand behind him recovered his injuries, looked at the embarrassed Gao Nan, and couldn't help grinning, and Jiang Jiao's gloomy face on the right hand couldn't help but show a touch of sympathy, they have all enjoyed this kind of treatment, it turns out that pretending to be a coercion really doesn't end well!
"That's why you ran outside to hide from Qingqing, right?" Gao Nan hated that he didn't bring stomach health tablets when he crossed, and when he saw the expressions of the demons on the other side, he couldn't help but ask with a wry smile.
The curly-haired man nodded with palpitations, and said: "We are really afraid, no matter how good-looking and ugly, or even if it is not yet transformed, we can get inhuman treatment in the city, and sometimes we find that it is good to be a demon with a lonely taste." ”
"Uh-huh!" all the youkai nodded their heads, apparently really leaving a shadow.
Gao Nan rolled his eyes after hearing this, a rough monster can say such literary and artistic words, it is really embarrassing for himself to be a ** silk man who has crossed over, if he had such an awareness, he would still be worried about finding a girlfriend, but after thinking about it carefully, he sighed helplessly: "Daughter country, a man's paradise is also a man's hell, the most difficult to accept the grace of a beauty, honestly don't deceive me!"
"Hurry up and digest it, I'm still waiting to swallow you openly. Jiang Jiao was angry and laughed at Gao Nan.
Gao Nan pouted: "Are you above board?"
"It's because I've never had it before, so I let you take advantage of it this time!" Jiang Jiao said as a matter of course.
Gao Nan was almost suffocated to death, which can be said to be a matter of course, and he had to convince this dead snake!
After a while, his stomach finally didn't hold up so much, Gao Nan waved his hand to let Mo Wenchen and the old donkey take a few steps back, and then a few more whirlwind legs came, and then he hooked his hand at Jiang Jiao with satisfaction: "Hurry up, I have to go and meet a few of the most beautiful girls after the fight, uh, no, it's food." ”
The arrogant Jiang Jiao held his breath last night, and now seeing Gao Nan's indifferent appearance, he was extremely angry, and immediately pulled out a magic weapon like a sword and saw, shook his hand, like a long snake spitting out a letter, and all the calmness ran out of the clouds.
"Come on, don't die in the year, I, Jiang Jiao will definitely beat you all over the ground to find teeth!"